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dennys: and-down-we-go: So last night a bunch of my friends and I went to Denny’s for some breakfast-for-dinner and I couldn’t decide on what I wanted, so I told the waiter “I want a lot of eggs.” “How many eggs do you want?”“How
artemisfowlstolemysoul: Being a nice person is so fun Waiter messes something up? You can see the relief on their faces when you don’t scream and swear at them about it Extra tickets at an arcade/prize place? Watch a little kid’s face light up when
itsemeralmyrana: notcrazyiswear: danglingthpider: notcrazyiswear: I’ve put together a simple chart that explains the various ways you should and shouldn’t summon a waiter over to your table, and the service you’re likely to receive accordingly.Because
geoffrmsy: dekutree: tbh I don’t see the fuss about having waiters/waitresses not being happy and enthusiastic like I came here to eat I didn’t come here to be amused by employees as long as I’m getting my food and they’re not being blatantly
humansofnewyork: “My husband is a dancer and a waiter. I’m an actor and a handyman. We can’t really afford to be following our passions at the same time, so we alternate. Right now it’s his turn. He’s putting on a dance production in North
Things that say a lot about people: the way which they treat the waiter/waitress how they feel about the weather whether they dog ear pages or highlight in books fingernails and hands in general their preferred creative outlet how much they dread/enjoy
unregardless:being rich would be so much fun, like aside from the obvious stuff, can you imagine going to a restaurant and being able to give your waiter/waitress a 躔 tip for like a ุ meal? you could make peoples months without even trying
bowserfucker: my friends and i were playing fuck marry kill at a restaurant and our waiter was gonna ask how our food was but he heard “I’d fuck goofy”and walked away immediately.
hesitantlester: what a beautiful snedding (snail wedding) says the snidesmaid (snail bridesmaid) to the snaiter (snail waiter) oh yes but what a shame what a shame the poor snoom’s (snail groom) snide (snail bride) is a snore (snail whore)
gayaceinspace: averyiscoldpizza: fairytalephantasy: cuddlingwithsatan: ottermatopoeia: what a beautiful wedding said a bridesmaid to a waiter yes but what a shame the poor grooms bride is a llama What? A llama?! HE’S SUPPOSED TO BE DEAD!!
poppetawoppet: angrila: princess-starr: pkeradactyl: editorincreeps: Princess Bride themed restaurant. Waiters say “as you wish” after taking your order. Finish the Fezzik in an hour, your meal is free. Come in a wheelbarrow, your meal is 10%
willczarnecki: fuck-customers: A day or two ago, I was at “boob” restaurant (like an owl one) for a best friend’s brother’s birthday. I got up to go to the bathroom. Talked to a waiter to ask where it was, blah blah blah, normal stuff. And when
hard4mom: Mom, stop moaning… we don’t want our waiter or anyone else to notice
things that say a lot about people: the way which they treat the waiter/waitress how they feel about the weather whether they dog ear pages or highlight in books fingernails and hands in general their preferred creative outlet how much they dread/enjoy
malikdick: when im older im going to move to london and one rainy day ill be sitting in a coffee shop and a rly cute waiter with the nicest accent will serve me and then ask for my number and we will fall in love and live happily ever after and if it
hot waiters make me nervous & forget what i want to order they are the order “I’d like a piece of that ass.”
bitchouttahell: shout out to all of the custodians, cooks, garbage truck drivers, cafeteria workers, bus drivers, waiters, and every one else whose jobs and entire fucking existences get shit on by the same people who wouldn’t know what to do with
revantjouretnuit: galactci: people who are rude to cashiers or waiters or any customer service people are my least favourite people because all day these people run around doing things for everyone else and keep a smile on their faces despite dealing
miseraboolia: did i ever tell you guys about the time i asked the waiter at pei wei for a couple fortune cookies and he grabbed two handfuls and ran over and shoved them in my bag and whispered “RUN”
stripesdontmakeyoustraight: stripesdontmakeyoustraight: If you ever think you did something embarrassing just remember that I had a really hot waiter one time and i was gonna order double pepperoni pizza but I looked him dead in the eye and accidentally
baroquen-sol: waiter: how’s your meal?shakira: it’s wonderful thanksshakira’s hips: she hates itshakira: son of a
tandemegg: If you don’t say thank you when the waiter/waitress refills your drink I will fuckin say it for you
nnilkshake: why test on animals when there r people who r rude to waiters
shutupaubrey:so your waiter makes a mistake..they might still have kids at home? paying off student loans? need to make rent this month? need to eat, need to survive? human error is no reason not to tip
eyeleech: Mona Ermishina - by Jonathan Waiter
goldlila: tat-art: xiao wen ju by jonathan waiter for babyghost SS12 cutie!
themaninthegreenshirt: Billie Holiday getting a light from a waiter at Sugar Hill. In 1957, New York photojournalist Jerry Dantzic spent time with Billie Holiday during a two-week run of performances at the Newark, New Jersey, nightclub Sugar Hill.
fv6: Jonathan Waiter
muscleboyheaven: After hulking out of his clothing at the restaurant, Jeff grabbed a small towel from one of the waiters. He grinned and winked at the guy saying “Don’t worry bro, I’ll make it worth your while.” Muscleboy Heaven
ginathesissy: Im so horny after the waiter told me he likes “Gurls Like Me” cause we’re more fun ;) Hehe.. Never have I been attracted to hispanic men before but I could see his fat cock growing in his pants, and it looks so filling!! He wrote
animalstalkinginallcaps: SO IS THERE LIKE, A WAITER OR SOMETHING OR DO WE HAVE TO GO UP TO THE BAR OURSELVES?
didihearthereadyset: didihearthereadyset: didihearthereadyset: didihearthereadyset: I have a really hot waiter. Guys he came back with my food and said, “Careful the plate is hot too.” So I asked, “too?” and hE TOUCHED MY SHOULDER THEN MADE
brokebitchantics: spacemanthespiff: ulanji: tsukum: i hate when i go up north and go to restaurants and the waiter comes to take my order and im like “do yall have sweet tea??” and theyre like “no sweetheart but we have unsweetened iced tea
itsmeheauxxx: just-for-grins: When I see the waiter walk by with someone else’s food, and I’m just sitting there eating bread: Lmao
obey-selfies: i feel real bad for him he is a waiter
idontfuckmyhotwife: Best ever flashing to waiter , it’s not ours
cancelmonday: Things that say a lot about people: the way which they treat the waiter/waitress how they feel about the weather whether they dog ear pages or highlight in books fingernails and hands in general their preferred creative outlet how much
dontgigglesherlock: thetimelordwithnoname: timey-wimey-avenger: drunj: if you’re rude to waiters at restaurants i hate you if you’re rude i hate you i hate you rude
bagmilk: when your waiter comes out with food but it’s for another table
lordoftheinternet: i wanna get super rich so i can do cool stuff like tip waiters or pay off people’s student loans for fun
tragafuegos:wtfel:DONT DINE AND DASHYOUR WAITER/WAITRESS HAS TO PAY FOR IT OUT OF THEIR TIPS SO ITS NOT A CUTESY DARE THAT HAS NO CONSEQUENCESERIOUSLY FUCK PEOPLE WHO DO THIS But know this, if you’re a server in California and your boss tells you to
surprisebitch: rocker-socks: agent-of-empathy: misseddetail: greencarnations: hipsterloli: Japan has a bara maid cafe and im typing this from the airport IF YOU ORDER A CAN OF BEER, THE WAITER WILL POUR IT FOR YOU AND THEN CRUSH THE CAN FOR ห
melisica: Lera Loginova (by Jonathan Waiter)
whatwhiteswillneverknow: Waiter who thinks he knows about other cultures but actually has absolutely no idea
insidiousmoonandry: unregardless: being rich would be so much fun, like aside from the obvious stuff, can you imagine going to a restaurant and being able to give your waiter/waitress a 躔 tip for like a ุ meal? you could make people’s months
audacious-little-fuck: paperbacksplease: glyndarling: toiletoftheworld: fuck-customers: A day or two ago, I was at “boob” restaurant (like an owl one) for a best friend’s brother’s birthday. I got up to go to the bathroom. Talked to a waiter
Finger me under the table while the waiter is taking our order.
My Wife Fucking The Waiter
rainbowdash-likesgirls: humansofnewyork: “I was trying to get a job as a waiter and they wanted a sample of my hair so they could test it for drugs. I said, ‘I’ve got no problem with that cause I don’t put drugs on my head, I put them in my
When the waiter asks, "are you done with this?" when your plate is completely cleared.
