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2small4her: Wife on vacation is attracted to waiter serving her a lot more than her Eggs Benedictine although there is dick in it.
girlsblownaway: Right smiles, rueful, annoyed. She thought a little cleavage wold be enough. She had no idea exactly how much cleavage her friend was willing to bring to the party. The waiter has been staring at left all evening. Now he’s even asked
artisticallynaked: sookie-m: jonathan waiter // kara neko -
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xspanked-masters-petx: Sometimes I make my pet tip the Bellman… pet: Or the waiter, bag boy, check-out person, or anyone else you feel needs a ‘tip….’
real-woman-are-rubenesque: Getting the waiters attention…
sookie-m: Jonathan Waiter morning
Full-time house husband
tastefullyoffensive:When the waiter brings your food.
drunj: if you’re rude to waiters at restaurants i hate you
oomshi: hello waiter can i get a milkshake, hold the boys
dicknerd: one time i had a waiter that was so hot i forgot what orange juice was called
ay-dougie: voting against gay marriage is like ordering a piece of cake at a restaurant and having a complete stranger be like “waiter, cancel that cake”
lordoftheinternet: i wanna get super rich so i can do cool stuff like tip waiters or pay off people’s student loans for fun
thekingofthecats: Has nobody noticed the gay waiter in Pokemon X/Y in Lumiose City? I feel like this guy needs a whole story.
thetenantoftennant: That look of terror when someone tells the waiter that it’s your birthday
chibitron: I think we all can agree that the best thing about Hetalia the Beautiful World getting dubbed is the homophobic waiter will have some sort of voice actor Some one is going to literally voice act a man screaming at a man trying to propose
dekutree: tbh I don’t see the fuss about having waiters/waitresses not being happy and enthusiastic like I came here to eat I didn’t come here to be amused by employees as long as I’m getting my food and they’re not being blatantly rude I don’t
amydoesthings: cumslayer: cumslayer: So I went on a date today and we went to a nice restaurant before going to the movies and I ordered the “iced grape popsicles” for dessert because I love grape Popsicles so why not right?…..so the waiter brings
battleblocktheater: theroguefeminist: maddyhyper: we-cannot-have-nice-things: how to convince a waiter to become atheist This is just cruel. this is disgusting At the restaurant I used to work at we had waitresses come back crying after they had
benwarheit:Things I like about this decal on a restaurant window: -the insane orange waiter -that he’s carrying his plates in the air like a strongman -the couple looks like this isn’t the first time he’s done this, but it’s easier to just let
tragafuegos:wtfel:DONT DINE AND DASH YOUR WAITER/WAITRESS HAS TO PAY FOR IT OUT OF THEIR TIPS SO ITS NOT A CUTESY DARE THAT HAS NO CONSEQUENCE SERIOUSLY FUCK PEOPLE WHO DO THIS But know this, if you’re a server in California and your boss tells you
thottielamottie: tsukum:i hate when i go up north and go to restaurants and the waiter comes to take my order and im like “do yall have sweet tea??” and theyre like “no sweetheart but we have unsweetened iced tea and we can give you some sugar
numberonehulktrash: owson: hipsterloli:Japan has a bara maid cafe and im typing this from the airport oh my god “Food and drink are on the expensive side, but if you order a can of beer, your macho waiter will pour it and then crush the can.”
thoodleoo: thoodleoo: waiter: do you know what you’d like to orderme: yeah i’ll have a caesar saladwaiter: we’ll have that right out for you(a minute later all of the waitstaff and my best friend suddenly burst out of the kitchen and stab me 23
aiwilaa: When you finally see waiter with your food.
stimmystuffs: stimmystuffs: stimmystuffs: gkdkskskjd im watching kitchen nightmares and gordon has this twink waiter that is CLEARLY like. in love with him (as all twinks are) and he’s just incredibly fucking oblivious. he just complimented him on
lazulisong: centrumlumina: anextrapart: matzoballer: judging by fan fictions, the only jobs in the world are being a teacher, lawyer, waiter, or working at a coffee shop and man do the people with those jobs have a lot of sex Based on AO3′s AU
thaunderground: excuse me waiter……I’ll have what he’s having
bitchouttahell: shout out to all of the custodians, cooks, garbage truck drivers, cafeteria workers, bus drivers, waiters, and every one else whose jobs and entire fucking existences get shit on by the same people who wouldn’t know what to do with
thinfatfit:Osha Waiters
artemisfowlstolemysoul: Being a nice person is so fun Waiter messes something up? You can see the relief on their faces when you don’t scream and swear at them about it Extra tickets at an arcade/prize place? Watch a little kid’s face light up when
ulanji: tsukum: i hate when i go up north and go to restaurants and the waiter comes to take my order and im like “do yall have sweet tea??” and theyre like “no sweetheart but we have unsweetened iced tea and we can give you some sugar packets!!!”
safestsephiroth: poppetawoppet: angrila: princess-starr: pkeradactyl: editorincreeps: Princess Bride themed restaurant. Waiters say “as you wish” after taking your order. Finish the Fezzik in an hour, your meal is free. Come in a wheelbarrow,
ladyalleta: Efficiency: the ratio of energy to output. In basic economics, there are price floors, meaning the lowest price something can possibly be. Example A) minimum wage. You cannot pay someone below minimum wage. (waiters have tips they can earn,
kimjungfun: Hoping to avoid The Cold Udon Incident of 2013, the Pyongyang Applebee’s assigns four waiters to the Dear Leader.
mellayellaa: letmehithat: livelovedakota: saraisins: caliphorniaqueen: apimpwithpolio: soulbruva3: fxst-asleep: thonaye: cherish every moment oh my god Wow…. Damn this shit made me cry no wonder the waiter only brought one tray. this is
maryburgers: benwarheit: Things I like about this decal on a restaurant window: -the insane orange waiter -that he’s carrying his plates in the air like a strongman -the couple looks like this isn’t the first time he’s done this, but it’s easier
xxboredangelxx: Me, when someone’s rude to cashiers/waiters:
surprisebitch: rocker-socks: agent-of-empathy: misseddetail: greencarnations: hipsterloli: Japan has a bara maid cafe and im typing this from the airport IF YOU ORDER A CAN OF BEER, THE WAITER WILL POUR IT FOR YOU AND THEN CRUSH THE CAN FOR ห
mydarkangel2pls: “Sir, the waiter is coming.” “I don’t care, kitten. I’m playing with my property. “Sir, please…please, Sir” “Order your food, kitten.” “Are you ready to order?” “Ummm, ohh, yes, thank you. I’ll ummm,
i wanna get super rich so i can do cool stuff like tip waiters or pay off people’s student loans for fun Or pay off my own student loans/ my brother’s. Or own a house and car
bagmilk: when your waiter comes out with food but it’s for another table
tsukum:i hate when i go up north and go to restaurants and the waiter comes to take my order and im like “do yall have sweet tea??” and theyre like “no sweetheart but we have unsweetened iced tea and we can give you some sugar packets!!!” llike
notcrazyiswear: danglingthpider: notcrazyiswear: I’ve put together a simple chart that explains the various ways you should and shouldn’t summon a waiter over to your table, and the service you’re likely to receive accordingly.Because if one
drinkabottleofurself: battleblocktheater: theroguefeminist: maddyhyper: we-cannot-have-nice-things: how to convince a waiter to become atheist This is just cruel. this is disgusting At the restaurant I used to work at we had waitresses come back
anidioticblogger: excuse me waiter where are my crayons
another-nail-in-my-coffin: Dear waiter: I am so sorry we freaked you out. It was an accident, I swear.
black-operations: cute date idea: speak for them. order their food, their drinks, tell the waiters and servers that they’re too small to think and talk for themselves so you do it for them. have them agree that you know best. take choice away.
thebutterflybabe:The Waiter Dagger is a butterfly limited to the neotropical realm in Mesoamerica and South America. They obtain their nutrients from the nectar of Crodia and Croton, animal excrement and from damp soils. . Photo: Almir Candido de Almeida
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