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pizza-waiter:Slut for attention
pizza-waiter:Looking for someone to pitch a tent with….
pizza-waiter:Feeling my oats in the changing room (part 2 - the remix)
pizza-waiter:When it doubt, take your trousers off
pizza-waiter:Birthday nudes… but make it tasteful
pizza-waiter:David and Goliath
pizza-waiter:Bubble bath
jasunami: Kurea Hasumi 蓮実クレア : Waiter
totallycorrectft:Waiter: So, what would you like to order?Natsu: Can I get a milkshake with two straws, please?Lucy: Awh, that’s so sw-Natsu, putting both straws in his mouth: Watch how fucking fast I can drink this
viralthings:We asked the waiter to take a photo of us at dinner
sookie-m: kara neko by jonathan waiter
suspiciouswetness: You take me out to a nice dinner, complete with reservations and table cloths and candles and snooty waiters. You’re dressed in your finest outfit, and I’m wearing a flowy, white halter dress. It’s loose enough to accommodate
stripesdontmakeyoustraight: stripesdontmakeyoustraight: If you ever think you did something embarrassing just remember that I had a really hot waiter one time and i was gonna order double pepperoni pizza but I looked him dead in the eye and accidentally
cheesewhizexpress: Waiter!
minuty: “Fate is like a strange, unpopular restaurant filled with odd little waiters who bring you things you never asked for and don’t always like.” — Lemony Snicket (via minuty)
OH WAITER! There appears to be a DEAD girl in my soup
artemisfowlstolemysoul: Being a nice person is so fun Waiter messes something up? You can see the relief on their faces when you don’t scream and swear at them about it Extra tickets at an arcade/prize place? Watch a little kid’s face light up when
fuckery-inc: Kiss me in public. Put your arm around me so people know I’m with you. Call me babe in front of our waiter. Pull me in because I’m just not quite close enough to you. Make me watch that one tv show that’s your guilty pleasure. Tell
amydoesthings: cumslayer: cumslayer: So I went on a date today and we went to a nice restaurant before going to the movies and I ordered the “iced grape popsicles” for dessert because I love grape Popsicles so why not right?…..so the waiter brings
poppetawoppet: angrila: princess-starr: pkeradactyl: editorincreeps: Princess Bride themed restaurant. Waiters say “as you wish” after taking your order. Finish the Fezzik in an hour, your meal is free. Come in a wheelbarrow, your meal is 10%
Um waiter I’ll have two
we-cannot-have-nice-things:how to convince a waiter to become atheist
phurlz: Just once I want to let a waiter keep peppering my salad until he gets uncomfortable and just walks away, leaving a giant mound of pepper on my tiny salad.
meganphntmgrl: benwarheit: Things I like about this decal on a restaurant window: -the insane orange waiter -that he’s carrying his plates in the air like a strongman -the couple looks like this isn’t the first time he’s done this, but it’s
benwarheit: Things I like about this decal on a restaurant window: -the insane orange waiter -that he’s carrying his plates in the air like a strongman -the couple looks like this isn’t the first time he’s done this, but it’s easier to just let
itshalalcuzisaidbismillah: whatwhiteswillneverknow:Waiter who thinks he knows about other cultures but actually has absolutely no ideaThis is it. This is the vine that killed me.
s1120411: teahouse waiter
lokispriestess: hyper-red: aferret: fuck-customers: A day or two ago, I was at “boob” restaurant (like an owl one) for a best friend’s brother’s birthday. I got up to go to the bathroom. Talked to a waiter to ask where it was, blah blah blah,
xsosandy: You’ll have to give your order again. The waiter wasn’t able to understand everything you just said… I can’t wait for a night like that
davesthickmarket: THIS WAITER AT RED ROBIN IS SERVING MAJOR MEAT
forever-classyx: Oh my gosh people, be nice to your waiter/waitress, it’s not their fault that your food is cold or if it’s under cooked. Be nice to the cashiers who are still training and can’t ring up your items as quickly as you want. If
deucebasket: the waiter at olive garden has been grating my cheese for 6 hours now waiting for me to say when. customers are screaming. three people have died. I will not yield.
space-soap: lessamao replied to your photo:dmmd 69 minute challenge: hot date!! i would… ok so like… i now realize he is on a date at fancy dinner. but originally i thought he was holding a tray of glasses and i was like “waiter aoba. dat my
dekutree: tbh I don’t see the fuss about having waiters/waitresses not being happy and enthusiastic like I came here to eat I didn’t come here to be amused by employees as long as I’m getting my food and they’re not being blatantly rude I don’t
bowserfucker: my friends and i were playing fuck marry kill at a restaurant and our waiter was gonna ask how our food was but he heard “I’d fuck goofy”and walked away immediately.
danglingthpider: notcrazyiswear: I’ve put together a simple chart that explains the various ways you should and shouldn’t summon a waiter over to your table, and the service you’re likely to receive accordingly.Because if one more middle aged,
milkybreads: Stress relief doodle. I’d go to karasuno cafe everyday just to flirt with waiter!Suga.
mano-manu:I saw Hima’s update and I couldn’t resist drawing waiter!england *covers face*
dekuhornet: another modern tea shop waiter zuko 🍵🍃✨
incorrect-overwatch-quotations: Boss: You’re fired. McCree: *turns in gun and badge* Boss: You’re a waiter where did you get those.
insidiousmoonandry: unregardless:being rich would be so much fun, like aside from the obvious stuff, can you imagine going to a restaurant and being able to give your waiter/waitress a 躔 tip for like a ุ meal? you could make people’s months without
garnetquyen: Because I still want this prompt to be written! And while Mob boss AU is flying around, why not make it a combination hoho /*3*/ Mafia boss Erik Lehnsherr is a regular at the diner, where Charles, a deaf boy, works as a waiter. After Erik
didihearthereadyset: didihearthereadyset: didihearthereadyset: I have a really hot waiter. Guys he came back with my food and said, “Careful the plate is hot too.” So I asked, “too?” and hE TOUCHED MY SHOULDER THEN MADE A SIZZLING NOISE.
stripesdontmakeyoustraight: If you ever think you did something embarrassing just remember that I had a really hot waiter one time and i was gonna order double pepperoni pizza but I looked him dead in the eye and accidentally asked for double penetration
incorrectbatfam:Hal: If you and a same sex friend are eating out and request one check and the waiter sets it down in front of you, they’ve decided you’re the top.Bruce: *remembers when he and Clark went to lunch and the waitress put the check
breastzombietraining: A breast hypnotist suggesting to here latest BZ that he would like to be the nude male waiter for her girls party ‘….oh didn’t I say it’s only for my girlfriends…oh well….do you like how my breasts look in
20aliens: by Jonathan Waiter
himneska: Xiao Wen Ju photographed by Jonathan Waiter for Babyghost Spring/Summer 2012.
ohwiewunderbar: outofeverythingthisnamewasleft: Waiting for the waiter- New York City, 1967 by Danny Lyon
jinxproof: Soo Joo Park | © Jonathan Waiter
whtbriefs: I’ve done this before. I was a “waiter” at a friend’s 40th birthday party. Mot of the time I was wearing a thong, until it got stripped off. That was the best party I’ve ever been to.
batorboy: secretplaygrounds: Auntie seeing if she can get the young waiters at the diner to lose their minds and goon in public for her.
gorillateaparty: GorillaTeaParty Osha Waiters
redhotbear:Giving the waiter the tip he deserves
Rick Amor (Australian, b. 1948): The Waiter (1995-2000). Oil on canvas, 107 x 91 cm.
santaferomantic2: Buca Waiter Setting the Glasses - 2017 Arranging Glassware - 2017 Onelio Marrero
