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viralthings:We asked the waiter to take a photo of us at dinner
black-operations: cute date idea: speak for them. order their food, their drinks, tell the waiters and servers that they’re too small to think and talk for themselves so you do it for them. have them agree that you know best. take choice away.
anidioticblogger: excuse me waiter where are my crayons
bowserfucker: my friends and i were playing fuck marry kill at a restaurant and our waiter was gonna ask how our food was but he heard “I’d fuck goofy”and walked away immediately.
gymleaderkyle: when your waiter walks by with another tables food
baroquen-sol: waiter: how’s your meal?shakira: it’s wonderful thanksshakira’s hips: she hates itshakira: son of a
unregardless:being rich would be so much fun, like aside from the obvious stuff, can you imagine going to a restaurant and being able to give your waiter/waitress a 躔 tip for like a ุ meal? you could make people’s months without even trying
tsukum:i hate when i go up north and go to restaurants and the waiter comes to take my order and im like “do yall have sweet tea??” and theyre like “no sweetheart but we have unsweetened iced tea and we can give you some sugar packets!!!” llike
kingofbeartraps: dennys: and-down-we-go: So last night a bunch of my friends and I went to Denny’s for some breakfast-for-dinner and I couldn’t decide on what I wanted, so I told the waiter “I want a lot of eggs.” “How many eggs do you
artemisfowlstolemysoul: Being a nice person is so fun Waiter messes something up? You can see the relief on their faces when you don’t scream and swear at them about it Extra tickets at an arcade/prize place? Watch a little kid’s face light up when
bagmilk: when your waiter comes out with food but it’s for another table
sofiamarut: Hentai girls likes to fuck. At my blog http://sofiamarut.tumblr.com/
brooklynnsissyworld: itsmeganprincess:Don’t you want to wear these out to lunch today girl? The sound of your heels on the pavement, the hot waiter trying to flirt with you…. super cute ❤
joegayhunter:Waiter under table
forever-classyx: Oh my gosh people, be nice to your waiter/waitress, it’s not their fault that your food is cold or if it’s under cooked. Be nice to the cashiers who are still training and can’t ring up your items as quickly as you want. If
avatargrimes: failstun: tltty: hot waiters make me nervous & forget what i want to order they are the order “I’d like a piece of that ass.”
netflx: one time a waiter asked me what kind of taco shell i wanted and i forgot the word for “soft taco" so i asked him for a flexible taco. fle xible taco
dontgigglesherlock: thetimelordwithnoname: timey-wimey-avenger: drunj: if you’re rude to waiters at restaurants i hate you if you’re rude i hate you i hate you rude
unsuccessfulmetalbenders: justin timberlake dismissed NSYNC like they were some community center cocktail waiters god damn
lordoftheinternet: i wanna get super rich so i can do cool stuff like tip waiters or pay off people’s student loans for fun
milkybreads: Stress relief doodle. I’d go to karasuno cafe everyday just to flirt with waiter!Suga.
asian: so i’m a waiter at a japanese restaurant and today i saw a customer using tumblr on her phone so i went over to her and said ”hey i saw that you use tumblr, do you know the tumblr user asian?” and she was like yeah, I used to follow him
didihearthereadyset: didihearthereadyset: didihearthereadyset: didihearthereadyset: I have a really hot waiter. Guys he came back with my food and said, “Careful the plate is hot too.” So I asked, “too?” and hE TOUCHED MY SHOULDER THEN MADE
insidiousmoonandry:unregardless:being rich would be so much fun, like aside from the obvious stuff, can you imagine going to a restaurant and being able to give your waiter/waitress a 躔 tip for like a ุ meal? you could make people’s months without
obey-selfies: i feel real bad for him he is a waiter
milk-spit: jinxproof:ph. Jonathan Waiter (via jinxproof)
dirty-angel-spain: Ok, piece of shit. Here, waiters serve tables AND offer their boycunts tlo real men. is it clear? ___A ver si te enteras, putilla. Aquí, los camareros sirven mesas Y ponen el culo para los hombres de verdad que curran aquí. Lo pillas?
lameprlncess: being a waiter’s alright. i mean its not the best but at least it puts food on the table
sonicyouth93: ulanji: tsukum: i hate when i go up north and go to restaurants and the waiter comes to take my order and im like “do yall have sweet tea??” and theyre like “no sweetheart but we have unsweetened iced tea and we can give you some
jimmywhetzel: strawmaguchi: I’m sorry but Shane looks like a waiter asking if he can get you anything “Did you know? Our soup of the day is chicken noodle.”
nialllhoran: how can anyone dislike louis tomlinson when he told the waiter to google him and look at his age when they wouldn’t serve him alcohol because he forgot his ID
I don’t care if I’m annoying waiters by being vegan. Like that’s not my problem. I know your job is hard, but I don’t care if your mad that I asked if the bread has egg in it. Excuse me for wanting to fucking eat
exxxesslp: Follow me at _http://exxxesslp.tmblr.com™ My kind of waiter!
Tipping the waiter.
graphiteknight: jaramo: I ship it. Waiter? C-can I get a different table, please? the date aint goin’ so hot Hnnnnngggggg my kokoro
hythmknwy: if cashiers or waiters fuck up i always tell them it’s okay and i try to be as nice as possible to everyone i meet because at some point i’m going to be rising up the ranks in the skeleton war and i’m intending to make a good impression
captainsubligar: battleblocktheater: theroguefeminist: maddyhyper: we-cannot-have-nice-things: how to convince a waiter to become atheist This is just cruel. this is disgusting At the restaurant I used to work at we had waitresses come back crying
benwarheit: Things I like about this decal on a restaurant window: -the insane orange waiter -that he’s carrying his plates in the air like a strongman -the couple looks like this isn’t the first time he’s done this, but it’s easier to just let
greencarnations: hipsterloli: Japan has a bara maid cafe and im typing this from the airport IF YOU ORDER A CAN OF BEER, THE WAITER WILL POUR IT FOR YOU AND THEN CRUSH THE CANFOR ห YOU CAN ORDER THE “WALL OF MEAT,” WHERE THEY STAND AROUND YOU
melancholygem: tastefullyoffensive: “Waiter… there’s a hare in my pancakes.” (via thund3rbolt) universal-glow
meezy7: greencarnations: hipsterloli: Japan has a bara maid cafe and im typing this from the airport IF YOU ORDER A CAN OF BEER, THE WAITER WILL POUR IT FOR YOU AND THEN CRUSH THE CAN FOR ห YOU CAN ORDER THE “WALL OF MEAT,” WHERE THEY STAND
artfreyparis: waiter in the café by Rob Adams
skullofjoy: Jack Vettriano - Handsome lazy waiter
jonathanwaiter: Yana Sotnikova at Ford, New York. Photograph by Jonathan Waiter. Kto by pomyślał.
philguillou: Kelly Kopen by Jonathan Waiter Aha, a ja myślałam, że Kelly to fotograf, a Jonathan to model. Oto jak nas zwykłych ludzi rzeczywistość ze snu budzi, jak to Boy napisał.
not-a-pretty-girl: Kara Neko by Jonathan Waiter
vangardmag:Photographer Jonathan Waiter
tastefullyoffensive: “Waiter… there’s a hare in my pancakes.” (via thund3rbolt)
help-mywife: Help! My wife keeps taking off her wedding ring and telling waiters that we are on first date, but I’m still wearing mine, so I look like a jerk!
deucebasket: the waiter at olive garden has been grating my cheese for 6 hours now waiting for me to say when. customers are screaming. three people have died. I will not yield.
bitchouttahell: shout out to all of the custodians, cooks, garbage truck drivers, cafeteria workers, bus drivers, waiters, and every one else whose jobs and entire fucking existences get shit on by the same people who wouldn’t know what to do with
nnilkshake: why test on animals when there r people who r rude to waiters
