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mjalti: mjalti: I hate giving ppl my phone number cuz then they’ll be calling and texting me like … this is my safe space … show some respect a voicemail bitch a voicemail? are we married?
mjalti: I hate giving ppl my phone number cuz then they’ll be calling and texting me like … this is my safe space … show some respect
YAAAAAAAAAS i love these! thanks @keepc00linNickname: Lety Zodiac: TaurusHeight: 5′5″Time: 1:39 west coast timeFave band/artist: this is impossible for me to answerSong stuck in my head: lovely by billie eilishLast thing I googled: how to set up texting
deep-sexts: follow for sexual texts Oh where, oh where is this man for me?!?!?!?
rnyselfie: lovemeaquariusly: pocketpinya: The cyberbullying section in my college book Help that doesnt even sound like cyberbullying that sounds like theyre going to carpool this is something my mom would text me
pagetbewbster:this is it… the worst text a guy has ever sent me in my entire 2 decades of life…. I surpassed the 5 stages of grief when I read it and astral projected straight to hell
genderists: i just remembered that i dreamt last night that an anon leaked sufjan’s cell phone number to me and i was like Fuck What Do I Do so i eventually decided to text the number something like “hey i’m really sorry, but if this is sufjan stevens,
reservedmouth: Honestly, this is better than a good morning text. It’s 4am and you’re thinking about me.
validx2: Her:*Puts phone in my face* Who is this bitch you was texting last night nigga and dont lie! Me:
I followed my wife and the new neighbor down to the basement quietly, and watched them for about 30 minutes…..She asked him when he would be back, and he said this weekend, “text me when your husband is gone for a few hours”….
rammarcio: this person is replying to their own text message
dopest-ethiopian: missjacksonifya: chokesngags: iamxmrk: This is why I hate texting sometimes. Lmfaooo I’m not sure who I am more. Yoooo they’re both me
lindsaylohoean: my ex texted me today “you can delete my number i don’t care anymore” and i replied “who is this”
Honestly, this is better than a good morning text. It’s 4am and you’re thinking about me.
sexual-texts: this is so cute and so me.
inkskinned: okay maybe this is just me but ever get your nails painted, particularly if it’s been awhile, and suddenly feel about a million times more efficient and elegant. like everyday things like texting and typing and driving are like. how together
angel-fxce: dopest-ethiopian: missjacksonifya: chokesngags: iamxmrk: This is why I hate texting sometimes. Lmfaooo I’m not sure who I am more. Yoooo they’re both me I’m the guy in red by far
keepme-in-mind: this is me in one text post Basically
THE STUPID CUTE BOY AT WORK TEXTED ME BYE TODAY WHEN HE LEFT? THEN I TOLD HIM TO HAVE A GOOD DAY AND HE REPLIED THANK YOU HAVE A GOOD DAY WITH A SMILEY FACE AND THIS IS SUCH A BIG DEAL BECAUSE HE BARELY SPEAKS ENGLISH, BUT HE WENT TO THE EFFORT TO SAY
Yo my same co-worker that I wanted to abort the mission (btw this is not the same guy who texted me bye at the end of the day) just like fucking snatched at my hand when I handed him his check. Brah, that shit ain’t subtle or cute. I just wanted
blxckbiird: babeobaggins: this is still SO FUNNY “so what text me!” seriously hoW SHITTY OF A PERSON ARE YOU
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We had cuddled throughout After Life and This Is The End. He told me to text him. I hope I can stay at his house tonight.
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un-ertragbar: areumdw: noshirtnoblouse: i want to make a boy nervous i want to make a boy go to his friends and ask them for advice about what he should text me back this is one of my life goals want omg
fraternityrow: says he’s majoring in pussy, then why is he texting me this pic? ;)
querquelife: 50shadesofgaaayyy: querquelife: 50shadesofgaaayyy: I never post pics but caitlinfrisk is refusing to talk to me until I post this… Hey I miss you kid😢 querquelife ugh I miss you too! Text me sometime 😘💁 I definitely will☺️
joshpecksmom: joshpecksmom: oh i told my mom to text me if leo won and this is what i received
A little drawing i made for the pizza party podcast and all its awesomness If you dont understand the text,dont worry, this is what they´re saying rebeltaxi: hey guys,on the next podcast do you want me to bring pizza so it actually makes sense? Nolan:
chrossrank: A little drawing i made for the pizza party podcast and all its awesomness If you dont understand the text,dont worry, this is what they´re saying rebeltaxi: hey guys,on the next podcast do you want me to bring pizza so it actually makes
pagetbewbster: this is it… the worst text a guy has ever sent me in my entire 2 decades of life…. I surpassed the 5 stages of grief when I read it and astral projected straight to hell
hoemees: Honestly, this is better than a good morning text. It’s 4am and you’re thinking about me. urghh
vablonde4fun: Texted another one to hubby…you think he is getting the idea here? Who would like to help me with this? 😉♠️🍆 #vablonde4fun
urbvn-vodka: completely-drain-me: highlyglamorous: Disney Princesses wearing their Prince’s costumes don’t delete the text please The last one took a turn for the weird This is perf
myfilthyvixen: This is a small clip out of the video that goes with her texting me she was going to suck off a random guy on the beach . Add her Snapchat: TheFilthyVixen
firmmaster: becomingwildfire: alwayscommando: She loves my cock after I’ve been at work all day teasing her via text this is true I see nothing wrong in loving cock
lameborghini: this is a formal apology to everyone that has ever tried to text me
puertorricanpsychologist: lindsaylohoean: my ex texted me today “you can delete my number i don’t care anymore” and i replied “who is this” JAJAJAJAJAJAA BUUUURN.
spankmehardbarry: my ex boyfriend just texted this to me - and they say romance is dead
It’s 1 in the morning and I’m drinking coffee again. Even though talking to him is less than 9 hours away now it doesn’t help me miss him any less. No one answers my texts this late and I’m reminded why I don’t talk to people to begin with.
inturpreted: Honestly, this is better than a good morning text. It’s 4am and you’re thinking about me. *3:51
cuckoldpleasure: Here is a pic of the back of the resturant check where my wife propositioned the waiter. I blocked out her contact information. But this the proof that goes with the Hey Waiter, I’m a Cuckoldress story that she texted me. she was
