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aussiesusie: My baby sister texted me saying she had finally figured out how to squirt. I replied with “pics or didn’t happen”. This is what I got in return
Oh! Jeez, babe, you scared me. Glad you’re home though.You didn’t get my text message? Well, this is Tasha. See, I realized that since we’re exploring your fantasy with the whole tease and denial thing, I should get to explore my fantasy with another
Four months ago I got a package from the daughter of my associate, containing this picture, an opened chastity cage without a key and the following text: Hi! My name is Tara and I got 18 last week, so I guess one cant consider me jailbait anymore.
skull-warband said to ecmajor: Favorite fantasy race you would marry/sleep with/date? (its a tie between Kobolds and charr for me) This is a really tough question that i have to think about for a while xD I’ve answered by copypasting it into a text
bisexuallsokka:i’m not smiling at my phone because my crush is texting me i’m smiling at my phone because i’m looking at this picture
redacted-thething:Me, realising that this is how I type, and probably why I send a shit ton of short texts instead of a long paragraph:yashee-but-jjba:Wowkneecap-stealing-bitch-rainbow:sam-reblogs-things:When I type about my ADHD, my dyslexia, or my Asper
420camgirl: This is my real personal phone number!! Talk or text me anytime about anything!! How To Gain Access To My Personal Cell Phone Number: ♥ 1. Go to tinyurl.com/manyvids ♥ 2. Click “Phone #” in the bottom left corner of the page. ♥
420camgirl: This is my real personal phone number!! Talk or text me anytime about anything!! How To Gain Access To My Personal Cell Phone Number: ♥ 1. Go to tinyurl.com/manyvids ♥ 2. Click “Phone #” in the bottom left corner of the page. ♥ 3.
inkskinned: okay maybe this is just me but ever get your nails painted, particularly if it’s been awhile, and suddenly feel about a million times more efficient and elegant. like everyday things like texting and typing and driving are like. how together
rawkiss: pagetbewbster: this is it… the worst text a guy has ever sent me in my entire 2 decades of life…. I surpassed the 5 stages of grief when I read it and astral projected straight to hell the contact name im weak!!
pensee-thin: I saw her this morning. I just smile. And she is swearing a jean, just like I have ask her.. We send text in class, and I told her that she was so fucking beautiful. She told that she can’t stop looking at me.
lameborghini: this is a formal apology to everyone that has ever tried to text me
abigaile: Tipsy and bored with no friend to have fun with. This is sad. Your always welcome to text me still. I have to talk to you about something.
lostslightly: this is why no one texts me
littlestkittyprincess: My mom texted me a picture today, she said “This is you!” The picture was of Wonder Woman and read “She needed a hero, so that’s what she became.” I cried.
0palsea: sliceofbri: THERE MUST BE A PARAGRAPH BREAK EVERY TIME A NEW CHARACTER SPEAKS THIS IS NOT OPTIONAL NO ONE WANTS TO READ ONE BIG BLOCK OF TEXT JESUS CHRIST REMEMBER TIP TOP OK: Make a paragraph every time that any of these things change! Ti me
joshpeck: my friend is in the hospital for pneumonia and she just texted me this
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missfujoshisad: SOO HEYY THIS YEAR IM GONNA FINALLY ENTER IN A UNIVERSITY SO I NEED DA MONEY TOO -DIES-HERE IS MY COMMISSIONS INFO, IT’S A LITTLE CRAPPY LOLOLOL SO IF U ARE INTERESTED U CAN TEXT ME ON THE TUMBLR CHAT <3 AND THAT’S IT??¿¿ I
srqfree: Asked my bro to give me a lift to the store. Is text back saying he need payment. I asked him how much, and this was his response. I said I’m able to pay that charge No problem!
uncensoddrich: THis is an image that Garabatoz allowed me to color about Connie and Priyanka Maheswara. I love Connie’s mom because her actitude, body shape and I love chocolate girls. XD I did it without text and “Gemcum” just to show you a clean
Honestly, this is better than a good morning text. It’s 4am and you’re thinking about me.
amoryquinn: donnerdont: My boyfriend just texted me “I’d like to be the Captain America to your Iron Man.” this is a lie. Everybody lies.
dirtydisneyconfessions: ok dude, i know you wanna fuck the granny queen from a bugs life, we’ve gotten your confession 385 fucking times, we get it, you love fucking old wrinkly ass ants, stop fucking submitting it.
I feel so terrible about how cagey and guarded I’ve become. I should be texting people, arranging to meet with people, hell, actually logging on to Skype. Something. But. the thought of opening up to people is very daunting for me at this
unicronkween: This is going to possibly be a long text block, for which I apologize, and I’ll try to keep it short. But it’s basically a big-old group thank you. X3 I want everyone to understand something. To me followers are just a number. Sounds
mjalti: mjalti: I hate giving ppl my phone number cuz then they’ll be calling and texting me like … this is my safe space … show some respect a voicemail bitch a voicemail? are we married?
brendaonao3:kendallroy-deactivated20210425:kendallroy-deactivated20210425:ok this is dark but it still took me outthe sumner-brooks caning incident redux but it’s amy klobuchar stapling the entire text of a bill to mitch mcconnell’s forehead on the
2mummuart: I literally have no explanation for this comic. Have some birb mom and purple mom, I hope you like it! ♥(Also please tell me if the text is too small or there’s any trouble with the file or something so I can figure it out)Art belongs
lindsaylohoean: my ex texted me today “you can delete my number i don’t care anymore” and i replied “who is this”
joshpecksmom: joshpecksmom: oh i told my mom to text me if leo won and this is what i received
droptopping: princenebulas this is my dad’s first ever text he’s sent to me i am screaming
princenebulas: this is my dad’s first ever text he’s sent to me i am screaming
blxckbiird: babeobaggins: this is still SO FUNNY “so what text me!” seriously hoW SHITTY OF A PERSON ARE YOU
r4drawings: Ladies, Gentlemen, allow me to present… Orphelia’s new design! Dont worry, her other appearances can still be used if you like it, but this is kinda the iconic Orphelia look from now on. they’ll be some wall of text posts following
bustysister: My little sister was so angry at me for turning down her advances. Look at this picture text she just sent: “look wat ur missing. ur busty lil sis is about 2 suck some cock. xoxo”
inceztum: Dad can be sooo annoying! I’m at work trying to do my job and he keeps sending me a endless stream of texts saying how horny he is. So I finally went in the bathroom and took this pic to send to him so at least he has something to beat
reservedmouth: Honestly, this is better than a good morning text. It’s 4am and you’re thinking about me.
moms-milfs-matures: Grandpa went away to visit his kids in another state and Grandma wanted to text him a photo. So I took a couple and then suggested that she send him one with a sexy pose… this is what she gave me. We didn’t send it to grandpa…
naughtyjamie: Throwback clip! This is from over a year ago when I first figured out how to make my booty jiggle (just a bit lol) See more of me on http://www.mygirlfund.com/JamieSweet :) *Please do not remove my text when reblogging, thanks!*
haaskarotta: historical text: contains the word “urinomancy” rational brain: This is the medieval word for the medical evaluation of urine, which was an important source of information before the era of modern medical tests. me, beating my fists
soulflyingfireflies: onlyblackgirl: rock-lee: rock-lee: I’m texting this girl from class and she’s over here talkin bout how stressful being rich is.. 🆗 Tell her to send all her money to me and I’ll take all that stress off her hands.
teaforyourginaa: introvertunites:If you relate to being an introvert, follow me @introvertunites. this is why I’d much rather text than talk
elionking: elionking: I texted my dad about the eye insurance and now every ad on tumblr is about glasses.com Desus warned us And now instagram ads are all about eyebuydirect This muhfucka be listening to me, I was talking about buying a new car with
mousie74: Is it worth me doing a 3k Followers acceptance speech? Suppose i better had even though it took longer than i wanted to reach this point. Thanks for enjoying my poorly produced porn and and enduring my depressing text posts.The first gif
thaidoodles: this has been sitting in my drafts for weeks now and reading the new gsnk chapter finally gave me the motivation to finish it up(it’s slightly inspired by Ch. 18 of Adventures in Late Night Texting by aschenfluegel, which is such a nice
pookiesfamily: This is what my sister sent me so please do a sister caption :) Alrighty… My brother and I were texting back and forth as to who shaves where, so I decided to send him a pic of my pussy just to prove that I do. His response? “Awesome!
shuu-trashiyama: : Meredith texted me this dialogue and I just… I missed using screentones Sometimes I feel like life is Izaya and I am Ikebukero
