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cuckyooou: Text from the wife: “ Hey honey i’m having a great time on my date. Thanks for letting me do this.  Here is some pics we took for you earlier tonight.  As you can see I’m having a great time.  Don’t wait up…
Part 1 of 2. Here’s the first part of a little chat I had last night with slutwife15. I hope all of you enjoy the first part of our spicy chat from last night. Â This one is sort of a LADIES’ SPECIAL. Â There’s a lot of pussy pleasing
dearnonacepeople: cryingalonewithfrankenstein: This photo always cheers me up a bit. It’s a front-page article from 1955 about Christine Jorgensen, one of the first women to have sex-reassignment surgery. Since the text is a bit small and I couldn’t
oregoncuckold: So while on her date last night my wife sent me this text. She had a good time fucking EG who came all over her back after fucking my wife in several different positions. Her is what her pussy looked like when she got home last night.
Can anyone tell me which state this girl is from just by listening to her speak?
Actual texts between me and my mother(Submitted by swanky-spooky-groovy)
That feeling when your Absurd Questions are met with Absurd Puns and you know your friendship is Absurdly Real
If I could begin to beHalf of what you think of meI could do about anything……I could even learn how to loveLike youToday is August 15. Happy birthday, Steven Quartz Universe
skuttz-mod: Man. Woke up to no internet this morning. Turns out a car with four people in it slammed into the ditch and into a tree at like 2am at the other entrance of our complex. It took out the internet on the way to the tree. They were still
Medical progress:I know this should be on mod blog, but i am in tears of relief. A lot of you are waiting for commissions or just for me to art more.I’ve been too sick. I keep getting injured and my bounce back time is too slow to just be “get
yurifruit: Tell me how anyone is arguing that making porn of Steven Universe is inappropriate or “taking it a step too far” when the creators of this show casually throw in things like thisand thisAnd have characters on the show consistently react
autisticstevonnie: jasper is so fucking hot and i hate her and i want to be held in her big juicy arms and maybe like, lean my head against her chest and pretend she doesn’t smell like axe body spray
sparksreactor: Yeah you heard me! You’ve heard of Goretober and Inktober, so why not KINKtober! Mainly trying this out because I made a joke and was told I HAD to do it! For anyone who wants to try it out, digital, traditional and writing is all
denshadego: hi i hadn’t seen much about this on tumblr sans a few text posts with 40 notes at best so a nicaraguan friend asked me to post this on her behalf to explain what’s happening in nicaragua right now. a lot of the hashtag is in spanish but
l3lackeyedsusan: 85% of what keeps me churning out this friggin meme is that it is honestly the funniest shit i’ve ever seenAToTS text posts: Part 1 / Part 2Queer Stans: Part 1 / Part 2Gravity Falls + Onion headlines: Part 1
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louis-the-pup: slihgtlydyslexic:foreverangells: Church is weird if there was a christian side of tumblr this is what their text posts would look like I want the devil in me so when a mosquito bites it becomes a fire breathing demon that prefers to
thebuttkingpost: chubbyarcanine: bulph: blurrydick: sorry Zabivaka but you are going to be sexualized by the furry fandom this is really adorable but that comment made me realize you’re right and right now there’s probably someone adding an
carchacroq: kcuts-emoh: baku: baku: baku: mediocre, lukewarm at best, unfunny text post (a reply that is trying so hard to be edgy and lol so random xD) this is the most terrifying thing anyone has ever said to me. i am literally shaking right
fumbledeegrumble: neurodiversitysci:An Autistic Kitten meme that explains my entire life. Meme text: “Competent at things that people think you can’t do. Can’t do basic life things that people expect you to know.” THIS IS ME
thirdstrikes: “How long are you gonna stay with me?”“Forever.”
potologie: my friend calls me, goes “piglet from winnie the pooh was androgynous” and hangs up
fullmetalwindbreaker:got fired via a text from my boss who i’ve never digitally communicated with and because it was an unknown number sending a mysterious link with no context (turned out to be security camera footage of me taking 1 can of cheap beer)
iamxmrk: This is why I hate texting sometimes.
lemonyandbeatrice: from this day forward [image: five gifs from elementary overlayed with white text from traditional wedding vows. gifs 2-4 have two parts.1. Joan reaches out to take the ring box Sherlock has extended to her: to have and to hold2. part
moggies-artz: time to draw a ton of this girl X’D if you like it please reblog it :D it will be much appreciated. feel free to text me! _open for commissions_
andrewhurleys: andrewhurleys: andrewhurleys: my dad texts or snapchats me everytime fob is on the radio I REGRET TELLING MY DAD HOW MANY NOTES THIS HAS HE KEEPS GOING ON POWER TRIPS AND SAYIG “I HAVE 10,000 FRIIIEEEENDSSSSS” and “you can do
scary-monsters-and-davesprite: scary-monsters-and-davesprite: getting ready on a convention morning it has come to my attention that people are saying this is not accurate allow me to show you the revised version:
lllinois: i tried to draw vriska then i used myself as a reference so now it looks like me and i shouldn’t have done it because i don’t imagine vriska looking anything like i do FUUUUUUUCK full size - text version - hey a song
ashleygirl135: So here it is. My last picture upload to tumblr. To say I’m sad is an understatement. All my posts have been flagged, this one too probably. Over the next couple days I’ll do a text post with links of where you can find me but until
The worst part of all this travel is that I am so fucking horny rn and I haven’t had the chance to take care of it. Once I get to that shower, tho…
dearnonacepeople:cryingalonewithfrankenstein:This photo always cheers me up a bit. It’s a front-page article from 1955 about Christine Jorgensen, one of the first women to have sex-reassignment surgery.Since the text is a bit small and I couldn’t
memera: Blargghhhh art block thingamabob adjkgjlgsa Edit: My god who are all you new followers please don’t follow me for text posts I don’t do that all the time this is an art blog omgggggggg unfollow me before you regret it adgagdajkl
Where the fuck is the fix for this damn iPhone?
cwote: This is by far one of my fav typographies. if anyone knows the photographer behind the text, please let me know :)
hermioneofvulcan: ohmygil: gabbysilang: hermioneofvulcan: star trek ds9 + text posts this is utterly flawless. tbh that last one applied to me when palaceoftheprophets and qjunior got into this show i am inordinately proud of this post
cryingalonewithfrankenstein: This photo always cheers me up a bit. It’s a front-page article from 1955 about Christine Jorgensen, one of the first women to have sex-reassignment surgery. Since the text is a bit small and I couldn’t find a larger
nerdydirtyandcurvy: fuckmethroughthesheets: 😍😍😍 Cute. If a guy sent me this text I’d find it endearing. I certainly did! thesex-bob-omb is a very endearing man ;)
theheartdreams: just a few of the uncountable reasons why i am so completely head over heels, crazy in love with this boy. he makes me want to rip my hair out sometimes but then i get these texts or even a simple phone call and suddenly everything is
dearnonacepeople:cryingalonewithfrankenstein: This photo always cheers me up a bit. It’s a front-page article from 1955 about Christine Jorgensen, one of the first women to have sex-reassignment surgery. Since the text is a bit small and I couldn’t
kswhateverspace: miseryfieldes: jordan-haruka: Plenty of people have asked me this and I found it helpful and useful. There’s a much simpler way to do this. Step one is the same, upload the gif in a separate text post, but just right click on
inkskinned: everyone always asks me like “inkskinned isn’t this just your words exactly but in a picture instead of your text post” and like yeah but… i don’t wanna start a fight + as long is the word is spread im chill
enby-raccoon:slihgtlydyslexic: foreverangells: Church is weird if there was a christian side of tumblr this is what their text posts would look like Gave me a bad idea
fakepreme: sashu: fakepreme: fakepreme: traffic sign: NO U TURN me: no, U turn ;) ive had a lot of bad posts but this is objectively the worst one to break into the 10,000s Isn’t this a Louis CK joke from the early 90’s 90% of all text posts
nic0tine-kisses: the fact that nobody can write a text post anymore about a girl being raped or being harrassed sexually without some guy commenting ‘omg this is so one sided this happens to GUYS too’ makes me so angry like yes it does but right
radicalravenclaw: hello everyone, my name is Emily sheperd and this is my post. one year ago when I had few followers I was sitting on the bus and I thought to myself “I’m going to make a fake text conversation between me and my dad and it’ll
she was disarming: Man disagrees with woman, makes game about punching her.
ladisputies: this is my original drawing. please do not remove credit, change the source, or repost anywhere without giving me credit. also DO NOT REMOVE THIS TEXT. thank you!
420camgirl: 420camgirl: 420camgirl: PLEASE GIVE ME CREDIT WHEN REBLOGING AND DO NOT REMOVE THIS TEXT! I am the performer in this gif. My name is Jeri LynnCheck out my kinky horse dildo videos: Fucking The Horse DildoFucking The Horse Dildo 2Oral &
thorbbc4hotwife: If my last post was the calm before the storm then this post is the Hurricane. She was a little nervous when she arrived because this was the first time she was seeing me without her husband. The first thing she did was text him and
dreadful-secrets: overratedsuicide: overratedsuicide: this pissed me off as a text post it’s my post btw this is…amazing
You little nugget, why are you rebloging me without saying something?? I’m not a popular text post I am but a Giraffe This is an actual picture of me
sister’s text: DO YOU WANNA BUILD A SNOWMAN me: go away anna
Seriously, guys, calling the ship EskaBo is not only stupid and racist but also breaks the unspoken rules of ship name construction, okay? The ship’s name is generally formed by the first syllable(s) of Person A’s name and the last syllable(s)
D called me babe
