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This is exactly me in high school. Well, except for the uniform. And grey hair. And laughing in an undisclosed East Asian language. And I doubt if if anyone ever ate sushi in the girls room at my school. But the narrative is spot on. Growing up with big
I just…….thank you guys for following this thing that I started out thinking it would seriously be like every other side blog I have with maybe twenty followers. I appreciate knowing how many perverts are out there, and thanks for all the
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I recieved this in the mail today (still sickly) this brought tears to my eyes. Ash this is the most beautiful gift I have ever recieved… Thank you so much I cannot WAIT to have it framed. I can’t decide if I want to take my water colors with me or
Is this top too suggestive? …Nah.
Dripping. her-master: So, I am posting this as a thank you to my 2,500 followers as I just reached that number today. This is a very lightly edited chat log of a story I told a girl who was very special to me at the time. She wondered how things might
floweris: hanzotitty: mad-maddie: I would like to give Props to the Overwatch fandom for taking D.va, who I had originally thought was sort of like this Evangelion-looking k-pop idol skirting–legal animoo waifubait and have brought to life instead
Sorry y'all, there would’ve been more content by now, had my cintiq companion’s power jack not malfunctioned… for the 4th time since me owning it. The worst thing is that this occurred around the time that I'ma need it most - I’m going to be
why dumbasses save my pics from MY blog & dm it to me with “is this you” omfg
In light of someone I know personally finding my FAKE profile on Bumble made with someone STEALING photos of my face and IMPERSONATING me for their own gain, I just want to say that I do NOT have any sort of dating app or profile. If you see my photos
👈 this person is into giving and receiving good night/good morning texts
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snout: being a macroorganism is so stressful. i want to know what my cells are doing. I don’t like how unsupervised they are
I’m bruised, battered, and exhausted. This shit was hard. Now all I want to do is to spoon with my boyfriend, with his dick hard on my butt, titty in his and say helll a yeahh! Maybe let him have some fun too. Lol ;)
Just sit there with me. Listen to music the way I do. Let it open your heart, mind, and soul, and take you to my world. My world is much more beautiful than this place.
Whatever happens I think I’m going to go away for a long time. I’m forsure going to move. Why is it that I get all the assholes, and not want to leave them though? I can’t believe he did this to me. I know he’s scared too and that
It smells like jail in my bart train right now. I’m not fucking having this. It’s been a rough fucking day and the last smell I need is this one. 😒
falloutboise: IF WE ARE CONSIDERED FRIENDS ILL EITHER TEXT YOU 24/7 AND BE AN ANNOYING CLINGY LITTLE BITCH OR I’LL NEVER TALK TO YOU EVER BECAUSE I THINK I’M ANNOYING YOU AND THIS IS WHY I AM A SHIT FRIEND
tamagohime:me: *exists*me: this is too much
malfunction54: halcyonharlot: waifuanon:What the heck am I gonna do if I’m like 30 and still have fictional crushes I’m not gonna be able to use don’t stand so close to me for any of them anymore…. THIS IS THE REALEST THREAT waifu i swear to
slytherns: me earlier: they wont let trump win lol america is not this dumb me rn:
3 bands that you don’t have to like because you’re allowed to have your own opinion -Dance Gavin Dance -Pierce The Veil -A Day To Remember 3 bands that you have to at least pretend to like for me to talk to you -Dance Gavin Dance -Pierce
I just have this thing where I think that the reason no one talks to me is because I’m just horrible. And when they do talk to me I’m so down about nothing that i can’t even respond
rte2: I am so bad at conversation I’m sorry if u have ever tried to talk to me omg
When my crush texts me asking to hang out this weekend
snowflake1814: rebeca-flores: coward: coward: coward: ppl who randomly message u on the tumble are the best kind of ppl even if they’re just bein all like ‘hello!’ because its like omg hi hello person wow someones talking to me this is the
homorecker: My fav thing about tumblr is the complete lack of country music it makes me feel like this is where I should be
this-guard-life-is-crazy: Double text me, annoy me, give me your attention. I love that shit
nephilimgirlbooks: I firmly believe that fanfiction readers have the best poker faces. Like, no one is more sneaky/better at lying then those who have read crazy fanfiction smut in public while looking as casual as if they were responding to a text.
this is a real text i sent to my boyfriend just now.
atols: いかないで いまよりもっと かしこくなるし やさしくなるし つよくもなるし。 Please don’t leave me. I’ll become smarter, I’ll become gentle and a lot stronger than before.
roca-wear: *sends out a text* *puts phone on airplane mode immediately after bc I’m not ready for the response*
zee: [texts back three years later] haha not much what about you
this-guard-life-is-crazy:Double text me, annoy me, give me your attention. I love that shit
sheismysquishy: Texts like this make me melt ❤️
is this one of you or?!
I’m not able to watch gem harvest live unfortunately…could anyone please send me a link to it when it’s up? (after you watch it live and give the show support)oh right my submit box is open in case anyone can help!
gsnfsdnflkdns i literally just saw a post claiming that peter has never met deadpool or johnny storm in canonlike i’m sorry but if several team-ups and 40+ books exclusively dedicated to his relationship with wade, and meeting/befriending johnny in
I’m honestly tired of being looked at as a piece of ass to every guy that talks to me, I don’t post anything on social media and somehow every guy that approaches me only wants one thing. I feel like I’m never going to find someone that genuinely
peachemojimami: episode two of black mirror for me fucked up, wth is this ok, episode 3 got me in my feelings
vile-black-bile: peachemojimami: peachemojimami: episode two of black mirror for me fucked up, wth is this ok, episode 3 got me in my feelings They all had me feeling some type of way true that
This 17yo at my job is so funny, he’s telling me that his mom is buying him a Ferrari when he’s older & said he’ll pick me up sometime 😭😭
peachemojimami: This 17yo at my job is so funny, he’s telling me that his mom is buying him a Ferrari when he’s older & said he’ll pick me up sometime 😭😭 “If my cousin was here he’d take you out on a date easy”“You
I have a lot of fantasies & fetishes that I wouldn’t dare tell people I know but since this is MY personal blog, I can post whatever tf I like & y'all can’t shame me for it…the unfollow button is right there
I deleted the dude with the horns tattoo off snapchat but the dude randomly hits me up with random jokes & saves the randomest ish too like the memes I sent him & selfies of me rolling my eyes like tf is this??
This is why Christmas lights are dumb…no one wants to take them down lol
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