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0palsea: sliceofbri: THERE MUST BE A PARAGRAPH BREAK EVERY TIME A NEW CHARACTER SPEAKS THIS IS NOT OPTIONAL NO ONE WANTS TO READ ONE BIG BLOCK OF TEXT JESUS CHRIST REMEMBER TIP TOP OK: Make a paragraph every time that any of these things change! Ti me
pagetbewbster: this is it… the worst text a guy has ever sent me in my entire 2 decades of life…. I surpassed the 5 stages of grief when I read it and astral projected straight to hell
bring-me-the-pizzas: This is possibly the best text I’ve received all day
So this dude texted me and his name is "Joseph"
lindsaylohoean: my ex texted me today “you can delete my number i don’t care anymore” and i replied “who is this”
Honestly, this is better than a good morning text. It’s 4am and you’re thinking about me
princenebulas: this is my dad’s first ever text he’s sent to me i am screaming
lameborghini: this is a formal apology to everyone that has ever tried to text me
blxckbiird: babeobaggins: this is still SO FUNNY “so what text me!” seriously hoW SHITTY OF A PERSON ARE YOU
someuphillbattle: pussifoot: temporarywhales: This sign has been up by my house for weeks and curiosity got the better of me so i texted the number and: Trip isn’t fucking happy trip is a bitch
joshpecksmom: joshpecksmom: oh i told my mom to text me if leo won and this is what i received
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK? MYPHONE WORKS FOR ALL OF 20 MINUTES MAYBE, AND THEN AS RANDOMLY AS IT STARTED, IT STOPPED RECIEVING TEXTS AGAIN WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK! THIS IS SERIOUSLY PISSING ME THE FUCK OFF. FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK
sex-in-the-family: I sent a text to my daughter saying I’m going to tell her mother I caught her smoking unless she send me a picture of her naked, this is what I got!
anincestfamily: My brother is always making fun of me and saying I have no tits.So today I decided to text him this while he was out with his girlfriend, just to prove a point. ;)
un-ertragbar: areumdw: noshirtnoblouse: i want to make a boy nervous i want to make a boy go to his friends and ask them for advice about what he should text me back this is one of my life goals want omg
liguid: Hey everyone! *yeah your too lazy to delete the text i know* If your a lazy blogger like me this is the perfect network for you What we will do: become friends (duhh) gain followers and most importantly give each other ideas on what to do For
lunalueur: ☆☆☆☆☆☆☆ lunalueur: THE SEXY ROSY NETWORK (don’t delete this pretty text) want to be in the sexy rosy network? all you need to do is reblog (5 times max) likes won’t count. Must be following me and be a fab active
validx2: Her:*Puts phone in my face* Who is this bitch you was texting last night nigga and dont lie! Me:
So why is some 17 year old boy trying to talk to my 12 year old sister 😒😒😒 and he knows she's 12. Welp come tomorrow this boy will be getting a call from me telling him if his pedo ass texts my sister again I will most definitely tell my mom
bigweedboner: I texted my mom to ask her when dinner would be ready. She sent me this short video clip and a message that said “Mommy is busy right now. Figure something out.”
help-mywife: Help; my wife keeps sending me texts to “Open your snapchat in private ;) ;) ;)” but it’s just pictures of our dogs. This is fucking #goals if I can use that once
cladz: kryptchildart: vixyhoovesmod: siberwar: Milk’s Rarity - comic I drew a hundred years ago and I decided finish now, My friend Cosmo naughty helped me with the text. :) omg lol <3 oh god yes I gave this comics 10/10! it is really
joshpeck: my friend is in the hospital for pneumonia and she just texted me this
zonation: cir0cv0dka: completely-drain-me: highlyglamorous: Disney Princesses wearing their Prince’s costumes don’t delete the text please The last one took a turn for the weird This is perf wow the third though ; o
inuyashasforest: higurashiikagome:higurashiikagome:text credit obviously goes to inuyashasforest - thank you for letting me use it~ #this girl is fucking surreal honestly, #she was a 90′s girl whose style still slays 20 years later still relevant
haemus: I text back so fast to everyone and this is how u all treat me.
marganite: thanks for the update its summer 23rd for the first year and ive already married shane
heterophilia: valelucia: arcrah: valelucia: heterophilia: So many things on this site annoy me, but one of the biggest annoyances is when someone reblogs a text post and comments “lmao” or “hahahaha”. Like why was that necessary? It wasnt.
so i wanted to try molly this weekend, but my friend (SEBASTION) is not texting me back.
a-white-lotus: Honestly, this is better than a good morning text. It’s 4am and you’re thinking about me. 3:51 AM*
thatfunnyblog: in history today everyone started hysterically laughing because of something they found in one of the text books and i was like “what is it” so they showed me this Funny Stuff you like?
insanenerdgirl: child-ofthekindlywest: mindcannons-airship: anti-social-texting: flamingos really piss me off like what the hell are they doing?????? they’re coming to steal your girl #this is probably what a collection of elves looks like to
secondbeatsongs:secondbeatsongs:cut open a package of bacon while making food tonight, and then paused to take a pic because I realized the way I open bacon is probably not normalALTis it just me? does anyone else do this?update:ALT(ID in alt text)I think
fencer-x: zekinta: 大好きなハルからメールが来たときの凛ちゃん【トレス】 Pixiv ID: 38227779Member: あかいろ OH MY GOD THIS IS ADORABLE. Haru’s text: /It’s been a while./Rin: HARU!! FUCK YEAH HARU CONTACTED ME! HARUUUUUUUUU…! HARU!!
vvlin91: Gekkan Shoujo Nozaki-kun (Animedia Sept. issue) The way Mikorin embraces life with this mind-blowing pajama is beyond me. I have no further comments. You are more than welcome to translate the pages If you have difficulty reading the text,
hotwifetextpic2hubby: Part 1 - Only the hottest hotwife text messages here. Scroll down and you’ll see why. Prepare yourself. Message me if this stop is truly you’re favorite hotwife page. Almost to 30,000 followers. You guys are the best!!
ben-has-a-kid: This is how me and my girlfriend text too
“Hey does anyone wanna text me” “I wish I could find someone” ::one day after break up:: “everyone is having kids & getting married and I’m just _____” “this hoes ain’t loyal” ::never been
Getting text messages like this really remind me that life is fucking rad and that i have awesome friends
binayo: rennoc92: volunt-spei: iwantasnack: taengthehero: The water bottle sold me. Very nice touch. WHAT IS THIS MY BRAIN DOES NOT COMPREHEND IT. Turn your head sideways. Those text books too!
merlin-potter: toastor: fallaces sunt rerum species means appearances are deceptive and Natasha Romanoff is the best avenger fight me I have this headcannon that after meeting Natasha, Tony went home and got JARVIS to get all these online texts up
tellyjpg: melaninmedicine: Find me in bed, ignoring text messages and scrolling on Tumblr this is literally what i do oh my god
my ex texted me today “you can delete my number i don’t care anymore” and i replied “who is this”
thatmickguy: in history today everyone started hysterically laughing because of something they found in one of the text books and i was like “what is it” so they showed me this
So Mountain Man and I are cool, contrary to his texts I wasn’t in trouble. He just wanted to talk to me about my grades and graduate school/ medical school, my five year plan, etc. And I sent him this as a thank you for his advice. 😏 Why is
fredman14: thatsthat24: My friend just sent this to me. I wasn’t even mad. I said, You’re Welcome. Checking your texts when your crush is in the room like
sunshinewithhealthysprinkles: bluespanishsky: AMEN Okay, I may be a feminist but this is sexism towards the guy. Yes, I like when a guy texts me first, but that doesn’t mean I should sit on my ass and not make a move as well. Guys need just as much
mjalti: mjalti: I hate giving ppl my phone number cuz then they’ll be calling and texting me like … this is my safe space … show some respect a voicemail bitch a voicemail? are we married?
