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bag-in-a-shield: The King Under the Mountain and the King Underhill. [bigger +] Because I have such a massive kink for possessive, protective, jealous Thorin, and, in contrast, a very smug and relaxed Bilbo (who works those attributes out of Thorin,
charlattes: IM SORRY the only thing I can draw are these two gomeng /~\
ladynorthstar: Dwalin and Thorin getting married as I love sappy things. I like to pretend in the BofA no one died, but Thorin decided to abdicate and leave the crown to Dain as he’s ashamed of how he left madness take the best of him, and is afraid
the-angels-have-teslas-at-221b: parenting tip making fun of your kid for enjoying the things they enjoy is the quickest way to make them feel so completely isolated from you that they are more comfortable talking to strangers on the internet than you
gremlinloquacious: “Catching up”Headcanon - Fili, Kili and Gimli grew up together. They were a bit older, and Princes and he just hero-worshipped the both of them. When they went on the quest to Erebor, they told a rather grumpy and jealous Gimli
littlestsecret: Poor Fili, even when I make Kili a cislady, he ends up on the bottom. Somehow female!Kili came up in conversation in the stream the other night and one thing led to another and now here we are with Fili getting pegged. If you make Kili
thorinthesassmaster: Things that have been confirmed/revealed by the Desolation of Smaug Annual. ****SPOILER WARNING**** - The company is chased to Beorn’s house by Beorn himself (Beorn doesn’t like dwarves, but when he discovers they’re running
The really skittish kitty keeps doing the thing where she climbs on the lower parts of the chair to shove her face into my lap. Apparently, this means that she wants affection. I’m still really surprised that I am in this cat’s comfort zone
the-goddamazon: prince-lindey: theboycourt: MONDAY IS NATIONAL WALKOUT DAY WALK OUT OF SCHOOL WALK OUT OF WORK LET EVERYONE KNOW THINGS WILL NOT GO AS PLANNED WHILE BLACK BODIES LAY IN THE STREET DAY AFTER DAY It’s at 1pm EST. Spread the word.
tomgregs:It’s the grooviest thing. It’s the perfect dream.
The thing is … time travel is like visiting Paris. You can’t just read the guidebook, you’ve got to throw yourself in! Eat the food, use the wrong verbs, get charged double and end up kissing complete strangers! Or is that just me?
The Rusty Reaper is honestly the only thing I want in that update
catherinetats-blog: My whole life i wanted to be one thing - a lawyer. And i had it. i had it. I had it figured it out. Get to the top, take the cases I wanted, help the people I wanted. Now, i can’t, I can’t figure anything out.
rainbow09: add-at-its-finest: nosuchthingasprivacy: WTF I CAN’T BREATHE OMFG WHAT IS THIS!?!@ the true story Many, many years ago I edited the sprites from the SNES Lion King video game like this and its still one of my favorite things:
The concert was very fun! Turns out I do know quite a few songs by the English Beat, I just never knew those were their songs. So that was a nice surprise. It went way later than we thought, though, (I only just got home) so I’m dead tired.
the thing about SU is, in my experience, watching someone get into it from the beginning can be frustrating because for a lot of people the show doesn’t really suck you in until you’ve seen a number of episodes. I’ve tried to get people into the
movieoftheday: Andrew: You know what the problem is? The problem is that this woman is a gigantic pain in my ass. First there’s the whole leaving thing. I understand that. It’s a sham wedding, kind of stressful. But then she goes ahead and she leaves
that moment when you see someone dressed up as the mask in the crowd at the argentina vs iran game. it can only mean 1 thing: its party time. why? cuz ya gotta
echoes-of-xo: Chapter V I feel like My Dear Melancholy is just the begining. Like there’s way more to come. Maybe he’ll drop a couple more EP’s or songs? Maybe he’ll do the entire Trilogy thing again? If that’s the case then I cannot wait to
rainswings:voidandradiance:the most disorienting thing thats ever happened to me was when a linguistics major stopped in the middle of our conversation, looked me in the eye, and said, “you have a very interesting vernacular. were you on tumblr
The transformation is invested With the mysterious and the shameful While the thing I am becomes something else Part character part sensation Mask - Bauhaus
the-barista-district: newtgeiszler: daisiesmakingchains: daisiesmakingchains: my favorite thing that’s ever come out of those dumb “gender reveal” parties, you know the ones, is that people make cakes and other baked goods for them right? and
iguanamouth: so the first four hoards were so popular that theyve become kind of on ongoing series ! some of the ones here feature the commissioners ocs and personal items, but ALL of them involve things very dear to me: weird lizards on piles of
foxywinchesters: Always pisses down as soon as I walk out the door ☔️
myfujoshistuff:“You and I are practically brothers, Aoba” -Koujaku from the DMMd anime dub. WHAT WERE THEY EVEN THINKING WITH THIS DUB? this had to be made. forgive me
nuclearcarrots:gracielikescats:devilishdescent:antikythera-astronomy:NASA’s Most Shocking ImageThis image is a 1.5… *BILLION* pixel photograph of the Andromeda Galaxy.To view the image in all its glory go here.NASA is the coolest thing that’s ever
onlyblackgirl: formationtourdancers: The European Leg starts the 28th in Sunderland, and I did A Thing I’ve been rooting for Jasmine Harper ever since they cheated her out of that SYTYCD win. She also work with Ciara for awhile, she’s in the I’m
glukes: molothoo: i-love-you-like-hell-no: the-gt-food-traveler: This is the same thing as that video where the guy is arguing that New Orleans is another state and isn’t in Louisiana I get what he’s saying tho 😂 Ok this actually makes sense
the-things-i-draw: “Deck your mouth with balls of jolly, fa la la la la la la la la! ‘Tis the season to be slutty..FA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA!!!” Christmas card design number one is done! (FYI the ballgags will be glittery once i get the cards
sodomymcscurvylegs: i-came-from-the-brotherhood: Pill The Wisdom Toilet, obviously, because it can teach me how to make the most of these things.
theicarustheory: You know what’s funny its like 90% of you really wanted the blood-orange parody and so secretly did I so here you go. SNK: The Documentary will now be my life force so go ahead and just feed my brain. (Also, y’all don’t have to
elvagilante:One of these people is regarded as one of the most attractive in the world and the other as one of the least, but for one brief, shining moment, they looked exactly alike.
The crappy thing about reading books at night when my husband is away is that if they’re even the slightest bit creepy or sinister or even mysterious, I can’t sleep at all😅😓😌
the-things-i-draw: “Deck your mouth with balls of jolly, fa la la la la la la la la! ‘Tis the season to be slutty..FA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA!!!”Christmas card design number one is done! (FYI the ballgags will be glittery once i get the cards
The funny thing about introverts is once they feel comfortable with you, they can be the funniest, most enjoyable people to be around. It’s like a secret they feel comfortable sharing with you. Except, the secret is their personality.
The Diplomacy of a Queen The Diligence of a Spider The Power of a Lioness The Peace of a Jellyfish
questbedhead: adistraughtthought: chlmera: itsdanimotherfreakingglitter: i-was-today-years-old-when: i learned that the world record for the loudest thing ever shouted belongs to an Irish female teacher who shouted the word “quiet” at 121 decibels,
headspace-hotel:thebigbiwolf:a-frog-in-a-bog:“I want to decompose in a bog” well you clearly don’t know the first thing about bogs. Clout chaser Huge fan of the phrase “get pickled, idiot”“I want to surrender to the moss”
the-moon-loves-the-sea:When your living space is a mess, don’t ever look around and think you should have managed better. Don’t look at the chaos as all the things you should have done. Look around and think, “Look how exhausted I’ve been. I have
the-darkness-is-all-i-know: To the amazing people who reblog and like the things I post , despite me only finding the gifs and pictures and saving them. Forgetting where I got them months later (none are mine unless I say so) and my beautiful followers
Now would be the optimal time for the shield to turn it all around and bring justice to the injustice things going on! Brb crying.😭
The thing with the Genie is that we get to see Regina genuinely… struggling with allowing him to take the fall, until the moment when he makes his terribly worded wish. And then what we get is that beautiful, beautiful triumphant smile. She can
the-things-one-likes: que1216: rickluvsu: @MIssDaniDaniels on #friendshipday………..love the bush…….love the tush…………love the extraordinary beautiful woman……..a work of art herself! I love a hairy pussy Mmm hairy pussy
things are better and cheery and im kinda in the christmas-y spirit :)) tomorrow I am going to bake cookies and watch elf and home alone (one and two) and then go to my dads house for his christmas thennn wrap presents all night like a good lil elf THENNN
rhamphotheca: Kitten and Butterflies - Leningrad Oblast, Russia The stunning sight of hundreds of bright blue butterflies, known as the Black-veined White (Aporia crataegi), was almost too much for the six-month-old kitten as he bounced over and
the truly only bad thing about teaching 6am is waking up 4:30am and sprinting to your car because you think zombie walkers will fucking kill you and in the process spill your mug of tea on yourself as you reach the safety of your car fuck fuCK FUCK FUCK
The local news is saying flooding shouldn’t be all that bad, since the rivers are pretty low at the moment. We’re not even supposed to get any snow in NEPA. Everybody is going crazy about the coming storm, but I’m not really expecting
The thing i dont get is how much alex has hinted that “we dont know anything” and “our fan fiction will be destroyed” implying all our theories are wrong, but in the promo we now see the author is stanford and stan is stanley.Recently the GF fan
The secret to long-lasting relationships is not having a perfect and harmonious love affair. It is not how less often you fight, not because of the number of similarities and the things you both like doing together nor the number of mistakes you did.
The whiskey’s suppose to drown the memories.I’ve gone from one to one too many. But the thing that really gets meIs how your memory drowns the whiskey…
the thing about society is, if you like the way you look you’re conceited and way in over your head, but on the other hand if you don’t like the way you look you’re just an insecure attention whore.
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