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what-alchemy: Title: Excerpts from Purgatory Creators: reapersun & what-alchemy Rating: Explicit Word Count: 5800 Summary: John serves community service in homeless shelters for chinning the superintendent. Unbeknownst to him, the Homeless Network
amazign: reblog if your icon is the thing you transform into under the full moon
genies: I think as you grow older your christmas list gets smaller and the things you really want for the holidays can’t be bought
championcoolbreeze: obfuscatingdeity: the thing to realize here is that conservatives find the idea of paying workers a livable wage so absurd that they make hyperbolic comparisons like this because fifteen dollars and hour and a hundred thousand
floozys: there’s a lot of unspoken pressure to keep liking the things you used to like and to keep dressing the way you’ve always dressed and to never question what you believe in and basically “be yourself” has slowly morphed into “be what
alivingmel: Disappointed by the lack of genuinely relatable content in this Hot New Relatable Mémé™? BOY HOWDY, I HAVE JUST THE THING FOR YOU… JUST TAG YOURSELF/URSELF(?) AS ONE OF THESE FINE FRIENDS (???) AND WATCH YOUR LIFE TURN AROUND.
thirteenjodies: Right after the thing with the cartel, this guy reached out to me. Highly encrypted texts and every one a great opportunity. Real rich deals.
The reason why I don’t want anymore tragedies to happen is not because I’m a good person. It’s because I’m tired of having to watch and listen about such things 24/7 on the news and social media.
The only good thing about this place is the porn. Everything else is tainted by people.
Things that happened over the last 2 weekends
Hello, I'm the Doctor
My muse has been kidnapped for experimental 'research.' After months of searching, yours has finally found mine. How does your muse react to the condition mine is in?
All Things Strange
frillybowsandlace: In the South this is said quite often to warn kids that they were getting close to the line. I’ve also heard it used between guys, usually warning a drunk mess that he was close to a beat down. I’d like to hear it from my Daddy
queerbraeden-deactivated2014121: The thing about reality is that it’s still there waiting for you the next morning.
kemetic-dreams:Somali Spirituality covers the beliefs, legends and folk tales circulating in Somali society that were passed down to new generations in a timeline spanning several millennia. Many of the things that constitute Somali mythology today are
As somebody with severe depression and anxiety from said depression, I can say that getting past the things that ‘trigger’ me is a far more effective form of therapy than hiding from them
lesbianturians: the thing that is absolutely heartrending about mcu foggy/matt is like….. foggy gets especially upset when he finds out that matt can read heartbeats. and it’s like, can you imagine finding out that the man you’re in love with knew
magical–realism: INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE (2022—) 1x07 “The Thing Lay Still” + SNOW AND DIRTY RAIN (2005) by Richard Siken
sherryandgin: i did the thing i’m tracking the renao tag jesus fuck i’m in it for good now
phileasfogghorn: olivercromwellcrowley: I’m going to prove this wrong one point at a time, color-coded style for simplicity. Remember, children, I only highlighted the things that are utter bullshit. For bonus fun, read just the parts that are not
carolineeforbes: I didn’t fall in love with you. I walked into love with you, with my eyes wide open, choosing to take every step along the way. I do believe in fate and destiny, but I also believe we are only fated to do the things that we’d
raviolitimelord: yo, the Fringe Fandom should start watching Orphan Black. like five people have said this tell me more about the thing
sharkymalarky: SANIC CONFIRMED I just realized the thing on the left is, like, a Pikachu/Moogle hybrid
someteenslounge: artemispanthar: Dang man what a great episode! Chloe completely flipped out when…the thing happened. I had to pause for a bit and explain everything was going to be OK. Too cute how Steven missed her so much and took care of the gem
madsbuckley: The X-Files ✺ 1✗08 - Ice
ovoxofbg: dirty-brunette-beauty: brass-tacks-time:Ohhhh, the things Daddy’s seen at The Ritz in San Juan 🇵🇷❤️💯That Latina hospitality 😏 I need freaks like this omg I would love to be in a relationship with two nasty freaks #Swear
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Shadow in The Dark
herdirtylittleheart: My Sexy Husband says the thing he likes best about licking my pussy is that if I’m really close and he’s edged me enough times that I’m desperate I grab the back of his head, sometimes I even grip his hair, and I press him
I studied my books and my pictures of Bettie Page, and I realized that her looks weren’t the thing that made her popular, (or any of my other heroes, for that matter). It was her chameleon-like persona: she was sweet and innocent on the one hand, and
beardedsir: Randomly getting fingered. Used. It’s one of the things you’ll have to put up with while being involved with me. This need I get, to make you cum, it sticks in my brain like a song. I’ll try to go about my day, but the thought
prince-ichi: this is gonna be the next exclusive sticker when i restock the shop with new designs LMAO
kogasana: commish★info ok the thing is i think dandy’s straight but i wanna draw him touching balls with prince so much so the bottom image totally justifies this
tinycartridge: Super-Secret Bases return for Omega Ruby/Alpha Sapphire ⊟ When the latest Pokemon remake releases this November 21, you’ll be able to create and decorate a Secret Base, share it with others using QR codes, and set rules for what
the-avengers-initiative99:Rupert Grint constantly wearing Harry Potter related shirts is the best thing ever
risarei: finishing a series but still being attached to the story and its characters
valeriemperez: I’ve been sober for a year. And I know that doesn’t erase the things that I did.
dailylenaheadey: It’s amazing the things that you cry at. I cry when I smell my son’s hair in the morning. We have a moment of peace and I’ll be like, “ahhhhh! How can you love this much?”
thesmallgay: bumblebeebats: raccoonhandler: choking-onholywater: choking-onholywater: raccoonhandler: choking-onholywater: raccoonhandler: choking-onholywater: yall ever heard about the wave ???? like the thing you do at sport events?? no,
Seraph of the End: Vampire Reign—Episode 11
stoned-levi: ackersexual: I LOVE IT WHEN LEVI’S HAIR DOES THE THING I’m now realizing that the way his head is shaved, he actually just has a really thick mohawk..
droptheglitter: therobotmonster: kuroba101: prismatic-bell: HERE’S THE THING THOUGH I used to work for a call center and I was doing a political survey and I called this number that was randomly generated for me and the way our system worked was
The Imitation Game: the queerest thing to hit multiplexes for years?
archiemcphee: Let’s celebrate the return of Caturday by reveling in one of the things all cats have in common: basking in toasty warm sunlight. “And they’re not doing it to get their dose of Vitamin D. Cat’s regular body temperature is higher
OK Tumblr, cross your fingers and wish me luck or good whatevers - I have an assessment test to get a job interview for a job with full benefits and a living wage in the morning. It would mean all the things I want - a place to live, food to eat, to see
questionableadvice: ~ Bluffton City Directory, May 1902via Internet Archive“They afford comfort and pleasing and enjoyable ride in the open air on a hot summer’s day. Just the thing for a satisfactory rest after a hard days toil.”
We Wear the Mask
So I keep seeing posts from users saying they’re always asked why they “like” so much stuff, and respond “so I can go back and reblog it later” …I wonder if I’m the only one that likes stuff so that the number
stylemic: These feminist high schoolers are using ‘The Scarlet Letter’ to protest dress codesStudents at Charleston County School of the Arts in North Charleston, South Carolina, have had enough. Too many girls have been sent home because of a strict
socially-talkward: thetardis-in-221b: This scene just gets sadder and sadder the older I get. The thing I love ( and hate) about it is that they’re parents ignore them, but in different ways. Alison’s parents flat out ignore her like she was an
intoxicatingtouches:Of all the things my hands have held, the best by far is you
my-wanton-self: danbutt: volcarona: Source ＦＩＮＩＳＨ ＨＩＭ Here - take another nail. A coffin can never have too many. “One of the things that quite astounds me is some people are screaming about the ů co-payment.. One packet of cigarettes
askichan: “Did you hear that? My, the things he says~”
kosmickittie: I wish I could help all the animals.
stem-cell: rosalarian: pourquoi-nutmeg: nortonism: The thing about this is that sculptures like these in art history were for the male gaze. Photoshop a phone to it and suddenly she’s seen as vain and conceited. That’s why I’m 100% for selfie
amestrian: Cute little bunny costume bought from my wishlist by Ash! Make me the happiest little princess alive, pretty please with kisses ~ I’ll take lots of pictures wearing the things you buy! (/^ω^)/
nicostiel: Multiverse of Madness + Tropes I just want to give her all the things.
collegehumor: 6 Reasons You Should DEFINITELY Live with Roommates by forlackofabettercomic More comics JUST FOR YOU! The 7 Deadly Roommate Sins The 5 Roommates You’ll Have In Your Twenties How Living at Home Changes with Age
kingsbellamy: DO YOU KNOW THAT KIND OF WRITER’S BLOCK WHERE YOU ALREADY HAVE A PLOT, YOU KNOW WHAT TO WRITE BUT YOU DON’T KNOW HOW TO WRITE IT AND YOU JUST STARE AT THE COMPUTER SCREEN FOR HOURS UNTIL YOU FINALLY CLOSE THE DOCUMENT AND CURSE YOUR
