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Bigger versions:  Regular  Christmas VersionQuick Quiet pin-up modeled after an old 1940′s pin-up picture. Bonus holiday version because today is Christmas and it seemed like the thing to do. Many thanks once again to Red Menace for the lovely
slewdbtumblng: ~Scotland Yard~ Giving grandsons to the Scotman! He did the thing!!!
This is why I love Homestuck so much. Regardless of all the crazy shit and all the feels we have to go through, we have updates like these. And I will always find it amazing that these updates hit me at a perfect time in my life where I can relate to
Someone tell me how to really pronounce the term “Seer” because all my life people have been telling me it’s “see-er” but then Once Upon A Time happened and the girl was like “I’m a Seer” and she said it
meow-retrogasm: “I desire the things that will destroy me in the end.” Sylvia Plath (1953)
If I get 10 "voice"s, I (the mun) will record myself voice acting the character I roleplay.
Happy Valentine’s Day bleedinginkandsugar! Prompt was: “Jack finds out what happens to Bunny on their first valentines over chocolate. The things Bunny will do for love.” I haven’t read the books so I actually have like no idea
i’m going to do a battle of the bands but the thing is, i’m not a band. it’s just gonna be little ol’ me and i’m gonna blow them away. i found my confidence :) strength=music weakness=girls.
love-butts: IMPORTANT As you can see, searching the term ‘ass’ yields 0 results. Tumblr changed the search (now Search & Discovery) page yesterday. They also permanently flagged any blog they could find that has ever posted or reblogged explicit
“But what if they’d been tattoos–” Something like that? Maybe. Idea’s been in worked into my head thanks to @clioadams SEE WHAT YOU DO WITH THE THINGS YOU SAY.
dfwgaydad: Some of the things I likeFollow me at https://dfwgaydad.tumblr.com
Well the jig is up. Someone finally scanned this tremendously entertaining tome. I should be a tad melancholic because I’d rather everyone purchase the thing but hopefully after you give it a look you’ll like it so much that you’ll rush
Fearless wretch - Insanity - She watches, Lurking beneath the sea! Great old one - Forbidden sight - Se searches, Hunter of the shadows is rising! Immortal! In madness you dwell!!! (Made some edits.)
@ballad-of-gilgalad The thing I liked most about BvS was how much of a Frank Miller influence they went with. I can’t wait to see more in the standalone Batman movies.
There. osdnvnbswoibvqegb. How? I tried to sketch a pony without looking at what I was drawing. I took the sketch and just lined whatever the fuck happened on this sheet. Colored. There is your osdnvnbswoibvqegb. Not porn? I don’t even know what&rsqu
Hey dude spotted you on the thing!….Pony town was the shit.
I was so frustrated with my previous Pearl drawing cauz I hated the body type aaaand face I gave her which was totally not the thing I had in my mind so I did this one. Prolly just a bit better but yolo. NSFW version of this pic on MY PATREON!nah jk
I like that one episode of The X-Files that’s basically “What if Mulder and Scully were in The Thing?” fanfiction
I literally don’t have words right now to describe all these feels, i have, as a Flash fan… I’m full with joy to see everything from the comicbook there in that series, and that’s the thing man, not everything has to be “gritty” or be
John Carpenter’s “The Cupcake” (Full Track) Music video version: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3To_B6p5D2EThis track is also available on SoundCloud: https://soundcloud.com/teamlyravision/john-carpenters-the-cupcake
Part of me really wants to work on all the things I wanna do. But most of me just wants to go back to bed. uugghh
catinthefedora: comingtoconclusions: championcoolbreeze: obfuscatingdeity: the thing to realize here is that conservatives find the idea of paying workers a livable wage so absurd that they make hyperbolic comparisons like this because fifteen dollars
requiemforathought: imperfecthope: black–lamb: endlessrebel: are you serious?? smh.. this is why it’s not “just hair” oh my fuck they have the costume lady from the hunger games next to a perfectly normal black woman as though they
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r4drawings:Off the back of watching stuff like Videodrome and The Thing, I had an idea for a sci fi setting revolving around highly advanced technology, but instead of machinery, its all… genetic/flesh based. Like, weapons grow into your arm, suits
raisingwildlings: raisingwildlings: The thing about the rich of this country is that billionaires have more money than is humanly possible to spend. So like, I really do not give any amount of a shit if increasing their taxes is “faaair” because
vibing-and-voting-2020: Tonight marks a major milestone in Vibing and keeping it tight, the modern-with-magic Taakitz AU @stealthtable created. Beleaguered super senior Kravitz hasn’t been able to turn his musical talent into a paycheck, so he’s
massivemyke: korota37: inversedd: Stick your thumb in his belly button, grab his underbelly with your fingers, lead him to the fridge. Sounds like the start of a hot fucking night to me!
happymondayman: happymondayman: Took me longer than expected for this update, but here it is!and here’s some good news,I’m adding a multiplier!!for the next 72 hours or so for every 50 dollar donated to the drive it will up the growth multiplier,
imnotthatfunnyipromise: xoxoblu: amazign: reblog if your icon is the thing you transform into under the full moon @imnotthatfunnyipromise just imagine tho… OH GODS
bizarreism: nightmareloki: quantumshiboogie: spookyscarythings: alicegrimm: The Abandoned Ferris Wheel Spins Anyway The thing that weirds me out most is that the squeaking really sounds like kids screaming on rides, like roller coasters. ……I’m
sequestra: wellheyproductions: I feel that the Ronald McDonald version is incorrect… the beast should be Grimace (I’m sorry if I don’t know the thing’s actual name, I have not yet seen Totoro) THAT LAST ONE IS NOT OKAY.
metazoe: This little creature embodies a fairy forest. Many forests of different worlds, in fact. And the things they have in common – beauty and wildness. It is a forest where the air itself is filled with power. Nevertheless, the spirit is quite
destiel-is-superwholocked: babyyoureacriminal: chosenprat: I punched a guy bc he was making rape jokes and one of the things he said was “what’s the difference between yes and no? Nothing” so I asked him if he’d care if I punched him in the
skeletalroses: Life hack: conquer your fear of the dark by becoming the thing other people fear in the dark.
elevenshearts: Look at the stars, look how they shine for you and all the things you do.
catbountry: hyenadip: REMEMBER WHEN 4KIDS DID THE THING WITH THE 4TH OF JULY? Never 4get.
8oo: like i love pmmm the girls are cute its interesting its dark and its got cute girlfriends but heres the thing its Not Really Queer its more like moe male gaze lesbian jack off material and that interestingly dark plot was created to make young girls
“The thing about reality is that it’s still there waiting for you the next morning.” Orange is the New Black Season 2
the-nothing-maker:I had a dream where the THB were fleeing on a lifeboat from a shark queen who wanted their help but they were like “yeah we have more important things to do jfc who do you think you are” anyway the dream was dumb but I wanted Taako
dvnwild:“Those are the things I love the most.”
cousin-possum-kc:vicholas:vicholas:I think the problem with Kermit is that it’s really easy to reduce him to a joyless jerk because his role IS being the straight man to a cast of bozos and he IS blunt and tired, but the thing is, he’s not
policymic: Watch: ‘They Daily Show’ exposes birth control-penis pump double standard Although the birth control mandate has been hotly debated and contested for its burden on taxpayers, Medicare has spent 逈 million on penis pumps in the
the-andorian-mining-consortium replied to your post “Thanks in part to the awesome new extension on Xkit I was able to move…” wait you can multiple tag things now??? I think you might’ve always been able to with the Mass Post Editor but
the-andorian-mining-consortium replied to your post:It took me many times hearing it in many different… Nah, I’m pretty sure lieutenant is pronounced the same here as it is over there. “Lefttennant” is just a different word for the same (or
theworangetraveler: vegan-pearl: the thing that amuses me about estelle singing the we bare bears opening is likei cant stop imagining garnet being really obsessed with the show??? andwanting to act Cool and Casual about liking a cartoon abt bears.
nikikittenniki: When my dominant wife Niki has me take her picture the thing that gets us both off the most is for me constantly tell her how hot she is and how beautiful her pussy is. I love telling her I know I don’t deserve her pussy! The more I
quazza: koyanami: MEGA ALTARIA AND LOPUNNY CONFIRMED the thing at the top says that mega-altaria will be the first dragon/fairy
i finally updated eng sif and honestly wtf @the full screen?? it’s not even technically full screen wtf.
roseburger: kumasenpai: mrdappersden: GOOOOOOOO FUCK YOURSELF Wow that might be the shittiest excuse in the history of excuses I’m ashamed that I like the series. are you fucking kidding me ubisoft
cybergata: Shironeko spending the afternoon with the cute girl from next door, who happens to be Kuro’s mother.
It’s Easter.One of the things I’ve come to be more sensitive to in recent years is that Jesus was human. He walked around as a human, he made friends as a human, and he died as a human.In order to bridge the painful separation between God and man,
ghost-in-the-blog replied to your post: ghost-in-the-blog replied to your post: … oh I see going do the thing where you don’t want a hug and all that? what are you talking about? I love hugs
maxkirin: Good morning, my lovely followers! 💕Today is Friday— and that means it’s time for the weekly reminder to write, make art, and dedicate some time to the things that mean the most to YOU!PS: Did you know this weekly reminder has been running
Can’t sleep, brain is eating me … I wish I could always believe all the things I tell myself and others but I’m not strong enough, I guess. I’m honestly not sure how much longer I can endure all of this - the pain, and not just the physical
found this photo and accompanying newspaper article in a moving box.. it had been hanging in my parents’ hallway since 1995 so I always saw the picture and sometimes read the article.. it’s about my grandfather (who died before I was born) who was
astahfrith: sterekiel: bioshock infinite is about to become reality #nO BUT#WE TALKED ABOUT THIS IN ASTROBIO#BASICALLY VENUS’S ATMO IS LIVEAble#oxygen nitrogen some noble gases the whole shebang#and the only problem is the shITTON OF SULFURIC ACID
fluffy-dog-tails:why-animals-do-the-thing:kittehkats:You’re Petting Your Cat All Wrong! Jackson Galaxy explains why everything can seem to be going fine and cuddly when your cat suddenly turns mean. What he calls the “finger nose” actually works
What part of I love you are you not getting? Do you not know how much it kills me to see you with another girl? Do you not understand how much I want you to tell me to stop seeing other guys. How can you not know that yours is the name on my lips before
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