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*The Unit*My Tumblr’s Background image! All The Unit gathered, having a laugh at one of the crazy things Piper said.Since I’m going to be updating this blog full time now, I thought it best to let everyone know that this is strictly SFW Cannon stuff.
The last thing anybody truly expected was this. Dave, a big fan of the Harry Potter films had decided to step into a kind of movie-jokeshop. The shopkeeper said it was a place where old unused movie props and outfits were thrown away. When Dave stumbled
the-golden-opportunity: What’s the first thing you do after you’ve successfully seeped all the way into your sexy grandson’s body? Take selfies, of course. It’s nothing that my little Matty, or “Matthew,” as he prefers to be called now,
supertitoblog: This is a comic that I have been working on for sometime now. It started out as a lewd pic with the three of the then it turn into this lol. This would have been the 2nd comic if I had Finished the other one “How ST met Gala” but
the-things-i-draw: “Deck your mouth with balls of jolly, fa la la la la la la la la! ‘Tis the season to be slutty..FA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA!!!” Christmas card design number one is done! (FYI the ballgags will be glittery once i get the cards
citriplays: The minstrel finisher is affected by the bobblehead laboratory and it is AMAZING
The Male Escort Files: Secret Agent SexThank god for the epilogue because the one thing I need in porn is closure.
Bill Nye the Science Guy
palpattine: “Madness is the emergency exit. You can just step outside, and close the door on all those dreadful things that happened. You can lock them away…forever.”
masamumu: Boruto The Movie: Cosplay Parody By: OlirouxCosplay From yaoi to shitty memes; this cosplay skit was inspired by the original Boruto Movie, we wanted to add a fun little twist behind the scenes between Naruto and Sasuke and their “friendship”
FINALLY got the next ten pages of my comic, THE SKULL, completed! If you wanna see the first ten pages, you can see them here, or you can see them all on my deviantART profile gallery thing.
The things she does… the flirting, the enticing, the seducing…all are enough to drive me crazy. God I love this sexy woman!
con-vic-tion: telipathic: Are we really so different that we must be horrified of one of them uncovered, and completely okay with the other? this is now my most favorited post ever what is even the difference besides size smfh this is beautiful
the-modern-courtesan: You didn’t really think he was going to let you walk out of that bathroom without having every single person you walk past see the cum stains on your blouse and the scent of his sperm on you….that’s the thing with strangers,
maximilianyearsbc: I think the coolest thing about The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion is the class artwork (well, that and it being an awesome game).
This is completely and utterly awesome. Let the world know that this is the way that things should be. Also, be sure to check out The Oatmeal for more gargantuan brainboners.
gfycat webmpatreon mp4—————–A little animated version of the render, voted to be the next non-commission thing to finish by patrons. Wanting to do a couple sequels to this at some point as well. The next one won’t
The thing i love most about this fetish is its emotional significance to the people that enjoy it. I know how much i get moved by the thought of my mommy getting fucked by bully cock, and many of you have told me that you feel the same. It isn’t
lizlet: My article today on the CW’s rich assortment of addictive programming includes some musings on second-screen viewing, the importance of online availability, a bit of a Lumineers rant, and some insight into how things work behind the scenes
aaronginsburg: The only thing more humbling (and exciting!) than being included in Vanity Fair’s 11 Shows You Should Binge-Watch Over The Holiday Break is the fact that we’re mentioned alongside such incredible shows like Twin Peaks and Broadchurch
kimshum:I now see the majesty of tumblr. After having been enabled, I’m giving this a go. I must say again, thank you to all who posted such appreciative and thoughtful things on twitter and tumblr about The 100 “Bodyguard of Lies.” The response
the100-art: Jasper Jordan by AshleyRoboto “Here’s the first one of my series the 100 portraits! It’s my personal fav, Jasper Jordan! It’s available as stickers and things on my RedBubble!“
I’m finally watching the Clone Wars cartoon.Currently at the Krell eps of season four.What even is this show. It is single-handedly dragging me back into wanting to read all of the Star Wars YA books I own.
Things to note… Since this was a scaling exercise, I eschewed double letter sizing in UK/US cup sizes in favor of the ability to loop the alphabet. So unlike normal where AA is smaller than A, in this case AA is bigger than Z(26) by one and BB(54)
The beauty of D/s for the Dominant is that (at least from the sub’s point of view) you don’t have to have a reason for the things you ask her to do. She is happy doing them for no reason at all, as long as she knows it pleases you. Even more than
calellon: the concept of someone you’re into masturbating to the thought of you really is just one of the absolute hottest things ever
the-original-b:the-original-b:Here’s one good thing to come out of 2020:Paleontologists completed a life-sized replica of Sue, the most complete T. Rex ever found.And she is freaking GORGEOUS!As I read more about this beauty, I found out some new details
lastdjnosaurs:tell me this isn’t the cutest thing I’ve ever seen
adhdmagnusburnsides:dotstronaut:I was going to do important things and/or pack for my convention this weekend, but then I found the perfect video, so I had to draw some Taakitz. [id: the first image is digital art of kravitz from the chest up on a grey
the-truth-within-the-lie:stlamb:“too much love” - photo sequence by katja kemnitz “Real isn’t how you are made,’ said the Skin Horse. ‘It’s a thing that happens to you. When a child loves you for a long, long time, not just to play with,
annatars: The Hobbit: dwarvish patterns My first attempt at creating a photoset. I love all the geometric patterns present in dwarvish clothing (and architecture but ugh one thing at a time). You’ve really got to admire the amount of work and
ghostlyagriculturist: gibbonfan: ur government assigned gender for the day is the first thing u get when u click this link to a randomised wikipedia article. NO REROLLS . i am the trollsteineggje mountain in norway Uss admiral Hugh something. Sounds
the-worst-url: the-doctor-to-my-tardis: neckbeardeddragon: cheezetits: narcotic: There’s a book sitting in front of you. In it contains all the bad things people have said about you behind your back, would you open it? Hell fucking yeah Read
the-sharpie-klepto: childishflamingo: my favorite thing in stories is when the antagonist doesn’t die, but instead they realize they were being kind of a stupid dick (maybe because the protagonist saved them or something) and then they have to kind
kosemsultanim:THINGS I WATCHED IN 2021: The Handmaiden (2016)The daughter of a legendary thief, who sewed winter coats out of stolen purses. Herself a thief, pickpocket, swindler. The saviour who came to tear my life apart. My Tamako. My Sookee.
The Initiative, 1 of the best things that happened after the tragic Civil War.
godtricksterloki: amoying: warm soda is the worst thing that can happen No. Just throw ice in the cup of soda and problem solved. Beer is a tragedy because you chuck it into the freezer and stare and wait and wait and wait and wait.
5starbroadcast: One of the coolest / creepiest things to happen on WWE tv in the longest time. Gotta love the Wyatt Family.
Graham Norton: The weirdest thing is, in the Harry Potter, you could have been working with Jack.Helena Bonham Carter: How? The Graham Norton Show 12x05 - Helena Bonham Carter, Michael Palin, Jack Whitehall, Michael Bublé
georgeknightley: literally one of the best things in the hobbit was gandalf constantly counting the dwarfs like an exasperated teacher on a school trip
vilify:sure the venn diagram of people who want to see LTT fanart and people who think the characters would look great in that 90s Clamp style has pretty much just me in the center but that’s the good thing about only drawing fanart for myself these
The type of guys I hate the most is the ones that point out the things I hate the most about myself.
The things I want to do right now, but would look dumb doing. Laying in the park day dreaming. Riding the bus to downtown and take numerous pictures. Listening to solo piano play in the background as I ride the bus back. And fall into a deep sleep. Waking
the-fury-of-a-time-lord:whimmy-bam:Garnet’s Universe — S1xE33 NO BUT THIS WAS THE CUTEST FUCKING THING THE SERIES HAS EVER DONE GARNET LOVES STEVEN SO MUCH AND JUST BECAUSE SHE’S SUPER SERIOUS AND STOIC DOESN’T MEAN SHE DOESN’T SHOW HER AFFECTION
grawly:centurycolor: grawly: grawly: I remember playing Space Channel 5 in front of my dad once and the VERY first thing he said to me was “why does she walk like that” food fight
The Batman 2: Joker Actor Teases Preparation for Character
classy-viking: love everything about this. the girls making fun of the boys, the endless dumb fun the boys are having, its pure
The more time I spend on the internet, the more I learn, the more unhappy I become. I refuse to close my eyes and shelter myself from the things that are going on in this world just because it will make me feel better having not come across them. Turning
headphones on, world off. i keep telling myself ignorance is bliss, cause i know the only way this can go is downhill. there’s no going up now. it’s the end. as happy as it can be, sometimes, life is such a sad thing.
the-endless-storm:comradesummers:comradesummers:One of the things I love about Buffy is that it presents knowledge and research as an absolutely vital part of the process of world saveage. So much of the show is dedicated to the characters sitting around
The whole world is against us babe and I never seem to get things right apart from you. You’re my chance to get it right and for the fist time in my life I can see it. The future. Where I’m meant to be. Who I’m meant to be. You’re the reason.
The things I miss the most about sex are probably the skin trembling under my fingers, the smell, the moans and giving head in general.I could really use all of that now.
the-sultry-brunette:I love small gestures of servitude towards Sir when in a restaurant. Finding the things on the menu he likes most and order those for him. Letting him choose the wine, knowing he will always pick the one I like most. Handing him his
vizia-the-mod: This is the hottest thing I’ve ever seen in my life. I came like 6 times reading this. i am the greatest erotica writer
It’s pretty rare that i start watching a show and actually keep watching it after the first few minutes, but i started watching a show called The Magicians - it’s on netflix (at least the first 2 seasons are) but is a syfy series apparently. I’d
silvenhorror: Things I hate the most: portrayals of queer women made to cater to the male gaze portrayals of queer women made to cater to the male gaze portrayals of queer women made to cater to the male gaze PORTRAYALS OF QUEER WOMEN MADE TO CATER TO
the-sherlocked-avatar: the-sherlocked-avatar: the-sherlocked-avatar: THE THING SURROUNDING HIM?? YEAH THATS RAVA HOLY BEJESUS WAIT IM WRONG I JUST REALIZED THATS NOT RAVA ITS ZATU!!! THEY RELEASED ZATU WHEN THE PORTAL OPENED!!! I REPEAT I WAS WRONG
OK PEOPLE so I’ve been looking some discussions on facebook about the hiatus and someone said that the same thing has happened to many series and in their case, the ‘pause’ was just an excuse while they were trying to sell the series
karkat:i have such a love/hate relationship with how the homestuck fandom existed in 2012. it really was a fucking Experience.things are so quiet now. some of you guys have NO IDEA what shit went down. the askblogs. the lyricstucks. upd8s. mspaprophet.