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The Last of Us Jedi The Master and his Padawan. I just did this to amuse myself, and because the only thing that would have made The Last of Us a better game would have been lightsabers, because everything is better with lightsabers. Also, I wanted to
The idea at the beginning of the comic is taken from one of last weeks Daily Show sketches. They were making fun of people attributing silly, outlandish things to the powers of Obama’s speeches, and something along this line was said. And…tha
The things Agent 47 had to do to get the job done. At least he didn’t have to do what the Bruce Willis character in the movie ‘The Jackal’ had to do, go gay for awhile.
cryptosexual: bavarianboi: herrenoslaven: Teasing the boy a bit, the vibrator hangs from some ropes in the ceiling so he never gets any real stimulation, just the easiest tease from it. I’ll keep him like this for an hour or two. oh the sounds
Was Johnny Depp’s contact lense. That thing was so distracting; I was starting to believe it had a mind of it’s own.Forget about the triple who’s your bro twist, forget Nagini being so unimportant that if they cut her out of the movie
the-macra: thinkingingallifreyan: the-macra: the-macra: the-macra: Snout Snout Let it all out These are the things we can do with snouts Come on
the-queen-of-all-things-weird: How do cats even work? Cats: A cat can jump up to five times its own height in a single bound. The little tufts of hair in a cat’s ear that help keep out dirt direct sounds into the ear, and insulate the ears are
the-chibster: stardusttx: mother-popcorn: karademos: pivotalwolf: Shiba requires a moment to process the fact that someone touched the butt this is the cutest thing i have ever seen. i’m laughing so hard. I thought that was a cat at first same
the-creepy-things: This footage shows a humanoid-like entity attempting to crawl into the bed of this woman. The woman apparently said that she has been hearing noises in her bedroom at night for weeks so she set up a camera, and the footage she got
the-entire-furry-fandom: the-entire-furry-fandom: the-entire-furry-fandom: i don’t play counterstrike extensively but the most important thing ive taken out of it is chickens with sweaters THERE’S TWO OF THEM! he is my festive feather friend
the-endless-storm: dustflier: babyanimalgifs: This praying mantis standing its ground (via) The thing about this that absolutely kills me is the person operating the excavator is gently trying to shoo the mantis away with the giant machine and the
antiprolife: Things getting an abortion does not make you: A slut A whore Irresponsible A murderer A sinner Satan A baby hater Unintelligent Things getting an abortion does make you: Not pregnant
me on a bad day: fuck all things me on a good day: fuck most things
the old man knelt in front of arthur, his ancient bones creaking. arthur, one eye swollen shut, the other seeing the old man through the thin film of blood covering his eye from the gaping wound in his forehead. a quick mental category of his wounds
topolk: If you’re a wrestling fan and didn’t catch tonight’s match between The Shield and the Wyatt Family, you owe it to yourself to do so. Make this the first thing you watch on the WWE Network. This match delivered in so many ways. Both factions
onac911: Wolverine is invited to da Avengerz Slumber party I don’t know what’s more funny to me, the “I’ll set up the game system!” panels or the Loki sucks power on the door.
awildellethappears: lotrconfessions: The rumours that Tauriel and Kili might have a “thing” going on feels really intrusive towards Legolas and Gimli’s relationship. They were the groundbreaking elf-dwarf friendship who overcame the racial barriers
apfelgranate: some proper vagrants’verse things (for a certain definition of proper anyway). you can blame disqueenunderthemountain for like 60% of this because she has glorious ot3 ideas and i have no self control.
landofpyramidsandneon: things that don’t exist: Prince of Egypt on Broadway things that need to exist: Prince of Egypt on Broadway
renvart: It felt like a Magnus thing to do but a Taako thing to say. Reference
the one good thing
shelli-gator:Benjamin Willis said in an interview Wolf was partially inspired by Steve Harringtong from Stranger Things! So have this!
tickle-me-dalek: songofthestarwhale: Doctor Who AU where the whole thing with Idris happens during series 1 and Nine and Idris are sassing each other and Idris calls Rose “My Wolf” and nobody can figure out why and Jack is constantly flirting with
the best you ever had
schmergo:schmergo:I want a movie about a guy who runs for president and wins but then suddenly realizes that he doesn’t want to be president, so he just starts doing ridiculous things all the time trying to get impeached, but it NEVER WORKS because
sunnie91: Saving the world could be complicated… But raising a child… dear lord, that’s a titanic task.It’s a good thing that Steve and Natasha are stubborn people, and their love for their baby boy it’s bigger than their fears to fail.Anyways,
eliciaforever: loverofpiggies: savagefluff: broadway-is-a-thing: bring-the-homo: I’m v offended I haven’t seen some of those in the rip vine videos so I made my own @im-not-rushing I just died watching this. It might be the best one yet So beautiful.
nuevayor: what was the first show y’all broke up with…you know like the first show you had that was your everything for a good amount of time and then it fucked up so bad that like you felt your heart breaking with sadness, disappointment and hurt
Most songs by the Ink Spots seem to go like this: *westerny guitar intro* *guy sings the song* *deep-voiced guy does spoken rendition of the song* *chorus* *end* Not saying that’s bad or anything, just something I’ve noticed.
I really love whenever the production logo is altered to fit in theme with the movie. It’s such a small thing but it brings me such joy to see it. Even when it is just as minor as adding special music (such as the opening mandolin chords for the
I shall be forever saddened by the fact that there will be no X-Files movie/episode/whatever this year, when in the show’s canon December 21st, 2012 was the date the aliens were going to invade. How perfect would a movie have been? Bah!
the-maidofmischief: #Power Trio
6stronghands:laurelinssong:atopfourthwall: commodorez:texelations: texelations: I’ve been on the internet since 1998 starter pack Reblog this if you are an old fogey online Reblog this instead if you are a young whippersnapper Things this starter
movieoftheday: Andrew: Three days ago, I loathed you. I used to dream about you getting hit by a cab. Or poisoned. Then we had our little adventure up in Alaska and things started to change. Things changed when we kissed, and when you told me about your
the things you hear on the radio these days. apparently…there is moon dust that has been said to be collected by Neil Armstrong during the first landing on the moon that is going to be sold at an auction in New York on july the 20th and theres
hadespaint: The Best Ever Death Metal Band in DentonThis comic was done for a school assignment. It’s a couple years old now, but it’s still one of my favorite things I’ve made, and I have the lyrics of this song permanently burned into my brain
cmder: jaffajamjam: peteseeger: cmder: The only thing they can do to fix star wars now is have a whole movie about the sarlacc Gonk Droid movie Greedo; A Star Wars Story I was so wrong
the-jean-kirschtein: junjouchara: serrie-smiles: BUT GUYS WHAT DOES THE BIRD MEAN I THOUGHT THIS WAS ABOUT SWIMMING HARU WHY ARE YOU LOOKING AT BIRDS NOW YOU’RE A DOLPHIN THE WINGS OF FREE!DOM???? THE WINGS OF FREEDOM
things to consider when making an oc
things that will never fail to make me cry:fun.’s the gamblershinee’s like a fire performance @tokyo domekouao
chokesngags: boredandmoist: chokesngags: Interesting. HOW THE FUCK IS 53% OF YOU FUCKERS MAKING AT LEAST 75K?!?!?!? I thought the same thing, especially with 37% @ 贄k. I feel like that could be single/combined income of the parents of the 13-17
towritecomicsonherarms: samuraidj: realmfighter: venndigo: k8thescout: can someone explain the alignment chart for me but in like, the simplest wording possible lmao lawful good: i want to do the right thing, and following society’s rules is the
This episode is exactly why I want to write character meta for this series, and exactly why I refuse to let myself.Personally, I’ve found The 100 to be one of the most fun things I watch since I started watching it. But in order to deliver the suitable
abominablebebop:eighth saint to serve the king undying, bitch!!!quick thing for the people’s tomb fandom jam—the prompt was “pride” and i am nothing if not predictable
rekka-jetti: musashi-has-feels: rekka-jetti: okey rekka, let’s think about positive things. like how attractive Drift and Rodimus is, yes This is as good thing to think about, I think about it often. i actually needed this right now, thank
Things you don’t have to apologize for
✂: post photo of yourselfæ: tell 5 things about your best friend✌: share 5 things that you really want♡: share 5 favourite songs❁: share 5 favourite blogs✓: tell 5 facts about yourself♧: share 5 facts about your appearance☆: share your
More people should post everytime they go to the gym- Things No One Says
danegan: chibstelford: yourstarcolouredeyes: bwarch: zio-masada: This is one of those “I scrolled down hoping for an explanation” things Dude went to a Magic: The Gathering tournament and saw a whole lot of ass hanging out and decided to have
hoopyfez: the scariest thing about the Hunger Games films is when Caesar Flickerman legitimately makes you smile because he is the one that turns this twisted fight to the death into mindless entertainment for the masses and in that moment you realize
Effie drank out of a straw for the first time today and it’s things like this that keep me going
phantomrose96:One of my favorite things about Steven Universe is the relationship between the gems and the townspeople. Like you’d think it’d be one of the stereotypical cases of the super-powered hiding their identity, or else it would have to be
The perfect way to end the dominator saga would be that the main 4 have to change the way they do things to beat dominator.Sylvia doesnt just punch her ways out of stuff,hater doesnt use hate to power himself up, peepers uses an emotional side rather
Things Californians get excited about
cherubgirl: some things from the sketchbook
the thing is that I AM a spoiler blog, like I go and see any leaks and spoilers I can because I enjoy them and I have stated quite a few times that I do this but I always tag things as ‘su spoilers’. HOWEVER, I have also said that if you would like
pickupthepencil: marlak: GLEECRACK V.500 COMPILATION (V.2, V.3, V.4, V.4.5) 10 entire minutes of crack. The first minute or so is new, the rest is a compilation of all the GC videos. With the next season just around the corner there won’t be another
rory-amelia: today on the subway i had to take the d train and the only thing i could think about for the whole ride was “im riding the d”
The end of Stranger Things 😭😭😭😭😭😭