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nevillles: D, we live on the most boring street in the whole United States of America, where nothing even remotely dangerous will ever happen. Period.
z-co: one of my coworkers got a call (i work in a call center/tech support) from a customer that was really scared because supposedly the mafia was hacking her computer and they were stalking her…when finally my coworker took remote control of the
awkwardsituationist: photos of and by michael and taylor kittell from bolivia’s remote salar de uyuni salt flat. at over four thousand square miles, it’s the largest salt flat on the planet. and with a variation in surface elevation of less than
ecmajor: ilivebetweenjohnsthighs:The innovators of tomorrowOk, sorry for the long-scrolly reblog, but these are pretty great, haha.That manual tv remote, ffff.
wants2fist: gettingstuffed: I love the fantasy you get to have with hentai porn. If it were remotely possible, my wife would have something like that strapped into her perpetually…And the fantasy of what will become of her pussy is just as strong
allthingsvintagelovely: Black Lives Matter is held to such a ridiculously high standard. If anyone who is REMOTELY associated with BLM commits an act of violence, white people use it as an excuse to smear the name of the entire movement. Cops can
musclemindless:Lesson 16: You are the sexiest bro at the party!Nobody has anything remotely important to talk about other than your bulging muscles…
hyphydollaz: sesamestreethockey: anrdew: I want a remote that makes people shut the fuck up with the click of a button this has too many notes to be safe
flowerette: i quite like myselfslouched over a television with a broken remote,pale skin alive with glowing colours at 3:33 in the morning i think i am at my bestwhen i am hoveredover the kitchen sink just after darkrunning hot waterover my raw fingers
younastysonovabitch: post porn remorse is the worst feeling like when you were horny you say the nastiest vulgar shit and then you cum? like ew wtf why why why did i say that who even does that why would i do that that doesn’t even sound remotely
he-is-your-glass-of-tea: mcgarrygirl78: ceallaig1: human-cartography: kid-wiccan: coming out to your parents If you try for one second to tell me the X-Men isn’t an allegory for the gay rights movement, I will smack you. They weren’t even remotely
After a full day of being randomly buzzed by Mr. Crude’s remote controlled vibrator tucked into the front of her thong, Lexi was frustrated, horny and soaked. She was so wet that she had to change into a fresh thong and the T-shirt and denim shorts
sphenodontia: Case Study: ClefableCuriously, the arrival of Clefable on Earth has resulted in a number of rapid and significant mutations in their DNA. The timid and flighty nature of most Clefable, coupled with their often remote locations, has
coffee-clubbers: Dear Stanimal and Clubbers, Happy May the Fourth! As a Star Wars lover, I couldn’t pass up the chance for a themed shoot today :) This lightsaber is actually a remote controlled wall light, but I thought I should get some fun photos
grayflannelsuit: The New Fisher - Ad detail for the Fisher MT6360 remote control turntable, 1980.
slowlydescending: i’m still at the point in senior year where the response to everything remotely school related is no. absolutely not, or fuck no.
la-petite-feministe: Black Lives Matter is held to such a ridiculously high standard. If anyone who is REMOTELY associated with BLM commits an act of violence, white people use it as an excuse to smear the name of the entire movement. Cops can murder
z811: wncslut69: Would love for someone to buy me this. I’ve even put it on my Amazon wishlist. The one you can control over the Internet. Make me your remote slut… http://a.co/9vwyeui Yes, let’s play a game. Anybody willing to play????
onehornywoman: The boys and I love our remote control mini vibrator. With the app they can sit in class and I can sit in my office while they drive me crazy! But I’ve learned not to stay connected during a meeting. 📳
dazykid: The magic carpet of scorpion weed in Mojave Desert, Utah Every few years for a few short weeks, this remote section of desert is transformed into a magic carpet of purple. But its beauty is best appreciated in a photo- locals talk of the plants
dispensewiththepleasantries: The wireless remote in my right hand, my left triggering something else. Photograph: Dispense with the Pleasantries
sweetmidnightmoans: I met Daddy in a restaurant with a plug and vibrator in my like he asked. He played with the vibrator remote and watched me squirm at the table. Then he took me home, spanked me, and tied me to a chair. He taped my mouth shut and
mishasminions: hyphydollaz: sesamestreethockey: anrdew: I want a remote that makes people shut the fuck up with the click of a button this has too many notes to be safe
nunderwater: green-and-awesome: loftwingfeathers: sharonosbourne: hyphydollaz: sesamestreethockey: nunderwater: I want a remote that makes people shut the fuck up with the click of a button This has too many notes to be safe omfg I DON’T
I was using patterns on my remote toy tonight but then he got on and took control. Something I had been waiting days for. I had been edging but I got wetter the second he started. I always came if he said the words I asked. “You know I’m going to
pandifreyan: mcgarrygirl78: ceallaig1: human-cartography: kid-wiccan: coming out to your parents If you try for one second to tell me the X-Men isn’t an allegory for the gay rights movement, I will smack you. They weren’t even remotely subtle
wolverxne: In a remote clearing in the Central African Republic, biologist Andrea Turkalo observes the lives of endangered animals. "It was once said that in Africa human communities were like islands surrounded by elephants," recalls Andrea Turkalo,
sensualhumiliation: Degradingly exposed at the auction’s platform of that secret and remote white slave market where she was driven, where she is being auctioned to be sold as sex slave to the best bidder…
sesamestreethockey: anrdew: I want a remote that makes people shut the fuck up with the click of a button
hyphydollaz: sesamestreethockey: anrdew: I want a remote that makes people shut the fuck up with the click of a button This has too many notes to be safe
leratchethippie: the94thchamber: mentalpeace: Arnold had the sickest room The fact he had everything controlled by a remote was iLL dream room.
moonblossom: nerdythingsthatdontsuck: “What is this, a billboard for ANTS?!?”Marvel is really having fun with the Ant-Man marketing aren’t they?via NTTDS Okay so I don’t remotely give a shit about the Ant-Man movie but this is adorable
So desperately unhappy with the way I look. The only time I feel remotely pretty is when I’m caked in makeup and wearing something loose fitting. I wish I could be content but it’s so difficult just to snap out of it. I don’t know what
swagintherain: 20-year-old young Black woman Megan Williams was held at a remote house in Big Creek and was tortured, sexually assaulted, and beaten for days before being discovered by the police. Once an assailant cut the victim’s ankle with a knife,
