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he-is-your-glass-of-tea: mcgarrygirl78: ceallaig1: human-cartography: kid-wiccan: coming out to your parents If you try for one second to tell me the X-Men isn’t an allegory for the gay rights movement, I will smack you. They weren’t even remotely
sesamestreethockey: anrdew: I want a remote that makes people shut the fuck up with the click of a button
sharonosbourne: hyphydollaz: sesamestreethockey: anrdew: I want a remote that makes people shut the fuck up with the click of a button This has too many notes to be safe omfg
of-danvid-and-stars: Have you noticed that Carlos never describes Cecil? Cecil has no set appearance, he just is. I have a theory that maybe the reason that Carlos can’t really describe Cecil is became there is something remotely the same and different
cityelf: creativerule34hentai: cityelf: I invite my closest friends and family to a gender reveal party, but when I open the box with maniacal flourish instead of pink or blue balloons, a television screen is revealed. I dim the lights remotely as
manywinged:butchflirt:manywinged:manywinged:why are superheroes always so worried about using their powers for ‘unnecessary’ stuff like the world isn’t going to end because you used your telekinesis to float the TV remote over to your
musterni-illustrates: musterni-illustrates: i watched my brother drop a remote on his foot and the only thing he said was “i am so sick of being alive” pls keep in mind this is the same 19 y/o that says “i’m going alien hunting” & then
futureofscience: Tiny Robots Step Closer to Treating Hard-To-Reach Parts of the Body“Tiny remotely operated robots could be designed to diagnose and treat illness in hard-to-reach areas of the human body, research suggests.In tests, a swarm of robots
browningtons: snakegay: i stumbled across this in a remote part of the lake and i really loved the surreality of it rate my melee set up
froody:My ideal date? You release me into the wild to hunt me for sport on your remote island BUT I’m not very good at hiding so you find me within 20 minutes. You hold the gun to my face but there is something so earnest in my eyes and hands that you
sexhaver:i don’t know what about this screenshot resonated with people so hard but im glad everyone’s having fun. also nobody in the notes guessing at the context is even remotely close to correct
dingdongyouarewrong:dingdongyouarewrong:just learned the lockpicking lawyer is an actual (retired) lawyer.. for some reason i assumed he wouldn’t be? like it didn’t remotely occur to me that a channel called the lockpicking lawyer would be a lawyer
leftshoeon: wncslut69: Would love for someone to buy me this. I’ve even put it on my Amazon wishlist. The one you can control over the Internet. Make me your remote slut… http://a.co/9vwyeui Want.
mako75: pandifreyan: mcgarrygirl78: ceallaig1: human-cartography: kid-wiccan: coming out to your parents If you try for one second to tell me the X-Men isn’t an allegory for the gay rights movement, I will smack you. They weren’t even remotely
targuzzler: targuzzler: does anyone still consider slenderman scary? like im a total wuss about horror movies but hes been so overexposed for years i dont find him remotely scary id be terrified if the lady from the great british bakeoff spontaneously
pandifreyan: mcgarrygirl78: ceallaig1: human-cartography: kid-wiccan: coming out to your parents If you try for one second to tell me the X-Men isn’t an allegory for the gay rights movement, I will smack you. They weren’t even remotely subtle
firstchurchofkink: Need to get a nice electric box that can be locked on the back of my chastity belt. Maybe with a remote control for the wife
rubberdollemmalee: “Happy 4th Advent Rubberwhore! I hope you’ll enjoy it all alone trapped between the latex sheets being fucked from your little remote estim box. I heard you deserved this treatment soooo much!” 💋The PervyDoll member’s area:
rubberdollemmalee: Mistress told her not to play with the electro stimulation devices she doesn’t know to use. But she was too curious about this device she only felt during the sessions and got a painful shock via remote access because Mistress
strawberry-bounce: blueklectic: dichotomized: Lina Medina is the youngest confirmed mother in medical history, giving birth at the age of five years, seven months and 17 days. From a remote village in Peru, in 1939 Medina was brought to a hospital
animericans: HI GUYS THIS FUCKING ROACH ON TWITTER USED MY PICTURE ON THE RIGHT TO MAKE A FUCKING RAPE JOKE AND I HAVE NO IDEA WHO IT IS BUT CAN YOU PLEASE REBLOG THIS AND REPORT THE TWEET BECAUSE THIS ISNT REMOTELY FUCKING FUNNY AND ITS HONESTLY ABOUT
did-you-kno: On a lush tropical island in a remote area of the Caribbean something, very peculiar is happening. The young girls in one village are turning into boys. This startling sex change is occurring naturally, and a team of scientists sent
hyphydollaz: sesamestreethockey: anrdew: I want a remote that makes people shut the fuck up with the click of a button this has too many notes to be safe
thenewrepublic: The Next Arab-Israeli War Will Be Fought with Drones Hezbollah’s drones represent the next evolution of warfare-by-remote-control, when weaponized robotic planes give terrorist groups de facto air forces. Illustration by Pilgrym.
mishasminions: hyphydollaz: sesamestreethockey: anrdew: I want a remote that makes people shut the fuck up with the click of a button this has too many notes to be safe
cicistories: When you agreed to let her help feminize you, to convert you, she promised you would be a woman at the end and she would be there to welcome you. You never knew passion remotely close to that in your life and you smiled at the thought of
an old art deco theatre in a small remote Australian country town. now there’s a nutty old bat living there, the kind that the local kids create legends about, but she’s most likely just a nice old lady.
sixpenceee: “Nestled in the hidden valleys of Shikoku, Japan, is the village of Nagoro. Its remote location has led its residents to leave for big cities in search for work. With not even a local store, there’s little reason for immigration,
and lastly here is a photo of me wearing what i wore today (obviously,ahem), it’s overexposed and out of focus because my remote gave up the ghost, but it’s the only one i liked so here you are. I like talking (or rather typing?) today.
skhole2use: Jesus Christ I have to lock down everything remotely phallic when I leave the faggot alone in the house!!
leticialatex: Testing the waters… ———- What the title says… Does anyone have any remote interest in some Futa art? I don’t think this is going to become a regular thing, but I’m curious to know if people are interested/disgusted/indifferent
z-co: one of my coworkers got a call (i work in a call center/tech support) from a customer that was really scared because supposedly the mafia was hacking her computer and they were stalking her…when finally my coworker took remote control of the
sixpenceee: Trash WaveIndonesian surfer Dede Surinaya catches a wave in a remote but garbage-covered bay on Java, Indonesia, the world’s most populated island. Photograph: Zak NoyleSource: The Guirdian
short-thvcknes: thedarkestlove: victorpopejr: The technology of tomorrow He needs to STOOOOOOOP We have the same fan remote…..
bowdowntobeef: surprisebitch: Just to remind you what is one of the most remotely iconic Grammy Awards performances of all time. Never forget who is the real Queen of Rap. And who delivered a performance art piece that not only showcases her superior
lioness-and-her-lion: Pre-sex foot job. Sorry no pics of the tussle. The camera unit got knocked down and neither one of us wanted to stop. We definitely need a photographer or one of them remote thingys. - Lion
just-plain-knee-dy: instructor144: grin-n-sin: Exactly. 💜💜 I do love me some accoutrements, but none of them are even remotely as effective as a snap of the finger, point at the floor, and a calm, businesslike “Down.” ☝️ Boom!
tsukishimacest: no but the thing about the hq anime is that it doesn’t come even vaguely remotely close to doing justice to just how beautiful koushi sugawara is tho
awkwardsituationist: photos of and by michael and taylor kittell from bolivia’s remote salar de uyuni salt flat. at over four thousand square miles, it’s the largest salt flat on the planet. and with a variation in surface elevation of less than
When Sir turns up the number on the electro plug remote
clevelandfag: Zach using Teamviewer to remote into some faggot’s computer so he can find personal information to exploit the fag, rape his paypal account, then delete a bunch of the faggot’s files.
allthingsvintagelovely: Black Lives Matter is held to such a ridiculously high standard. If anyone who is REMOTELY associated with BLM commits an act of violence, white people use it as an excuse to smear the name of the entire movement. Cops can
sabinemoran: -OPEN- “Oh hey, what’s up?” Sabine turned to look over her shoulder at the person who had entered. “Lost the fucking playstation remote, come help me?”
kitajgorod: Gallows Hill. A minor, remote hill, lost at the foots of former Riesageberche, now Karkonosze Mountains. This place has a long and stark history. In 1677, Carl Heinrich von Zierotin, a local baron, ordered an erection of the gallows, made
naughtynicegirl69: I looked up the tag “perfectly imperfect” on my blog search and this is one of the series that showed up! It was me using my remote for my camera so that I could take some selfies from a further away perspective. I think this series
dazykid: The magic carpet of scorpion weed in Mojave Desert, Utah Every few years for a few short weeks, this remote section of desert is transformed into a magic carpet of purple. But its beauty is best appreciated in a photo- locals talk of the plants
blake-the-half-demon: furbearingbrick: mehreenkasana: Except you are so daft, it’s not even remotely amusing. The USB key was essentially developed by a computer whiz to store data, information and other software in a mobile source from one computer
wncslut69: Would love for someone to buy me this. I’ve even put it on my Amazon wishlist. The one you can control over the Internet. Make me your remote slut… http://a.co/9vwyeui
flowerette: i quite like myselfslouched over a television with a broken remote,pale skin alive with glowing colours at 3:33 in the morning i think i am at my bestwhen i am hoveredover the kitchen sink just after darkrunning hot waterover my raw fingers
mrgolightly: 31 Horror Movies in 31 Days (24/31) Psycho (1960)dir. Alfred Hitchcock A Phoenix secretary steals ุ,000 from her employer’s client, goes on the run and checks into a remote motel run by a young man under the domination of his mother.
