the remote
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the remote clips
the remote videos
imsohornyithurts: alyssabehungry: peterbuii: legitkev: 32andgrandma: phocookie: kimjars: my dad’s reaction to 2 girls 1 cup omg Kim you did not. LMAOO hehehohohohohoho when he smacks you in the head with the remote hahaha omg… “crazy
hello2mybitchez: welldeservedrestraint: it vibrates at 5 intensities, is very quiet and I have the remote. -Y Tell me mooooooooooooore. I’m beyond interested in this. -F That was actually part of the quote from whoever I reblogged this from.
pr0jectneedlemouse: In the remote mountain forests of Nabari, Japan, there is a giant Sonic statue - purchased from a now-defunct SEGA World location, and nailed to some trees on the side of a rural highway.
female-orgasm-denial: If she let go of the headboard, it would stop.If she came off her toes, it would stop.If she closed her mouth, it would stop.But until then the remote control toy would vibe hard against her g-spot twice every minute, making her
altfeminism: female-orgasm-denial:If she let go of the headboard, it would stop.If she came off her toes, it would stop.If she closed her mouth, it would stop.But until then the remote control toy would vibe hard against her g-spot twice every minute,
box-hound: ossicle: daftlypunk: these are the six ugliest men ive ever seen Oatmeal Where are that man’s eyebrows?
squishabledotcom: The Squishable Sheepdog is here! Fluffy, adorable and ready to herd all your sheep! Or at least, herd the remote and snuggle down for popcorn and a movie!http://www.squishable.com/pc/squish_sheepdog_15/Big_Animals/Squishable+Sheepdog
sissyslutcaps: Some of your older brother’s friends started to notice how much you where developing. One of them took an exacto knife to your jeans, but just enough to compromise the stitching. Then he hid the remote and kept pestering you to go change
melonmemes: Hit the AV button on the remote
melonmemes:Hit the AV button on the remote
visitheworld:The remote village of Stykkið on the west coast of Faroe Islands (by patano).
pegmecaptions: My wife and I have both worn plugs in our asses (under clothes of course) out in public places… but we haven’t tried vibrating ones yet. That would be a lot of fun to give each other the remote control to the other one’s plug. Hmmmm…
shortsweet-n-sassy: I had this in me all night, J had the remote and enjoyed watching me squirm, always at the most inappropriate times😳
zephyrbaron: mtrstephen: altfeminism: female-orgasm-denial: If she let go of the headboard, it would stop.If she came off her toes, it would stop.If she closed her mouth, it would stop.But until then the remote control toy would vibe hard against
bbwsrock: laurathefatty: Just playing around with different lighting and the remote earlier today. No editing. Guest starring: Amos the cat. (via TumbleOn)
banditshepherd: Locked, Charged, and shocking. I don’t have the keys or the remote. Time to behave myself.
buildingabetterbimbo: daddy-icebear: blankbecky: ministryofsluts: She agreed to wear the remote-controlled vibrator in her panties just like she yes to anything He asked of her. But she had no idea that the new toy would be a total game changer until
humanoidhistory: Mark Hamill, Anthony Daniels, and the remote controlled R2-D2 at the 1978 Academy Awards.
45-9mm-5-56mm: arpeggia: Dietmar Eckell - Happy End, 2010-2013 Happy End is a photo-project about miracles in aviation history - 15 airplanes that had forced landings but ALL on board survived and were rescued from the remote locations. The planes
earthstory: The difference between a good photograph and a National Geographic photograph is often just a slight shift in perspective. Sometimes a ladder is really inexpensive tool (less so in my case, since I had to fly it to the remote Indian Ocean
oldadverts: Sony Elcaset E-7 Created in 1976, the Elcaset format only lasted till 1980 before being abandoned. Hope that cord on the ‘remote’ is longer than it looks.
husbandwantstowatch: nakedcascadia: I had this in me all night, J had the remote and enjoyed watching me squirm, always at the most inappropriate times… oooo yea
sheer-desires: “I can’t believe that he has the remote for this! How are you going to make it through the day?”
fantasywifeuniverse: Ok, I said you could use the remote during our vacation, but there’s no way I’m wearing this bikini. It’s obscene – and uncomfortable! I don’t care if the resort is adults only, this thing would barely covers anything before
pettyrevenge: My stepdad was a massive control freak with a ridiculous temper.He controlled every aspect of our lives, but he was especially bad about the TV. He always had to have his chair and always had the remote, no matter what. Not even my mom
strongly considering putting in the remote toy to get through the rest of work
*christian life coaching shit comes on* *fumbles for the remote so fast that i fall on the floor*
couger52: Lost the remote for the tv? Can u help me find it? ☺👀😜
shanellbklyn: latestbutgreatest: dayumshecangetit: scarrlettjohanson: Here it is if you haven’t seen my legacy yet This is accurate as fuck She forgot the comparison! Y’all be grabbing remotes and Febreeze cans and shit 😂 ☝️ That’s
channiall: if i was dating harry styles we would have morning sex afternoon sex dinner sex back seat of the car sex after meal sex i made pancakes sex good morning sex where is the remote sex they kids are at school sex you won another award sex shower
weedansexual: heygingergirl: Yes. Minus the “give” part. I’d have fun with the remote :) …. turn it to high as your ordering ….. could you keep a straight face ?
amature-wives: Hubby likes the way I reach for the remote!
fuckyeah-tobyturner: Toby Turner - Youtube Career Defining videos Part 1 Dramatic Song Nugget In A Biscuit What I would Do With The Remote From Click Assassins Creed Literal Trailer I can Swing My Sword The Sideburns Song
daddys-littlesluts: “Just take a seat next to my sister”, your brother said. “I’m going to try and find it. It’s probably gonna take a while so make yourself at home”. You don’t have to tell me twice. I grabbed the remote and put on the
thivus: pr0jectneedlemouse: In the remote mountain forests of Nabari, Japan, there is a giant Sonic statue - purchased from a now-defunct SEGA World location, and nailed to some trees on the side of a rural highway. shrine to a local god
msamericna:i think what’s on a person’s nightstand is very telling so reblog this and put in the tags the things you have on your nightstand
lily6988:shortsweet-n-sassy:I had this in me all night, J had the remote and enjoyed watching me squirm, always at the most inappropriate times😳 fireman6a4 I would gladly let you do this and have this control over me
ginger-mouse: withoutmedication: luxuryaccommodations: Top 10 Overwater Bungalows Whether perched above a quixotic lagoon somewhere in the remote waters of the Indian Ocean, or accompanied by a glistening plunge pool, these overwater bungalows that
alxpassingby: Cartoons, coffee, weed, and I just lost the remote in the couch. Guess I’m not going very far today! #stoners #stonersunday #sundayfunday #marijuana #teentitains
hotlezlez: hotlezlez:I had this in me all night, I had the remote and enjoyed watching me squirm, always at the most inappropriate times😳
radicaltraditionalism: Wooden bridge at the entrance of the remote village of Athamania, Trikala, Greece.
getamongst-it: pretty sure that’s the dusty mauve car with the remote turbo?
fuck-me-please-you: training-your-property: lzyphre: mysteryteens2: Daddy did this to me too. Having hands tied up makes the remote controlled vibrating dildo so much more so agony. It’s wonderful. Girls you should all try Hot! The perfect thing
razorshapes: Edible Landscapes by Eszter Burghardt Eszter Burghardt creates wonderful miniature landscapes using primarily food and random objects from her studio. Her work is based on the remote and isolated geography of Iceland and the vast and
visitheworld: The remote village of Stykkið on the west coast of Faroe Islands (by patano)
tangodeltawilli: Look at that stupid expression on his face.I don’t think he has any idea that Amy told us about how he can’t stand to be teased.I don’t think he knows she gave us the remote to the shock collar on his balls either.This is going
gentlemantyrant: modern-air-travel: female-orgasm-denial: If she let go of the headboard, it would stop.If she came off her toes, it would stop.If she closed her mouth, it would stop.But until then the remote control toy would vibe hard against her
bdsm-place: Loads’a’rope - I like ;) I’ll give you a little break before we finish the mummification and get your hood on. I’m gonna have a blast with the remote control vibrator in your pussy once you’re encased.
Don’t give me that look, I didn’t even use the full hood! I’m gonna have fun with the remote control vibrator, I don’t think you’ll be able to get it out any time soon.
