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morbidlyhopeless: laurathefatty: Just playing around with different lighting and the remote earlier today. No editing. Guest starring: Amos the cat. Almost too pretty to tease? That’s a weird feeling.
fisting-her-holes: Enjoy the best Fist SEX I found the remote
“the moment i wake up, i grab the remotes and scroll up…” NW my best friends wedding :) (Taken with Instagram)
smokinghotcouple: suckmyhusbandscock: theirkitten: mysexploring: homeshibari: Lush vibrator on public We visited a local cafe. My wife weared Lush vibrator inside and I played with the remote. Wife constantly glances at the right side because there
homeshibari: Lush vibrator on public We visited a local cafe. My wife weared Lush vibrator inside and I played with the remote. Wife constantly glances at the right side because there was waitress who cleaned table next to us. BTW, Lush is a very fun
jesfacials: homeshibari: Lush vibrator on public We visited a local cafe. My wife weared Lush vibrator inside and I played with the remote. Wife constantly glances at the right side because there was waitress who cleaned table next to us. BTW, Lush
did-you-kno: Raised off-the-grid in the remote Oregon wilderness, artist Gypsie Raliegh takes inspiration from anxiety, death, and heartbreak and combines darkness with whimsy in her comics to explore loneliness as a way of life. Source
win4g: homeshibari: Lush vibrator on public We visited a local cafe. My wife weared Lush vibrator inside and I played with the remote. Wife constantly glances at the right side because there was waitress who cleaned table next to us. BTW, Lush is
littlemisskeyholder: Hmm, is that thing she’s holding the remote control for the shock collar locked to his balls?
Larfleeze encounters one of the few things in all of existence that for all of his avaricious impulses he can’t bring himself to even remotely want: Matrimony And apparently G'Nort Ships it. To be fair, his first marriage probably really soured
attagoodboy:No honey, I’m not going to hand you the remote. I decide what we are going to watch on the TV. Actually, I decide pretty much everything and you better get used to that. Nooo, of course I’m not angry with you. I know how men are. When
did-you-kno: As WWII escalated, Lamarr was motivated to find a way to steer torpedoes by remote control using changing radio frequencies, which she called “frequency hopping,” so that the transmissions could not be jammed by enemies. She donated
pr0jectneedlemouse: In the remote mountain forests of Nabari, Japan, there is a giant Sonic statue - purchased from a now-defunct SEGA World location, and nailed to some trees on the side of a rural highway.
animelover031011: 30 Day Anime ChallengeDay 10: Favorite Fighter Anime #2: Fullmetal Alchemist: BrotherhoodBrothers Edward and Alphonse Elric are raised by their mother Trisha in the remote village of Risembool in the country of Amestris. Their father
pear-and-bear: sexy cowgirl video part 1 of 2 using my brand new wireless utimi egg - it’s such a great sex toy! bear had the remote and he was controlling my clit like the conductor of a grand symphony orchestra, making me cum uncontrollably until
epicweapon666: Let’s play hide and seek sissy. As you are blind folded we will let your nipple,cock and ball shockers be your guide. I’m about to set the remote so as you get closer to it and me the shocks get stronger and every minute longer then
amixedreality: am I the only person who says ‘ow’ in surprise even if what happened didn’t remotely hurt me
2sexy2bshy: mysteryteens2: Daddy did this to me too. Having hands tied up makes the remote controlled vibrating dildo so much more so agony. It’s wonderful. Girls you should all try The wifey sure loves it 😋😜#all2sexy
melbournedominant: female-orgasm-denial: If she let go of the headboard, it would stop.If she came off her toes, it would stop.If she closed her mouth, it would stop.But until then the remote control toy would vibe hard against her g-spot twice every
fuck-me-please-you: training-your-property: lzyphre: mysteryteens2: Daddy did this to me too. Having hands tied up makes the remote controlled vibrating dildo so much more so agony. It’s wonderful. Girls you should all try Hot! The perfect thing
So...I just used that huge ass (pun) vibrating butt plug for the first time. It was amazing, but I'd like it even more if a lovely fellow had control of the remote...and of my clit.
She was looking for the remote for the TV and it was right up under her ass
youremrgray: The remote control was just the beginning 😆
gooningout: Mature gooner so into his cock that he cannot barely control the remote to play his favorite moments from his porn DVD. From the series: So deep in my cock.
dicksplit: When someone snatches the remote and changes the channel
shortsweet-n-sassy: I had this in me all night, J had the remote and enjoyed watching me squirm, always at the most inappropriate times😳
As I was taking this picture, I knocked the remote with my elbow and it went flying. On the bright side, it’s gummy vampire teeth season again.
hypnodiapermaster: Nice extra padding and the addition of a vib ;-) Now of course you should not be holding the remote yourself…
tortureanddenial: I cannot believe it. It took me weeks of seduction to trick him into wearing my chastity belt. It took me months of teasing to get him where I needed him to be. In the end he did everything for me, just for the remote chance that I
slutrating: Task: Put a vibrating egg in your pussy and a buttplug in your ass before going out. Give the remote to him and try to maintain composure throughout the night. Slut Level 3 Title: Naughty party slut Slut rating: 7,5 Click here to submit
pegmecaptions: My wife and I have both worn plugs in our asses (under clothes of course) out in public places… but we haven’t tried vibrating ones yet. That would be a lot of fun to give each other the remote control to the other one’s plug. Hmmmm…
sean3116: on the phone with a time warner customer service rep. he’s trying to remotely reboot a router in my hotel. he’s getting so frustrated though, I think he forgot I was there and started swearing at his computer. even time warner is fed up
Like, everytime anything even remotely bad-ish happens in fandom, everyone falls all over themselves panicking and yelling that the show will be cancelled because of it. It doesn’t really work like that, there’s VERY few things that get a
filmtv:Scully: Those were the most paranoid people I have ever met. I don’t know how you could think that what they say is even remotely plausible.
kimwxlers:Okay, you know you’re not using that remotely correctly?ONLY MURDERS IN BUILDING S02E01, “Persons of Interest”
x-hentainime-x: http://x-hentainime-x.tumblr.com/ So that’s where the remote went…can you change the channel?
latinalover22389: the remote fell off the bed while we were fucking so i told her to get down and find it…lol
itscolossal: Two Biologists Explore the Remote Rainforests of the Ecuadorian Andes to Document Fungi
youreyesblazeout: there’s nothing accidental, there’s nothing random, there’s nothing remotely hurried in the way you love me… and yet it always catches me off guard.
sheer-desires: “I can’t believe that he has the remote for this! How are you going to make it through the day?”
kiefeon:looks like im flipping off the camera, when its really how im just holding the remote :p
melonmemes: Hit the AV button on the remote
visitheworld: The remote village of Stykkið on the west coast of Faroe Islands (by patano).
bradical: odditiesoflife: The Largest Trees on Earth - California’s Disappearing Redwoods When gold was discovered in north-western California in 1850, thousands crowded the remote redwood region in search of riches and new lives. Failing in efforts
perlukafari: Once they got together, Cas would always be telling Dean he loves him, for literally the smallest thing like getting him a cup of coffee or handing him the remote. And Dean would blush and get all flustered every time, but he’d also be
exhibitionist-wife: Me: Are you sure the remote is under here?Hubby: Yep…pretty sure. I think it fell way in the back.
potatosaq-deactivated20161007: Underwater photography of scuba divers, coral, or wildlife can sometimes seem commonplace regardless of the remote destination or subject, but Indonesian photographer Hengki Koentjoro (previously here and here) bucks the
hattu-aki: On some evenings his father’s gaze drifts into a remote distance, inundated by the distasteful memories that wither him from within. Only a helping of tea can serve as a temporal remedy, and Hiroomi represses his usual snarky temperament
slave2womyn: girlsrule-subsdrool: She likes control. In today’s modern Femdom relationships, there is no more arguing about who gets the remote or what shows to watch. . As a matter of fact, the male’s television viewing time is cut down substantially.
lipsofmercury: So many new talents! FYI for the first picture I had to click the remote shutter with my tongue…
hollyparkerrr: Remote Photographer/Model: Holly Parker Lingerie: Calvin Klein Not Quite Naked: Model and Photographer of the Day
marioncolibraries: Can’t get enough of these horror shows? Put down the remote and pick up one of these books. If you like American Horror Story: Coven, then read: Deliverance from Evil by Frances Hill - This book takes you back to the place where
visitheworld: The remote village of Stykkið on the west coast of Faroe Islands (by patano)
