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I honestly don’t even care that much, personally. It was one silly social media post that I honestly believe was an ignorant error rather than anything even remotely malicious. The post itself really doesn’t matter in the grand scheme of things (its
gabrielcrossgayporn: Click Here For Free Video ClipFor vacationing lovers Scotty Zee and Gabriel Cross, a weekend getaway at a remote vineyard B&B is just what the doctor ordered to cure them of their city restlessness, and once they arrive at the
totallyfubar: The shark doesn’t remotely give a shit, he’s got better things to do “fuckin surfers think they’re the tastiest shit out there, nah son, seals are where it’s at. I gotta find me some fuckin seals”
sheepuppy: Chanda- (thanks to Dinii for the name!) Is an efreet/djinnWishes? What? No- there is no rubbing of the lamp. She only grants erotic wishes ;3On her own remote island of servants, she does what she wants…and possibly what you want too =3the
boyzmeat: bdt1990: On the way home from work this morning :p sorry it’s not the best quality No one even remotely this hot at my Wal Mart.
bogleech: Imagine being the one person in the pokemon world without any remote interest in pokemon like just sick of lava dinosaurs singeing your grass and telepathic giant moths rooting in your garbage, god damn it, all you want is to paint your model
nubbsgalore: for over a thousand years, the indigenous nenets have moved seasonally with their reindeer along ancient migration routes in the yamal peninsula. but this remote region of northwest siberia, a vast tundra wilderness that stretches deep into
z-co: one of my coworkers got a call (i work in a call center/tech support) from a customer that was really scared because supposedly the mafia was hacking her computer and they were stalking her…when finally my coworker took remote control of the
meladoodle: my dad accidentally pressed the eject button on the dvd remote and said ‘oops i accidentally ejaculated’
mishasminions: hyphydollaz: sesamestreethockey: anrdew: I want a remote that makes people shut the fuck up with the click of a button this has too many notes to be safe
everyonelikesthe-drooms: sesamestreethockey: anrdew: I want a remote that makes people shut the fuck up with the click of a button
americasgreatoutdoors: As if Fantasy Canyon isn’t already a great name, this remote wonderland in Utah has also been called “The Devil’s Playground” and “Hades Pit.” Off the beaten path of more famous Southwestern sites, Fantasy Canyon is
themythoffingerprints: The look of concern is the only thing that remotely works for me.
themythoffingerprints:The look of concern is the only thing that remotely works for me.
did-you-kno: HAPPY 101st BIRTHDAY TO THE LATE HEDY LAMARR As WWII escalated, Lamarr was motivated to find a way to steer torpedoes by remote control using changing radio frequencies, which she called “frequency hopping,” so that the transmissions
coffee-clubbers: Dear Stanimal and Clubbers, Happy May the Fourth! As a Star Wars lover, I couldn’t pass up the chance for a themed shoot today :) This lightsaber is actually a remote controlled wall light, but I thought I should get some fun photos
did-you-kno: On a lush tropical island in a remote area of the Caribbean something, very peculiar is happening. The young girls in one village are turning into boys. This startling sex change is occurring naturally, and a team of scientists sent
blondebrainpower: Kids remote learning during a polio outbreak in the 1940′s. Teachers read lessons over the radio.
classichorrorblog: Psycho (1960) Directed by Alfred Hitchcock A Phoenix secretary steals money from her employer’s client, goes on the run and checks into a remote motel run by a young man under the domination of his mother.
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allthingsvintagelovely: Black Lives Matter is held to such a ridiculously high standard. If anyone who is REMOTELY associated with BLM commits an act of violence, white people use it as an excuse to smear the name of the entire movement. Cops can
sphenodontia: Case Study: ClefableCuriously, the arrival of Clefable on Earth has resulted in a number of rapid and significant mutations in their DNA. The timid and flighty nature of most Clefable, coupled with their often remote locations, has
thisisbullcrap: plaidsunglasses: davekat: prettygender: jencorpsichord: softjessepinkman: Sonic Remote, The Art Director, and my phone is still a non-phone so i guess i’ll use my last skype message which is just “yeah” Sonic Sleep mask, The
sixpenceee: The real vampire slayers Article by Dr Timothy Taylor/Independent In 2004, Romanian police were called to investigate the desecration of a grave in a remote village just south of Transylvania. What they discovered there could
blueandbusted: redhottness: She hired a dominatrix to teach her how to enjoy hurting you. The Dom’s method was strange, but simple. Your girlfriend was wearing a remote activated clitoral vibrator that was sound activated. The mic was strapped to
theaudacitytobebeautiful: I love how the backup dancers move as if they were being controlled by a universal remote with the pause and play effect. This has to be my favorite of his submissions. It’s a lot cleaner, but I did expect a groove during
cherishmyslave:“When I summon you to me with the bell or my remote cock shocker, unless I give you contrary orders upon entering the room, you should greet a Superior properly. I’ve trained you to immediately drop to your knees with your lips
fetishweekly: Hello, hello! Welcome to Fetish Weekly. I’ll be your host & remote sub, Hazel. ;) As you can probably guess by the name, you’ll find new photo sets here every week. In case you really need to know the very momentI update, you can
indigenousdialogues: “Tatyana Yushmanova lives and works in Moscow, but she looks for inspiration in the place where she spent her childhood – a remote village in the Yaroslavl Region. Notwithstanding that she was born in a family where everybody
mako75: pandifreyan: mcgarrygirl78: ceallaig1: human-cartography: kid-wiccan: coming out to your parents If you try for one second to tell me the X-Men isn’t an allegory for the gay rights movement, I will smack you. They weren’t even remotely
hyphydollaz: sesamestreethockey: anrdew: I want a remote that makes people shut the fuck up with the click of a button this has too many notes to be safe
mistresse68: Wireless remote butt plug, vibrating butt plug against the balls and caged cock (little improv using a hair tie) electrodes and a feather duster/crop and flogger! It’s good to be the Queen! Good job princess!
nmaedger: pink-erotica: Oh God Yes!!!! Cum has such a unique flavor, nothing else tastes remotely similar. The way a man tastes when you’ve given him the most intense physical pleasure he can possibly experience, and he’s lost control and surrendered
foulfoulstories: This is another occasion where I can’t say anything remotely sexy. What could I say? Something about the bike? I think not. More to the point, this girl is freaking gorgeous how is that even fair?
buggerygrips: gallifrey-feels: jebiwonkenobi: ellev: Oh my GOD, Owen. It entertains me that their organization was not even remotely secret. I imagine the locals all rolling their eyes whenever the team runs past, because it’s like when your kids
theasgardiandetective: spitfirerose: theasgardiandetective: *Puts on video game music playlist to help focus on homework* *Isn’t even remotely productive until a song from Pokemon comes on* It’s because you feel the need to be the very best, like
doodlejinx: benchflip: I won’t lie, the only reason I’m even remotely interested in the Warcraft (Orc and Human Extravaganza) movie is because apparently there are like one or two elves in it. #good high quality cgi elves#with ridiculous eyebrows#in
naughtynicegirl69: I looked up the tag “perfectly imperfect” on my blog search and this is one of the series that showed up! It was me using my remote for my camera so that I could take some selfies from a further away perspective. I think this series
kindlybeatingher: tease-and-torment-for-slavegirls: hornydeniedgirl: Ohhhhhh fuck I wanna do that so bad!! Having your girl where a remote control vibrator all the time she’s out of the house will reinforce your control over her. You don’t even
tinyblondebaby:atrainwreckwhore:lisasloves:I think she’s in trouble. 🔥🔥🔥the annual company party was a week after i was hired so i didn’t know anyone and being a remote job i hadn’t even met my bosses yet. thankfully the party made sure
jusdechatte: reverseracism: White People are disgusting. None of this is even remotely funny How the fuck is it funny to make a child feel uncomfortable and unsafe? How the fuck is it funny to scare a mother into thinking that her child is going to
yadoking: official-dedede: look at this image of bowser’s hand holding this bowser themed wii remote even bowser, the king of koopas, a fire breathing, earth shattering monster, wears the wiimote wristband
browningtons: snakegay: i stumbled across this in a remote part of the lake and i really loved the surreality of it rate my melee set up
jukeboxemcsa: “I’m sorry,” Leon said, as Laura grabbed herself by the hair and physically pulled her back down the hall. “Did you say you were going somewhere?”“Wha-what’s happening, what going on, what’s…” It didn’t seem remotely
enchantedengland: Wistmans Wood in the ancient high-level woodlands of Dartmoor in Devon, south west England, is one of three remote copses of stunted oaks and I LOVE THESE STUNTED OAKS. The name probably derives from Wisht-man’s wood,
he-is-your-glass-of-tea: mcgarrygirl78: ceallaig1: human-cartography: kid-wiccan: coming out to your parents If you try for one second to tell me the X-Men isn’t an allegory for the gay rights movement, I will smack you. They weren’t even remotely
fuckyeahmalfoy-: living-death: Daniel is a great inspiration for all of us, certainly for me. No one could possible do the job remotely as good as Daniel does it. And he does it with such passion and enjoyment that it’s really uplifting for the rest
swagintherain: 20-year-old young Black woman Megan Williams was held at a remote house in Big Creek and was tortured, sexually assaulted, and beaten for days before being discovered by the police. Once an assailant cut the victim’s ankle with a knife,
