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there’s something comforting about a bed on the floor, it represents somebody who doesn’t quite have their shit together, i like that.
philherrupp: Sure as shit does. So much so, in fact, that after my baby fell into my bed, I very quickly started sending hubby outta town on business trips. One of the innumerable benefits of owning your own business & having your husband work
drackiszunk: My phone has the most shit battery and its about to die and I’m not getting out of bed to get my charger so I’ll just tumbl till it dies. Story of my life
jem-sie: this-fucking-bitch: jem-sie: stressed out? masturbate have a headache? masturbate gotta leave? stay in bed, masturbate have so much shit to do? who cares!masturbate I don’t know how I feel about this post well the point is to feel yourself
city-fog-and-brave-dialogue: ioweyouasoul: LISTEN UP MOTHER FUCKERS SEE THIS WEBSITE? ITS CALLED WOLFRAM ALPHA THIS IS THE BEST GODDAMN WEBSITE FOR ACADEMIC SHIT. FUCK GOOGLE. THIS MOTHERFUCKER WILL LET YOU SEARCH “HOSPITAL BEDS IN CHAD VS.
oh my god, i’m one of those gays that don’t do shit but makes their partner do everything in bed. lol i gotta change that, i’m too cute-ish for all dat. idk when i was 18/19 i was down for any and everything. at the age of 20, i feel like i think
animetitle:god i love being part of the internet’s most monetarily worthless user base. i love going to bed knowing that at least one social media site isn’t making shit off my presence.
youarefuckingmajestic: IF YOUR IDEA OF SELF CARE IS EATING COMFORT FOOD AND WATCHING TWENTY EPISODES OF A THING IN ONE NIGHT FROM THE COMFORT OF YOUR BED THEN YOU FUCKING DO THAT. YOU DESERVE TO BE HAPPY YOU MAJESTIC LITTLE SHIT.
philherrupp: “I know, Mom. I know. That’s why you divorced his limp little dick, kicked his lame ass to the curb, and moved me into your bed, remember?”“Oooooh shit, you’re right, baby , you’re right! Mommy traded up!”“Got that
trogdorthe-burninator: youarefuckingmajestic: IF YOUR IDEA OF SELF CARE IS EATING COMFORT FOOD AND WATCHING TWENTY EPISODES OF A THING IN ONE NIGHT FROM THE COMFORT OF YOUR BED THEN YOU FUCKING DO THAT. YOU DESERVE TO BE HAPPY YOU MAJESTIC LITTLE SHIT.
vaginawoolf: coolator: i wanna be one of those people who does yoga at sunrise and drinks water out of mason jars filled with berries and twigs and shit #*rolls out of bed at 1 pm and pours whiskey in my coffee* #basically the same thing
princesses-little-land: stuffiesandcollars:wtfgadgets: Feeling creative! Check out the doodle by stitch duvet set. Draw shit all over your bed, then when your bored wash it out. Great for mischievous kids who like to draw where they aren’t supposed
karnythia: magnacarterholygrail: jcoleknowsbest: LISTEN.. I still got the scar to prove it…. my eyes just watered remembering this shit I gave up having a standard bed frame for years because of this corner. Yeeouch.
hersheywrites: takeprideinyourheritage: His victim testified he raped her in bed with her infant, called her ghetto piece of shit. How can you feel safe when it’s the police kicking down your door, attacking you. By @please_wake_up - 24 Year Old
yobootyassgirl: afrodite-athena: kingofhispaniola: bishopmyles: beam-meh-up-scotty: imdemetrialynn: sweetlutopia: Thought I was the only one who did this lmao right 😂😂😂 Ya’ll ain’t shit lmao I’m going to bed y'all so trifling
poyntrsiztr: luv4daddy: menofage: whatdaddywants111: gorgeous Fuck… I can just tell that he is amazing in bed. holy shit! this handsome, sexy daddy is the stuff of pussyboys’ dreams Agreed ineffable qualities ….clearly,he is a hotter than
livebloggingmydescentintomadness: reluctantbadger: #I could watch this moment a million times. just get on the fucking bed and kiss him with your mouth you piece of shit
animetitle: god i love being part of the internet’s most monetarily worthless user base. i love going to bed knowing that at least one social media site isn’t making shit off my presence.
legaleesi: tropicalhomestead: animetitle: god i love being part of the internet’s most monetarily worthless user base. i love going to bed knowing that at least one social media site isn’t making shit off my presence. Math time: ũ.1 billion paid
witchgansey: like in all fairness, fuck victor frankenstein ,, but tbh if i’d spent a shit ton of time on something and it didn’t turn out exactly how i wanted, i too would go to bed and let the situation go completely out of control, resulting in
mynewurl: mynewurl: this website has destroyed my sense of humour, last night i was in bed with my bf and i had a mental image of an egg with the word suspicious written on it and honestly lost my shit
slavery: 23mmofmilk: slavery: Name something better than busting a fat cum in the morning taking a big fat SHIT in your bed
a-broken-hearted-girls-blog: Go to bed now, little gurl. Good night. Remember, I like getting up at night to pee, so be prepared. And if I have to shit, you can blow me by the way. 🌸🌸🌸
awakemy-ssoul: Piece of shit life. If I don’t do some kind of drug soon I’m gonna go nuts. The only thing I like in my life right now is my bed. I’m a friendless fuck with nothing to live for anymore. Fjjshsjrbdjsmbrkd Thats what society has make
firstjumperonfire: okcupidescapades: one time when i was a little drunk and laying in bed with a guy, i kissed his neck and mumbled “i could beat the shit out of you” in his ear. he said “i know” imagine your otp
black–twitter: Dead ass I be feeling mad shitty so I gotta make the shit right before I go to bed.
IF YOUR IDEA OF SELF CARE IS EATING COMFORT FOOD AND WATCHING TWENTY EPISODES OF A THING IN ONE NIGHT FROM THE COMFORT OF YOUR BED THEN YOU FUCKING DO THAT. YOU DESERVE TO BE HAPPY YOU MAJESTIC LITTLE SHIT.
As I laid back in my bed, checking the messages on my phone, Sumi came from my bathroom butt ass naked. Even though I didn’t want it to, my dick reacted immediately, and she reached right for it, taking it out. “Shit,” I grumbled when she sucked
narcotic: I hate when you sit in class and do absolutely nothing like, I could do this shit in the comfort of my own bed.
vaginawoolf:coolator: i wanna be one of those people who does yoga at sunrise and drinks water out of mason jars filled with berries and twigs and shit #*rolls out of bed at 1 pm and pours whiskey in my coffee* #basically the same thing
socialsociety: “How in the hell could a man enjoy being awakened at 8:30 a.m. by an alarm clock, leap out of bed, dress, force-feed, shit, piss, brush teeth and hair, and fight traffic to get to a place where essentially you made lots of money for
emmylucifer replied to your photo: friday night in. weeeee. dude can we please be anti social together i didnt do shit tonight ugh, yes please. my bed is big enough for the both of us, honey.
incest-pit:Your parents would completely lose their shit if they saw you like this: straddling your cousin, kissing her hungrily. Never mind the incest, you being in bed with another woman on its own would be enough to get them to freak out. For you,
jodeine: paintdeath: Summer is the most depressing season all I do is lie in bed n b depressed about shit
interplanetaryconnections: I’ve been out doing shit pretty much constantly for the past 2 days, it feels so good to be relaxing in bed.
p0isone: find someone who will bite your neck and make you scream and then afterwards hand you a beer and eat pizza with you in bed. i think that’s what matters. someone you can hangout with after making your body shake. that’s the shit right
lozalovesyou: liftedandgiftedd: I either want to be super productive and get my shit together or I want to lay in bed for the rest of my life and do absolutely nothing. there is no in between God bless this post
tradethugdc: cuntriboi: mistabangcock: royalpain24: Talk about murder, Nobody could ever fuck me like this He’s a beast! Shit I started to get up and make him dinner! Put the kids to bed!
lady-of-the-flies: I just kinda wanna cuddle in bed all cute and shit until hands start to wonder and things get a little less cute and a little more…
hunky-daddy: jeneealbertson: princesses-little-land: stuffiesandcollars:wtfgadgets: Feeling creative! Check out the doodle by stitch duvet set. Draw shit all over your bed, then when your bored wash it out. Great for mischievous kids who like to draw
killakillakadafi191: bstrokes: coziestbbw: warrmack: sassysexydiva: killakillavideos3: Put her ass to bed right The face, that’s when he is satisfying your soul! Good shit Killa!! I need some gangsta love She my type all day and when them
lady-of-the-flies: I just kinda wanna cuddle in bed all cute and shit until hands start to wander and things get a little less cute and a little more…
ioweyouasoul: LISTEN UP MOTHER FUCKERS SEE THIS WEBSITE? ITS CALLED WOLFRAM ALPHA THIS IS THE BEST GODDAMN WEBSITE FOR ACADEMIC SHIT. FUCK GOOGLE. THIS MOTHERFUCKER WILL LET YOU SEARCH “HOSPITAL BEDS IN CHAD VS. IRAN” AND IT GIVES YOU A
