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ouieer: I have the greatest feeling that I’m about to fuck shit up. I mean… you can also use the jar for tequila right??? Must have lost this somewhere under my bed.
ouieer: ouieer: I have the greatest feeling that I’m about to fuck shit up. I mean… you can also use the jar for tequila right??? Must have lost this somewhere under my bed.
lovethefamly: Damn, someone sent me a titty image on snapchat. Hm, I don’t recognize the username. Cool, she has the same phone cover as my sister. Oh my god that’s my bed in the background, shit, this is from my bedroom. -Guys, I need to go home!
“I find suggestion a hell of a lot more provocative than explicit detail. You didn’t see Clark [Gable] and Vivien [Leigh] rolling around in bed in Gone With The Wind, but you saw that shit eating grin on her face the next morning and you knew damned
Never asked you to sacrifice anything in the last year and the one time I've had a shit day, you can't even sacrifice a good night to lay by my side in bed while I try to be happy. Your priorities are the shittiest
plode: there’s something charming, sometimes, about a bed that sits on the floor. i don’t know why, and i certainly don’t think that it’s inherently telling. but it often gives the impression that maybe a person doesn’t have their shit completely
there’s something charming, sometimes, about a bed that sits on the floor. i don’t know why, and i certainly don’t think that it’s inherently telling. but it often gives the impression that maybe a person doesn’t have their shit completely
seize-fate-by-the-throat: To the anon that wanted a before and after makeup photo, here’s 2 photos of me without makeup, just woke up from bed. I’m a monster, I know haha. I don’t plan on getting my makeup and shit together until later. Enjoy
pitlessplumtree: The best thing about getting home at 7am? Taking the time to appreciate my body shape before I get into my own bed finally. Also, getting to take off my pants and bra again - because that shits restricting haha
disgustinggirls: Why should I spoil the best moment of the day ? Why should I get up from my sweet bed, sit on a cold toilet seat, shit in a big bowl of cold water, and wipe my asshole with hard paper ? In this luxury hotel of Kiev, I can choose
cheatersandcucks: “Sweetie! What the fuck are you doing?” you ask, upon walking into your bedroom where your pregnant wife was getting fucked on your bed by her coworker.“Oh shit, honey!” your wife said, moaning as the other man fucked her. “You’re
a-family-man: left this playing on loop on my big brother’s computer. now i’m just waiting naked on my bed until he finds it. i bet he has the biggest cock and the moment he gets home, that shit is going straight in my mouth. i want to feel his cum
sundays really are the worst days for me. I spend all day having anxiety/feeling nervous about the day being over and time going by too fast while laying in bed wasting the entire day feeling like shit
dominant-eren: momoicchi27: I wonder how much shit Eren gets from the other 104th kiddos for so obviously being the Captain’s fave “Hey. Eren,” Jean calls out from his bed. Connie’s snigger breaks the pre-sleep silence next to him, and Eren
pukicho:At the end of the day, we’re all just saying dumb shit then going to bed
purgatory-jar: Castiel, angel of grumpy morning coffee. Patron saint of bed head and wearing your boyfriend’s shirt and being a lil shit before the third mug. Commission for the lovely @elizabethrobertajones who agreed with me that Beefcake Cas is
avianawareness: samandriel: samandriel: samandriel: my rooster doesn’t crow when the sun rises, he crows when he hears humans wake up, like you can literally just roll over in bed and he’s like “hoLY SHIT THAT’S A PEOPLE THE HUMAN ISAWAKE
Two things before bed:1. If you take runes off of your rep monster and don’t put any on it afterwards, change the fucking rep. Honestly. It’s not rocket science.2. Holy shit ME is hilarious now that it hits all monsters and thank LORD for the short
samandriel: samandriel: samandriel: my rooster doesn’t crow when the sun rises, he crows when he hears humans wake up, like you can literally just roll over in bed and he’s like “hoLY SHIT THAT’S A PEOPLE THE HUMAN ISAWAKE AHHH AHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH”
jjtaylor: samandriel: samandriel: samandriel: samandriel: my rooster doesn’t crow when the sun rises, he crows when he hears humans wake up, like you can literally just roll over in bed and he’s like “hoLY SHIT THAT’S A PEOPLE THE HUMAN ISAWAKE
genderlesssmol: piranhapunk: piranhapunk: i foun d my old wallet in the drawer next to my bed and it had 踰 in it im having a heart attack reblog the aquabats! wallet of good fortune & you’ll b blessed w/ good fortune HOLY SHIT I REBLOGGED
taylor-and-ed-laying-in-bed: elizabeththevampireslayer: kissingandcoffee: sneakyfeets: HAHAHA HOLY SHIT WE WERE LOOKING AT PICTURES OF SURGERIES IN CLASS AND ALL THE GUYS WERE HOOTING AT THE SLICED BREAST ONES AND THEN THE TEACHER SWITCHED TO A PENIS
purplebuddhaquotes: “I want to live my life in such a way that when I get out of bed in the morning, the devil says, “aw shit, he’s up!” — Steve Maraboli,
samandriel: samandriel: samandriel: samandriel: my rooster doesn’t crow when the sun rises, he crows when he hears humans wake up, like you can literally just roll over in bed and he’s like “hoLY SHIT THAT’S A PEOPLE THE HUMAN ISAWAKE AHHH
al-the-stuff-i-like: in-love-with-my-bed: deductiontoseduction: potato-bear: nevver: Six Decades of the Most Popular Names for Girls What the fuck was with Jennifer holy shit im going to take a shot in the dark and say ^that state is Montana
Feeling like complete shit and the damn dog slips and falls on the ice while running around in the snow, hurting his already bad and gradually healing knee. Guess we’re both spending the day tomorrow in bed.
Fuck it. I’m going to take a shower and may go to bed while the sun is still up. Haven’t eaten dinner. Haven’t really eaten anything today, really. Not real hungry and bored as shit. Oh well. Gonna drag the laptop upstairs to give me
theofficialbadboyzclub: The fuck! Who posts shit like that from the hospital bed
GODDAMMIT SORACHI! I ALMOST DIED OF HEART ATTACK ON THE FIRST PAGE HERE, AND I HAD TO PUNCH MY BED AND CLOSE MY MOUTH NOT TO SCREAM CUZ IT’S THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT HERE! DAMN I KNEW, COMING FROM YOU, YOU WERE GONNA PULL SOME IDIOTIC SHIT TO RUIN
livebloggingmydescentintomadness: reluctantbadger: #I could watch this moment a million times. just get on the fucking bed and kiss him on the mouth you piece of shit
ignitethescene: I wanna travel around the world and experience a lot of cultures n shit but at the same time I wanna stay in bed and die
magistrate-of-mediocrity: samandriel: samandriel: samandriel: my rooster doesn’t crow when the sun rises, he crows when he hears humans wake up, like you can literally just roll over in bed and he’s like “hoLY SHIT THAT’S A PEOPLE THE HUMAN
::im wearing contacts for the first time and holy SHIT some people come out the pussy seeing like this????????i think the phrase i was looking for. is roll out of bed
in-love-with-my-bed: deductiontoseduction: potato-bear: nevver: Six Decades of the Most Popular Names for Girls What the fuck was with Jennifer holy shit im going to take a shot in the dark and say ^that state is Montana
cali-cocaine:Fantasy of mine would be to have a king bed in the middle of a room, a mirror on the ceiling, so I can see my nigga fuck the shit out of mee.
properfaggot: There’s nothing like a twunk… he’d like to think that he’s the shit and he’d tear you up in bed. The reality is that there’s still a lot he could learn and a proper faggot could certainly show him the way.
colourfree1: in the last like no hours this shit has gotten a lot of notes, and now im once again sitting on my bed in the same towel looking the same tattoo… oh
poor-unknown: saraa—19: Since I’m nice.. If you guys will just reblog the shit out of this picture and get me a bunch of notes, I’ll post the story on my private before I go to bed. Get me at least 30 notes and I’ll post the story you’ve all
doctoraesthetics: a good girl thats only bad for you i find is just the most sexiest thing in the world, thats the type of shit that will make me surprise u with breakfast in bed in the morning lol real talk
idontfeellikedrawing: youngvlcanoes: the—-living—-dead: youngvlcanoes: the—-living—-dead: So I made Blurred Lines my alarm to get up in the morning. I don’t think I’ve ever gotten out of bed so fast in my life Holy shit over 500 notes
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