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jjtaylor: samandriel: samandriel: samandriel: samandriel: my rooster doesn’t crow when the sun rises, he crows when he hears humans wake up, like you can literally just roll over in bed and he’s like “hoLY SHIT THAT’S A PEOPLE THE HUMAN ISAWAKE
fertilewomenwantingseed: cheatersandcucks: “Sweetie! What the fuck are you doing?” you ask, upon walking into your bedroom where your pregnant wife was getting fucked on your bed by her coworker.“Oh shit, honey!” your wife said, moaning as the
samandriel: samandriel: samandriel: my rooster doesn’t crow when the sun rises, he crows when he hears humans wake up, like you can literally just roll over in bed and he’s like “hoLY SHIT THAT’S A PEOPLE THE HUMAN ISAWAKE AHHH AHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH”
should have probably gone to bed two hours ago. i’ve been sitting here for at least 3? 4? many masterposts of masterposts are the funnest shit out there. i get so much crap to do and great ideas. did you fucking see the 15 pound snickers bar? well,
teamrocketing: samandriel: samandriel: samandriel: my rooster doesn’t crow when the sun rises, he crows when he hears humans wake up, like you can literally just roll over in bed and he’s like “hoLY SHIT THAT’S A PEOPLE THE HUMAN ISAWAKE AHHH
tommmy: Told you. Pant free is the way to beeee. I always miss the good shit when I go to bed. Unf. UNF I SAY.
there’s something charming, sometimes, about a bed that sits on the floor. i don’t know why, and i certainly don’t think that it’s inherently telling. but it often gives the impression that maybe a person doesn’t have their shit completely
dangergays:date a girl with bad vision. date a girl who can’t get up in the morning for shit. date a girl who wastes her life on the internet. date me I’d date you tbh. Get you pizza and chill in bed all day
genderlesssmol: piranhapunk: piranhapunk: i foun d my old wallet in the drawer next to my bed and it had 踰 in it im having a heart attack reblog the aquabats! wallet of good fortune & you’ll b blessed w/ good fortune HOLY SHIT I REBLOGGED
bishkebab: samandriel: samandriel: samandriel: my rooster doesn’t crow when the sun rises, he crows when he hears humans wake up, like you can literally just roll over in bed and he’s like “hoLY SHIT THAT’S A PEOPLE THE HUMAN ISAWAKE AHHH
otpprompts: If your OTP has a noticeable size difference, imagine the smaller person (A) wearing the larger person’s (B) shirt. Now imagine Person A attempting to seduce Person B back to bed wearing nothing but that shirt. Shit.
mrchill: in-bed-yfk: mrchill: Virginie, legs. From the WALL. Tired of boning the same girls? Find someone new to bang tonight! Don’t you dare reblogging my works on your gross Tumblr, adding your pathetic text-link-n-shit to attract loosy users.
citrine8: You can always tell when a guy has a really big dick because of the way he carries himself. He doesn’t have shit to prove because the second ya’ll are in bed together he shuts it down. He has this air of arrogance to him.
Ugh… worst week ever! I’ve been stuck in bed with the flu since last Sunday. High fever, aches, hacking cough, nose running like a faucet… If you haven’t had the flu shot yet, GET IT NOW! This shit is EVIL!
ignitethescene: I wanna travel around the world and experience a lot of cultures n shit but at the same time I wanna stay in bed and die
ourchubbylover69:Our neighbor came over to talk to us about the noises we make during sex. Some how, my wife got her in the hot tub then into bed for some fun then off to shower to clean up. My wife is a pro at this shit
a-family-man: left this playing on loop on my big brother’s computer. now i’m just waiting naked on my bed until he finds it. i bet he has the biggest cock and the moment he gets home, that shit is going straight in my mouth. i want to feel his cum
Just finished 2 more holiday cards :) The only time I can get shit done is when I’m supposed to be in bed at 4:07am and going to die the next day! Gooooo me!
soulforsam: #look at that face #that is the face of a motherfucker who straight does not give a shit what happens to him anymore #that is the dead-eyed sneer of a man who only gets out of bed for revenge #revenge for breakfast revenge for lunch
summerchulo: Yo I get shy in the privacy of my bed just jacking off too close to the window, idk how people fucking in grocery stores n shit LMAOOO THIS IS HILARIOUS
well im proud to say i finished the work i was struggling with to do today dshafs now i can indulge in drawing bisexuals in the morning !!! i have to go to bed now tho i have to wake up in 4 hours shit, good night friends
lady-mac-007: I love the suggestion of what’s to come in this photo. I also approve of the sturdy bed construction. That shit is important.
opalowleyes: bi-p0lar-bears: opalowleyes: southern-conservatism: NEED Why would you want this racist shit on your bed? The confederate flag isnt a racism flag, look up the true meaning of it because its not all about slavery. It is about states
florels: there’s something charming, sometimes, about a bed that sits on the floor. i don’t know why, and i certainly don’t think that it’s inherently telling. but it often gives the impression that maybe a person doesn’t have their shit
ihavebeenexceptionallynaughty: You can tell from the skin damage and sun spots on her shoulders that she tans in the sun or in a tanning bed. When she’s 40, she’ll look 50. Her face is going to be wrecked with sun spots and lines. And that shit doesn’t
