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vaginawoolf: coolator: i wanna be one of those people who does yoga at sunrise and drinks water out of mason jars filled with berries and twigs and shit #*rolls out of bed at 1 pm and pours whiskey in my coffee* #basically the same thing
mynewurl: mynewurl: this website has destroyed my sense of humour, last night i was in bed with my bf and i had a mental image of an egg with the word suspicious written on it and honestly lost my shit
moonstruckaffection: jjtaylor: samandriel: samandriel: samandriel: samandriel: my rooster doesn’t crow when the sun rises, he crows when he hears humans wake up, like you can literally just roll over in bed and he’s like “hoLY SHIT THAT’S
incorrectspideypoolquotes: Peter: When you said “magic in bed” this isn’t exactly what I had in mind.Wade: *holds up the queen of spades* Is this your card?Peter, softly: Holy shit.
there’s something comforting about a bed on the floor, it represents somebody who doesn’t quite have their shit together, i like that.
firstjumperonfire: okcupidescapades: one time when i was a little drunk and laying in bed with a guy, i kissed his neck and mumbled “i could beat the shit out of you” in his ear. he said “i know” imagine your otp
beautifulfuckingdisaster10: I just want to have a night with her. I want to sit in bed and laugh about stupid shit. I want to hear about what she loves and about the things that she can’t stand. I want to hear about what she’s most passionate about.
jem-sie: swaggy-tits: jem-sie: stressed out? masturbate have a headache? masturbate gotta leave? stay in bed, masturbate have so much shit to do? who cares!masturbate how bout go to church i can read the bible and still finger this pussy boo jesus
ioweyouasoul: LISTEN UP MOTHER FUCKERS SEE THIS WEBSITE? ITS CALLED WOLFRAM ALPHA THIS IS THE BEST GODDAMN WEBSITE FOR ACADEMIC SHIT. FUCK GOOGLE. THIS MOTHERFUCKER WILL LET YOU SEARCH “HOSPITAL BEDS IN CHAD VS. IRAN” AND IT GIVES YOU A
city-fog-and-brave-dialogue: ioweyouasoul: LISTEN UP MOTHER FUCKERS SEE THIS WEBSITE? ITS CALLED WOLFRAM ALPHA THIS IS THE BEST GODDAMN WEBSITE FOR ACADEMIC SHIT. FUCK GOOGLE. THIS MOTHERFUCKER WILL LET YOU SEARCH “HOSPITAL BEDS IN CHAD VS.
My girl just fell asleep on top of my bed fully clothed, with her hand still holding her phone from reblogging and its the cutest shit ever! She’s like mad out though so I can’t move or make a noise without feeling like an arse ahah!
thatguyhasabeardandmoxie: raehex: darth-sigyn: Rick LaCourPhoto by Clay Rochemont So, I’d like to say that I saw this, went “oh hi Baron,” and then my knitting needle went flying right off my bed. Holy shit. Totally The Baron.
trogdorthe-burninator: youarefuckingmajestic: IF YOUR IDEA OF SELF CARE IS EATING COMFORT FOOD AND WATCHING TWENTY EPISODES OF A THING IN ONE NIGHT FROM THE COMFORT OF YOUR BED THEN YOU FUCKING DO THAT. YOU DESERVE TO BE HAPPY YOU MAJESTIC LITTLE SHIT.
journeyofcake-deactivated202107:Walked past the mirror on way to bed…. holy shit what is that?!Also yes my pants say “feed me”
rose-j: fuxit: I really need to get ready to goto the gym but I don’t wanna move from my bed shit i want your body
narcotic: I hate when you sit in class and do absolutely nothing like, I could do this shit in the comfort of my own bed.
dippincountryboy: Sexy is wearing sweatpants, ripped tee and having bed head and he’ll think you’re fucking hot and want to fuck the living shit out of you.
liftedandgiftedd: I either want to be super productive and get my shit together or I want to lay in bed for the rest of my life and do absolutely nothing. there is no in between
znfr: Translation: My bed, And the rest is shit😴
youarefuckingmajestic: IF YOUR IDEA OF SELF CARE IS EATING COMFORT FOOD AND WATCHING TWENTY EPISODES OF A THING IN ONE NIGHT FROM THE COMFORT OF YOUR BED THEN YOU FUCKING DO THAT. YOU DESERVE TO BE HAPPY YOU MAJESTIC LITTLE SHIT.
mialayla: Have a selfie from the other day cause I’m in bed and I look like shit
Loving the shit out of my new e-cig. Not having to get out of bed to smoke is awesome.
blackberryshawty: Tbh I’m a very sexual person but I hate it when dudes always turn casual text convos into like sexual shit like we were talking about our plans for the weekend like when did that turn into “being in bed naked”?
I just want a girl to do freaky shit with me in bed and makeout with me and bite my lips and kiss my neck and omfg im so hornyyyakddkrkdkxmkslwlskd BLAHHH. SOMEONE FUCKING LICK MY CLIT AND I SWEAR I'L RETURN THE FAVOR FOR HOURS.
well shit it’s almost 4am once again>_>time to put down the pen and go to bed
wtfgadgets:wtfgadgets:Feeling creative! Check out the doodle by stitch duvet set. Draw shit all over your bed, then when your bored wash it out. Great for mischievous kids who like to draw where they aren’t supposed to. Comes with free pack of pens!Buy
legaleesi: tropicalhomestead: animetitle: god i love being part of the internet’s most monetarily worthless user base. i love going to bed knowing that at least one social media site isn’t making shit off my presence. Math time: ũ.1 billion paid
alexxcaughtfire: balenciagah: 1997teens: over-thought-flaws: The Franco Brothers > You holy shit, brb dying. Dave and James Franco..my bed…now Unnnf
gnarlyvoices:spiritualjournies: calebbabcock: Bed views the last 2 mornings. i don’t think i’ve ever been so jealous of anything in my life. Holy shit wow
I FUCKING QUIT I got pissed the fuck off and threw my phone and now I can’t find it I tried calling it I tried texting it and I can’t fucking hear shit going to smoke a fucking cigarette and going to bed
Does anyone ever put all your energy into someone hoping they will return, the sneaking into bed just to hold you or hoping to slide into them because “its their favorite way to wake up” , or strive to make shit happen because they mention
onlyslash:heartnstuff:wtfgadgets:wtfgadgets:Feeling creative! Check out the doodle by stitch duvet set. Draw shit all over your bed, then when your bored wash it out. Great for mischievous kids who like to draw where they aren’t supposed to. Comes with
sleepingjuliette: rewatching some avatar eps
flowing-tears-pouring-rain: thnksfrmcr5: literally if ur someone who pretends to have “anxiety” bc u think it’s cute to sit by urself all day snuggled in ur bed watching fucking netflix then u are literally the fakest piece of shit ever because
lady-of-the-flies: I just kinda wanna cuddle in bed all cute and shit until hands start to wander and things get a little less cute and a little more…
im-p-short: introvertedstarlight: showerthoughtsofficial: Your bed is just basically a shelf where you put your body when you are not using it. Delete this off the internet Ima count to three and that shit better be deleted
