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narcotic: I hate when you sit in class and do absolutely nothing like, I could do this shit in the comfort of my own bed.
mynewurl: mynewurl: this website has destroyed my sense of humour, last night i was in bed with my bf and i had a mental image of an egg with the word suspicious written on it and honestly lost my shit
city-fog-and-brave-dialogue: ioweyouasoul: LISTEN UP MOTHER FUCKERS SEE THIS WEBSITE? ITS CALLED WOLFRAM ALPHA THIS IS THE BEST GODDAMN WEBSITE FOR ACADEMIC SHIT. FUCK GOOGLE. THIS MOTHERFUCKER WILL LET YOU SEARCH “HOSPITAL BEDS IN CHAD VS.
impossiblemonsieur: vaginawoolf: coolator: i wanna be one of those people who does yoga at sunrise and drinks water out of mason jars filled with berries and twigs and shit #*rolls out of bed at 1 pm and pours whiskey in my coffee* #basically the
vaginawoolf: coolator: i wanna be one of those people who does yoga at sunrise and drinks water out of mason jars filled with berries and twigs and shit #*rolls out of bed at 1 pm and pours whiskey in my coffee* #basically the same thing
slavery: 23mmofmilk: slavery:Name something better than busting a fat cum in the morning taking a big fat SHIT in your bed
bonerfart: exxxmilitary: I hope to god this is actually gonna happen this is everything i could have ever asked for lil b and the you’ll cowards dude… on a track together? on this fuck shit im going to bed.
there’s something comforting about a bed on the floor, it represents somebody who doesn’t quite have their shit together, i like that.
slut-solutions: “I promise I’ll fuck your shit up,” he hissed into the phone. I was in my bed with my fingers in my twat, just like every night. I’d been messing with Chance for several months now. I had let him inside of my head, sharing my
alskylark:askskylark:Ask me stuff! Welp I did the thing againnnnnnn, ironically it’s late at night and im going to bed lol, BUT STILL ask me shit so I can answer tomorrow. And by me i mean, go to new blog and ask uvu x3!
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firstjumperonfire: okcupidescapades: one time when i was a little drunk and laying in bed with a guy, i kissed his neck and mumbled “i could beat the shit out of you” in his ear. he said “i know” imagine your otp
animetitle: god i love being part of the internet’s most monetarily worthless user base. i love going to bed knowing that at least one social media site isn’t making shit off my presence.
cup0f-h0t-tea: OMG SO I HEARD MY NEIGHBORS HAVING SEX SO I STARTED JUMPING ON MY BED AND LIKE MOANING OR SOME SHIT AND THEY STOPPED. OMG AND I HEARD THE GUY SAY “DAMN WHY CAN’T WE BE FUN LIKE THAT” I CANT STOP LAUGHING.
maturedadsandmen: holydilfbatman: “You’re not the only one who likes a little action down south, son.” I’m not sure what surprised me more… Walking into my bedroom to find Dad on his stomach, on my bed, giving me a cocky, shit-eating expression?
fourdotsix: ab-ve: losteh: d0wngoesanotherone: te0uanj: ohyoumadhuh: shestayslifted: kwills88: The most awkward shit I’ve ever witnessed in my entire life.. Man wtf lol. all i can think about is how stiff she must be in bed omg lol lol she
okcupidescapades: one time when i was a little drunk and laying in bed with a guy, i kissed his neck and mumbled “i could beat the shit out of you” in his ear. he said “i know”
ioweyouasoul: LISTEN UP MOTHER FUCKERS SEE THIS WEBSITE? ITS CALLED WOLFRAM ALPHA THIS IS THE BEST GODDAMN WEBSITE FOR ACADEMIC SHIT. FUCK GOOGLE. THIS MOTHERFUCKER WILL LET YOU SEARCH “HOSPITAL BEDS IN CHAD VS. IRAN” AND IT GIVES YOU A
chrisevansisbeautiful: tsfrce: He does that adorable thing with his hands when he’s sleepy… ♥ My bed is big, sweety, let’s cuddle the shit out of each other
freakysecret17: atlfreakz: candyisland1: This is how you become best friends with the other couple Wow 🤯 Good shit. I love sharing beds, love sharing dicks, love sharing wet pussies. 😋
animetitle:god i love being part of the internet’s most monetarily worthless user base. i love going to bed knowing that at least one social media site isn’t making shit off my presence.
brwnbelle: withyogurl: Digging in her creamy walls Pussy Bandit.. that’s the kind of shit that put you to bed
youarefuckingmajestic: IF YOUR IDEA OF SELF CARE IS EATING COMFORT FOOD AND WATCHING TWENTY EPISODES OF A THING IN ONE NIGHT FROM THE COMFORT OF YOUR BED THEN YOU FUCKING DO THAT. YOU DESERVE TO BE HAPPY YOU MAJESTIC LITTLE SHIT.
ioweyouasoul: LISTEN UP MOTHER FUCKERS SEE THIS WEBSITE? ITS CALLED WOLFRAM ALPHA THIS IS THE BEST GODDAMN WEBSITE FOR ACADEMIC SHIT. FUCK GOOGLE. THIS MOTHERFUCKER WILL LET YOU SEARCH “HOSPITAL BEDS IN CHAD VS. IRAN” AND IT GIVES YOU
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legaleesi: tropicalhomestead: animetitle: god i love being part of the internet’s most monetarily worthless user base. i love going to bed knowing that at least one social media site isn’t making shit off my presence. Math time: ũ.1 billion paid
sessionguitar: sessionguitar:you guys know that pic of joan jett on her bed and shes got a bunch of bdsm shit hung on the wall . do you know that one nauseating . feverish
likethebrimofahat: wocinsolidarity: cornerstorepress: Real estate agent re-imagines Bed-Stuy, without black people gentrification is a disease, ya’ll. this shit is frightening tbh That can’t be live from Bedford-Stuyvesant, the livest one.
kinkyquotes: #Sunday - You and me. In bed all day. Doing some seriously #naughty shit. 😈😍We ❤️ #sundays 👉 Like AND TAG SOMEONE you wanna spend the day with! 😀 This is Kinky quotes and these are all our original quotes! Follow us! ❤
thelureoffantasies: reecespiieces:wtfgadgets:wtfgadgets:Feeling creative! Check out the doodle by stitch duvet set. Draw shit all over your bed, then when your bored wash it out. Great for mischievous kids who like to draw where they aren’t supposed
trogdorthe-burninator: youarefuckingmajestic: IF YOUR IDEA OF SELF CARE IS EATING COMFORT FOOD AND WATCHING TWENTY EPISODES OF A THING IN ONE NIGHT FROM THE COMFORT OF YOUR BED THEN YOU FUCKING DO THAT. YOU DESERVE TO BE HAPPY YOU MAJESTIC LITTLE SHIT.
ghettochip-malfunction: “Imagine your favorite robot gently picking you up and bring you to your bed because you’re either too sick and/or lazy to get off the couch.” … these dumb shits just keep happening….
nigerguy: Nothing better than a nigger on her back spread eagle on my bed… saying fuck the shit out of me Daddy till your balls are drained of your baby batter!
kotetsure replied to your post: gonna go to bed, tomorrow is going to be… -hugcling- Everything will be OK. Just take deep breaths and remember that you can get this shit done, even if you think you can’t. That’s just the stress talking. Take
likeahqueen: In the mood to give and receive morning head but yaknow, I be waking up to an empty bed n shit
witchgansey: like in all fairness, fuck victor frankenstein ,, but tbh if i’d spent a shit ton of time on something and it didn’t turn out exactly how i wanted, i too would go to bed and let the situation go completely out of control, resulting in
delexe: there’s something comforting about a bed on the floor, it represents somebody who doesn’t quite have their shit together, i like that. .exe
mykebottoms: luv4daddy: menofage: whatdaddywants111: gorgeous Fuck… I can just tell that he is amazing in bed. holy shit! this handsome, sexy daddy is the stuff of pussyboys’ dreams Definitely would ride him! Hot daddy 👨😍
I just want a nice girl to fool around in bed with but at the same time that would mean I’d have to actually go out and talk and shit and i already put my foot in my mouth enough as it is:/ So there’s that
