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asianforcock: Pro tip: Every once in a while you want to switch up from just sucking his big white shaft and just play with the head of daddys fat pink cock
flutterbyesandpollywogs: ilikedraugar: escapetheheat: Pro Tip: Don’t tell depressed people how good they have it in comparison to others. They already know and already feel guilty about it. You’re making the problem worse. This forever. That
ex0skeletal: Pro Tip: Instead of having feelings, try being dead inside. Everything is still horrible but you will not care at all.
xekstrin: cicadianrhythm: PRO TIP: sleep sometimes #eat something if you’re feeling wild
stupidcumslut: Pro Tip: There is a reason all your holes are aligned. 8===D———{ Wetiquette
folieaboo: pro tip: don’t name your fish after band members because one time my dad called me to tell me gerard died and i started crying
horror-cult: Guess I’m not gonna get to see season 2 :/ Pro tip: don’t be dumb like me and go kill yourself cause then you’ll never get to see cooler tv shows or series and movies and cool things
batreaux: pro tip: tell the police “lol jk” after committing a crime and you are legally unarrestable
partybarackisinthehousetonight: pro tip: glue a tiny mirror over your drivers license photo so when you hand it to the police they will get confused and arrest themselves instead
partybarackisinthehousetonight: pro tip: wish on a shooting star that you will die and then tell someone your wish so it won’t come true. now you are immortal
gentlemanpigeon: pro tips on how to deal with a mugging here at tumblr.com
sailorsnapdragon: pro tip: if u wanna give someone a compliment just do it. they will not be annoyed. they will have a better day and so will you. just say it, it’s not going to hurt either of you don’t sweat it
proneboned: Prone Bone Pro Tip #14 See Exhibits A & B for improper vs. proper prone bone technique
thatlookslikeithurts: proneboned: Pro Tip # 2: When you think you’ve used enough lube…use more lube. I want to put a mirror in front of everyone who I take in the ass. I love watching faces. Or, I mean, you can just do it with the girl on her
partybarackisinthehousetonight: pro tip: fill the piñata with absolutely nothing to prepare your kids for the letdowns of adulthood
whitefappel: pro tip: don’t ever fucking like someone who never gives a shit about you
goldenstreamssf: Pro tip: Pissing on the sub gets you to the front of the line.
abnormallylargetitties: Pro tip: short hair makes tits look bigger.
romancingyourwhore: R & R Pro Tip #40Don’t treat her ass like it’s just another tighter hole for you to use right away - wait until she begs you for it.
melbournedominant: yourblowjobqueenxx: mr–echo: instructor144: By cuffing her hands behind her back, you’ve made it impossible to get at her ass with that flogger. Cuffs in front next time. (Sotto voce: Dumbass.) Pro-Tip: Rope… Both arms bent
theprotip: Pro tips here
best-of-funny: partybarackisinthehousetonight: pro tip: glue a tiny mirror over your drivers license photo so when you hand it to the police they will get confused and arrest themselves instead X
homojabi: [a tweet by The Coquette (@coketweet) that reads: Pro-Tip: Don’t give “do what you love” advice to people living “do what you gotta do” lives.]
gothicstripper: strangeparker:Pro tip: always cut and file your nails neatly before fingering someone, they will appreciate it much more than you think. And wash your hands pls thanks!
thecaliforniacow:Pro-tip: don’t spend ten minutes trying to get a photo on a tanning bed. You’ll run out of time and not even get turned tan. http://j.mp/2AhyPrn
partybarackisinthehousetonight: pro tip: if you’re ever arrested, use your one call to call the police station and pretend to be the police chief then tell the police officer to release you from jail immediately
cutebabe: breelandwalker: eldritchlunch: grilledcheese4evr: PRO TIP: watching “how it’s made” is SUCH a good way to combat an anxiety attack! There’s soothing music, a soothing narrator who’s intonation never changes (narrators never yell
teenssfromhell: pro tip: don’t be my friend or else i will become annoyingly clingy and emotionally attached to you and you can’t escape ever
caffeinepants: i-effed-it-all-up: pro tip: play “bad girls” by m.i.a while getting dressed in the morning. 100% guaranteed to make you feel like a punk rock ho ready to con the shit out of someone’s bank. You’re damn right.
daddies-sugar-kitten: sickcutie: pro-tips on being friends with someone with bpd: -dont mock them even jokingly -dont call them annoying even jokingly -dont tell them to relax or “chill” when theyre excited about something -dont question them
conceptionperfection: Breeding Pro Tip 9 Training a man is like training a dog. Reward him for good behavior, and he’ll figure out that being good will get him treats. As soon as he knocks you up, cater to his every sexual craving. No matter how much
goldenpoc: Pro tip: if someone is happy about something and wants to share it with you even though you have no interest in it, go along with it. There’s no need to put someone down about something they feel is cool. It’s just nice you know.
ahsadler: partybarackisinthehousetonight: pro tip: glue a tiny mirror over your drivers license photo so when you hand it to the police they will get confused and arrest themselves instead i have a degree in criminal justice and i can tell you this
hplyrikz: Pro tips here
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romancingyourwhore: R & R Pro Tip #68Prone Bone - The look it elicits on her face speaks for itself.
dirtyfuckpig: Fuckpig Pro Tip: Wear those heels, tell men what you want.
grumblingintothevoid: Pro tip: If you know someone has issues with their immune system, tell them if you get sick. If you have plans, let them know you’re sick (yes, even if you’re “mostly over it”). If they choose to risk it, then at least it’s
theladyjanedoe: sleepbby: pro tip: before getting serious w a man, just casually mention ur period. like, just say ‘my cramps are bad rn’ or ‘I have to go buy some pads’. his reaction is very telling of how mature and understanding he is. you
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