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daddyslittlesnugglebunny2:Pro tip for those of you who have asked what outfits are good/bad for hiding dips: Always check your pants for the see-through factor and definitely don’t pair see-through pants with dips that have a wetness indicator 😳
omoghouls:🎃 Pro tip: don’t paint pumpkins with a full bladder it, it won’t end dry (๑•́ ₃ •̀๑) 🎃
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ex0skeletal: Pro Tip: Instead of having feelings, try being dead inside. Everything is still horrible but you will not care at all.
exceptionallylame: Pro-tip: Take sexy pictures of yourself whenever you feel shitty
omovale: pro-tip: don’t lay on your stomach when you have to pee or maybe do, on second thought.
theladyjanedoe: sleepbby: pro tip: before getting serious w a man, just casually mention ur period. like, just say ‘my cramps are bad rn’ or ‘I have to go buy some pads’. his reaction is very telling of how mature and understanding he is. you
llcoolade: totallyfubar: Pro tip for adulting: being late isn’t a death sentence for 95% of things. All you gotta do is call the moment you realize you’re gonna be late, apologize, and then give another small apology when you get there. The thing
chiefguideandcentre: ponyregrets: pro-tip for my younger followers: adulthood is cleaning your bedroom because the electrician is coming and you don’t want them to know how you live I feel so attacked right now
spot-conlons: what-the-shiznicklez: twshitlord: Pro-tip to young trans guys: If a stranger misgenders you, please please please do not ever utter the phrase, “I’m a man.” It sounds very unnatural and immediately sounds overly defensive. My advice?
coreytasticc: ruby-white-rabbit: lydia-gastrell: gingerly-writing: Let’s be honest, this is all of us You’re goddamned right. Pro tip. My dad emailed his story to himself whenever he worked on it. That way he would have date and time stamps
yay855: sisterofiris: Hey students, here’s a pro tip: do not write an email to your prof while you’re seriously sick. Signed, a person who somehow came up with “dear hello, I am sick and not sure if I’ll be alive to come tomorrow and I’m
yay855: sisterofiris: Hey students, here’s a pro tip: do not write an email to your prof while you’re seriously sick. Signed, a person who somehow came up with “dear hello, I am sick and not sure if I’ll be alive to come tomorrow and I’m sorry,
worldheritagepostorganization: badgraph1csghost: badgraph1csghost:whisky-gerblin: asortoflight: themodernsouthernpolytheist: xakumi: hydro-punk: rox-and-prose: yay855: sisterofiris: Hey students, here’s a pro tip: do not write an email to
girlsrule-subsdrool: Pro-tip for new Dom/Dommes - you don’t have to be psychic! You can just ask! Ask what they like, ask what they don’t, ask what porn they like, ask what makes their cock hard/vag wet, ask if they find any of your fetishes
monsterhuntergarvin: Pro tip for playing any shin megami tensei game:
14 Pro Tips to Reprogram Your Husband and Make Him a SISSY
rockyhardwood: Pro tip: if you get traditionals shipped, you get a free doodle
hotwinger: pro tip: stuck on what to say? do the worm to buy yourself some time
falco11: tastybbc: Pro tip: Big Nigger Horse Cocks need a lot of spit n i mean ALOT If you gag, you can make even a big nigger cock really wet.
kreuzader: professorfudin: Pro tip: Don’t go to Dr. Mario for your prostate exam.
adventuresofadumbslut: Pro tip, flirt with the designated driver, they’ll have a car you can fuck in 👌🏻 Aaaand back to the bar I go! ☝️true story
omgfamilyfornication: Learning how to milk daddy was tough, but thankfully mom was there to lend a helping hand. Pro tip: Swallow every drop that daddy gives you 😉
romancingyourwhore: R & R Pro Tip #63 When asked for their favorite sex position, a great very many mention a variation of sex from behind. Even though straight doggystyle is a standard in every man’s repertoire, you can do very simple things to
omg-pictures: Pro-tip for marathon runnershttp://omg-pictures.tumblr.com
prokopetz:Anthropology pro tip: whenever a source describes a luridly horrible practice protected by a culture of absolute secrecy, nine times out of ten what that means is that the researcher in question pulled the practice out of his ass, willfully
pussycat-sins: tfw you spend most of your 18+ stream drawing the background instead of the actual smut (pro tip: don’t eyeball perspecrtive because you will Regret™)
ex0skeletal: Pro Tip: Instead of having feelings, try being dead inside. Everything is still horrible but you will not care at all. Doing it for over a decade.
heather-in-the-mist: irishmoo: cheekygeekymonkey: Extra bonus round on “How to spot an artist” pro-tips: Rubens: “Skinny may be in. But fat is where it’s at.” Michelangelo: “Nude women are muscularly sculpted men with oddly shaped fruits
whisky-gerblin: asortoflight: themodernsouthernpolytheist: xakumi: hydro-punk: rox-and-prose: yay855: sisterofiris: Hey students, here’s a pro tip: do not write an email to your prof while you’re seriously sick. Signed, a person who somehow
elf-slut: pro tip : store bananas in your underwear so you can eat them later
mashable: Just why?Here’s a pro tip: Don’t tattoo yourself when you’re drunk and on Xanax. You’ll become the next meme.
redditfront: Life pro tip! - via http://ift.tt/2j8b38i
speedyssketchbook: A doodle that I did on my tablet PC, and then transferred over to doing stuff on the Cintiq. Pro-tip, get a good tablet pc to handle sketchbook for more than just sketching. Anyway, Kokido’s Cal. :P Being her boobiful self. And
totaldivasepisodes: Pro tip.
proneboned:Prone Bone Pro Tip Alpha Sectionals can be put to even better use after the cocktail party ends.
folieaboo: pro tip: don’t name your fish after band members because one time my dad called me to tell me gerard died and i started crying
romancingyourwhore: R & R Pro Tip #68 Prone Bone - The look it elicits on her face speaks for itself.
whoopscloplockbox: My drawings for Saddle Up!~Pro Tip: If you get the deluxe pack, the full res Vinyl pic make for an awesome background~ Not to mention the delicious cum edit snuck in there too. UuU X:
datcatwhatcameback: metal-queer-solid: arizonagunguy: bills-bastards: LA Cucks its self This fucking hurts. “I’ve been robbed before so i want to make sure i’m unarmed next time.” Is this bitch serious? Also a pro-tip for anyone who goes
fashiontipsfromcomicstrips: Captain Marvel 9 Tee, ษ, by We Love Fine(available in men’s & women’s sizes) Just in time for the release of Captain Marvel #9, which drops in stores today! Pro tip: anything featuring Captain Marvel and Jamie McKelvie’s
Self Care Pro-Tip:Replace reading the news with reading TV Tropes articles.
brentwoodsociety:Brentwood Society Pro-tip for Imported Females: For a myriad of reasons, If you’re being cleaned by one of the handlers before you go up for auction, keep your dumb mouth closed!
bkcomments: conceptionperfection: Breeding Pro Tip 9 Training a man is like training a dog. Reward him for good behavior, and he’ll figure out that being good will get him treats. As soon as he knocks you up, cater to his every sexual craving. No
thesweetertouchofdominance: lifestylesofkink: tall-dark-strong: sydney-pimp: Pro tip: This is how you deal with a sub who approaches you. This girl matched with me on Tinder, & even though our kinks aren’t on the same menu, I’m looking forward
smalltownsustainable: passionforpasta: Danielle Nierenberg, President of Food Tank, shares a sustainability pro-tip in honor of Earth Day. Instead of wasting leftover pasta water by pouring it down the sink, you can save it, let it cool and use it to
profeminist: “Pro tip: every time you think of replying with, “not all men,” replace with, “men who don’t do this should speak up and stop the men who do.” - @emrazz
dretanya: aphrodaisyacs: vivalski: Me on Tumblr app after finally reaching the end of a long post I wasn’t interested in: Pro-tip: Press J and it’ll skip to the next post :) Me on Tumblr app trying to find the J button:
ilovecheatingsluts:Pro tip sluts: keep track of how many cocks have been inside you. Bragging about your number is way hotter then saying “I lost track” #hotpast
partybarackisinthehousetonight: pro tip: glue a tiny mirror over your drivers license photo so when you hand it to the police they will get confused and arrest themselves instead
tontonmichel: Know your rights. pro tip: don’t use that last one. legal or not it will not actually help you in confrontation it will just piss people off. stick to the first or the fourth.
samsteves: pro tip: just fucking watch pacific rim. who gives a shit about any other movie ever just fucking watch pacific rim for the rest of your natural life
quesozombie: pro-tip dont use copics on ballpoint pen its gonna bleed everywhere and its gonna be gross dont do it
gemlings: pro tip: don’t forget to take your gloves off after operating
