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proneboned: Prone Bone Pro Tip Alpha Sectionals can be put to even better use after the cocktail party ends.
pr1nceshawn: What’s Your Best NSFW Life Pro Tip?
pre-med-timelord: md-admissions: pa-slife: medicallybrunette: surrealmeds: md-to-md: 🔹PRO TIP🔹 for Medblrs, Nurblrs, Health Care workers, lab researchers, and other people with long hair. If you accidentally forget your hair tie and rubber
fallen-doc-loc: spooky-obsessive-fangirl: pro tip: if you want to live a happy life then you never ever watch the season two finale EVER THAT MEANS EVER
partybarackisinthehousetonight: pro tip: glue a tiny mirror over your drivers license photo so when you hand it to the police they will get confused and arrest themselves instead
folieaboo: pro tip: don’t name your fish after band members because one time my dad called me to tell me gerard died and i started crying
partybarackisinthehousetonight: pro tip: fill the piñata with absolutely nothing to prepare your kids for the letdowns of adulthood
magic-owl: no-url-ideas-tho: ratracechronicler: no-url-ideas-tho: pro tip: if you’re making up names for things put them through google translate first Counterargument: put the names through Google Translate to purposely name a city after a Romanian
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sharkke: airoehead: sharkke: strangerdarkerbetter: simons-quest: sharkke: I love how the search function on this site is absolute garbage. I can look up a post word for word and I will NEVER find it Pro tip: Wanna find a post? Write out what
mediamattersforamerica: Carl Higbie is back with more bullshit. Pro Tip: After you go on Fox News to say that Japanese-American internment is a “precedent” for a Muslim registry, you should probably just stop talking.
gentlemanpigeon: pro tips on how to deal with a mugging here at tumblr.com
uglytrolls: breelandwalker: eldritchlunch: grilledcheese4evr: PRO TIP: watching “how it’s made” is SUCH a good way to combat an anxiety attack! There’s soothing music, a soothing narrator who’s intonation never changes (narrators never yell
llcoolade: totallyfubar: Pro tip for adulting: being late isn’t a death sentence for 95% of things. All you gotta do is call the moment you realize you’re gonna be late, apologize, and then give another small apology when you get there. The thing
bugplayer: The house of the rising chill A a little piece I wanted to try while focusing more on lighting and its values.@tsitra360 and his pro tips are like artist fuel.
chiimonster: strongbadgmail: strongbadgmail: folkdad: pro tip, u do not have any banter about chip cards that your cashier hasn’t already heard just do not say anything about the chip to your poor cashier, if u even think about saying “it’s different
theladyjanedoe: sleepbby: pro tip: before getting serious w a man, just casually mention ur period. like, just say ‘my cramps are bad rn’ or ‘I have to go buy some pads’. his reaction is very telling of how mature and understanding he is. you
sharkke: airoehead: sharkke: strangerdarkerbetter: simons-quest: sharkke: I love how the search function on this site is absolute garbage. I can look up a post word for word and I will NEVER find it Pro tip: Wanna find a post? Write out what you
yay855: sisterofiris: Hey students, here’s a pro tip: do not write an email to your prof while you’re seriously sick. Signed, a person who somehow came up with “dear hello, I am sick and not sure if I’ll be alive to come tomorrow and I’m
lullychi: angelrin89: just-shower-thoughts: “Forgive me Father for I have sinned” and “I’m sorry daddy; I’ve been very naughty” are simultaneously saying very similar and very different things. Pro tip for writers: This is what people
saturnineaqua: smalltownsustainable: passionforpasta: Danielle Nierenberg, President of Food Tank, shares a sustainability pro-tip in honor of Earth Day. Instead of wasting leftover pasta water by pouring it down the sink, you can save it, let it cool
grisser: 8foldhero: kreuzader: kakunahugs: kreuzader: professorfudin: Pro tip: Don’t go to Dr. Mario for your prostate exam. why is this back WHY ARE HIS NIPPLES CENSORED WHY ARE HIS NIPPLES CENSORED
antifainternational: poblacht-na-n-oibrithe: Pro tips from original antifa.
slimegargoyle:pro tip if you start saying hewwo as a joke it will eventually come to be your standard greeting for all loved ones
nowonlyghosts: Tumblr Pro Tip:To perpetuate the romantically flawed persona, be sure to drop a “fucking” in wherever applicable. i.e. “i’m a fucking artist”, “do you fucking realize”, etc.
manbootypokeball: Pro Tip: When someone asks if you’ve been tested for HIV don’t reply with “i’m clean.” Say you’re “HIV negative.” To say you’re “clean” implies that people living with HIV are “dirty.” Don’t feel ashamed
goldenpoc: Pro tip: if someone is happy about something and wants to share it with you even though you have no interest in it, go along with it. There’s no need to put someone down about something they feel is cool. It’s just nice you know.
umbreeunix: radicaltitania: llcoolade: totallyfubar: Pro tip for adulting: being late isn’t a death sentence for 95% of things. All you gotta do is call the moment you realize you’re gonna be late, apologize, and then give another small apology
ponyregrets: pro-tip for my younger followers: adulthood is cleaning your bedroom because the electrician is coming and you don’t want them to know how you live
kxsxy: kxsxy: Pro Tip: Don’t torrent Alice In Chains because they’ll fucking know you did. Update: they’re still coming . One notice per song multiplied by Alice In Chains’ entire discography equals ComCast switching to automated colorless
ex0skeletal: Pro Tip: Instead of having feelings, try being dead inside. Everything is still horrible but you will not care at all.
sp4cec4det: pro tip: if your dad thing ever makes you stay in the house fuck shit up. turn human. fuck with his potions. let all the fucking ocean creatures into your house. turn your sisters into large golden fish. you’re five
darkfrog24: dark-haired-hamlet: Pro tip: if an evangelical stranger approaches you asking to pray for you, there’s inevitably something about you that they see and want to change. [Ex: I attend a very conservative, very religious uni and am clearly
biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: tumblr pro tip: before adding to a popular post, maybe double check the notes to make certain that reply hasn’t already been made in excess. what did i honestly expect
celtic-pyro:ilikedetectives: the-meme-bard: Pro tip: avoid dying.
lespoopypodle:disasterspinch: lonelymentality: slimegargoyle:pro tip if you start saying hewwo as a joke it will eventually come to be your standard greeting for all loved ones wish i’d known this ahead of time! :| Hewwo Megatwon has fawwen
badgraph1csghost:badgraph1csghost:whisky-gerblin: asortoflight: themodernsouthernpolytheist: xakumi: hydro-punk: rox-and-prose: yay855: sisterofiris: Hey students, here’s a pro tip: do not write an email to your prof while you’re seriously
baphometprince:weedplantar:pro tip, if you’re ever feeling overwhelmed or upset for no reason, check the holy trifecta have i eaten? have i had water? have i showered?these questions will literally change your LIFE. if you’re feeling icky for no reason,
myboyfriendisalsomygirlfriend: sam-by-night: a-miss-inside: Pro tip: Men’s shoe sizes in the USA run about 1 size smaller than women’s shoe sizes do. So if you take a men’s 9, you need a women’s 10.And a better place to hide them if you’re
rpdr8: Pro-tip: Follow Katya on Twitter.
prismatic-bell: anexperimentallife: just-tumbling-along: bloodnikki: theladyjanedoe: sleepbby: pro tip: before getting serious w a man, just casually mention ur period. like, just say ‘my cramps are bad rn’ or ‘I have to go buy some pads’.
strangeparker: abdaziel: little-quantum-leaper: holier-than-cow: sweetjanesays: Pro-tip: if sending the same nudes to multiple people, adjust the images slightly. Crop, change the filters, etc and keep track of what you send to who. That way, if
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reakiro: pro tip for bad body image days: look at yourself the way you’d look at a cat. average-sized cat? awww. itty bitty cat? so cute. big fat cat? mcfreakin’ adorable. cat with chubby cheeks? AMAZING. cat with a big soft belly? LOVE IT. cat with
strongbadgmail: strongbadgmail: folkdad: pro tip, u do not have any banter about chip cards that your cashier hasn’t already heard just do not say anything about the chip to your poor cashier, if u even think about saying “it’s different everywhere
partybarackisinthehousetonight: pro tip: wish on a shooting star that you will die and then tell someone your wish so it won’t come true. now you are immortal
partybarackisinthehousetonight: pro tip: if you’re ever arrested, use your one call to call the police station and pretend to be the police chief then tell the police officer to release you from jail immediately
escapetheheat: Pro Tip: Don’t tell depressed people how good they have it in comparison to others. They already know and already feel guilty about it. You’re making the problem worse.
thatoneguyzach: breelandwalker: eldritchlunch: grilledcheese4evr: PRO TIP: watching “how it’s made” is SUCH a good way to combat an anxiety attack! There’s soothing music, a soothing narrator who’s intonation never changes (narrators never
domblackbull: Another pro tip for wives! After your bull has finished flooding your cunt with his seed be sure to show it off for your hubby. Plenty of hubby’s will sink to there knees and worship your used up hole. Enjoy the power trip and remind
