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persianprincess90: eddievan5150: Pussy teased to pulsating orgasm! Amazing contractions đ Pro tip: itâs not always going hard and fast.
partybarackisinthehousetonight: pro tip: glue a tiny mirror over your drivers license photo so when you  hand it to the police they will get confused and arrest themselves instead
partybarackisinthehousetonight: pro tip: fill the piñata with absolutely nothing to prepare your kids for the letdowns of adulthood
vaginismusandsexuality: Pro Tip: If you decide to tell a close friend something very personal and they laugh at you for having said personal issue, here is a visual of what to do with that friend:
death-by-pikachu: nikaalexandra: pro tip: in a zombie apocalypse, your first stop shouldnât be a guns shop, it should be a hardware store. not only are they stocked with enough caustic materials and sharp weaponry to make your head spin, they usually
ex0skeletal: Pro Tip: Instead of having feelings, try being dead inside. Everything is still horrible but you will not care at all.
grumblingintothevoid: Pro tip: If you know someone has issues with their immune system, tell them if you get sick. If you have plans, let them know youâre sick (yes, even if youâre âmostly over itâ). If they choose to risk it, then at least itâs
chiefguideandcentre: ponyregrets: pro-tip for my younger followers: adulthood is cleaning your bedroom because the electrician is coming and you donât want them to know how you live I feel so attacked right now
romancingyourwhore: R & R Pro Tip #16 Kissing, licking, and biting her ass during foreplay will make her remember your name. Pulling her hair and pinning her wrist and rubbing your thumb on her ass during a vigorous pounding will make her forget
elactobuddy: nbteen: how do u do this ? what program is this ?? This is clip studio paint! (either pro or ex im not sure but for sure its clip LOL!) Theyâre using the symmetrical ruler to help them draw. see? (my example is not as pretty as theirs
metapianycist: pro tip: if youâre with people whose understanding of a movie or show is benefited by captions or subtitles and youâre about to watch a DVD that has captions, it makes you a huge asshole to tell them âbut captions are annoying!!â
Just another day in dalian. Pro-tip: what KFC at 3 in the morning. That guy on the bike will do it for you, KFC and McDonald’s deliver 24/7 here.
tastefullyoffensive: Pro tip. (via Charlton Police Department)
dretanya: aphrodaisyacs: vivalski: Me on Tumblr app after finally reaching the end of a long post I wasnât interested in: Pro-tip: Press J and itâll skip to the next post :) Me on Tumblr app trying to find the J button:
reakiro: pro tip for bad body image days: look at yourself the way youâd look at a cat. average-sized cat? awww. itty bitty cat? so cute. big fat cat? mcfreakinâ adorable. cat with chubby cheeks? AMAZING. cat with a big soft belly? LOVE IT. cat with
goldenpoc: Pro tip: if someone is happy about something and wants to share it with you even though you have no interest in it, go along with it. Thereâs no need to put someone down about something they feel is cool. Itâs just nice you know.
nuthinbuttass: pro-tip: using both hands will get âem down quicker so we can get to bangin. :)
henrycavillnews: âȘ"Moustache Pro Tip #76: Play lots of cards. You have a built-in poker face..â Henry Cavillâs new post from Paris http://bit.ly/2pcYOM0âŹ
ex0skeletal:Pro Tip: Instead of having feelings, try being dead inside. Everything is still horrible but you will not care at all.
olivegarden: Hey ladies pro tip if youâre ever shopping for razors get a pack of Gilette Mens for shaving the face because those are usually the same price or cheaper and they have more blades so they work better
mitchstompedmytaco: pro tip: fill the piñata with absolutely nothing to prepare your kids for the letdowns of adulthood
surfdog2000: videozoology: hareteeth: I think Ill keep my key caps thou, âoh hereâs the black key that chips easily, not the black key that doesnâtâ HOLY SHIT. pro tips!
teenssfromhell: pro tip: donât be my friend or else i will become annoyingly clingy and emotionally attached to you and you canât escape ever
breelandwalker: eldritchlunch: grilledcheese4evr: PRO TIP: watching âhow itâs madeâ is SUCH a good way to combat an anxiety attack! Thereâs soothing music, a soothing narrator whoâs intonation never changes (narrators never yell or change
local-goblin: the-x-button: ricochet-in-reverse: satoshi01: princessmugi-for-peace: illogical-bullshit: princessmugi-for-peace: illogical-bullshit: princessmugi-for-peace: galaxy-ara: pro tip dont learn a language if you do not come from the
marriedexplorers: proneboned: Prone Bone Pro Tip #10 Get her in the prone bone zone by allowing access to her clit. Let her rub and flick and tease it while you hold her down with all your weight and pound her pussy hard. Consider yourself successful
princess-passion-flower: angrychickpea: Vegan mac! For the âcheeseâ sauce, I used GoVeggie Mexican Style Shreds, Earth Balance, Braggs Nutritional Yeast, a little garlic and onion powder, and a dash of turmeric. (Pro-tip for vegans: I find that,
postracialcomments: liberalsarecool: GOP staffer who was talking shit about the Obama girls was quite the teenage terror getting arrested for shoplifting. Pro tip: when talking about class, try to have some. Also, learn that free speech does not stop
samsteves: pro tip: just fucking watch pacific rim. who gives a shit about any other movie ever just fucking watch pacific rim for the rest of your natural life
rpdr8: Pro-tip: Follow Katya on Twitter.
romancingyourwhore: R & R Pro Tip #68Prone Bone - The look it elicits on her face speaks for itself.
owlmylove: owlmylove: pro tip: sleep in black underwear and/or a comfy black bra. waking up becomes an artfully mussed seduction and feels as though ur French lover is painting u from across the room as u lounge in their bed 10/10 would recommend extra
escapetheheat: Pro Tip: Donât tell depressed people how good they have it in comparison to others. They already know and already feel guilty about it. Youâre making the problem worse.
suchadump: bellobaitz: Vince Pro tip: get ur straight buddy high on weed and start talking about rimjobs. Offer to lick his ass and get him naked. Rub his ripe hole with ur tongue then shove it in and make his legs tense đ
americanhorranstory: Pro tip: Just because you donât find something racist and offensive does not mean itâs not racist and offensive.
imperially: hyratel: swansister: preludeinz: breelandwalker: eldritchlunch: grilledcheese4evr: PRO TIP: watching âhow itâs madeâ is SUCH a good way to combat an anxiety attack! Thereâs soothing music, a soothing narrator whoâs intonation
antifainternational: Pro tips for UK antifa from the Anti-Raids Network!Â
chiimonster: strongbadgmail: strongbadgmail: folkdad: pro tip, u do not have any banter about chip cards that your cashier hasnât already heard just do not say anything about the chip to your poor cashier, if u even think about saying âitâs
shay-gnar: ex0skeletal: Pro Tip: Instead of having feelings, try being dead inside. Everything is still horrible but you will not care at all.
sadisticprofessor: Pro Tip: instead of dick pics, show her your knife collection
bisexual-community: theshadybisexual: donât trust anyone who says something biphobic then when you call them out on it they say âi donât mean real bisexuals. just the fake bicurious onesâ. Pro Tip: Actually there is no such thing as âfakeâ
conceptionperfection: Breeding Pro Tip 4 Erase the word âpantiesâ from your vocabulary during your fertile days. It doesnât matter how cute you think that pair of panties is - when it comes to making babies, itâs simply an obstacle between
sp4cec4det: pro tip: if your dad thing ever makes you stay in the house fuck shit up. turn human. fuck with his potions. let all the fucking ocean creatures into your house. turn your sisters into large golden fish. youâre five
beautifullybirdy: ehlersdanlosfighter:Lol every day Pro tip: Doctors wonât let you do this, and they wonât accept the answer âeverywhere.âSo what do you say instead?âWidespreadâThatâs the code word. That is an answer accepted by doctors
katelynsgnarlyblog: Pro tip! Give your bunny a banana đđ°!
liveforpetewentz: pro tip: donât name your fish after band members because one time my dad called me to tell me gerard died and i started crying
romancingyourwhore: R & R Pro Tip #7 Let your lady know you love her by taking a long hot bath with her. When itâs time to head out, keep her warm by caressing her smooth, slick skin and flicking your tongue against her clit. Sheâll purr
littlelatinagirl: conceptionperfection: Breeding Pro Tip 9 Training a man is like training a dog. Reward him for good behavior, and heâll figure out that being good will get him treats. As soon as he knocks you up, cater to his every sexual craving.
think-thank-thunk: curvellas: pro tip: donât ever try to drunkenly take your bra off without first removing your dress while your webcam is unknowingly recording You are so important
