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worsethanmyotherblog: Yeah… I’d be the first motherfucker to see a new galaxy, or find a new alien life form… and fuck it. And people’d be, like, “There he goes; homeboy fucked a Martian once.“
ciarachimera: obstinate-nocturna: bemusedlybespectacled: inkfromtheoctopus: Addams Family Values (1993) Gomez knows how its fucking done. Gomez gives out better relationship advice than like 90% of dudes. Gomez Addams is a suave motherfucker
scumbag-vanguard: fuzzybagels: thatsnotwatyourmomsaid: WHY THE ENTIRE SCHOOL WOULD HATE YOU JINGLE JINGLE, MUTHERFUCKER. SOUNDS LIKE MOTHERFUCKING CHRISTMAS I WANT IT JUST TO PISS EVERYBODY OFF
I know I'm a horny motherfucker but imma still love you and treat you like a princess tho
smells like teen spirit motherfuckers
Whenever I use 'Thus' in an essay, I feel like motherfucking Shakespeare.
feenazty: filthy-motherfucker: fucking fat assed whore just offering up both her holes like meat Showing off my pretty fuckholes for you.
rawrimkelsey: barackfuckingobama: catching-escaped-thoughts: o4z: The biggest asshole in cartoon history. ^^^ Like really, do you not have anything to drink at home he literally lives IN WATER JUST SWALLOW YOU LAZY MOTHERFUCKER reblogging for that
shanks-for-the-booty: nico-ya: this is like some kind of fucking sick fucking bad bad bad joke because fucking literally one fucking fucking piece of this motherfucking puzzle is fucking missing Well then you better assemble your friends and find a
harpalyce: syencefyction: semioticharuspex: FUCKIN CANDY BITCHES So being an adult, I am occasionally struck by the realization that “Holy shit I can just like buy candy and have other grown-ups carry it to my motherfucking door” and then I usually
“Trust is like a mirror. You can fix it if it’s broken.. ..but you can still see the cracks on the motherfucking reflection.”
boys-and-suicide: boys-and-suicide: boys-and-suicide: boys-and-suicide: boys-and-suicide: Spread this like motherfucking wildfire. I live in Arizona and she lives in Ohio. I don’t know how to get ahold of her. Please help! No one is looking for
We are going to be gods. We already are… that is why we were chosen. I thought it was because we are hot motherfuckers with great dicks. That’s why we’re gods. Let’s stay like this for practice. The guys will poke fun…
barackfuckingobama: catching-escaped-thoughts: o4z: The biggest asshole in cartoon history. ^^^ Like really, do you not have anything to drink at home he literally lives IN WATER JUST SWALLOW YOU LAZY MOTHERFUCKER
thewayshefeels-: urbanfuck: let me motherfucking look like you but that’s a polar bear
bootyfordudes: “Ass-Mania Motherfuckers” The New Project Of This Tumblr (Bootyfordudes) Stay Tunned For More Information. Coming Soon, Like The Movies, Ha. Hot damn
I swear. It’s always motherfucking cloudy out. Seriously, If it’s ganna rain. Just rain. Don’t tease me like a ŭ whore!
IF YOU LOVE TUMBLR REBLOG THIS, GO ON YOUR PAGE, CLICK ON THE PICTURE AND I SWEAR YOUR LIFE WILL BE COMPLETE. YOU’RE WELCOME. THIS IS THE MOST MOTHERFUCKING AMAZING THING EVER I AM IN LOVE I HAVE NEVER BEEN SO HAPPY OH MY GOD.I just spent like,
yuki119: my favorite power couple :D
grin-n-kicktheirteethin: andough: nalcania2: That bird is one badass motherfucker LOOK AT HIM HE’S FIGHTING A DINOSAUR LMAO he just goes and steps on Fred Flinstone, like “bitch you fucked wit da wrong niqqa today” he just disarmed and disembowled
filthy-motherfucker: nasty girl taking cock to the esophagus like a champ
darkskinlover: blkblack: darkslong: tastyblkman: Mirror Strokin’ THIS MOTHERFUCKER GOT MY DICK HARD AS A FUCKING BRICK!!! FUCK! I like This dick needs my ass
eatpizzas: this legitimately frightens me Yeah I’m sure this dude could be a good person but he still looks like a creepy motherfucker
If all you are going to do is stand there and masturbate, then go stand in the corner over there. Otherwise stick that cock in your mother and fuck me like the true “motherfucker” I know you want to be.
domnator: I’m so motherfucking hot, I’d suck my own cock. Tongue the head just like this, go all around that knob, get it primed, then go down on that big boy. Hell yeah, I’m fuck hot.
lady-in-rad: whatraewants: My motherfucking Husband. LIKE HOW IS HE SO PERFECT THO
draco-do-you-mind-if-i-slytherin: weirder-than-you-think: #Just look at Snape’s face while Harry’s confronting him #like he didn’t WANT to kill Dumbledore #but now he can’t even deny it here #and then McGonagall aka BADASS MOTHERFUCKER
thelibrarina: #that bottom gif is killing me #bitch does it look like i’ve heard of the milennium falcon #i’m old as dicks #and got this bitch ass farmer hick motherfucker next to me #i will slap you and your big ass dog into both fucking suns
queeri: madziontist: fuzzyfloof: autumn-and-eve: ad-mirandam: (z) In which I weep for humanity… Gay people are the most oblivious motherfuckers omg“Yeah man like, I don’t even need to live in a house as long as the state will allow my partner
llanval: monkeyscandance: gnimaerd: And then Fantasy Literature rides in on a unicorn and is like ‘COME ON SCI-FI. LET’S GO FIGHT DRAGONS ON THE MOON AND LEAVE THESE BORING BASTARDS WITH THEIR TEA.’ Art by Tom Gauld. Bless this motherfucking
This is what a big country motherfucker like myself needs in his life right now. All I would do is sleep and fuck! Sleeeep, fuuuuuuck! Sleep, fuck!
ghdos: Every time I see a picture like this, I always think “I should start selling drugs.” Or rob the motherfucker posting the pic. Either way it’s a win win situation.
Look fam, you wouldn’t draw some pony rape, then go to the nearest child and be like “yo check this motherfucking shit out”My blog is marked as being NSFW by default. And with tumblr’s new filter system thing, that means you need to actively
obj-motherfucker: me: okay i need to sit down and seriously practice if i actually want to improve my artme like 10 minutes later:
eelpatrickharris: vaporsk8: eelpatrickharris: eelpatrickharris: there’s a horse napping on my foot rn idk i haven’t asked oh my god you werent exaggerating like that is just deadass a fucking horse sleeping on your motherfucking foot bitch shit
DAMN - I found ANOTHER hot motherfucker TOP with a big cock and a very macho sexy way about him and these super sexy eyes where the lids are kinda half down...like he's stoned...
Who needs to actually SEE any naughty parts when you got a fucking hot motherfucker like this looking you in the eye while his cock is (hopefully) pumping some buddy pussy and he’s talking smack? DAMN
pagansinthewaterways: The fact that there are men who DON’T KNOW THIS gives unfathomable hope to ugly, strange men like me. I don’t have to be an alpha male superstar, I’m a brilliant, charming, witty motherfucker, and I can make my girl scream
semioticharuspex: FUCKIN CANDY BITCHES So being an adult, I am occasionally struck by the realization that “Holy shit I can just like buy candy and have other grown-ups carry it to my motherfucking door” and then I usually send a random friend some
tinas-belcher: everyone: damn, it sucks that summer is ending me:
retroactivebakeries: swordmutual: swordmutual: debate: is a really long sword-length but still otherwise knife-like knife valid to be considered a knife, or is it now a sword because it’s long #motherfuckers don’t know about my knife sword
Creepy motherfuckers can stalk and harass me over social media all they like but they ain’t got shit on me. I’m still out here chasin my dreams
naughtybunnny:fuck these “i need to be fucked” posts. I need to be motherfucking kissed. throw me against a wall and kiss me like i’m the love of your goddamn life and you didn’t think you’d ever find me.
doe-lita-haze: natural-alpha: Pisses me off they skipped the vanilla, like, motherfucker you are holding back a finger. Use that shit. I think we’re all skipping vanilla here
aellagirl: the water was frigidi bitched so hardbut i got in that oceanic motherfucker took me like an hour of waddling and screamingbut I did it
incorrect48quotes:Tomu: Good morningKojimako: Good morningNaachan: Good morningJuri: You all sound like robots. “Good morning, good morning.” Spice it up a bit!Myao: Hey motherfuckers!
thefirstsaintsantascratch: somethingslammin: thetennesseehoneyy: Well I didn’t see that coming the cat WOULD be the one to take action. I really like how the cat attack the source of the problem. You stab that motherfucker and you do it well.
holy motherfucking shit. holy damn fucking shit I can’t believe we survived the hiatus. SVTFOE is coming back tomorrow you Disney bastards made me/us wait 9 fucking months with your disgusting hiatus shit but now the wait is over and it’s like either
ultimate-me: Guys? Erm… What the fuck are you doing? Like, there are motherfucking titans RIGHT BEHIND YOU! Stop fucking staring at me and just turn the fuck around. Is anyone in command of these shit for brain squad? NO ONE gives a fuck about your
iambabysoo: blacknoonajade: ladytiadalma: blacknoonajade: francisarchibald: pocketworthy: In my opinion it is almost impossible for anyone to look sexy while eat crabs. Yet this motherfucker does. I don’t even like crab, but I’d cook it for
heliumhydrogen: suho rising up from the stage like the suave motherfucker he is
One time (like 2 months ago) I got high as fuck and decided to google justin beiber cuz yeah that’s how oblivious i am to mainstream. anyway, i got high and fell in love with this little motherfucker. put on some metal and watch this gif. it will
wondygirl: jrugs:bondsluut:madameatomicbomb: captainpcarter:I AM SCREAMING This is the most motherfucking comic book thing I’ve ever seen AND I AM DELIGHT YOU DONT UNDERSTAN IM SCREAMING thor… .. Yeah, that shoot is like seeing an action panel
veganelfprincess: kev-n: The ol rrrrrrrazzle dazzle The longer I watch, the funnier it gets the other dude’s just like “this motherfucker..”
dyellas: do you ever read people’s tags and get like damn why can’t I hang out with this majestic funny motherfucker
ihaveopinionstoo: weightedcube: this honestly just came out of left fucking field i would have never expected to hear anything like this in this show. consider me Pleasantly Surprised tbh HEAR HEAR MOTHERFUCKERS And they can’t even play the “average
mustang-hawkeye17: itsnotflirting: man more people need to join the fucking bedroom fandom i mean look at this shit. it’s bunk beds and a little desk. a motherfucking aquarium! shit it’s like noah’s ark in the fucking ceiling look how
