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flosstradamus: NOWADAYS EVERYBODY WANNA TALK LIKE THEY GOT SOMETHING TO SAY BUT NOTHING COMES OUT WHEN THEY MOVE THEIR LIPS JUST A BUNCH OF GIBBERISH AND MOTHERFUCKERS ACT LIKE THEY FORGOT ABOUT DRE.
ovobun: semioticharuspook: I fuCKING LOVE THIS ELVIS GIF fucking floor guy killing it on the sax the fuckers on the ladder jimmy-bob in the back dancing like a prospector who found gold the motherfucker who just appears swinging a trombone like he’s
kurloser: roaminromans: MY FAVOURITE PICTURE OF THE QUEEN EVERYBODY ELSE IS LIKE SHOCKED AND MORTIFIED AND SHE’S JUST LIKE “BUT THE PARTY HAS ONLY JUST STARTED MOTHERFUCKERS”
jayjay022: etteluor: listoflifehacks: If you like this list of life hacks, follow ListOfLifeHacks for more like it! I couldn’t have clicked the motherfucking follow button faster after I saw the pinata cookies with mini m&m’s inside holy
a-broken-baby-girl: etteluor: listoflifehacks: If you like this list of life hacks, follow ListOfLifeHacks for more like it! I couldn’t have clicked the motherfucking follow button faster after I saw the pinata cookies with mini m&m’s inside
that look somewhere between “Fuck this motherfucker subjugating me” and “I love being his whore” is priceless. Ladies fucking like a whore does not translate to being treated like one post sex.
thedaintysquid: semioticharuspook: I fuCKING LOVE THIS ELVIS GIF fucking floor guy killing it on the sax the fuckers on the ladder jimmy-bob in the back dancing like a prospector who found gold the motherfucker who just appears swinging a trombone like
#Just look at Snape’s face while Harry’s confronting him #like he didn’t WANT to kill Dumbledore #but now he can’t even deny it here #and then McGonagall aka BADASS MOTHERFUCKER comes swooping in #and the students just part like the
theblacksexaddict: allmyswallows: This motherfucker’s cum must be part rocket fuel. He annihilates this poor girl’s face! She shouldn’t expect anything different after sucking his dick like that…where can I find a girl like this?? anyone?
etteluor: listoflifehacks: If you like this list of life hacks, follow ListOfLifeHacks for more like it! I couldn’t have clicked the motherfucking follow button faster after I saw the pinata cookies with mini m&m’s inside holy shit let me
baelor:can you imagine if coronavirus happened in like 2013. this site would be like “ALRIGHT LISTEN UP MOTHERFUCKERS TODAY YOU ARE GOING TO DO A LEARN ABOUT ~SOCIAL DISTANCING~”
pocahonturd: howlcity: why do small children find the need to scream like they’re being brutally murdered or motherfuckers in highschool hallways god dammit like you saw stacy yesterday chill the fuck out
7-weeks: y'all make it sound like drinkin water will make me mentally stable like sip sip I’m still depressed motherfuckers
rosetheclever: savvyifyanasty: 👀 💀💀💀 y'all motherfuckers want his nudes to get leaked so bad like I don’t understand does not have a tattoo on his arm like that so I don’t know why people like to put these photos out there that are
aquilaofarkham: i get that everyone has their own preferences in terms of what characters they like and don’t like but why relentlessly hate on connor, aveline, desmond or any of the other assassins when you can hate on this motherfucker
guppyfish1015: I like powerful men with equally powerful women, who save each other’s asses because that’s their thing and God help anyone who harms their SO. I like the badass motherfucker with the head bitch in charge, taking over their domain
shinkane: If you’re afraid of starting your first job because you fear that you might screw up, just think of Akane. On her first day she was like this but with time and experience she became like A BADASS MOTHERFUCKING DETECTIVE WHO DON’T NEED
goldeentail said: aaaayyyy fiz I didn’t know you liked twincest ;) :) i do sometimes i guess? i like claus/lucas so lmao katbawlz said: yer fucked say that to my face motherfucker not online and see what happens
haiku-oezu: lizzymodblog: People I like are reblogging things from someone I don’t like and I don’t want to unfollow them but I also don’t want to see this one little motherfucker’s posts. There’s an Xkit extension for that. It’s called
trainer-alexis:Since I saw pony porn in your likes and you seem to be a masochist I mean like dark souls bruh I don’t like pony porn I find it hilarious But yes I like Dark Souls PRAISE THE MOTHERFUCKING SUN BITCH xD!
fuckyou-flipflops: I NEVER UNDERSTOOD THIS FUCKING PICTURE, IS THIS A MOTHERFUCKING DEER IN TUBE SOCKS. I’m more confused as to why he has speckles like a bb deer and antlers like a big deer.
guy: I step in this motherfucker just to make it work I get on the floor just to make that booty twerk Shake, shake that shit like a, like an expert Shake, shake that shit like a, like an expert
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tshifty: kadeedoes: tshifty: tshifty: some of yall really think politics is only about the presidency and it shows when you say shit like “i dont like biden so i wont vote” get a motherfucking vibe check and go vote blue so we dont have a conservative
ok I might be bored as hell at work right now but I just had one of those moments like “holy shit I have a job in the career path I want, in my favorite city in the world” and like I am one lucky motherfucker. And sometimes I need to remind
porrimz: coolasacalliope: porrimz: my goddamn grandfather comes around and writes shopping lists like this like is that really fucking necessary goddamn calligraphers why is your grandfather buying eyeliner my grandfather is a fabulous motherfucker
hentai-dragon-king: nero-mistlud:“Let’s get the ball rolling with a fresh uncensored creamy full colour hentai manga! Do you like what you see?” its cle motherfucking masahiro yea i like what i see lol
threedollarbilly: Coloradoguy05 ??? I’d like to think so. Fucking hot ass. I’d like to eat that motherfucker with fava beans and a nice chianti.
patheticbae: theactualharrystyles: “you only started liking it cause everyone else did” well yeah everyone was talking about it i got curious i watched it and i liked it how is that a bad thing THIS, MOTHERFUCKING THIS
Every motherfucking time I approach a girl all rude she like it. I act all nice and she like ew. #WhatDoIDo?
missfreudianslit: I see you motherfuckers everyday, liking my pic of the day but won’t reblog. Even on the PORN blogs like plumpbbw or bbwgirlspics or maturebbwsex wiill just like my pics and not reblog but like…..??!? why are you even here if you’re
go-pumas: Big Cute Gay AF Motherfucker’s, right? I be like “Damn man, you Gay as fuck. No confusion about what you like, is there? Yo, can I have my dick back. Thanks”
the-lonely-scottish-guy: technicolor-symbiont: stereo-symbiosis: remember when you were younger and getting socks or pajamas for christmas was like the worst most boring present ever, but now it’s like aww yiss motherfucking socks that’s right
thehamsteroflife: MOTHERFUCKERS LISTEN TO ME WOMEN GET REJECTED TOO I KNOW WHAT REJECTION FEELS LIKE I GET REJECTED QUITE A LOT, ACTUALLY BUT DO I GET ANGRY AT THE GUYS WHO DON’T WANNA DATE ME? DO I ACT LIKE THEY OWE ME A RELATIONSHIP? DO I MURDER
“Motherfucker, I like that!”“Jetzt darfst du schreien, wenn du willst!”I am so afraid of youand I don´t know what to doI don´t like no touch of youDoesn´t matter - I love you
semioticharuspook: I fuCKING LOVE THIS ELVIS GIF fucking floor guy killing it on the sax the fuckers on the ladder jimmy-bob in the back dancing like a prospector who found gold the motherfucker who just appears swinging a trombone like he’s fucking
filthy-motherfucker: no hands like a good cockwhore Like it should be geesh!!
youeitherskateoryoudie: why does steven have so many friends who are like 16 17 like why is this group of teenagers like man this random ten year old is THE COOLEST MOTHERFUCKER
multicolors: It pisses me off that Mother Nature was like “hey okay so you’re not preggy so let’s make your face break out, your tummy swollen and achy, your tits sore like MOTHERFUCKERS, hungry like a monster aaaaand oh make you bleed from your
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unknownshadeof: bowties-are-molto-bene: I like badass!England the best. Anytime I see him crying or acting like a baby, I get really annoyed - like, he’s a motherfucking former Empire. You don’t gain all of THIS without being a total fucking badass.
lovers-sin: zooophagous: 4gifs: Tiger gets a bad baby tooth removed DID THAT MOTHERFUCKER JUST YOINK A MOTHERFUCKING FANG OUT OF THAT FUCKING TIGER’S FUCKING FACE and then the tiger’s like “allow me to thank you by nibbling on your arm”
#ball so hard motherfuckers wanna fine me #but first my brother in law gotta find me #what’s fifty grand to a motherfucker like me can you please remind me #(health insurance)
noceiling-m: “Man, just say the shit wit me. Cruisin’ ! Like it’s a motherfucking Sunday and you cruisin’ down Crenshaw in a motherfucking 6-4” Cause the boyz n tha hood are always hard
