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solarselection: 4gifs: Sniper prank (illegal, don’t try this at home). That boy was high stepping like a motherfucker
halosandsunshine: hecallsmehisprincess. See!!!!! 😳 And it stings like a motherfucker, so… why?
itswistfulmelody: All these motherfuckers want real love
h-kaiomenh: spaceniggaz: prasinoxaos: Pizza ft. Coca cola that’s a motherfucking great combination right there πίτσα και κρασί * Διδαξε τους
pedahls: Do you ever just get turned off by how people think? Like ya u a no for me
residentgoodgirl:Megan thee stallion is just a regular girl who raps and goes/went to school. she’s not a gang member, she’s not in prison, she isn’t an ex-con, like she said, she’s a law-abiding citizen. she has no “no snitching” code to
Did you know that in Japan there are 3 ways to say "I love you"? You say "Daisuki" for friends and guys you like, you say "Aishiteru" for a more serious relationship and you say "Koishiteru" to the person you want to spend the rest of your life with.
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volcanicminds: Night school at Greendale Community College.
discoverynews: Newly Found Alien Planet Could Host Life The newly confirmed planet, Kepler-22b, orbits smack in the middle of the habitable zone of a star similar to our own. Previous research had hinted at the existence of such Earth-like planets,
minazarei: astrocyte-deactivated20171202: asperatus cloud x IT’S LIKE WATCHING THE WAVES ABOVE YOU FROM THE BOTTOM OF THE OCEAN
recordsandcigarettes: 1-indsey: The only known video footage of Anne Frank I can’t think of any reason why someone would not reblog this. If this isn’t interesting/sad to you, then I don’t know what you like in life. Can’t we hit 1,000,000
straightedgemama: thew0lfqueen: Don’t date someone you wouldn’t own a dog with This is like really sound advice though
stretchedlobes: darreninfinity: beavercop: melleigh: This machine allows anyone to work for minimum wage for as long as they like. Turning the crank on the side releases one penny every 4.97 seconds, for a total of ů.25 per hour. This corresponds
astrocyte-deactivated20171202: asperatus cloud x IT’S LIKE WATCHING THE WAVES ABOVE YOU FROM THE BOTTOM OF THE OCEAN
1nd2rd3st: ridge: do you ever pretend like you didn’t see something so the other person doesn’t feel embarrassed 750,324 people whose mama taught them right
automatically: walking a drunk friend like
ussawesome: when you spell a word so wrong that spell check is like i dont know what to tell u man
thatsthat24: dioburandou: daemontool: remember this show where this one dude had to guess what is he smelling and he put his nose into someones asshole and went “smells like ass” and the commentator went “correct” and this dude did the funniest
kittenstyles: There’s no joy like getting to close all the windows and tabs of research you had open once you’re finally done with a paper.
lexjust: proudvaginaowner: Stand up by Donald Glover live from New York and speaking the damn harsh truth. i dont think enough guys realize how important it is to make simple gestures like this to girls.
nicolezai: if we’re texting and my attitude all of a sudden changes to dry text, it means i saw some shit i didn’t like and i will let you figure it out on your own
wigglytuffer: when your friend is in an argument and says a good comeback and you’re behind them like
gpwhs: Jesus Christ, this is a real place. The world’s biggest salt flat -the ground turns into a giant mirror when it rains. This might even be better than the Aurora Borealis. I’ve never seen space like that, let alone mirrored on the ground below
love-health-workout: omq-ashton: disneyismyloveandlife: jellals: my brother fucking sent me this picture and said “remember… who you are…” IVE REBLOGGED THIS LIKE THREE TIMES AND ONLY NOW AM I SEEING THE FUCKING LION This is cool af am
nasty-like-nas: louie
thepoeticrebel:cosbyykidd: saturnsorbit: ddaughter: i think its dumb if drug dealers get sentenced to longer in prison than rapists?? like people ask for drugs but no one asks for rape??? Drug dealers are incarcerated for trying to out-hustle the
andreii-tarkovsky: shout out to all those young latinos and latinas living in their parent’s basements, houses or living in places who were facilitated by family and have to deal with either comments like ‘’you have to be really a loser to still
flowury: man her boyfriend is WHIPPED!!!!!! like she expects him to treat her with total respect & everything !!!! crazy
jean-luc-gohard: My favorite is that story every white person has that’s like, “My friend didn’t get into her dream school because they took a black guy with a lower GPA instead.” As though they were in the admissions office and heard the admissions
sleepybrowneyes: seifukucat: googled “dog swearing” and wasn’t disappointed His fucking look of determination. Like, “you’re going to fucking jail Greg.”
thehappyhooker: invaderxan: Women who are beyond done with all of this shit. (via) When I look at this I feel like it should be something from 100 years ago but this is really going on right now
Just because I look like a motherfucking tomboy and I’m drunk 💁🏻💕 Sorry bout the flash 😭😂😂
orgasmictipsforgirls: allmyswallows: This girl is a genius. She has taken an electric toothbrush to masturbate… BUT… she takes the toothbrush off and uses the little metal piece directly on her clit. It makes her squirt like a motherfucker!
i-want-spankings: Yeah. I just squirmed like a motherfucker.
WHEN A COCKOROACH CRAWLS OVER YOU IN YOUR BED AND YOU FUCKING FREAK OUT AND THEN WEHN YOU SMUSH IT IN A TISSUE A BILLION FUCKING TIMES AND OPEN IT AND THE MOTHERFUCKER AINT DEAD AND YOU SCREAM BLODDY FUCKING MURDER. yeah, i hate that too.
sapphiredoves: SPREAD THIS LIKE THE MOTHERFUCKING PLAGUE THIS IS TOO REAL YALL
domnator2: What are you talkin’ about, this shit here makes your wife’s pussy feel like sandpaper, motherfucker, now shut up and fuck me, bitch.
been working out like a motherfucker these past few days
chinitangnakangiti: This summer’s gonna hurt like a motherfucker.
avengersfalls: Home Depot like a motherfucker.
on a high from the awesome supernatural episode and then watching kitten videos can’t wait for this high to come down so I can crashhhhhhh like a motherfucker and hate everything, including myself :D
criminal-intent replied to your post: MEGAN I LEGIT HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT YOU’RE… HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW. YOU JUST POSTED IT LISTEN, YOU FIEND!!!!!! I REBLOG SHIT LIKE A MOTHERFUCKER AT THE SPEED OF LIGHT AND HAVE NO LIFE AND FORGET EVERYTHING
shady-inside: drinking tea like classy motherfuckers
hapawahine: @sundayconfessions here is your requested photo that you’ve been patiently waiting for.First time doing this………probably my last unless i do this 50+ times to get used to the pain which hurt like a motherfucker!
just-shower-thoughts: A rolling stone gathers no moss but a moving ceiling fan gathers dust like a motherfucker.
northwestbud: Green Crack, gonna be dab’n like a motherfucker
imsosickofbutthurtselenators: forgive me father for I am going to sin like a motherfucker tonight
draxdrilox: Really? That’s looks like a fanfic… Still one of my favorite parts in the movie.
I kinda forgot asks scrunch images like a motherfucker, so I’ll try and remember to post these requests as photo sets from now on.Also Korra with a huge cock is popular as ever. This wasn’t the only request.
exponential-atomic-mass: Back from a brief hiatus, where my stylus got fucking yoinked and I had to pay twice because shipping didn’t answer within the time frame they said they’d answer, and I was impatient like a motherfucker.Burned around ์
Whenever someone doesn’t have a link to their tagged/me and I type it onto the URL and find pictures of them I feel like a motherfucking detective
rygarsprite: Headcanon: Ruby can’t sing but she can rap like a motherfucker Can you just imagine it though? Ruby layin down the sickest, fastest rap ever? I need it in my life
‘Citrine’s pained screams barely pierced her ears, smothered by a sudden furious bellow that scared Sapphire to her knees. Like deafening white noise, cries swarmed from behind her, and the reinforcements threw themselves at the Vinotirans with
mudflaparts: My headcanon Garnet + Rose Quartz fusion: Rhodochrosite!Imagine how much PURE FUCKING LOVE this fusion is made of… i m a g i n e It’s thunderstormin’ like a motherfucker here tonight, I better get to bed ;;
mikkeneko: ghost-of-a-stitch: She’s the greatest earthbender I’ve ever seen i really liked that this was something they never backed away from. there was no moment in toph’s character arc where she had to be humbled by something or someone greater.
kinkyboysgirls: thedarkerkinkiersideofme: Now that’s an interesting tattoo! Pretty cool. Would hurt like a motherfucker but looks awesome.
