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Motherfuck! Look at this fuckin’ MONSTA AZZ! I'ma slap that shit until it’s red and raw! That bitch can stay just like that, in that position as I gear up with the almighty strap-on, plow that pussy until she’s orgasming one after the
#ball so hard motherfuckers wanna fine me #but first my brother in law gotta find me #what’s fifty grand to a motherfucker like me can you please remind me #(health insurance)
motherfucker-somewhat-limited:kurganfilledwithbearbones:kurganfilledwithbearbones:There are people getting angry about Eddie Izzard and like…. what year is itPeople saying Eddie Izzard is using she pronouns to further her career. She’s Eddie
mordenkainenofficial: when jay z asks “whats 50 grand to a motherfucker like me can you please remind me?” i think to myself “…no more student debt… moved out… dream car…” jay z if 50 grand is nothing to a motherfucker like you feel free
motherfucking-gunter-bitch: Marshall that’s like the 5th sweater you’ve taken off how many layers do you have on
and i’m broke. i’m broke as fuck. i go to work for a measly ass 33 dollars an hour, and this motherfucker got enough money to dump in a pot like he broke his motherfucking back for that shit. Nas was right Hip Hop is dead as fuck.
You ever get that one motherfucker who offers to play rock paper scissors but they do it different on purpose? Like, everyone is used to 1-2-go, and this bitch fucking knows it but you’ve never played her before, and this evil motherfucker thinks she’s
momswetpussy: “Fuck me like a whore, son! Mommy wants her son to fuck her like a fucking whore!” “Motherfucker!” she screamed when she felt the long, thick cock sink into her hot hole. “You motherfucking little son of a bitch! You horny bastard!
THE MOTHERFUCKING SCHOLASTIC BOOK FAIR THOUGH MAN. DO YOU REMEMBER THAT? IT WAS LIKE MOTHERFUCKING CHRISTMAS. YOU GOT TO BUY BOOKS, AND THEY HAD TOYS, AND UGH SOMETIMES THE BOOKS /CAME WITH TOYS/ AND THAT WAS JUST THE FUCKING BEST.
Motherfucker cock sucking hell. Soda was spilled on my laptop keyboard last night by accident. My mother has apologized six ways to sunday for it. More pissed at myself for not closing my laptop like I normally do. Using my mother’s old laptop until
artirl: “You see, this profession is filled to the brim with unrealistic motherfuckers. Motherfuckers who thought their ass would age like wine. If you mean it turns to vinegar, it does. If you mean it gets better with age, it don’t.” Pulp Fiction,
nekr0mantiika: “Now I’m sick in the head, in the head motherfucker, Like the living dead, living dead motherfucker.”🌹
nightlycomet: I like how Arin Hanson’s quotes range from, “Never stop drawing, the day you stop drawing is the day you die.”to, “Motherfucking Jessie Eisenberg Jesus Christ fuck dude Motherfucking Facebook movie bullshit Jesus can you fucking
harleycitysiren: THE MOTHERFUCKING SCHOLASTIC BOOK FAIR THOUGH MAN. DO YOU REMEMBER THAT? IT WAS LIKE MOTHERFUCKING CHRISTMAS. YOU GOT TO BUY BOOKS, AND THEY HAD TOYS, AND UGH SOMETIMES THE BOOKS /CAME WITH TOYS/ AND THAT WAS JUST THE FUCKING BEST.
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nzurianne: mordenkainenofficial: when jay z asks “whats 50 grand to a motherfucker like me can you please remind me?” i think to myself “…no more student debt… moved out… dream car…” jay z if 50 grand is nothing to a motherfucker like
mangocianamarch: greencarnations: okay but then look at his mum. specifically, at her eyes. why you harry potter motherfucker lookin like your dad with your mum’s eyes you harry potter motherfucker
motherfucking-freakshow: Ricky <3 Courtesy of the amazing Jeremy Saffer ! Check out his tumblr/page for more amazing pictures like these ones :D
I have a real motherfUCKING problem with myself right now because it’s motherfucking dumb to get so cunfomrtable by this one fucking word that means something cute and sthi cause like yeah I gtet my brain ties it to all tgat bullshit but noI feel so
monica-geller: IF YOU COME INTO MY MOTHERFUCKING BEDROOM AND MY MOTHERFUCKING DOOR IS CLOSED I CANNOT BEGIN TO IMAGINE WHAT WOULD MOTHERFUCKING POSESS YOU TO LEAVE THE DOOR OPEN WHEN YOU MOTHERFUCKING LEAVE MY MOTHERFUCKING BEDROOM AGAIN LIKE DID SOME
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motherfucking-cunt: i love this.. LOL <3 i wish every girl could think like this <3 i love this <33333 you’re beautiful
monica-geller: IF YOU COME INTO MY MOTHERFUCKING BEDROOM AND MY MOTHERFUCKING DOOR IS CLOSED I CANNOT BEGIN TO IMAGINE WHAT WOULD MOTHERFUCKING POSSESS YOU TO LEAVE THE DOOR OPEN WHEN YOU MOTHERFUCKING LEAVE MY MOTHERFUCKING BEDROOM AGAIN LIKE DID SOME
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noceiling-m: “Man, just say the shit wit me. Cruisin’ ! Like it’s a motherfucking Sunday and you cruisin’ down Crenshaw in a motherfucking 6-4”Cause the boyz n tha hood are always hard
patbee: #ball so hard motherfuckers wanna fine me #but first my brother in law gotta find me #what’s fifty grand to a motherfucker like me can you please remind me #(health insurance)
write-it-motherfuckers:vlad9881:write-it-motherfuckers: To whom it may concern,If you have had the misfortune, of finding this note, then you are most likely the new owner of this property. And for that, I can only apologise, and offer my condolences.I
IF YOU COME INTO MY MOTHERFUCKING BEDROOM AND MY MOTHERFUCKING DOOR IS CLOSED I CANNOT BEGIN TO IMAGINE WHAT WOULD MOTHERFUCKING POSESS YOU TO LEAVE THE DOOR OPEN WHEN YOU MOTHERFUCKING LEAVE MY MOTHERFUCKING BEDROOM AGAIN LIKE DID SOME MOTHERFUCKER
Just how I like them., classy and unattainable.
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alekzmx: YES! finally Adam Levine show his bare butt in the (very grainy) music video “This Summer’s Gonna Hurt Like A Motherfucker” x
xsecretloveaffairx: No guilt here. ❤ I embrace who I am, and I rock that shit like a motherfucker. ✌
bernybop: Rachi B: Fuck da motherfucking police. What ya lookin’ at rude boi?! DAYUM STRAIGHT YOU BETTER LOOK AWAY! These hoes ain’t seen nothin’ yet.Quinn: Go away, we’re looking for an empty room. I don’t have photoshop downloaded yet on
renrenkii replied to your post: HOW DID I FORGET THAT BLOOD TESTS HURT SO BAD… Did you get your finger pricked or did you get it from the veins? I prefer it from my veins so they don’t have to stab the shit out of my fingers -.- from the vein;‿
makemysoulyourtoy: Those binder clips hurt like a motherfucker
wiccateachings: The Celtic Animal Zodiac. The Celts honored the rhythms of Nature, and observed different flavors of their environment according to the season. Like our Native American kin, the full moon in each month held a special personality. They
ropegetsmewet:As promised, from my photo shoot with Eye of Ra. These were definitely the best of the bunch. As for the finger(s), what can I say? I’m a brat and that right leg tie hurt like a motherfucker.
yupokaysuremhm: official-lucifers-child: hallowlock: gorefuckershouse: How Queer people type • several spelling errors • CAPS LOCK • LGKDSJNANEIFJR • ??!!?!?!?!! • ??? •Swearing like a motherfucking salior • a superfluous amount of
I'll flirt like a motherfucker but once I'm taken I'm loyal as fuck.
IF YOU COME INTO MY MOTHERFUCKING BEDROOM AND MY MOTHERFUCKING DOOR IS CLOSED I CANNOT BEGIN TO IMAGINE WHAT WOULD MOTHERFUCKING POSESS YOU TO LEAVE THE DOOR OPEN WHEN YOU MOTHERFUCKING LEAVE MY MOTHERFUCKING BEDROOM AGAIN LIKE DID SOME MOTHERFUCKER DROP
I went to the gym twice today and now I’m dying
I fucking hate when men turn the body hair on women conversation into “you’re not allowing me to have a personal preference of no body hair” like no, motherfucker, actually I’m just asking you to not tell me what to do with my
