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idealwiththis: xx-1d-babe-xx: what the fucking fuck?!?!? did you see how high that motherfucker just fucking jumped?!?!? he leaped up there like it was no big thing- like a baby fucking gazelle and just kinda pulled himself up the rest of the way-
the-lonely-scottish-guy: technicolor-symbiont: stereo-symbiosis: remember when you were younger and getting socks or pajamas for christmas was like the worst most boring present ever, but now it’s like aww yiss motherfucking socks that’s right
vagabondquest: circebeaker: THAT ONE CHARACTER FROM NEON GENESIS EVANGELION WITH WHITE HAIR LEGITIMATELY CREEPS ME OUT EVERY TIME I SEE HIM ON MY DASH LIKE EVERY EXPRESSION HE HAS SEEMS SO INTIMATE GET BACK MOTHERFUCKER YOU DON’T KNOW ME LIKE THAT
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evelynconnery: sometimes i reblog a textpost with like ten notes and im like “hell yeah i support independent textposts” happy motherfucking small business saturday
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wilmasteez: malkabreezy: When someone disses Rebecca Black Im like: But when a motherfucker disses chris brown I’m like: lmfaooo.
kaworusochinchin: circebeaker: THAT ONE CHARACTER FROM NEON GENESIS EVANGELION WITH HE WHITE HAIR LEGITIMATELY CREEPS ME OUT EVERY TIME I SEE HIM ON MY DASH LIKE EVERY EXPRESSION HE HAS SEEMS SO INTIMATE GET BACK MOTHERFUCKER YOU DON’T KNOW ME LIKE
kurloser: roaminromans: MY FAVOURITE PICTURE OF THE QUEEN EVERYBODY ELSE IS LIKE SHOCKED AND MORTIFIED AND SHE’S JUST LIKE “BUT THE PARTY HAS ONLY JUST STARTED MOTHERFUCKERS”
vaporwavesimulator: shamelessly-anonymous: vaporwavesimulator: nothing like pulling these bad boys out after a long day am i right boys. clack clack motherfucker Posts like these diminish my withering sense of humour Congrats thats okay
thatsalotofsalad: sexynemo: I want like 10 please he looks so done but dude cMON hes all like “ah shit my tiger wont leave me alone” SHIT BRUH YOUVE GOT A GODDAMN GOD OF A FELINE WANTING YOUR SNUGGLES PICK YO ASS UP AND CUDDLE THAT MOTHERFUCKER
shejla24: fuck old pervert men who look at every young girl on the street with their poor excuses “oh she is wearing cleavage and tight leggings! she only dresses like that for male attention!” like next time i see a bitch ass motherfucker grandpa
gallusrostromegalus: ppaction: Here’s what Donald Trump doesn’t want you to know: ACA open enrollment begins TODAY! Spread the word and #GetCovered. hey if you’re a broke motherfucker like me, you’re likely to be able to get your insurance
homuratrash: jade got right the fuck to business like, step 1, look cute, step 2, look like u can kill a motherfucker jade harley doesnt fuck around
pocahonturd: howlcity: why do small children find the need to scream like they’re being brutally murdered or motherfuckers in highschool hallways god dammit like you saw stacy yesterday chill the fuck out
etteluor: listoflifehacks: If you like this list of life hacks, follow ListOfLifeHacks for more like it! I couldn’t have clicked the motherfucking follow button faster after I saw the pinata cookies with mini m&m’s inside holy shit let me
zachlilley: demonman16: listoflifehacks: If you like this list of life hacks, follow ListOfLifeHacks for more like it! Yeah the flavour stimulus ones are stupid, where in the world are you allowed to eat in a test. Stay away from this motherfucker
kveatscookies: suicideducks: Why is Jack Skellington like this hero of emo culture he is basically the peppiest Motherfucker to ever exist. Everyone seems to forget Jack got bored of the gloomy crap and then saw Christmas and was like, “I WANT THAT
phanplacentaa: phan-tasticfour: dan-motherfucking-howell: nightospherian: They have the same bed set.. different colors WHY HAVEN’T I REALIZED THIS BEFORE cRYING dan’s is dark like his soul phil’s is colorful like his personality you have
7-weeks: y'all make it sound like drinkin water will make me mentally stable like sip sip I’m still depressed motherfuckers
nitorin: oohmrleo: born-like-coward: yepperoni: sega found a bedazzler BLINGBLING MOTHERFUCKERS It’s like blingee in real life she just needs some figures of snoop dogg around her Swag
oarfjsh:avatarbanaartjie:avatarbanaartjie:absolutely fuckin hate it when the news is like “we’re about to enter a recession…times are about to get tougher….” Like, motherfuckers, times were already tough. They’ve been tough for years. There’s
Me, a known hypochondriac who refuses to use any restroom in the house aside from their own: hey guys I’ll be back in a sec My sister: you’re just making up excuses to not use the bathroom downstairs Me, internally: one of these days my hatred
lovelucila: dropthebasslikeacid: the-high-end-of-low: This needs like a billion notes Rest in peace you fucking clever ass motherfucker Well if you put it like that… wow
fagschool: butchlvr: He’s not gonna be too interested in fucking girls much after this! Not with the way he moaned and cried out like some bitch in heat! Fuck if the bitch likes it and you can ear it out motherfucking loud!
butlikeimagines: comic-phanss: phantasticphil: gettingmildlysuggestive: “when i try to do a sexy wink, i just look like a moose having a stroke” LIAR. LIAR. YOU ARE A LYING MOTHERFUCKER YOU DEFINITELY DO NOT LOOK LIKE A MOOSE HAVING A STROKE.
brightredkettle: nezumi and shion’s relationship is kind of like this: nezumi and shion go to starbucks and shion buys like a mocha frappucino and nezumi buys BLACK COFFEE NO SUGAR NO CREAM HARDCORE MOTHERFUCKER and he secretly wants a sweet drink
too-fob-for-you: i love patrick motherfucking stump’s voice not just his singing voice but how he talks his voice isn’t too high but it isn’t too low either i like the choice of words he uses i like how when he talks he makes tiny little hand gestures
empty-golld: Bought a hundred dollar bottle of champagne like me? Just to pour that motherfucker down the drain like me?
deaddei: y’all make it sound like drinkin water will make me mentally stable like sip sip im still depressed motherfuckers
ever feel like a bad bitch 99% of the time but some motherfucker who you are in love with makes you feel like a worthless piece of shit the remaining 1% because he didn’t catch feels for you? fuck you and fuck the fact that you have my heart.
gallifreyanturtles: apatheticghost: idealasslaw: apatheticghost: i wish we could like bite stuff with our vaginas like “oooh ur gonna press on my face during sex??? well SNAP MOTHERFUCKER" THERES A MOVO IE ABUOTT TI Yes and it’s a somehow
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dragonsdonthavegenders: Have you ever been completely blindsided by how much a person turns you on? Like one minute they’re just talking and then they do something with their hands or face and you’re like “holy fuck you are the sexiest motherfucker
