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veganizzm: EASY LUNCH! Combine 2 cups quinoa + 4 cups veg stock or water and cook 15 minutes. In a pan, sauté chopped ramps, fresh or canned tomatoes, and chopped spinach. Add the veg to the quinoa, mix in chopped cashews, and season with curry
People that troll the vegan take like “ I don’t want to eat rice and beans with no salt” Clearly don’t know shit about cooking. If you can’t make rice and beans taste good you need to back away from the stove and pick up
Whoever said vegan food is nasty clearly has no taste buds or just can’t cook
theantidote: Espresso Coconut Ice Cream prep time: 2 hrs cook time: 10 mins Ingredients: 1 13.5 ounce can regular coconut milk ⅓ cup granulated sugar 1 teaspoon vanilla extract 2 shots freshly brewed espresso optional: ½ tablespoon espresso
The cool thing about constantly cooking is that you learn a lot about flavor and taste. I can dream up recipes in my head and know that this spice will go well with this bean/grain/veggie. It’s really amazing
dappertomboy: Carleigh, gender neutral, obviously gay, 21, fitness, cooking, mechanics. I can’t wait for the fall 😁 You look tall as hell
drackiszunk: Kettle cooked chips can destroy your mouth but it’s entirely worth it.
snaacks: bae: can you cook????me:
cyclopentadiene: naytile: cyclopentadiene: Concept: Cutthroat Kitchen, but with synthesis instead of cooking. “Chemists, win this auction and you can replace one of your labmates’ silicone grease with peanut butter!” “Replace the other fume
jturn: evangelinelily: cooking with jeff goldblum and bryce dallas howard please turn the sound on you won’t regret it I know Jeff Goldblum is the better part of this video but Bryce’s laugh is so anime hand face pose that I can’t believe it.
eggsaladstain: i really can’t recommend worst cooks in america enough
feelsmoor:thegayteen:Do something with your life that would make a 1950s straight white man angryI’m already a lesbian who can’t cook what more do you want
jtotheizzoe: via geekymerch: These awesome science and math inspired cutting boards can be found at Elysium Woodworks! Cooking is just carefully-applied, delicious chemistry, so you might as well use as much science as possible when you’re in the
deeptalkswithmonica: aidenmorse: “If you love cooking with garlic, you know it does a lot of good in recipes by helping build flavor — but its strong odor can linger for hours, especially on our hands. We’ve all been in the situation where
c0deinee: CAN’T WAIT TO MOVE INTO A SIMPLE APARTMENT WITH THE LOVE OF MY LIFE AND FALL ASLEEP AND WAKE UP NEXT TO THEM AND COOK DINNER WITH THEM AND HAVE RANDOM MIDNIGHT TRIPS FOR SNACKS AND STAY UP LATE PLAYING VIDEO GAMES OR WATCHING MOVIES AND BEING
missinglinc: I want a boyfriend so we can do cute things like picnics in the park, choking each other during sex, taking cute pictures, & cooking together. And smoke blunts together, and rap trap music together, and stuff.
binarynode: // Can you smell what Realität & Binary Node are cooking?
fuckyeahcracker: Saudi student is literally surrounded by FBI for cooking rice under terrorist suspicions White people literally can not associate positive words with Black faces because of racism More white people use drugs but Black people are sent
queen-of-love-and-beauty: Men who can’t cook, clean, or even do their own laundry are not “cute” and “in need of a woman to care for them”. They are spoiled brats so dependent on gender roles that they never bothered to learn the minimal skills
andioyu: cooking for friends and watching buffy together is pretty nice :3 except now they’re off to the movies and i can’t watch any more buffy until they’re back nooo i am tole by very indignant movie-goers that batman vs superman is a complete
hotanhorney:Works for me. I love sex… I love to cook so heck we can have a real good time
kimberleydestruction: mugglescanttameme: magentamayhem: YOU GUYS ARE FOOLS YOU HAVE TO DECORATE THEM AFTER YOU COOK THEM AND THEY’VE COOLED THANK YOU HOLY SHIT But…how can you mess up a croissant? HOW? HOW?
2b1training: Can you smell what The ROCK is cooking? It’s AWESOME !!
I’m getting groceries and got the ingredients for pumpkin spice cupcakes with actual pumpkin. With icing. I also should have the ingredients for gingerbread cookies. And I can make chili and cook chicken for the week. I just need to prep some easy
I don’t wanna stay another class. I wanna go home. I tired and hungwy. :P It’s my most interesting class at least. I hope I can keep up today. Slowly loosing the power to stay in Big space today. I’ll go home, cook dinner and relax,
kerflump: adhd things no-one really talks about- skewed sense of time eg; i can easily get there and back before my eggs cook!- altered sense of reality//tendency to get sucked up in daydreams and temporarily lose track of real life- extremely vivid
ryebreadgf:terraqua111:ryebreadgf:people are always like why can’t i cook restaurant level good food and the answer is always butter & cream & salt sorry. you have to accept thisWhat kind of shit junk food restaurants are you all visiting where
stazzeybitch02: goodgracey03: When men can’t cook but then harrass me when I do. 😜 Mmm hot lil bitch
goodheavensyouboys: staying home alone is cool because yay i can go out for a walk at 3 in the morning and cook whatever i want and play some weird loud music and walk around in nothing but a t shirt and pee with the door open but its also terrifying
outrunmyself: no-more-ramen: If you have a strainer, you can place it on top of a pot and use it for steaming vegetables and/or heating frozen or refrigerated food at the same time as you’re cooking your pasta, noodles, potatoes or anything else under
quietasides:Can’t whisk, then two months later…Harry: You know when he’s been cooking if you walk into the kitchen and there’s stuff everywhere. Just stuff everywhere. Niall: Yeah, that’s what I said to Harry the other day — remember, I came
thesidekink: Eyeofthecyclone just posted these new pics of Jack Mason as a hero named “Marine Guy”. I know I’m crushing hard on him but damn I can’t wait to see what photo story they cook up with him.
feelsmoor: thegayteen: Do something with your life that would make a 1950s straight white man angry I’m already a lesbian who can’t cook what more do you want
jimrub86: cuckqueandaddy: pinkparentheses: domesticatedcunt: Why settle for good when you can be great?! :) good sluts only exist 4 cooking and fucking <3 Truth @kryptonite1 not sure you’re this good …? Lol
dickprintbandit: quickweaves: aviholic: psl: I feel like this is the White mum who can actually cook a seasoned meal, and is probably woke on racial issues aesthetic Go awf Beth ! this is me Yas!
thotlr:bae: can you cook????me:
i-am-yours-to-breed: How to be a Good Little Wifey 1. Cook lots of yummy, healthy food for Daddy to help him stay big and strong. 2. Always wear pretty dresses with no underwear when in the house so Daddy can access you whenever he wants. 3. Always
desireemebreedee: i-am-yours-to-breed: How to be a Good Little Wifey 1. Cook lots of yummy, healthy food for Daddy to help him stay big and strong. 2. Always wear pretty dresses with no underwear when in the house so Daddy can access you whenever
