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call-it-erotic: Why kiss the cook when you can fuck her?
lewdua: Happy birthday NessieHey there Lewdies!I created my baby, Nessie, the 27th of july 2017, so I can celebrate her first year today.Alison is not really a cook, but she took the time to prepare for this event, watching a cake tutorial on Youtube
eatinglivingbreathinghealthy: Simple Chia Pudding- perfect for a supercharged breakfast and for those who don’t have time to cook in the morning. You can top this baby with as many of your favorite toppings such as fruit, granola, jam, nut butters
artichokehold: I’m pretty good at cooking i can make a mean chicken
daddysgoodgirl22: How many likes and shares can I get if I use my ass AND my face?!? I still don’t get why I’m single. Why would you not want to settle down with allllll of this?! And have my affection and cooking too?! Crazy….. Kik: thodgelane27
gooddickandcash: randomgayyyblog: latinomayhem: http://rawmayhem.us When bae helps you cook Ok Shit can get real, quick ! Fuck around and be ordering take out lol
shibarifan01: nicoception: deeptalkswithmonica: aidenmorse: “If you love cooking with garlic, you know it does a lot of good in recipes by helping build flavor — but its strong odor can linger for hours, especially on our hands. We’ve all
dragginage: please please please teach your children to cook while they still live under your roof. even the most elementary things can’t be overlooked. because i just had to show my 24 year old boyfriend how to use a potato peeler and now i need to
haitori: /THIIIIS/ CLOSE TO FINISHING THE GAME And all I can say is I want these boys happy with their photography and cooking and fishing and cup noodles AND IGGY IN FASHIONABLE SUITS so here is a small piece to honor all the small happy things this
ckret2: queenqueso: killallnazis: triplehamburgerjack: piddlebucket: Yeah???? And????? If you eat that much fruit at once you can say hello to your toilet “one raw ingredient has less calories than a bunch of ingredients cooked together to make
woody112704: positive-memes: programmerhumour: Pure savage Girls can be coders too It makes me wonder what these guys think of their mothers. Do they just see them as maids who cooked and cleaned after their lazy asses?
c0deinee:CAN’T WAIT TO MOVE INTO A SIMPLE APARTMENT WITH THE LOVE OF MY LIFE AND FALL ASLEEP AND WAKE UP NEXT TO THEM AND COOK DINNER WITH THEM AND HAVE RANDOM MIDNIGHT TRIPS FOR SNACKS AND STAY UP LATE PLAYING VIDEO GAMES OR WATCHING MOVIES AND BEING
wesker-is-hot: troybakerrr: You have a dinner date for seven pm. What time do you arrive? Seven. Am. Case the restaurant. Run background checks on the staff. Can the cook be trusted? If not I gotta kill him. Dispose of the body. Replace him with my
femdomgames: Secret mission: Think of a nice thing you want him to do for you. It can be anthying from rubbing your feet to cooking you a specific meal, but don’t tell him what it is. Then tell him that he is not allowed an orgasm until he completes
otomesway: BL novel, You are my destiny! At long last, Hikaru pays a visit to Tohru’s apartment! Even though there’s the promise of a delicious home cooked meal, Tohru can’t help but want for
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canadajonesblog: *Loud humming* Michigan: Sorry, groceries took longer than expected. Oh good, I was worried the charge would run out before I got home. You can hold out till after I cook dinner, right, Jones? KINKtober Day 12: Master/Slave Read Issue
bigwolfcakebelly:You can tell if I like your cooking by the way I keep eating it after my gut starts pressing against the table. 😮💨 Gonna need a lot of rubs.Help blow this belly up by supporting me on Patreon! 💪
pupnobley: That moment when Sir cooked your favourite food and it smells sooooo good, but you have to wait for a few minutes before you can dive in without burning your snout… *drools* Puppy problems.
tinhrt: When bae asks, what’s for dinner? You knew I can’t cook, so here… here’s dinner. Stuff your face 👊🏽😜 *stop stealing my fucking pictures…
If your bitch can’t cook, she better do this at least.
forever-classyx: Oh my gosh people, be nice to your waiter/waitress, it’s not their fault that your food is cold or if it’s under cooked. Be nice to the cashiers who are still training and can’t ring up your items as quickly as you want. If
bennemonte: Still alive! Internet is still ass. Can’t upload anything bigger than an image for now, will try to find a fix. Anyway, two things:1: WIP: 2: Motherfucking democracy. I had my Patrons cook up a list of characters for a poll for an upcoming
c0deinee: CAN’T WAIT TO MOVE INTO A SIMPLE APARTMENT WITH THE LOVE OF MY LIFE AND FALL ASLEEP AND WAKE UP NEXT TO THEM AND COOK DINNER WITH THEM AND HAVE RANDOM MIDNIGHT TRIPS FOR SNACKS AND STAY UP LATE PLAYING VIDEO GAMES OR WATCHING MOVIES AND BEING
novaeflux: foodffs: Avocado SalsaReally nice recipes. Every hour.Show me what you cooked! ozdaddy – when I visit can we make this? Please??
nobody147: layeyes:Been Busy Cooking Ups Chapter 2. Will be releasing Parts of chapters in March 2015 This just brighten up my day, Wooooo, can’t wait =3
foodishouldnoteat: if you love food follow my blog! I love eating and cooking it, not pictures of food I can’t afford. No follow.
I’m glad the idea of “women’s work” is disappearing here in North America. A man who can’t cook, who won’t do dishes, who won’t do laundry, who won’t clean up after himself is hardly fit to be called a man. He is a child, and should be
perla-speedofsound-adventuring: : Kirby's Final Smash in SSB4 Whoa WAY better than the cooking pot from Brawl! Now I can kick more ass with Kirby! =D
Well, if I can’t be on my my bike I might as well do the next best thing! Cook on the grill!!
somemenarejustbetter: From the other side of a glory hole, every inferior feels the same. They can be a high-powered executive or a fry cook at the local McDonalds. As long as they understand their real purpose in life is to service me, they’re
lyndsayfaye: asparkofinsanity: #i can smell somone cooking shitty food #my chef senses are tingling Bless.
electricr0se: I can’t wait to move in with someone and cook for them and own dogs and watch movies and have a live-in-best-friend who I get to bang
the-naughtyvirgin: Let me cook you a Sunday dinner, then you can have me for dessert :)
gilded-wings: ((Closing the mail box for a while so I can focus on this little project I’ve got cooking for Gilda.)) Silly Derpy~! x3 <3
thehorsewife: If someone asks you how hot the oven should be for cooking pizza the only answer is “As hot as it can go”Peanut Butter Fund Veggie pizzas FTW~
2mahnas: mylittlefanart: Stand back my dear http://dlvr.it/MjZb87 - Please like and share this post, and support your favorite My Little Pony fan artists! Can you smell what the Bon Bon been cooking? o:
Oh jeeze @.@;; Well at least ya didn’t get half way through perparation/cooking before needing the canned goods, only discover you couldn’t open them ^^;;; Haaaate getting halfway through something only to realize you lack (in this case, access to)
raaackzcity: biyaself: jehovahhthickness: jehovahhthickness: I can’t with this girl 😂😂😂 @swiper This gonna be me when I cook for my man 😂❤️
officialwhitegirls: when your mom’s cooking food and you can smell it from another room
rdoombringer34: Personally, I’d go with the second option. You can always cook her later.
jim-sugomi-sketches: something :P taking a break in stream due to excessive tiredness, and since its non bondagey or cooking i can include the bottom as well :P been several posts on ekas as well.
hairypigcub:“It’s okay little guy. You only need to be in that state a little longer, then you can become what you were meant to be: a nice delicious longpig roast. Just thinking about you cooked up makes me hungry. Alright here’s the oven, don’t
hairypigcub: “It’s okay little guy. You only need to be in that state a little longer, then you can become what you were meant to be: a nice delicious longpig roast. Just thinking about you cooked up makes me hungry. Alright here’s the oven, don’t
proudhappysub: “Darling, your breakfast is ready, you can finish cooking mine after.”
madamemammeries: Happy Hump Day, Lovers! I won’t be live streaming today but I’ll be cooking up something new instead. Turn on post notifications and stay tuned. You can watch my past streams by clicking the link in my bio. http://bit.ly/2DT12c7
queen-of-love-and-beauty: Men who can’t cook, clean, or even do their own laundry are not “cute” and “in need of a woman to care for them”. They are spoiled brats so dependent on gender roles that they never bothered to learn the minimal skills
whatwecanfic: mizgnomer: David Tennant’s D.T. mug Excerpt from Benjamin Cook’s interview with David Tennant in DWM 369BC: I can’t help but notice that you’re drinking out of a mug with your face on it. That’s a bit narcissistic of you.DT:
hannahscribbles: thepioden: awed-frog: By the way, just in case this helps someone - COOKING - creativity is okay BAKING - stick to the recipe (you can usually adjust sugar content to taste, though) BREAD - wait for the right weather conditions (or
dino-spine: hungry-fangirl14: If kinetic energy can be converted to thermal energy, how hard do I need to slap a chicken to cook it?
mattholicguilt:any female born after 2345 can’t cook… all they know is replicator, charge they tricorder, beam places, be bisexual, eat hot gagh and lie
legok9: any time lady regenerated after 2017 can’t cook… all they know is tea at yaz’s , charge they sonic screwdriver, repress emotions, be bisexual , eat custard creams & lie about gallifrey
wherda-cat: virtual-living: browngxl: My daughter also needs to see if your son can manage a house, cook food. Only then we’ll agree to this marriage. It’s a nice ad from BIBA India with a good ending as well. Link - (x) Okay, he’s got potential.
jtotheizzoe: via geekymerch: These awesome science and math inspired cutting boards can be found at Elysium Woodworks! Cooking is just carefully-applied, delicious chemistry, so you might as well use as much science as possible when you’re in the
iguanamouth: iguanamouth: the area i live in apparently had an outbreak of e coli in the water supply so none of the tapwater can be consumed or used for cooking im so thirsty and the only thing to drink in the house is soy sauce do not drink soy sauce
bedupolker: I can’t BAYLEEF it took me this long to jump on the Pokemon Variation Bandwagon! Anyways, some sketchy bayleefs. A must-have for any cook.
