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3holes4you: Let me know if you want me to get you a drink.. Or do your laundry.. Or cook you something.. Also you can bend me over and use me like a dirty disposable fuck toy.. Yeah, lets start with that one…
female-animals:domesticated-wife: misogynistowner:Cook, clean and fuck. The key to happiness is no more difficult than that.Women have been deceived and now are entangled in their own web and can’t see how easy it is to achieve happiness We concur
electricr0se: I can’t wait to move in with someone and cook for them and own dogs and watch movies and have a live-in-best-friend who I get to bang
That moment when you realize your actual brother is a lot like Sans so that makes you…
Forgot to mention I’ll be away for a week! I’ll have access to the Net, but not a lot of time to cook up new stuff. Just sit tight and I’ll be back soon. Or you can go through my art tag to see stuff I’ve already posted. :)
I can’t help but feel that when I draw and paint rather than write or cook, I may as well be carving my face on the dark side of the moon.
swymincest: Son I will be honest, i can’t cook, but i suck a mean dick. Fucking puffies
c0deinee: CAN’T WAIT TO MOVE INTO A SIMPLE APARTMENT WITH THE LOVE OF MY LIFE AND FALL ASLEEP AND WAKE UP NEXT TO THEM AND COOK DINNER WITH THEM AND HAVE RANDOM MIDNIGHT TRIPS FOR SNACKS AND STAY UP LATE PLAYING VIDEO GAMES OR WATCHING MOVIES AND BEING
scientia-rex: cherryseltzer: piece of advice from an old tumblr person: if you are a woman and you are dating a man, do not settle down with, cohabitate with, or marry a man who needs you to do basic things to take care of him. like, if he can’t cook
Your slut can be accessible to you even while she cooks and bakes for you.
cyancapsule: Emelie cooking! With nip slippage.She seems to insist on wearing aprons without clothing underneath cus she’s done this kinda thing before!EGGS AND BACON I KNOWThis image and others can be bought as stickers over at https://society6.com/cyanc
dragginage: please please please teach your children to cook while they still live under your roof. even the most elementary things can’t be overlooked. because i just had to show my 24 year old boyfriend how to use a potato peeler and now i need to
elshalarossa: Cooking one of my favorite meals dinner for @erotic-nonfiction and @sssshale who are coming over (with wine) so we can make some music together. Life doesn’t suck today.
incorrect48quotes:Sakura:Haruppi: Why are you so beautiful? When can we get married? How do you like your eggs cooked in the morning?
artichokehold: I’m pretty good at cooking i can make a mean chicken
asparkofinsanity: #i can smell somone cooking shitty food #my chef senses are tingling
starcoanonymous: “If you’re hungry I’m a great cook so why don’t you let me out of this chair and I’ll give you a taste.” - Marco Diaz Can I just say Marco is such a badass?
thepioden: awed-frog: By the way, just in case this helps someone - COOKING - creativity is okay BAKING - stick to the recipe (you can usually adjust sugar content to taste, though) BREAD - wait for the right weather conditions (or engineer them), be
candiikismet: thecobrasnakee: I look like I can’t cook, that’s accurate I love this lol
queen-of-love-and-beauty: Men who can’t cook, clean, or even do their own laundry are not “cute” and “in need of a woman to care for them”. They are spoiled brats so dependent on gender roles that they never bothered to learn the minimal skills
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yiddishanarchy: yiddishanarchy: Please help me. The little food I have is going bad and I can’t cook, or charge things, or even see because my electricity suddenly got pulled even though I was under the impression my account was fucking fine and I’m
dino-spine: hungry-fangirl14: If kinetic energy can be converted to thermal energy, how hard do I need to slap a chicken to cook it?
puffsaddy: funniest part about this is that you can hear the parents of the kid getting cooked the most.
Not the yummiest looking meal I’ve ever cooked good thing looks can be deceiving 😊
icantnamemykinkblog: reasons to date chubby boys: •will eat your cooking even if u mess up a lil bit •drum solos can now be played on his stomach •luv handles give u something super nice to rest your hands on when u kiss Perks of dating me
thebootydiaries: concept: u come over and i cook an apple for dinner. we are in love as we look at each other. a single tear hits the ground as i morph into an almond (slightly smaller than the average size). u are running as fast as u can.
bigcutieecho: The bigger I have gotten the more comfortable and lazy I have gotten. I love to bake and the best way to combine comfort and baking from my comfy bed. Come watch me cook and enjoy the comfort of my bed!!! Can you guess what I baked?!Site
dragginage: dragginage: please please please teach your children to cook while they still live under your roof. even the most elementary things can’t be overlooked. because i just had to show my 24 year old boyfriend how to use a potato peeler and
lucioballin: God tier McElroy goofs - can you curse a real sword?- AMELIE, I COOK AN EGG WITH A SPOON- I will take a hammer and FIX the baby- beanfreak- roachy- I’m sprite pepsi, and I’m abstinence till I die!- worcestersher- what about…. one million
awed-frog: By the way, just in case this helps someone - COOKING - creativity is okay BAKING - stick to the recipe (you can usually adjust sugar content to taste, though) BREAD - wait for the right weather conditions (or engineer them), be one assertive
nordy-draws-stuff: damianimated: Please don’t leave babies, kids, or animals in hot cars this summer. “Just one minute” can feel like a lifetime when you’re being cooked alive. ☀️🚗 This could lead to heat stroke which is VERY DANGEROUS!!!
hannahscribbles: thepioden: awed-frog: By the way, just in case this helps someone - COOKING - creativity is okay BAKING - stick to the recipe (you can usually adjust sugar content to taste, though) BREAD - wait for the right weather conditions (or
splicky:howglorygoes:weepingandgnashingofteeth:any female born after 1993 can’t cook… all they know is insect powder, tnt, arse, acid, atom dust & lye 1800s pharmacist making cold medicine
elbenherzart: Nilak Frostbeak Prints are available in my store. First personal painting in a whiiiile. Things are incredible busy and I can’t wait to share what I’m cooking up. ^_^ Come say hi on twitter.
food52: Tropical paradise can be right in your kitchen. Coconut Waffles with Lime Curd & Cardamom Whipped Cream via Adventures in Cooking @celticknot65 😍
food52: Just when you think waffles can’t get any better…Cheesecake Filled Waffles with a Berry Drizzle via Honest Cooking
food52: Tropical paradise can be right in your kitchen. Coconut Waffles with Lime Curd & Cardamom Whipped Cream via Adventures in Cooking
memewhore: dekuturkey: can you smell what the rock is cooking? empandas de queso para ti y todos tus amigos jajajaja tambien hice un jugito de mango gracias, tia roca Every time I see this post I have to take off my glasses, sit back, and just wait
feelsmoor:thegayteen:Do something with your life that would make a 1950s straight white man angryI’m already a lesbian who can’t cook what more do you want
feelsmoor: thegayteen: Do something with your life that would make a 1950s straight white man angry I’m already a lesbian who can’t cook what more do you want
footprintsofatraveler: The hastag says “ would you marry a girl who can’t cook” and this girl slayed
goldenpoc: Fam you can ride a dudes dick, cook for him, wash his clothes, love him to the moon and back and dudes will STILL find nonexistent reasons to cheat. Stop with that “well if you don’t do so and so for your man what you expect” that’s
brattynympho: sensless-happines: k-ssav: diaryofakanemem: Stir Fry by Migos: Tasty Edition I would like this to be the official video, and we can pretend the other never happened. Yoooooo, I need the recipe. @brattynympho. I love them Cooking
radbian: gaspack: it always amazes me when a man says he doesn’t know how to iron, wash his clothes, or cook. Like, don’t you feel embarrassed saying that…smfh All the people in the comments saying “they were never taught how” can somehow learn
lalalana13: femme-enchanteur: clandestinedliving: Hi beautiful :) Just wanted to stop by and say hi :) your new pictures are absolutely stunning and I’m glad I can call you friend :* hopefully one day we will be able to meet - I’ll cook if you
foodffs: More food pics and ideas @ ig: taylor_cooks So my Mom really loves octopus, and she wanted me to make an app for her dinner party, so I came up with these Octopus and Spinach Phyllo Pies. 2 tbs olive oil ¾ lbs. of Octopus Canned in Olive Oil
foodffs: Have You See Rachael Teufel’s Geode Cake? Now You Can Make Your Own!*Really nice recipes. Every hour.Show me what you cooked!*full tutorial is not free (บ)
tinhrt: When bae asks, what’s for dinner? You knew I can’t cook, so here… here’s dinner. Stuff your face 👊🏽😜 *stop stealing my fucking pictures…
kingdash69: Get u A Guy that can do Both 😂 Cook & Fuck 💯💯🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾
wesker-is-hot: troybakerrr: You have a dinner date for seven pm. What time do you arrive? Seven. Am. Case the restaurant. Run background checks on the staff. Can the cook be trusted? If not I gotta kill him. Dispose of the body. Replace him with my
just-shower-thoughts: Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson should make a cookbook so we can finally smell what he’s been cooking.
