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Just finished 40minutes of cardio and cooked dinner in less then 10minutes! Love that I can be at my home in 20seconds after a workout! When try built this gym they did it right by putting condos and apartments right above it! Dinner is: Glazed Teriyaki
Wifey fried up thaf good chicken. A woman that can fuck and cook
mirandaconnors26: I also run a webcam. You guys can see me here: http://bit.ly/1Ii1w4r It is completely free and doesn’t require card info. I’m a private cam, so make an account and message me I’d eat her like a Cooke she would cum so hard
Happy Spanksgiving, Y'all! Nothing says American Thanksgiving like the artwork of Mr. Norman Rockwell. As you can imagine, I love Thanksgiving. The food! The performance that all the women get up to with the cooking and the shoo-ing you out of the
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surfnnturf:haversackers:“I’m gonna cook up a little something for dinner, and put it in the fridge, and them we’ll go upstairs and you can fuck me again… you’d like to pound my tight little pussy with that monster young cock of yours wouldn
Once they are done with her can they truss me up on that cooking rack and roast me?
lord-verminaard:  There’s nothing like having a delicious roasted lass for St. Patrick’s Day. Darn, I am not Irish at all, so means I have to wait another day before I can get cooked!
REAL TIME UPDATE 11/29 at 4:45ET - Waiting for some friends to come over to watch the Alabama-Auburn game while my husband cooks the food. My game watching attire consists of my robe and my pumps. Can you guess what the halftime show will be?
Mom can even look super sexy when she’s cooking ðŸ˜
“Oh hi Dad, you’re home! Mom’s out for the night so I thought I’d cook dinner for you. And afterwards… you could maybe fuck me if you want…”“Or we can just skip dinner… Whatever you want Dad.”
Via: http://altporn.net/news/2015/10/30/want-to-eat-veronicachaos-pie/VeronicaChaos is the kind of cook who can get the party started. She is raffling a pie. Tonight, she is making the pie live in her kitchen. She has the Halloween candy pumpkin out on
womensfinality: Impaling the cunt whore through the asshole sometimes has its advantage if the pig is pregnant, the pole will miss the uterus by traveling beside the spine. Therefore the worthless offspring can oftentimes cook alive in its own natural
I can lift cars, crush men’s bodies and cook… I’m a perfect woman, I’m an Absolute Woman !
home-of-incest: “Dad, mum just went downstairs cooking. Why don’t you slip your big cock inside here? I know you want it. I’m gonna moisten it with my pussy and then you can fuck my mouth”
But can he cook?
So you’re with her not with me, I hope she’s sweet and so pretty I hear she cooks delightfully, a little angel beside you So you’re with her and not with me, oh how lucky one man can be I hear your house is small and clean Oh how lovely
bigcuties: BigCutie Cherries in Pounds of Pasta! Video Update! Cherries loves pasta, it’s one of her favorites, and in this video, she’s cooked up an entire box for herself for lunch, and she’s gonna see if she can eat it all!! See this update
kinkygal312: OMG I am so full and going to stay this way while I cook lunch :) I can’t believe you are having to fill your ass and use extra fingers because that massive plug isn’t enough to completely fill you. Amazing!
werenotadulting: Cooking with Littles - Lesson #2 Always make sure your little is properly clothed so they don’t get burned! Pictured above is an example of what NOT to let your little do. They can be sneaky, and will try to convince you that they
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juniperjoiedevivre: Perks of being my girlfriend: •I give amazing massages. •I’ll cuddle you during a thunderstorm. •I’m a great cook. •I won’t complain if you sleep a lot. •You can use my Netflix account. •We can take showers together.
coexpress:be my girlfriend and you will receive these wonderful prizes:we can have spa days and do each others hairwe can go pick berries and veggies and then I’ll take you home and cook for youif you get sad, I’ll hold you in my lap and let you cry
kimonomoon: I just read this and this gave me a SasuSaku vibe ^^ The guy can only use one arm like Sasuke because of an injury and the girl has to help him with dressing, and cooking, ect. because of it. I can picture Sakura helping Sasuke in those
maprron:Have I ever mentioned how much I LOVE the headcanon that Lucy can’t cook and Natsu can. Like it is probably so inaccurate since Natsu is always asking Lucy for food at least I think so. I have been reading a lot of fanfics so they do tend to
faginparis: So we have a deal ? If I live here, it’s for free, you do all the chores, my laundry, cooking ; I can borrow your car whenever I need ; I can receive my mates and my girlfriend as much as i want ; if I have to get off, you’ll offer
I can remove a 1100 lb traction motor from a subway train in a few minutes. Most anyone can physically do that also, but without my training and experience, it’ll take someone else a lot longer and it may not be done as well. Same for cooking and
shy-undercoverfreak as you can see its a really thin steak the cow muscle you can make all types of stuff what you think one day in the kitchen me and my partner made deep fried flank steak Plus it was marinated in red cooking wine for 1 hour a side of
vmartinii: I can’t wait for the day when I live in a decent apartment, with someone I care about, where I can walk around without any pants, just a big shirt, and cook for them all day. And then cuddle, and play with their hair while we watch movies
illegal-meme: That old ravioli commercial where the kid would want a can while they were at the store but the mom made them put it back then the can would throw itself on the ground and rolled to their house. The mom would just cook it as if it’s not
Husband comes home to find his wife watching the food channel. He asks, "Why do you watch that? You still can't cook." She responds, "And? You watch porn and still can't fuck."
I can earn my own money, pay my own bills, cook my own food, clean my own house, but I still can’t roll my own joints so I still fail as a human being.
Made pasta with kielbasa, tomatoes and broccoli for dinner, then made Allie and I cookie dough for 1 (mine is still in the fridge hardening) and made myself a strawberry margarita! Happy Thursday and happy greys anatomy!!
bae-jjong: bae-min: I HAD ONE TALENT AND NOW I FOUND OUT IT’S NOT EVEN A TALENT ANYMORE YOU CAN STILL COOK THAT’S A TALENT TOO I can’t believe you admitted that I suck at sucking.
sharksandotherthings: transmichealhaley: rask-taker: transmichealhaley: Name one domestically functional hockey player. Name one. None of these fuckers can do laundry or cook anything besides dry ass chicken breast. Erik Karlsson said he can make
spacebaddy: Shiro can’t cook but he can still serve a good meal
transmechanicus:jame7t:transmechanicus:jame7t:moans quietly while picking out which chef boyardee meal to cook you leave the store and 3 or 4 cans roll to your house to kiss youme & the cans are gonna fuck this comes as no surprise to the public😌
sexylittlefoxpup: i-like-her-tied: iluvbondage: What’s cooking in the kitchen? http://iluvbondage.tumblr.com Wow. Can’t see can’t talk. Really tightly hogtied, helplessly waiting for what comes next. Maybe playing with those tits? They look so
horny4blood: juniperjoiedevivre: Perks of being my girlfriend: •I give amazing massages. •I’ll cuddle you during a thunderstorm. •I’m a great cook. •I won’t complain if you sleep a lot. •You can use my Netflix account. •We can take
I can’t cook, no, but I can clean Up the mess she left Lay your head down and feel the beat As I kiss your forehead ♡♡♡
joeydeangelis: “Well, I got another cake cooking. You can come over and we can eat it. Or just smash our faces into it.”
authority-figure: cleaning, cooking and whatnot can be a boring and mundane activity, or it can be exciting.
Yes ladies. Not only can I cook, do maintenance on the machines of the house, fix Blackhawk Helicopters, fish, hunt pheasant and drive anything with wheels, but I also can sew, cross stitch, crotchet, and create my own center pull yarn balls.
leftturnedon: Yes ladies. Not only can I cook, do maintenance on the machines of the house, fix Blackhawk Helicopters, fish, hunt pheasant and drive anything with wheels, but I also can sew, cross stitch, crotchet, and create my own center pull yarn
I want you always and forever because you complete me you are my other half like you said the other day we are meant to be together because you can’t put on the sheets on the bed but you can do the pillows and you cook and I clean we are meant to
nationofskins: - Cook, please… please, just say it’s okay.- I can’t. Freds, I just can’t. I’m sorry but… I just fucking love her.
jennaanne01: sophiecroucier: My mom always used to say, “Sophie, how are you ever going to survive if you can’t cook?!”…I told her I’d score a girl who can. Look who’s winning now mama! ❤ (Taken with Instagram) So happy for you Sophie!
curiouslibfem: I’m glad that even if I can’t cook or clean, I can still be a pretty decoration 😊
n0fun: witchstock: thepinklei: transdarthmaul: nonbinarybb8: magical-mixed-girl: egobirth: scullysupreme: egobirth: half white poc be like white people are ugly as hell!! can’t dance! have no lips! can’t cook! like that’s your grandma (rip)
juniperjoiedevivre: Perks of being my girlfriend: •I give amazing massages. •I’ll cuddle you during a thunderstorm. •I’m a great cook. •I won’t complain if you sleep a lot. •You can use my Netflix account. •We can take showers
modelwankbait: How I imagine every shoot with the incomparable Rachel Cook goes: “Looking forward to today! What are we shooting then?” “This is pretty. Looking good?” “A dress, this is beautiful! You can’t see anything can you?” “Lingerie?
chelsea-heavenlydesires2016: It can be bought pre-cooked or oven ready if you can’t slaughter your own.
ponetasmagoria answered your question: I guess on the uhhh the 9th I can do a cooking… I don’t suppose you know any sugar free recipes? i am southern I’m pretty sure for some things you can figure out a sugar substitute, but, personally,
get the fuck outta here with this “gays can’t drive” and “gays can’t cook” shit i do BOTH. don’t be disrespectful
flr-captions: Oh no… I can’t remember if I told him that I was going out with the girls tonight so there was no need to cook me the normal three course dinner and wait by the door naked from 7pm until I get home. No problem… I can tell him when
prettypennytraining: I can tell he’s pleased with me when he puts me in the corner here in the kitchen, where I can hear them talking about my cooking as they eat, rather than out in the garage to wait for my scraps.
bimbo-in-training: I guess if you can’t cook, you can at least look cute burning stuff. 🙂
As much as I can like a dude, for his character, parenting skills, cooking skills, independence, etc. I can’t take him serious if he still sleeps with a mattress on the floor with no sheets
