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a-wild-johansson-appears: mishasminions: CAN THERE PLEASE BE AN EPISODE OF COOKING FAST AND FRESH WITH WEST WHERE JENSEN AND JARED DROP BY WITH JJ AND TOM AND THEY ALL JUST HAVE A PICNIC OR SOMETHING PLEASE I REALLY WANT THAT SOMEONE TWEET MISHA
officialwhitegirls: when your mom’s cooking food and you can smell it from another room
scarletpill: 3 Ingredient Sweet Potato Burger I’m not kidding. And they taste phenomenaul at about 160kcal a patty. Cut up 3 large sweet potatoes, then boil them until soft. While that’s cooking, mash up 4 cans of white beans with a fork, potato
surfnnturf:haversackers:“I’m gonna cook up a little something for dinner, and put it in the fridge, and them we’ll go upstairs and you can fuck me again… you’d like to pound my tight little pussy with that monster young cock of yours wouldn’t
effses: I’M TIRED OF BAKING BEING VIEWED AS SOMETHING ONLY WOMEN CAN DO. I’M TIRED OF THE OLD FASHIONED MALE VALUES GOVERNING COOKING. I’M TIRED OF MEN NOT BEING ABLE TO BAKE TO THEIR HEART’S CONTENT IF THEY ENJOY IT. DOWN WITH THE ESTABLISHMENT.
cuckyjon: mistressandherknight: Alittle ass fucking in the kitchen while he made me dinner. Can I come over and cook you dinner
cnet: Celebrate National Toast Day with these outlandish toasters Don’t settle for a normal toaster when you can have a knife that cooks while it cuts or a kitchen appliance that burns Star Wars onto your bread.
hotanhorney:Works for me. I love sex… I love to cook so heck we can have a real good time
dragginage: please please please teach your children to cook while they still live under your roof. even the most elementary things can’t be overlooked. because i just had to show my 24 year old boyfriend how to use a potato peeler and now i need to
musclegirlsinmotion: @tinang13 If you can’t prepare your meals- or if you travel a lot or have a long work days and want to be able to keep up with your meal plan @fuel_up could help! I’ve been eating 4 meals a day pre-prepped and cook 2 at home.
cheatersandcucks: “Your flight was delayed? Aww, that sucks, honey. Yeah, your sister is here. She made me dinner. You know I can’t cook to save my life. Mmm…this martini is delicious. Gotta go now, babe, your sister needs me for something.”
sherlockedhobbitofasgard: So apparently you can make this little thing called salt glitter. Basically, you like put food coloring on salt and cook it and then when it’s ready, it becomes salt glitter. Do you even realize how many spn creatures
donoo: jazzumon: donochin: I wonder how my mum felt when she was cooking these eggs today I can’t breathe SHE DID NOT GIVE ONE MERCIFUL SHIT BY THE WAY
christopherhuff: buzzfeedpolitics: Democratic Rep. Jackie Speier decided to make an unconventional pitch on the House of Representatives floor Thursday to defend food stamps. Speier used a cooked steak, a bottle of vodka, and a can of caviar to point
fuckyeahcracker: Saudi student is literally surrounded by FBI for cooking rice under terrorist suspicions White people literally can not associate positive words with Black faces because of racism More white people use drugs but Black people are sent
inkyubus: whenever white cooks on tv say “asian” it really pisses me off. what part of asia is your recipe from? malaysia? bhutan? japan? cambodia? y’all know 16 different french sauces but can’t name what kind of chinese/indian food you’re
Men who can’t cook, clean, or even do their own laundry are not “cute” and “in need of a woman to care for them”. They are spoiled brats so dependent on gender roles that they never bothered to learn the minimal skills to take care of themselves.
nuclearchewtoy:queen-of-love-and-beauty:Men who can’t cook, clean, or even do their own laundry are not “cute” and “in need of a woman to care for them”. They are spoiled brats so dependent on gender roles that they never bothered to learn the
alltimenoshutup: tinx-methinks: alltimenoshutup: Does anyone else think we should have a TV show where chefs compete to cook tons of meals for homeless people and then the homeless people can vote on who’s dish was the best? That would be awesome.
wakaremichi: siriusly-superwholocked-mcu: dragginage: please please please teach your children to cook while they still live under your roof. even the most elementary things can’t be overlooked. because i just had to show my 24 year old boyfriend
thekrityanwarrior: damianimated: Please don’t leave babies, kids, or animals in hot cars this summer. “Just one minute” can feel like a lifetime when you’re being cooked alive. ☀️🚗 If I ever have to go somewhere that is inconvenient
skyewulfe: brutalfulfillment: storyofasub: this-should-notbe-hot: storyofasub: I would love to do this, more than I can say DO NOT COOK BACON NAKED IT DOES NOT END WELL actually, I think it would be extra cute to do this then serve Daddy the bacon
youngjusticer: I think I can die happy now. Disney x Avatar, by Robby Cook.
lunar-moonbow:BayBay leaves are a mysterious ingredient for soups and stews (you can’t eat them, it’s like swallowing razor blades!). But before you toss a leaf or two into your cooking pot (or cauldron, for all you kitchen witches out there), think
foodffs: 16 Pumpkin Recipes You Can’t Live Without Really nice recipes. Every hour. Show me what you cooked!
sindri42: dragginage: please please please teach your children to cook while they still live under your roof. even the most elementary things can’t be overlooked. because i just had to show my 24 year old boyfriend how to use a potato peeler and now
sci-man-says: queen-of-love-and-beauty: Men who can’t cook, clean, or even do their own laundry are not “cute” and “in need of a woman to care for them”. They are spoiled brats so dependent on gender roles that they never bothered to learn
tj-593: About to cook a gaggle o’ gays tacos at my place. Can I just come over now? I’m literally just killing time at bed bath and beyond hunty.
joakimgarder: Your chef for the evening. 👨🏼🍳 I can’t promise anything culinary but I do make cooking fun, haha 😜💪🏼🍗 (And I guarantee there will be NO risk for accidental HAIR in the food: Smooth forever ❤️)
electricr0se: I can’t wait to move in with someone and cook for them and own dogs and watch movies and have a live-in-best-friend who I get to bang
A couple life goals: Become the kindest woman I can be, unconditionally. Learn to cook as well as my mom. Find a job that I love to wake up for. Learn to love without limits. Live in light and live in constant grace. Make Sunday breakfasts for the man
c0deinee: CAN’T WAIT TO MOVE INTO A SIMPLE APARTMENT WITH THE LOVE OF MY LIFE AND FALL ASLEEP AND WAKE UP NEXT TO THEM AND COOK DINNER WITH THEM AND HAVE RANDOM MIDNIGHT TRIPS FOR SNACKS AND STAY UP LATE PLAYING VIDEO GAMES OR WATCHING MOVIES AND BEING
chilliguide: Rehydrating Dried ChilliesDried chillies are a staple fixing in numerous global cooking styles and come in numerous shapes, sizes, hues and warmth levels. You can discover them at most ethnic markets. Here’s the way to work with them.
ohthentic: mkulischphotography: Courtesy of Sean over at his blog. You guys should follow him: he’s got a great eye. sean-clancy: Cooking Disaster by Matthew Kulisch on Flickr. (He can come make a mess in my kitchen whenever he wants.) Oh
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kitten-tailss: Cooking up meat free tacos for dinner 😋😋 Let see how this turns out?? Finally finding substitutes that don’t taste gross Guys…. this stuff is amazing! I can have somewhat normal tacos again!! 💕
wesker-is-hot: troybakerrr: You have a dinner date for seven pm. What time do you arrive? Seven. Am. Case the restaurant. Run background checks on the staff. Can the cook be trusted? If not I gotta kill him. Dispose of the body. Replace him with my
Idk what’s up with my sense of smell because I can now smell exactly what my neighbors are cooking through the walls, and differentiate between the smell of the grease and the fish.
I can’t wait til the holidays are over and everyone goes home. Not that today hasn’t been good, but this has been enough social interaction to last me throughout 2014. And the stress from cooking everything was overwhelming. I was up at three
bran appreciation week Day 4: favorite quote → ”It wasn’t for the murder that the Gods cursed the Rat Cook, or for serving the King’s son in a pie. He killed a guest beneath his roof. That’s something the Gods can’t forgive.” I hope
Just got done with 3 hours of cooking and I’m not even done. Part of me can’t wait for thanksgiving to be over
jennas-mouth-for-you: domesticated-wife: misogynistowner:Cook, clean and fuck. The key to happiness is no more difficult than that.Women have been deceived and now are entangled in their own web and can’t see how easy it is to achieve happiness ^^^
fatboydiet: Hunky shirtless men who are cooking are among the hottest things I can think of.
queen-of-love-and-beauty: Men who can’t cook, clean, or even do their own laundry are not “cute” and “in need of a woman to care for them”. They are spoiled brats so dependent on gender roles that they never bothered to learn the minimal skills
mikecous:I can suck this while cooking
resonance-of-libra: high-cuisine: High Cuisine S1:E5 Fancy F**ckin Dog FoodHigh Cuisine, the world’s largest plant based cooking competition. Professional chefs go head to head, to see who can make the dopest dish for celebrity judge Jason Eisner.
Boyfriend finds girlfriend watching a food show, he asks "why do you watch that?" "You still can't cook?" she says "You watch porn and You still cant Fuck." >.
callmesamuel: x3itsjasmine: Imagine us all coming here for a weekend. Couples could sleep together, and the rest could share rooms. In the morning we’ll wake up and make some breakfast. Girls will cook, guys will wash dishes. We can go on an adventure
Nina and I can never cook around midnight together. Omg. We’re just picky ass eaters and crack jokes while waiting for our chicken noodles to heat up. Lul.
forever-classyx: Oh my gosh people, be nice to your waiter/waitress, it’s not their fault that your food is cold or if it’s under cooked. Be nice to the cashiers who are still training and can’t ring up your items as quickly as you want. If
prettyboyshyflizzy: thecobrasnakee: I look like I can’t cook, that’s accurate lmao
deeptalkswithmonica: aidenmorse: “If you love cooking with garlic, you know it does a lot of good in recipes by helping build flavor — but its strong odor can linger for hours, especially on our hands. We’ve all been in the situation where
crying-over-really-dumb-things:o-ceti:o-ceti:o-ceti:my one skill is expertly manipulating the shape of the eggs I’m cooking so that they fit perfectly onto my toast every time Bow down to your king I can’t stop outdoing myselfRemember that post? The
fruit-loop-vegan: {Vegan} Brown Sugar Blondies by cheeky kitchen YIELD: 9 blondies PREP TIME: 10 minutes COOK TIME: 35 minutes TOTAL TIME: 45 minutes Who says healthy can’t be fun? These gorgeous Brown Sugar Blondies are easy to whip up and bake
dennys: Ooh that meal so de-li-ciousAnd you know another diner can’t cook like thisSo you order that food like who’s the ish?Destroyin those fries so devilish
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