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finnthepotato: i walked two kilometers to hatch an egg and its a zubat this is why i cant be a parent i cant wait 9 months for a kid what if its a fucking zubat again
dekutree: fencehopping: Chameleon hatching humans are fucking pathetic look at this little nigga come out of his egg on his own no crying no helpless “wah wah cut my umbilical cord” bullshit he come out and he already on the hunt for reptilian
legalfunnybunny: marcgiela: mercedesbenzodiazepine: What the FUCK is this I’m dying me outside the club me when it’s 10:31am and I want an Egg McMuffin
karkateverdeen: lpd-says-fuck-you: anorecsya: i wish my thighs were as small as my self esteem ✿◕‿◕✿ If you have tiny thigh, how will you crush head of man like egg between? this is the most inspiring post on this website
trogdorthe-burninator: daves-applejuice: qodtiers: i fucking looked up eggs with legs and i’m why are they in a cage? otherwise they’ll eggscape
vndercontrol: holy fuck this is me i eat eggs everyday
dinofarts: an-egg: yeah I speak Chinese 凵𠂆 𠂎丹丫 well fuck I’m chinese and I stared at this for about ten minutes before I got it
graylees: laughbitches: clannyphantom: how was everyone’s easter??? i fucked an egg
seekingsoftandsuckulant: To taste the horny honey from that gaping girly gap. Then enter her hot hungry heavenly hell hole. Finally fucking fluids flowing. Seed meets egg… goal! Simply gorgeous
dylan’s screaming from the kitchen “AGH, YOU NEED TO FLIP THIS” so I go in there and flip two eggs using only the pan like a fucking CHAMP
jaseminedenise: melaninmedicine: apetitefordisaster: himai: thepinkcornmoon: nya-kin: “issa egg” im fucking dying fam This shit is hilarious. The Rick and Morty reference threw me for a loop lol LMFAOOO this made my day I love boys…
bigbellecurve:1. These full leg stockings are amazing and I WILL be buying more💸2. Fuck I’m so plump looking lately 🥵3. It’s boozy egg nog season ❤️
momfacials: My sister thought fucking for the camera was cute, till she felt my cock erupting in her tight, unprotected snatch. Now we have video of me cumming all over her egg and making her pregnant with my inbred baby. My sister squealed and whined
chaoticgood: spiderman is so fucking funny dude saves like an entire country and then he goes home at the end of the day and opens his fridge and hes got like 1 egg and a half empty can of arizona tea no matter how old he is or what comic hes from thats
wannabepreggo: I told my boyfriend that he was making me breakfast in bed and that I like my eggs fertilized. He laughed until he realized that we were fucking unprotected and I wasn’t going to let him go until he painted the walls of my womb with
vextape: vextape:I like an excuse to wear ears and not much else as much as the next slut. HAPPY PAGAN FUCKING AND EGG DAY
rohosub: Nice amateur femdom video with a wife fucking her husband balls deep with the impressive 11” long and 2.5” diameter Bam dildo. My wife has stretched me to be able to acommodate 2.12” (the diameter of my wonderful Square Peg Egg plug).
saepphire: dekutree: fencehopping: Chameleon hatching humans are fucking pathetic look at this little nigga come out of his egg on his own no crying no helpless “wah wah cut my umbilical cord” bullshit he come out and he already on the hunt for
julieraven:sexyorc:just dropped the fucking sun into my bath, nbdare you sure that isn’t the egg from the triwizard tournament
proxytaker: heresthefuckyoubutton: mavin-mania: sakothefox: kingmiyo: starstuckk-pawzii: lavender-ice: at first I thought it was an alternative way to hard-boil eggs… nope… DEAR LORD WHY OH MY FUCKING GOD PLEASE WATCH THIS JESUS CHRIST.
not-so-little-cal: an-egg: not having black people in something isnt racist it just means theres no fucking black people sorry no. anything without minorities is racist. look at your bedroom. is there a black man in your closet?? no? racist. how about
counterph0bia: hybridblood: thewomanfromitaly: anukii: uniquelyevil: heyfunniest: Pokemon irl Fuck no Oh shittttt DON’T DO THIS TO ME NO ONE WILL EVER SEE ME AGAIN AND I WILL LOSE SO MUCH WEIGHT imagining trying to hatch eggs to breed for
tormans-space:kenyagoldengirl: Michelle Obama breaks it down at Easter Egg Roll Fuck it up sis
Good morning! This little bunny is going to have a naughty Easter egg hunt!! Then I’m going to fuck some girls with carrots. What’s YOUR big Easter plans for today?! ✨🐰👯 by evilaiden
trogdorthe-burninator: daves-applejuice: qodtiers: i fucking looked up eggs with legs and i’m why are they in a cage? otherwise they’ll eggscape If you let them eggscape they’ll eggsterminate man kind.
lazygolddigger: inevolwetrust: ON TODAY’S EPISODE OF “WHAT THE FUCK IS MARINA DIAMANDIS UP TO”, BITCH CHANGED HER TWITTER UP. SHE DIDN’T DELETE HER ICON. IF SHE HAD DELETED HER ICON IT’D BE THE DUMBASS EGG. SHE LITERALLY UPLOADED A WHITE BACKGROUND
lukeskellingtxn: karbabestrider: crystalmikii: tovesorceress89: raining—-roses: darkpancakelord: deckster: REBLOG: go to your blog and click the egg to see what hatches I got Sonic the Hedgehog. Sonic the fucking Hedgehog. Maybe I cracked the
