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onlyblackgirl: boygeorgemichaelbluth: thatfunnyblog: You know what’s creepy about Humpty Dumpty? They never said he was an egg. All those nursery rhymes are creepy as fuck.
officiallyhumor: lukeskellingtxn: karbabestrider: crystalmikii: tovesorceress89: raining—-roses: darkpancakelord: deckster: REBLOG: go to your blog and click the egg to see what hatches I got Sonic the Hedgehog. Sonic the fucking Hedgehog.
dekutree: fencehopping: Chameleon hatching humans are fucking pathetic look at this little nigga come out of his egg on his own no crying no helpless “wah wah cut my umbilical cord” bullshit he come out and he already on the hunt for reptilian
wasntthere: those eggs are a fucking dollar each did u spend like 50$ just to take this pic
not-so-little-cal: an-egg: not having black people in something isnt racist it just means theres no fucking black people sorry no. anything without minorities is racist. look at your bedroom. is there a black man in your closet?? no? racist. how about
trogdorthe-burninator: daves-applejuice: qodtiers: i fucking looked up eggs with legs and i’m why are they in a cage? otherwise they’ll eggscape
julieraven:sexyorc:just dropped the fucking sun into my bath, nbdare you sure that isn’t the egg from the triwizard tournament
finnthepotato: i walked two kilometers to hatch an egg and its a zubat this is why i cant be a parent i cant wait 9 months for a kid what if its a fucking zubat again
swigityswegerimerinfuckinjeager: vanterror: karbabestrider: crystalmikii: tovesorceress89: raining—-roses: darkpancakelord: deckster: REBLOG: go to your blog and click the egg to see what hatches I got Sonic the Hedgehog. Sonic the fucking
imsoshive: jjsinterlude: penutbutterqueen: tript0thesky: yummyfoooooood: Bacon, Egg & Cheese Croissant i feel like this could always cheer me up fuck I NEED TO FIND THIS IMMEDIATELY *sings* ohhhh my god
earl-sweatpants: cauldroncakes: sofapizza: wahjah: Remember to check the seat before using a public restroom jesus eggs up the butthole christ i would have literally fucking passed out
stagemanagerssaygo: backstageleft: i-am-the-egg: fandomshateblackpeople: I once saw a post on here that said always send your resume in PDF format and that’s when I knew people had no idea what the fuck they were talking about. You always send a
wyatts-noodle-hair: fizzygreenlimeade: In the second It movie when they find out Pennywise has layed eggs in the sewer I want grown up Richie to go “holy shit the clown was pregnant? What sicko would fuck the clown?” And then the entire Losers Club
bearhunter924: anywaygleewantsit: golgibodies: Popcorn popping in slow motion. It’s like a fucking transformer. i thought it was an egg yolk at first…
hanging-inthe-balance: egg-r0lls: EVERYONE STOP WHAT YOU’RE DOING AND REBLOG, CAUSE THERE IS A FUCKING BABY OTTER PLAYING WITH A SET OF CAR KEYS ON YOUR DASH, OKAY?! Sherlock Holmes, 11 months, deducing keys. I just died of cute.
dinofarts: an-egg: yeah I speak Chinese 凵𠂆 𠂎丹丫 well fuck I’m chinese and I stared at this for about ten minutes before I got it
louiswiliamtomlinson: u know those damn marshmallow peep bird things on easter yeah what the fuck did they hatch out of an egg made of bird shit they are disgusting
6fttallbunny: dekutree: fencehopping: Chameleon hatching humans are fucking pathetic look at this little guy come out of his egg on his own no crying no helpless “wah wah cut my umbilical cord” bullshit he come out and he already on the hunt for
steezy-brah: dekutree: fencehopping: Chameleon hatching humans are fucking pathetic look at this little nigga come out of his egg on his own no crying no helpless “wah wah cut my umbilical cord” bullshit he come out and he already on the hunt
blackmodel: elovers: elovers: be careful with who you call ugly in middle school 😍😍😍😍👌👌👌👅👅💦💦💦💯💯💯💯💯 fuck this post damn he fine whats his @ im tryna get my eggs robotomized @sft425
vextape: vextape: I like an excuse to wear ears and not much else as much as the next slut. HAPPY PAGAN FUCKING AND EGG DAY
butterybaconbutts: oddbagel: IF A PERSON LOVES TO EAT RAW EGGS JUST LET THEM EAT THE FUCKING EGGSLET THEM EAT THE EGGSLET THEM EAT THE EGGSLET THEM EAT THE EGGSLET THEM EAT THE EGGSLET THEM EAT THE EGGSLET THEM EAT THE EGGSLET THEM EAT THE EGGSIT’S
dragonborn: The flower that blooms in adversity is the most rare and beautiful of all.
legalfunnybunny: marcgiela: mercedesbenzodiazepine: What the FUCK is this I’m dying me outside the club me when it’s 10:31am and I want an Egg McMuffin
reptilelass: dekutree: fencehopping: Chameleon hatching humans are fucking pathetic look at this little nigga come out of his egg on his own no crying no helpless “wah wah cut my umbilical cord” bullshit he come out and he already on the hunt
jem-sie: anthony191: jem-sie: pugking: jem-sie:Happy Easter tho 🐰 😓😓 😅😅😅😅😅😅 Want to check it for Easter eggs what the fuck is wrong with you
lukeskellingtxn: karbabestrider: crystalmikii: tovesorceress89: raining—-roses: darkpancakelord: deckster: REBLOG: go to your blog and click the egg to see what hatches I got Sonic the Hedgehog. Sonic the fucking Hedgehog. Maybe I cracked the
heir-n-reign: I just wanna give him his birthday presents…fuck the shit outta him…then have some bacon n eggs with grits and some almond milk.
incestuous-creampie:I love to fuck my daughter’s bare cunt, knowing that there will be nothing between my sperm and her eggs when we are done here. And that’s how we both like it.
incestuous-creampie: I love to fuck my daughter’s bare cunt, knowing that there will be nothing between my sperm and her eggs when we are done here. And that’s how we both like it.
onnanoko-sekai: smiling-prompto: trilllizard420: sangatsunolion: oh ym fucking god anime is cancelled FOR GOOD can i offer you an egg in these trying times? This is worse than the chicken nugget animation. This gave me polio
animalcrackersinmyblog: digi-egg: by てむｋ oh my god by 2027 their families could make a fucking militia
mythos07: orkeith: mythos07: julieraven:sexyorc:just dropped the fucking sun into my bath, nbdare you sure that isn’t the egg from the triwizard tournament I saw these the other day. Not gonna lie. I kinda want one. What do you say orkeith? You’re
morningchai: itscolossal: Artist Paints Common Foods to Disguise them as Other Foods The cucanana one fucked. me. up. though.And the the Orangemato..And then the eggplant that turned out to be an actual egg.Just No. Cool! But no.
singularnarrative:slimgoodymakeba: terezi-pie-rope:carlboygenius: 10 Tyson Tweets the fucking last one The last one! I feel so vindicated on the chicken/egg thing, that always seemed to be the only logical explanation once I learned about evolution
rift-master: tsunflowers: A WHOLE EGG I want you people to know that this was one of the most normal fucking things in that episode
Sobering up and apparently I took this picture with my bacon, egg and cheese sandwhich earlier while stoned as fuck. Welp. Hi.
i am so fucking hungry and until i get carne asada fries and a burrito and an horchata and chow mein and an egg roll and orange chicken and sushi and enchiladas and oh mi dios some mole and a pepsi you guys will not hear the end of it.
taraemory:bigeveryfing:taraemory: Ruining your childhood, and your Easter egg hunt all in one fell swoop.Memories of Easter Bunny silliness, from a few years back. Ishtar is better than easter. You’re suppose to fuck not celebrate lies. Ishtar
erinwert: selesnyapokemonprofessor: solace-y: howlsmovingumbrellastand: I’ve finally managed to make a vine compilation short enough that Tumblr will let me post it! I thought it wasn’t possible to crack an egg in your palm like that how to fuck
twelvecupsofcoffee: surprisebitch: luckyhorseshoecrab: didntwantanaccount: fried-egg-the-13th: motheritsnotaphase: cixitas: cixitas: cixitas: most of the metric system is great and all but honestly fuck celsius lemme explain smthn: farenheit
jesussbabymomma: jesussbabymomma: eggs are so fucking dumb how do people like them listen here u lil shit
karkateverdeen: lpd-says-fuck-you: anorecsya: i wish my thighs were as small as my self esteem ✿◕‿◕✿ If you have tiny thigh, how will you crush head of man like egg between? this is the most inspiring post on this website
