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elegant-witch-bitch: sawcleavers: elegant-witch-bitch: you know who i fucking hate, gen 1 elitists oh no pokemon are running out of ideas there’s a key pokemon!!!THERES LITERALLY 3 PILES OF SLUDGE IN GEN 1 AND EGGS every gen has weird ass pokemon
gudroo: gudroo: *starts laying eggs* oh fuck lol yep! nice kink
As a child, for all the other information contained within its pages, I called bullshit on this book because how does the sperm get to the egg? It doesn’t fucking say. I stared at that photo on the left a lot every time I reread this book, knowing
not-so-little-cal: an-egg: not having black people in something isnt racist it just means theres no fucking black people sorry no. anything without minorities is racist. look at your bedroom. is there a black man in your closet?? no? racist. how about
finnthepotato: i walked two kilometers to hatch an egg and its a zubat this is why i cant be a parent i cant wait 9 months for a kid what if its a fucking zubat again
legalfunnybunny: marcgiela: mercedesbenzodiazepine: What the FUCK is this I’m dying me outside the club me when it’s 10:31am and I want an Egg McMuffin 😂😂😂😂😂😂
lukeskellingtxn: karbabestrider: crystalmikii: tovesorceress89: raining—-roses: darkpancakelord: deckster: REBLOG: go to your blog and click the egg to see what hatches I got Sonic the Hedgehog. Sonic the fucking Hedgehog. Maybe I cracked the
stevita:0nigum0 replied to your post “two out of three ain’t bad”This is awful and amazing at the same timeIsn’t it though? The sad thing is that kristen “and then there’s this fuck up” kutner is actually the ONLY GOOD EGG in the familyher
rumwik: Well? Have you?
maxiesatanofficial: skarchomp: *wakes up and turns on my giant complicated yet charming series of rube goldberg machines that make my breakfast but i mess up the combination and get scorching hot eggs tossed in my face* Pretty fucked up to see people
theinfiknight: beholdthemem: theinfiknight: chaoticgood: spiderman is so fucking funny dude saves like an entire country and then he goes home at the end of the day and opens his fridge and hes got like 1 egg and a half empty can of arizona tea no
chezgorman:lesbianmartinseptim:drunkmiraak:Sis why the Fuck is your beacon in a god damn spider egg sacIt’s because she’s dating mephala next questionA NEW HAND TOUCHES THE SAC
tumbwr:egg-buddy:tumbwr:tumbwr:xtracts you. fucking extracts yousomething beautiful is happeninghi little gatito. do u need help
tumbwr:tumbwr:egg-buddy:tumbwr:tumbwr:xtracts you. fucking extracts yousomething beautiful is happeninghi little gatito. do u need help
butterybaconbutts: oddbagel: IF A PERSON LOVES TO EAT RAW EGGS JUST LET THEM EAT THE FUCKING EGGSLET THEM EAT THE EGGSLET THEM EAT THE EGGSLET THEM EAT THE EGGSLET THEM EAT THE EGGSLET THEM EAT THE EGGSLET THEM EAT THE EGGSLET THEM EAT THE EGGSIT’S
dyemooch: nootofboot: mrdsc1010: digi-egg: https://twitter.com/thelastgherkin/status/998940861340749825?s=21 Stacked Furry: Skimpy anime girls: Don’t forget LARPers: YOU FOOLS YOU FORGOT THE MOST IMPORTANT PART GUN I fucking love Digimon.
dekutree: fencehopping: Chameleon hatching humans are fucking pathetic look at this little nigga come out of his egg on his own no crying no helpless “wah wah cut my umbilical cord” bullshit he come out and he already on the hunt for reptilian
evablesspumpum: rebelliousrebe: ieshatacos: fabulouslymemzb: leplastiquedick: the3rdsoimtre: nicknamenyquil: tarynel: 05-fubu: thepinkcornmoon: nya-kin: “issa egg” im fucking dying fam “But I know you smack it on yo face” LMAKFKKJDJJ
catbountry: radicalapollo: psifreezeomega: shishkababoo: smiling-prompto: trilllizard420: sangatsunolion: oh ym fucking god anime is cancelled FOR GOOD can i offer you an egg in these trying times? This is worse than the chicken nugget animation.
channeldulce: Commission from NanonatorA Black Arm Alien is fucking Vanilla, as her hands tied up behind her back. Black Hawk Aliens laying eggs inside Toriel’s vagina and ass. ;9
jfetishist:GOOD!! NOW STAY IN THE FUCKING POND LIKE THE FILTHY FROG WHORE THAT YOU ARE!! SWIM AND PLAY AMONGST YOUR KIND AND I’LL RETURN EVERY SO OFTEN TO PUMP YOU FULL OF ENOUGH HOT NASTY CUM TO FERTILIZE EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR EGGS!! I’LL STRIP
julieraven:sexyorc:just dropped the fucking sun into my bath, nbdare you sure that isn’t the egg from the triwizard tournament
thedrunkjester: harryhickey: sadderdays: garlic bread is fucking gross report this blog Kill it before it lays eggs!
lmao
the lights in the sky are stars!: an-egg: tumblr is fucking horrible its basically just reverse...
aladino68: hot fuck all in also eggs
tenticletherapist: vanterror: karbabestrider: crystalmikii: tovesorceress89: raining—-roses: darkpancakelord: deckster: REBLOG: go to your blog and click the egg to see what hatches I got Sonic the Hedgehog. Sonic the fucking Hedgehog. Maybe
lukeskellingtxn:karbabestrider: crystalmikii: tovesorceress89: raining—-roses: darkpancakelord: deckster: REBLOG: go to your blog and click the egg to see what hatches I got Sonic the Hedgehog. Sonic the fucking Hedgehog. Maybe I cracked the
trogdorthe-burninator: daves-applejuice: qodtiers: i fucking looked up eggs with legs and i’m why are they in a cage? otherwise they’ll eggscape
coinfarts: dennys:It’s tough being an egg. Better than being me - ignored for 10 months and treated worse than a fucking dog by Martin O’Malley!
vextape:I like an excuse to wear ears and not much else as much as the next slut. HAPPY PAGAN FUCKING AND EGG DAY
frittata for dinner. i fucking love eggs.
THIS EGG VIDEO FUCKING FOLLOWS MY YOUTUBE SIDEBAR ALL THE TIME I LOVE IT SO MUCH IT MAKES ME LAUGH AND I DONT KNOW WHY!!!
rottenmeats: fiztheancient replied to your post: tell me about your ocs tell me about them robot boy w/ hyper-aggressive tendencies and ptsd does science nonstop and sassy chubby cyborg girl keeps trying to feed him eggs and then they fuck you
incestuous-creampie: I love to fuck my daughter’s bare cunt, knowing that there will be nothing between my sperm and her eggs when we are done here. And that’s how we both like it.
noodlerama: Why doesnt anyone ever talk about one of the funniest moments in OS when Officer Jenny thought Brock was the one who stole Ash’s Phanphy Egg and she even tries to fucking imitate Brock’s voice complete with a sinister flashback?
southafricakinkycouple: #us Good morning world its friday fun day, off to work with my vibrating eggs in my pussy and freshly fucked! Have a sexy day and stay horny xxx Mrs
clopper-dude: lifeloser: trixie - egg magic :D holy fuck EEEE I LOVE THIS @W@
itamefemales: When you own poultry or cows, you can get money by selling eggs, or milk. When you own sluts, you get money by prostitution. Men give you money to fuck your sluts.
maidsonas: maidsonas: fuck personality tests reblog this with the position u sleep in and how u like ur eggs cooked People reblogging this with “on my back” and “hard boiled” are to be feared
lithefider: lavastormsw: The thing I really like about Bunnymund is how he’s this big badass voiced by fucking Wolverine and doesn’t take shit from anyone, but he loves what he does. He’s not ashamed at all to paint eggs and call them adorable
demonfisting: lutecian: what iS THIS #YOU ARE IN A CREEPYPASTA BRO GET OUT Bad Egg. You got fucked over by a nasty-ass Wonder Trade.
graylees: laughbitches: clannyphantom: how was everyone’s easter??? i fucked an egg
emiria: licuadosdeplatanodechocomilk: catbountry: radicalapollo: psifreezeomega: shishkababoo: smiling-prompto: trilllizard420: sangatsunolion: oh ym fucking god anime is cancelled FOR GOOD can i offer you an egg in these trying times? This
pokegoth: legalfunnybunny: marcgiela: mercedesbenzodiazepine: What the FUCK is this I’m dying me outside the club me when it’s 10:31am and I want an Egg McMuffin Check out shellycove.com to see some awesome
legalfunnybunny: marcgiela: mercedesbenzodiazepine: What the FUCK is this I’m dying me outside the club me when it’s 10:31am and I want an Egg McMuffin
francieum: hitlersasshole: eridan-breivik: deckster: REBLOG: go to your blog and click the egg to see what hatches i hope it’s eridan fucking sonic God bless.
ohmygodyou-areproposing: the-house-doubt-built: a-man-n-progress: coolblackchick: fucking uterus’s im mortified i found this way funnier than i should have… here it is.. the time during which it slaves the eggs
