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filledfille: I don’t lay golden eggs. I lay crystal eggs. And, fuck, it feels good. <3
acid-kitty-things: BBW Schoolgirl Loves Laying Eggs (AP|C4S|MV) I stuff my pussy full of two big, silicone eggs eggs, and then fuck myself with a dildo while my pussy is still stuffed. It felt so fucking good that I couldn’t help but cum three times
Slutty oppai brunette fucking her pussy with an egg plant. Egg plant it good for you and not just in a nutritional way.
filledfille: I don’t lay golden eggs. I lay crystal eggs. And, fuck, it feels good. <3
aliceskary:My Splorch ovipositor egg laying dildo by PrimalHardwere is stuffed with a firm enema nozzle from SiliconeNozzles.com to give it some stiffness to use for fucking without eggs in it… Perfectly versatile toy! [Video here].
castiel-knight-of-hell:jen-kollic:thejollity:jen-kollic:hobopoppins:manaphy:wow I didn’t know fuckin chocolate eggs were gendered OKAY LET ME TELL YOU A STORY ABOUT THE FUCKING PINK EGGS. I work at a concession stand in an ice rink. We sell a bunch
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castiel-knight-of-hell:jen-kollic:thejollity:jen-kollic:hobopoppins:manaphy:wow I didn’t know fuckin chocolate eggs were genderedOKAY LET ME TELL YOU A STORY ABOUT THE FUCKING PINK EGGS.I work at a concession stand in an ice rink. We sell a bunch of
cirrus-sky replied to your post:Weeeeehhhoviposition gone wrongYeh I happen to have an unnatural obsession with eggs, both in the porn sense and in the i fucking love eating eggs, sense vwv
sucymemebabaran: ratwhispers: sucymemebabaran: it’s kinda fucked up how every pokemon lays eggs like, fucking horse eggs what the fuck
castiel-knight-of-hell:jen-kollic:thejollity:jen-kollic: hobopoppins: manaphy: wow I didn’t know fuckin chocolate eggs were gendered OKAY LET ME TELL YOU A STORY ABOUT THE FUCKING PINK EGGS. I work at a concession stand in an ice rink. We sell a
jen-kollic: thejollity: jen-kollic: hobopoppins: manaphy: wow I didn’t know fuckin chocolate eggs were gendered OKAY LET ME TELL YOU A STORY ABOUT THE FUCKING PINK EGGS. I work at a concession stand in an ice rink. We sell a bunch of chocolate
imkatandimawesome:castiel-knight-of-hell:jen-kollic:thejollity:jen-kollic:hobopoppins:manaphy:wow I didn’t know fuckin chocolate eggs were genderedOKAY LET ME TELL YOU A STORY ABOUT THE FUCKING PINK EGGS.I work at a concession stand in an ice rink.
gaymilesedgeworth: gaymilesedgeworth: faberge eggs inherently funny on a conceptual level just a huge. fuckin. giant fucking glitter egg with absolutely no purpose whatsoever thirty three million dollars
localwarlockunion:violentdevotion:someone in the UK threw eggs at Charles and was arrested and has been banned from openly carrying eggs in public and has since been sent death threats but their statement on the matter was so fucking good“I did
youcantfuckosmosisjones: bogleech: youcantfuckosmosisjones: you cant fuck hopper. buddy, do you have any idea how grasshoppers reproduce? its a basic “eggs in the ground, sperm on the eggs” type deal, no fun for anyone. you’ll be trying to wine
covalentbonded: jen-kollic: thejollity: jen-kollic: hobopoppins: manaphy: wow I didn’t know fuckin chocolate eggs were gendered OKAY LET ME TELL YOU A STORY ABOUT THE FUCKING PINK EGGS. I work at a concession stand in an ice rink. We sell a bunch
hobopoppins: manaphy: wow I didn’t know fuckin chocolate eggs were gendered OKAY LET ME TELL YOU A STORY ABOUT THE FUCKING PINK EGGS. I work at a concession stand in an ice rink. We sell a bunch of chocolate bars and snacks and shit including Kinder
bourgeois-pig: Easter Egg hunt in my kid brother’s ass… this year he rammed 8 hard boiled eggs in his hairless little box and shat them out for me one by one! Then we fucked like Rabbits.
mustardelbow: kikaijima: HERE YOU GO FUCKERS YOU WANT FUNNY BIG EGG VIDEO WATCH THIS ONE IT’S FUCKING JAPANESE TUMBLR KIDS LOVE THAT JAPANESE SHIT they are so excited it’s adorable. tumblr has discovered big egg videos im proud
i-cant-name-me:sucymemebabaran:it’s kinda fucked up how every pokemon lays eggs like, fucking horse eggs what the fuckXDD
swigityswegerimerinfuckinjeager: vanterror: karbabestrider: crystalmikii: darkpancakelord: deckster: REBLOG: go to your blog and click the egg to see what hatches I got Sonic the Hedgehog. Sonic the fucking Hedgehog. Maybe I cracked the egg too
karbabestrider: crystalmikii: tovesorceress89: raining—-roses: darkpancakelord: deckster: REBLOG: go to your blog and click the egg to see what hatches I got Sonic the Hedgehog. Sonic the fucking Hedgehog. Maybe I cracked the egg too fast.
darkpancakelord: deckster: REBLOG: go to your blog and click the egg to see what hatches I got Sonic the Hedgehog. Sonic the fucking Hedgehog. Maybe I cracked the egg too fast.
castiel-knight-of-hell: jen-kollic: thejollity: jen-kollic: hobopoppins: manaphy: wow I didn’t know fuckin chocolate eggs were gendered OKAY LET ME TELL YOU A STORY ABOUT THE FUCKING PINK EGGS. I work at a concession stand in an ice rink. We
jeanmarcoing: things to call your best friend: asshole looser fucking nerd piece of shit fuckin egg wife/waifu/husbando mayonnaise egg bitch salad meme loving fuck
jeanmarcoing: things to call your best friend: asshole loser fucking nerd piece of shit fuckin egg wife/waifu/husbando mayonnaise egg bitch salad meme loving fuck
lyssa-fer: darkpancakelord: deckster: REBLOG: go to your blog and click the egg to see what hatches I got Sonic the Hedgehog. Sonic the fucking Hedgehog. Maybe I cracked the egg too fast. I got a little dog and I think it’s from Animal Crossing
vanterror: karbabestrider: crystalmikii: darkpancakelord: deckster: REBLOG: go to your blog and click the egg to see what hatches I got Sonic the Hedgehog. Sonic the fucking Hedgehog. Maybe I cracked the egg too fast. I got Rogue Titan gettin’
instructor144: megustaboi: inhallowedhalls: sixpenceee: A shark swimming inside of its egg. (Source) This has nothing to do with my blog, but it has me so fucking stoked! Sharks, man. Just…. SHARKSSSSSS fun fact, those type of shark eggs are called
acid-kitty-things: BBW Schoolgirl Loves Laying Eggs (AP|C4S|MV)I stuff my pussy full of two big, silicone eggs eggs, and then fuck myself with a dildo while my pussy is still stuffed. It felt so fucking good that I couldn’t help but cum three times.
imkatandimawesome: castiel-knight-of-hell: jen-kollic: thejollity: jen-kollic: hobopoppins: manaphy: wow I didn’t know fuckin chocolate eggs were gendered OKAY LET ME TELL YOU A STORY ABOUT THE FUCKING PINK EGGS. I work at a concession stand
rodneykong: kyoung246: rodneykong: a fertilized egg has the rights of US citizens im fucking laughing so hard imagine a pair of twins and the one egg consumes the other does the first egg get charged with murder now??? A human being with human DNA
Today, I fucked up... by pranking my roommate my scrambling all his eggs, putting the scrambled eggs back in the carton, and telling him he bought "Pre-Scrambled Eggs".
mxcleod:that1animechick:Why did you put an egg in my juice? Aesthetic I swear to god if i fucking scroll down there better not be a picture of a god damn glass full of god damn juice with a god damn piece of shit egg, i swear to fucking god
bifurpawzsfw: sucymemebabaran: ratwhispers: sucymemebabaran: it’s kinda fucked up how every pokemon lays eggs like, fucking horse eggs what the fuck I LOVE THIS WEBSITE
jesterball: jesterball:stupid fucking victorian zoologists arguing for YEARS over if platypuses lay eggs or not when aboriginal people had kept telling them the whole time that, YES, they DO lay eggs.. and guess who was fucking right hint: it was the
vulphinix:vulphinix:vulphinix:buddwyer:buddwyer:how many eggs can you hold in your hand at once without creating an egg disaster? my high score is six@bakedpercent Fuck With Mefuck with me and my eight eggs. i dare youALTyou coward. you come here unable
mackenn: jeanmarcoing: things to call your best friend: asshole looser fucking nerd piece of shit fuckin egg wife/waifu/husbando mayonnaise egg bitch salad meme loving fuck bitch salad omfg
Fuck her from the back while she's cooking eggs in morning for you
egg-rolls: WHY DOES BEING GAY HAVE TO MAKE THINGS SO COMPLICATED WHY AM I EXPECTED TO FUCKING ANNOUNCE IT TO EVERYONE BC IT’S JUST ASSUMED THAT I’M STRAIGHT IF I DON’T WHY DO I HAVE TO HIDE RELATIONSHIPS FROM MY FAMILY WHY WOULD BRINGING WHO I
![aliceskary:My Splorch ovipositor egg laying dildo by PrimalHardwere is stuffed with a firm enema nozzle from SiliconeNozzles.com to give it some stiffness to use for fucking without eggs in it… Perfectly versatile toy! [Video here].](https://64.media.tumblr.com/2c9437b2d264744c7eb697f31ed8e59f/tumblr_nshvv9CLd91utjj9fo1_250.jpg)
