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julieraven:sexyorc:just dropped the fucking sun into my bath, nbdare you sure that isn’t the egg from the triwizard tournament
lithefider: lavastormsw: The thing I really like about Bunnymund is how he’s this big badass voiced by fucking Wolverine and doesn’t take shit from anyone, but he loves what he does. He’s not ashamed at all to paint eggs and call them adorable
dekutree: fencehopping: Chameleon hatching humans are fucking pathetic look at this little nigga come out of his egg on his own no crying no helpless “wah wah cut my umbilical cord” bullshit he come out and he already on the hunt for reptilian
julieraven: sexyorc:just dropped the fucking sun into my bath, nbdare you sure that isn’t the egg from the triwizard tournament
ebonyluvjazz: crimsonkinghgf: NAKED COOKING ;-) Scramble those eggs so we can get to fucking! 🍳🍳🍳
just-shower-thoughts: Whoever came up with coating raw chicken with eggs was savage as fuck.
counterph0bia: hybridblood: thewomanfromitaly: anukii: uniquelyevil: heyfunniest: Pokemon irl Fuck no Oh shittttt DON’T DO THIS TO ME NO ONE WILL EVER SEE ME AGAIN AND I WILL LOSE SO MUCH WEIGHT imagining trying to hatch eggs to breed for
chubbyychocolate: I just got my nipples piercedMy titties are on fucking fire and I just wanna eat something with eggs in it.
fourchambers: (if you think we’re going to miss this opportunity to promo this egg fucking video on easter you’re sorely mistaken) the eye // stoya & mickey & vex watch : teaser / full /trenchcoatx ✖
ghostofcheney: The Joker: Jingle bells, Batman smells, Robin laid an egg, the Batmobile lost a wheel, and the Joker got away! Xmas with the Joker..why the fuck would you want to spend it any other way?
karkateverdeen: lpd-says-fuck-you: anorecsya: i wish my thighs were as small as my self esteem ✿◕‿◕✿ If you have tiny thigh, how will you crush head of man like egg between? this is the most inspiring post on this website
trogdorthe-burninator: daves-applejuice: qodtiers: i fucking looked up eggs with legs and i’m why are they in a cage? otherwise they’ll eggscape
dinofarts: an-egg: yeah I speak Chinese 凵𠂆 𠂎丹丫 well fuck I’m chinese and I stared at this for about ten minutes before I got it
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pomodoko: First OPM fanart, inspired by this adorable fic by Potato Jesus. Commission Info
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brightedeyedvixen: joaquinbackfromthedead: dekutree: fencehopping: Chameleon hatching humans are fucking pathetic look at this little nigga come out of his egg on his own no crying no helpless “wah wah cut my umbilical cord” bullshit he come
tasteherforbiddenfruits: agathaheterodyne: wewishyouamurphychristmas: ladyoflate: colorschanging: nanner: alwaysfaithfulterriblelizard: o-bellaciao: alwaysfaithfulterriblelizard: this egg fucking froze because our fridge is too cold Why would
antemundaneorisonsawakendynamism: condescetier: hungrylikethewolfie: marielikestodraw: gaave: concernedresidentofbakerstreet: driving-an-impala-in-isengard: actualholidaybakery: ehretha: A tip from your favorite nurse (that’d be me) Always
hennyxstraight: thelifeofsmoke: goldenpoc: thepinkcornmoon: nya-kin: “issa egg” im fucking dying fam nigga said patrick lmaoooo Lmfaoo “A beauty blender. Something you need.” Ether!
queenbeyduh: @@@@Drake
conservationbiologist:by I fucking love science When keepers at the Chengu City Zoo in China noticed their turtle wasn’t feeling well, they x-rayed her and discovered that 14 eggs had been caught in her birth canal. An emergency c-section was performed
artbybonitaapplebum: rissastinsonwest: the1movement: melaninmedicine: apetitefordisaster: himai: thepinkcornmoon: nya-kin: “issa egg” im fucking dying fam This shit is hilarious. The Rick and Morty reference threw me for a loop lol LMFAOOO
happycuckoldress:impregfetish: Her soon-to-be husband was left waiting at the alter as his best-man fucked her from behind. She would say her vows with his cum running down her thigh into her garter belt. Her egg would be swimming in his sperm as the
pandacub89: Gotta love ‘grown-up’ Easter egg hunts! Me (right) and my bro :) Both Hot! Damn you on the right are fucking amazing CUTE LET ME EAT LEFT
sunstreakerlovethyself: knockoutsnetflixaccount: WERE GOING THROUGH THIS PERSONS TFP SCREENSHOTS AND THIS IS IN THERE AND I CANT BREATHE IT LOOKS LIKE HES ABOUT TO LAY AN EGG ON HER the fuck
ceryskitty: Thanks to larbestaaargh and friends on Twitter, I’m now into some fucked up shit. Here’s my contribution. W.I.P: Unedited 3200 words, for Perceptor/Brainstorm, parasite smut Warnings: parasites, eggs, restraints, master/pet, humiliation,
latiis: kinjokunie: what the fuck she’s licking the egg leave her alone
mercedesbenzodiazepine: mirakurutaimu: sana-kan: my favorite seal is that one that just goes “uuunhh. eggs” and makes fart sounds with his mouth I am literally…losing my FUCKING mind at 7:25 AM
not-so-little-cal: an-egg: not having black people in something isnt racist it just means theres no fucking black people sorry no. anything without minorities is racist. look at your bedroom. is there a black man in your closet?? no? racist. how about
vexenort: cumsquats: *cracks an egg on my head* *a lemon falls out* What a time to be alive what the fuck does this post even mean
preggobellycummer1974: Oh yes…i just wanna fuck your weird egg and cum over you 😍
preggobellycummer1974: 😢😢 What a giant egg to fuck 😢😢
cocotheflyingpig: With her eyes closed she didn’t see me entering our bedroom. There she was on her friend, his huge dick burried inside her and on the brink of fertilizing her egg. The night before we fucked like hell, but she said that she was sure
incestuous-creampie: I love to fuck my daughter’s bare cunt, knowing that there will be nothing between my sperm and her eggs when we are done here. And that’s how we both like it.
Bruised, sore and full of cum before 10 am. Daddy’s making me special bear pancakes with eggs and bacon. I got a bath last night with playtime and stories. And fucking kinkfest! This weekend is off to an amazing start.
I had a dream that I was at a Michael Jackson concert and I was listening to him cover Halsey while I made hard boiled eggs and I missed my flight to Italy because I was going hunting after the concert what the fuck
erinwert: selesnyapokemonprofessor: solace-y: howlsmovingumbrellastand: I’ve finally managed to make a vine compilation short enough that Tumblr will let me post it! I thought it wasn’t possible to crack an egg in your palm like that how to fuck
saepphire: dekutree: fencehopping: Chameleon hatching humans are fucking pathetic look at this little nigga come out of his egg on his own no crying no helpless “wah wah cut my umbilical cord” bullshit he come out and he already on the hunt for
legalfunnybunny: marcgiela: mercedesbenzodiazepine: What the FUCK is this I’m dying me outside the club me when it’s 10:31am and I want an Egg McMuffin That comment now is irrelevant ^
