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saltandpepperposts: I know you can prepared a chicken with a beer, but a pussy…? :)
titties-n-beer: You can order your socialite tee at http://tittiesnbeer.bigcartel.com
ultratwistedbubble: I just want a churro and a beer. Damn you disney, why can’t I find it?
jaclcfrost: “alcohol isn’t supposed to taste good” buddy watch me drink the fruitiest/sweetest shit i can find & enjoy it b/c i don’t hate myself enough to even begin to consider drinking like. beer
adorablebadass: “Well,” Jane sidles up at the island where Maura has just retrieved them both beers. “I guess I can entertain myself for the night.”Maura stops taking the cap off hers and looks at her best friend imploringly.
usehermouthandthroat: dirtywhoredreams: Ahhh must I say it again. A true *dirtywhore* can NEVER get enough ASS!!! I could be in that position watching tv and drinking a few beers all night long
tinyhellraiser: This is the face of someone who is outta college for the summer. Now I can focus on important things. Like beer.
rosarund: asleepylioness: Hey! Usually I don’t feel very grown up because I currently have to live at my parents house again. But now they’re on vacation, so I can lie naked on the living room-floor and take photos for the beer coffee-club :
justletithappennnn: find someone who will bite your neck and make you scream and then afterwards hand you a beer and eat pizza with you in bed. i think thats what matters. someone you can hangout with after making your body shake. that’s real.
The only thing that happened in Washington was that 2021 said “here hold my beer” to 2020 just to prove the point that it can always get worse
micdotcom: The problem with Cinco de Mayo we can’t ignore For Americans, Cinco de Mayo is another excuse for excess — to drown themselves in Mexican beer and margaritas, and wear sombreros for fun, as if donning one imbues one with actual culture.
itsarepeatingdisaster replied to your post: If you’re a girl who drinks beer I’m already DTF. aren’t you gay though fuk wut societee says. no1 can label mi sexuality!!!!111111!!!!
Last night one of my friends asked me why I was single, so obviously my reaction was wow James you can’t just ask people why they’re single. But as you do at 01:30 whilst heavily intoxicated and playing beer pong we got into a discussion
addiction-n-depression: Booze. Pills. Heroin. Dope.Substances are the only way I can cope.Vodka. Oxy. Tar. Speed. All of these drugs are all that I really need. Beer. Norcos. Black. Clear.All of these drugs to block all of these tears.Rum. Dilaudid.
sheercurves:My neighbor Oscar, always invites me over for a beer, he let’s me play with his feet after we’ve had 2, sheer socks means I can go all the way…..
domnator2: Drinks your last beer, smokes your last cigarette, eats your lunch and humiliates you in front of his friends. You can’t wait for his plane to touch down.
bethanybdsm: “Come here Babe! I want to ride your cock on the couch while your wife edges her loose cunt watching us. Then I want to straddle her face so she can eat your big load out of me while I fuck her with the fat end of that beer bottle you
garyglamour: Gary Glamour What a man wants more… horny woman and canned beer!
feetsandinches: Stroke Alright faggot, take a break, I need another beer, so go get me one. Then take my cock out and put it in your mouth, I also gotta piss. Then you can get back to foot duty.
jackingymboy: ya’ can have a beer when i’m dome with it faggot
amy-celeste: I’d crawl across acres of broken beer bottles just to play in that mane of red hair. You and the girl can party in the next room, just let her hair flow under the door for me and I’m good. Have I ever mentioned I have a long hair fetish?
11ringsslut: Ooh so happy master maintain my fuck hole. Pls master; don’t be in the pub to long. Can’t stand tip toe too long ! What’s your problem whore, fuck that uterus. You don’t eaven have all 34cm up. I go for a some beers.
Question of the day: Can you give a woman a yeast infection if you eat her out after drinking a bottle-fermented beer?
sarcasticsweetness: xemptfromxplanations: Glassware can get pretty expensive especially if you’re in college and always getting sht faced and breaking your glasses. Start just using your empty beer bottles and turning them into your new glasses. Look
gittana:frat boy aang would be like: water (drinks beer), earth (take his joint), fire (uses his lighter), air (blows the smoke) and then he would say “only the avatar can master all four elements” and do a posesokka and zuko are the ones cracking
ok i lied i can’t go through all the old asks and answer them sorry but my inbox is open again for non-anon tho hold my beer
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