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ahoboandhisbox: ileftmyheartinwesteros: I think my favorite Superbowl commercial so far is Seth Rogen quoting the president’s speech from Independence Day during a beer commercial. what commercial was it? I wanna youtube it Fuck I can’t remember
tishlush: bigdaddysgirl71: shortyb2003: You can serve me a beer like that anytime Is this how I should serve daddy & his friends today? today, and every day.
xemptfromxplanations: Glassware can get pretty expensive especially if you’re in college and always getting sht faced and breaking your glasses. Start just using your empty beer bottles and turning them into your new glasses. Look dope, easy to make
10knotes: xemptfromxplanations: Glassware can get pretty expensive especially if you’re in college and always getting sht faced and breaking your glasses. Start just using your empty beer bottles and turning them into your new glasses. Look dope, easy
hai-san: asentenceearly: Recently, Kirin (a Japanese beer company) has been running a “dream campaign” where people can write in to the company explaining what their dream is, and if selected, the company sets out to make it come true.Of all the
I chugged two beers down last night after coming home, remembering I hid them in the fridge. Surprised my dad didn’t see them and drank Moonshine. NAAASSSTTYY. Still can walk though. 👍
its almost 4pm and i just opened a can of beer. lol.
momsseductiveways: carolbbw: I felt so bad when I talked to you earlier today Sweetie…having such a bad day at work. So I came over and let myself in…made dinner for you. Here’s a beer for you… What else can Mommy do? ☺️ Thank you, Mom.
fvck-rvdd: xemptfromxplanations: Glassware can get pretty expensive especially if you’re in college and always getting sht faced and breaking your glasses. Start just using your empty beer bottles and turning them into your new glasses. Look dope,
militaryjockstrap: Lieutenant, how long have you been here at the bar by yourself, Sir? 3 pitchers of beers. Sit down soldier. Your wife good to you? Sir, I’m not sure I understand, Sir. Fuck man, my wife gives the worst blowjobs. She can’t take
daddylovestofuk: You can always spot the beer drinkers
shakboysmen: “Alright, faggot, get on my dick and I’ll let you have my poz load. Then you can wash it down with my beer piss.”
estraie: geekishchic: winchesterandwinchester: Just adding ‘opening a can of beer’ to the list of things that Jensen Ackles makes ridiculously hot that shouldn’t be. yup Goddammit Jensen Ackles
complxlifeofblackbrucewayne: Glassware can get pretty expensive especially if you’re in college and always getting sht faced and breaking your glasses. Start just using your empty beer bottles and turning them into your new glasses. Look dope, easy
femalemuscletalk: Welcome to the Beer Garden! Can I get you a pint and a menu? Alyssa Loughranhttp://bit.ly/10U4NH #femalebodybuilding #bodybuilding #fitness #femalewrestlers #bikini #femalemuscle
breedmeplz: I’ll invite you over. You come through the door and I’ll hand you a beer. Lead you to my room. Once I open the door, you can shove me onto my bed and start taking off my clothes, playing with my tits as you suck on them. Then take your
tonitheblonde:“Mistress Toni felt like it was time for another humiliation session. I can’t wait to see your beer drinking buddies faces. Have fun explaining the situation!”
One possible caption: A frat rat fortifying himself for the 50-yard girlfriend carry. Winner gets all the beer he can drink in 24 hours. Another: The winner of the first phase of a little game we liked to call “Intellectual Pursuit” back
thesatyrsglade: I love your snake man - now can I have your beer? by 3feathers
lifebyshannon: WE ARE OFFICIALLY OFFICIAL ME AND ZACH ARE BUSINESS OWNERS OFFICIALLY WE OWN AN OFFICIAL BUSINESS AND WE CAN’T EVEN HAVE A BEER TO CELEBRATE
strikeblr: jessielacey: lemonsnaatch: Alcohockey - Canadian variation of beer pong. I am inventor of this. I am drunk. I am Canadian. - Imgur Need this in my life. I have this. Probably the best investment you can make.
aggroro: pricklylegs: sirmicdoodle: xemptfromxplanations: Glassware can get pretty expensive especially if you’re in college and always getting sht faced and breaking your glasses. Start just using your empty beer bottles and turning them into your
foresterboy: deadxsushi: root-beer-riku: Anyone who says you can’t give flowers to boys clearly hasn’t tried it. Seriously, give a boy some roses, they get adorably flustered and go all red. It’s the most precious thing. Give more boys flowers.
fortheloveofhairy: Happy Boxing Day! God. Can I come over and have a beer with you? And then blow you? And then maybe cuddle? UNF.
naughtynicegirl69: LOL…I forgot I took this…anyone need me to hold their beer…I can’t guarantee that it will stay cold though…lol…;0
saltandpepperposts: I know you can prepared a chicken with a beer, but a pussy…? :)
foresterboy: deadxsushi: root-beer-riku: Anyone who says you can’t give flowers to boys clearly hasn’t tried it. Seriously, give a boy some roses, they get adorably flustered and go all red. It’s the most precious thing. Give more boys
swingingtxcpl: swingingtxcpl:Wanna see something dirty? Sometimes I like to get down and dirty simply because I can. Oh and yes.. I drank that beer before I put it in my soaking wet pussy. I see you dirty fkers like this… who wants to see more? I’m
asklelemonylenny: eridianglub: root-beer-riku: mylittlemattie: Wear ALL the dresses! I want to sew some of these. Can I just have all of these? Where???? Where is this shit?? I must have them all!!! -Lemony Lenny
quin-main: zanvalker: hell-diver: monkeymancheeks: unbelievable-facts: The ‘weapon stabilization system’ in German tank @megaward Are you fucking me holy shit Ok, Now fire it. some people just can’t beer-lieve it.
zenja-soba: nerdfighterwhatevernumbers: i actually find this really funny because if i’m not mistaken this is supposed to be a can of A&W root beer, and Japan HATES root beerApparently it’s a thing in Japan, it’s like black licorice to them,
absolutbleu: Happy St. Patrick’s Day Everybody!Watch out for those beers though, you might end with your tits out!You can check this hi res piece among many others and help me creat more artwork at my Patreon pagehttp://www.patreon.com/absolutbleu
lindseymorqan: real talk chris evans just pisses me off so much bc he’s an actual “get a man who can do both” meme like hear me out on one hand he’s a frat boy dressing dude who works the fuck out at the gym, buys 6 packs of beer to go along
dongstomper: those fuckers are trying to hunt me down so they can rub me with bacon grease and force me to drink their craft beer
writing-prompt-s: You rub a can of cheap beer and a small, pudgy spirit in a stained undershirt emerges. He is the Shitty Genie, and he’ll grant you any wish as long as it’s kind of shitty and won’t substantially change the course of your life.
arabfeetslut: Like so many married men, you have a few fags you can “visit” on the way home from work who are only too happy to wait on you, serve you a few beers and relieve that pressure in your balls. You know they will drop everything to take
pornstache18: Daddy’s a little tired and sweaty from the beach, can you take care of that for me boy while I work on my beer?Submit or say hi - Kik: pornstache18
coachpervman: After a couple of beers Sport confessed to Coach that he gets turned on by showing off. “You know what would be cool Sport? Get on all fours and arch your back as much as you can,” I said as I put my hand firmly on his lower
mygaychi: First video clip captured the guy in sleeping after couple cans of beer. It’s a long soft dick scene while he is drunk…(Myanmar proud) Please reblog and the second video clip with face will uploaded.
sweetbabyraysgourmetsauces: I was at a party last night and this weird nerd guy was screaming and punching the wall whenever he missed at beer pong and I cornered him later and I was like “Hey, can I give you some constructive criticism?” And he was
mintyskulls: mintyskulls: you ever listen to a song and it just makes you want to have an existential crisis in the back seat of a jeep while drinking a room temperature can of root beer just as the sun starts going down in June Somehow it’s taken
adragonhasnomaster: lezdate: awesomeness2: ultrafacts:(Fact Source) For more facts, follow Ultrafacts Can you imagine what it must have been like to build one of those? Okay…first we drink all these beers…then build a house. 99 bottles of
quehermosadiosa: gh0stmother: i want her to hit me in the face with a can of beer THIS IS THE BEST FUCKING VIDEO IVE EVER FUCKING SEEN
parks-and-rex: kay-the-strange: that-is-not-funny: ruinedchildhood: the-gabi-type: he’s a big boy let him have a liddle fun Theres “wine” and “beer” for dogs, that arent alcoholic and mostly beef broth yall can give em instead. Then
jormunsson: xemptfromxplanations: Glassware can get pretty expensive especially if you’re in college and always getting sht faced and breaking your glasses. Start just using your empty beer bottles and turning them into your new glasses. Look dope,
mandown456: freexcitizen: joeymuffin: therapsida: hello yes can I have 6 quarts of bb tiger The kitten is in a “puppy” cup. The hamster Yes. A&W I would like a cup of your root beer and please put some extra bunny rabbit on top.
justletithappennnn: find someone who will bite your neck and make you scream and then afterwards hand you a beer and eat pizza with you in bed. i think thats what matters. someone you can hangout with after making your body shake. that’s real.
domtop2u: Told you he was a good boi. You can barely tell he has a dick and balls, but that little pussy is tight, right? Pump your load into him when you’re ready, he’ll suck your cock clean…then he’ll go get you a beer! Make me proud, fagboi.
purpbanga: xemptfromxplanations: Glassware can get pretty expensive especially if you’re in college and always getting sht faced and breaking your glasses. Start just using your empty beer bottles and turning them into your new glasses. Look dope,
SoonI can hear my beer being poured…
sagansense: staceythinx:The next best thing to drinking a beer with great minds is drinking one from these new limited edition Heroes of Science glasses by Cognitive Surplus featuring some of history’s greatest scientific minds. You can find them
deviantotter: There’s no limit to the amount of dick this kid can take haha. Wicked hot watching him suck beer off my cock and shoving 4 fingers in his hot wet hole
