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mastermedit: He’s trained enough, but I hate it if he wastes a drop, so this will take care of any involuntary closing of the mouth when he chokes on three cans of beer worth of piss. MM
welcometothenewagebitch: jormunsson: xemptfromxplanations: Glassware can get pretty expensive especially if you’re in college and always getting sht faced and breaking your glasses. Start just using your empty beer bottles and turning them into your
incest78: Come on! Can’t you take your own brother’s beer piss?
verdeinvolumes: xemptfromxplanations: Glassware can get pretty expensive especially if you’re in college and always getting sht faced and breaking your glasses. Start just using your empty beer bottles and turning them into your new glasses. Look
darktwistedthoughtsofmine: rapedolls: dumbworthlessfucktoys: Don’t be shy. Feel her up. It’s what she’s made for. Its one way to buy some cans of beer True ownership and submission. Nice
I can’t help feeling the guy should be holding a huge beer!
daddys-fucktoys: I sent your big brother out for beer so while hes gone I can stretch out that virgin asshole.
kinkissx: Slave waitress cleaning the floor and the tables in a bar. A kind client invited her for a beer but she had to refuse: slave waitresses can’t drink with clients, and are not allowed to drink alcohol.
staygully: coonbeefhash: staygully: good evening ladies and gents. “hey babe, can you get me a beer” Hey look, my butt is on my dash.
monstertoysinme: Big Toys and Big Tits HD Videos! Can’t you tell she loves Stella Artois beer???
jeepguy293: menwithbigsticks: can’t get enough of redneck guys drinkin beer showin cock
oh-well-fuck-me: Can I just point out that I invited my fuck buddy over and he turned me down? Like, he turned this down. Apparently, he’s going to stay at home and drink beer and watch TV. Seriously?
bigthickchubbydick: Glassware can get pretty expensive especially if you’re in college and always getting sht faced and breaking your glasses. Start just using your empty beer bottles and turning them into your new glasses. Look dope, easy to make
quietbella:He let me drink two big cans of beer and then put me in a pull up for the hour long drive to go karts!
quietbella: He let me drink two big cans of beer and then put me in a pull up for the hour long drive to go karts!
mikisit: wetpantsandbriefs: jeans-perv-smoker-boy: somerandomdude23: Held for a while and then lost it in my jeans. Lots of pee. Hope someone out there likes this! DEFINITELY like it!! Hot. Come and visit and we can have a beers and no bathroom
shannonbarden44: My beautiful baby girl had to go after a few beers. With no restrooms and people everywhere, she told me to stop somewhere quick. People were all around she smiled at me and you can see what a treat I got!! Very exciting and spontaneous!
ladycockything: Follow Me And I’ll Follow Back SOMEONE IDENTIFY THAT BEER! Maybe Clown Shoes…but I can’t see enough to be sure.
I was going to post my new gifs tonight but I’ll leave it for tomorrow when everyone is up and can jerk off. I’m so thoughtful. Beer time!
*Ding-dong!* “Oh, he’s here already, I’ll go get the door babe, you have a seat and have your beer. Gawd, my pussy is already getting wet! Marcus always fucks me so much better than you can, babe ;) Awww, don’t look so sad sweetie, you know you
South Padre Island Texas is the Spring Break zone this year. College is wild, but this is something that I can’t write home about. Naked teen girls, horny frat boys, and beer pong till the sun comes up. Nothing is hotter them losing and having
callmebullcuck:What is it, cuck? Yeah, he’s here but he’s busy as u can see. Since u got all the way here from the party go back and get me some more beers. Your boy will take a while and I’m thirsty.
candidappetite: Yesterday I posted a new recipe on the food blog completely forgetting that it was Cinco de Mayo. SO now that we’re done with the margaritas and tacos and fajitas, we can properly appreciate these Beer Battered Fish and Chips.
rub-a-tum-tum: my belly this morning vs now. today i ate: half a bag of chips 3 litres of milk a baconator from wendys a large poutine from wendys a root beer a can of alphabet soup leftover pizza a crispy chicken from dq a large poutine from dq a large
lmbbabe:DEAR LORT I can’t stop belching!!! The bloat is REAL! So many ginger beers
When Lamarr has that rare night where for some stupid fucking reason he doesn’t manage to score some pussy at the club, on his way home he texts his buddy Pablo and asks if he can swing by Pablo’s place for a….beer.http://www.myvidster.com/video/90
Some hosts serve beer or wine..you get the picture..but every once in a while…a host can get creative with the libations..
Concert so much fun I high fived Dominic Peters at the stage I can not feel my legs . . . . Also some chick spilled beer over my head
notashamedtobemen: Nudity can be casual and innocent, especially when you’re just hanging out with the guys and having a beer.
Girls have Valentine’s Day, boys get March 14, steak and bj day! It’s a lesser known holiday, but you can google it! Head to the store, get your man a steak some beer and reward him for all of his hard work!!
male-tf-control:“Dad’s gonna be so pissed when he finds out I took his body out to the beer bust for a second weekend in a row. Too bad I don’t give a fuck what he thinks now that I can possess his body whenever I want!”
foresterboy: deadxsushi: root-beer-riku: Anyone who says you can’t give flowers to boys clearly hasn’t tried it. Seriously, give a boy some roses, they get adorably flustered and go all red. It’s the most precious thing. Give more boys
Hey! So my friend is still here cause she cancelled her plans so still haven’t done my diaper holding challenge yet :c but maybe if she doesn’t stay too long can try after she leave but might be a tad latish!But just now drinking a beer while she’s
Let’s do a science experiment, what happens when a 5ft chick chugs a 24oz can of beer?
3 beers and a cup of soda laterOh…. I can’t move right now
throwawaysouls: xemptfromxplanations: Glassware can get pretty expensive especially if you’re in college and always getting sht faced and breaking your glasses. Start just using your empty beer bottles and turning them into your new glasses. Look
Last night was really fun. Me and doctor went to dinner. Then he bought me a bunch of different craft beers which I can never afford anymore. I ran into my boyfriend from 7th grade at the the store. Me and doctor were holding hands and when I said hi
mi–ca–ela: mi—ca—ela: Sad grrls club :/ I feel like my heart is so full, it’s breaking ever so slowly. Yes bloodyqueefs and lofididntdie , sad grrls should get together. Beers and queers, and Nicole can try to cry. I’m gonna
Made breakfast but I can’t bring myself to put it in my mouth. Looks like it’s going to be a beer for breakfast type of day. I tried to reach out of my hermit cave and texted a couple people to maybe go hangout and swim or go on a hike but
Lake Eola was dead and full of sad souls so I’m heading back to the spot near Megabus to fly a sign. That way I can drink beer and not worry about getting too shwilly to where I miss the NOLA bus. In fact I hope I’m half drunk when the bus
It’s going to rain all day which means I can’t bike home or go anywhere really.I wish there was a beer delivery service.
justletithappennnn: find someone who will bite your neck and make you scream and then afterwards hand you a beer and eat pizza with you in bed. i think thats what matters. someone you can hangout with after making your body shake. that’s real.
jaclcfrost: “alcohol isn’t supposed to taste good” buddy watch me drink the fruitiest/sweetest shit i can find & enjoy it b/c i don’t hate myself enough to even begin to consider drinking like. beer
lilyvonpseudonym: billyggruff: punchportals: PSA for short trans guys: Wolverine is 5'3" and he will physically fight your dysphoria for 1 can of beer Another fun fact: In realities where Logan was NOT captured by Weapon X and brainwashed/given
susiephone: tayaart: tayaart: antifamutantdown: tayaart: tayaart: tayaart: A) i was a church organist B) i made cereals w beer instead of milk C) i can hold my breath for 40 seconds Which one is a lie First one to answer right gets a free
kittens-anger-and-jam: awed-frog: Okay but people organizing and meticulously buying every single bottle and can of beer in town to prevent neonazis from having a good time during an extreme right music festival is the most German thing I ever heard.
withmybymyself: It’s 11:05pm and Moana is almost over I just started drinking my fourth can of beer because I’m a glutton for punishment. I’ve also had 2 more 10oz glasses of tap water. When i was outside alone smoking a cigarette i let myself
evaded: overwhelminq: adultrebel: Awesome drinking games you never heard of! Let’s all just have a drink to this! :) Who thought chess could be so interesting ;) These drinking games are practically a life saver! Can we just play volley beer pong!
phuckindop3: find someone who will bite your neck and make you scream and then afterwards hand you a beer and eat pizza with you in bed. i think thats what matters. someone you can hangout with after making your body shake. that’s real.
halfremembereddreamgirl-deactiv:I really wish there was like a feedist bar. I’m in the mood to go somewhere and have someone pay for all the food and beer I can consume
fuertecito: Me: 2018 can’t get any more surreal 2018: Hold my beer
cospi: How can anyone smile in Room jersey?By not being old enough to remember the Super Bowl being the Dallas Cowboys show I’m guessing.I shall now cry into my beer. Le sigh. I do miss the glory days. I’m not a big Romo fan, but I had to reblog
mkilla77: phnixxred: xemptfromxplanations: Glassware can get pretty expensive especially if you’re in college and always getting sht faced and breaking your glasses. Start just using your empty beer bottles and turning them into your new glasses.
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deepspacemermaid: the sriracha beard homemade beer flannel bacon i-have-a-whole-closet-dedicated-to-my-oxfords breed of guy is one of my least favorites and makes me want to throw my vagina in the trash can
yukithewuff: Just grab the beer and drink so it can move out the way
xemptfromxplanations: Glassware can get pretty expensive especially if you’re in college and always getting sht faced and breaking your glasses. Start just using your empty beer bottles and turning them into your new glasses. Look dope, easy to make
She can serve me beer anytime like that 😜😜
vesperstardust: Operation Sniper Friendship: activate Plan BYou can’t be mad, he brought you beer, it’s the rule.For parallelpie! (“sniper trying to fix his van and engineer is trying really hard to get sniper to let him help with his van but sniper
