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thehonestcourtesanandtherake: “Baby can you get me a beer?” - Royce
Dear future BF, I can be one of the guys if need be. Drink beer, jack off, watch sports, play video games. I do it all already. And all that other gender stereotype shit. But id never be offended if you wanted a real guys night as long as you come back
agreedyconcern: But can she fit a beer bottle in her cleavage while balancing the other drinks?
redvsblue1979: Dang beer, passed out to early last night but it’s a 3 day weekend so I can make up for it l. BLUE♤
brad-yates: This building is RIGHT down the street from me in Charleston. Still can’t figure out who this beer-gutted Adonis is though….
s7500:Large pizza and 6 beers fills me up good. *slosh* maybe I can force in dessert…
blogartus: keepembloated: pgrant1270: Not so lite If it’s “Lite,” he’ll have to drink twice as many to grow his belly. Whatever he eats, he’s built a beautiful beer belly. For all I care, he can wear a shirt with a condom ad.
lucydonaghan:replacing that six pack for a keg. can’t believe how much I’ve let myself go. (Submission) Those abs are long long gone. Looks like you went through a lot of kegs to end up with that beer gut.
awit00: Tryna inflate myself so I can do the #BeerMaternityChallenge . Except it is not beer but Food and Air
gutgodd:I guess I really can eat ribs, brisket, Mac n cheese, almost a whole pie and 6 beers… talk about a food hangover. I’m fucking ballooning fam, waddled around the rest of the night.Fed by @mysticbod-e and sponsored by @azencourager
ryanporker:Welcoming this #Faturday with a fun throwback shirt! Gotta love the way white accentuates every curve. Well I went ahead and got myself drunk filming this video from the amount of times I’ve re-filmed it, re-chugging beer so I can burp lmao.
:From the side you can really see how fat I’ve gotten from all this beer 🥴
alphabelly:Who’s got the most lit Super Bowl party going down tonight? I’m trying to stuff my fat face with food and beer so I can expand this 52 inch gut some more 🏈💪🍻
fatdads:Dad didn’t always have a big beer belly, but I can hardly picture him without one anymore.
fatdads:bbbottomforgrandpa:Keep the beers coming. Dad’s got can take it. Though his belt might not!
earthyjim:am1bear:Bloated, round, and still swelling. Let’s get another case of beer and see how much this big bear can stretch!
lcgccx: mizufae: growingintheweeds: asentenceearly: Recently, Kirin (a Japanese beer company) has been running a “dream campaign” where people can write in to the company explaining what their dream is, and if selected, the company sets out to
godtricksterloki: amoying: warm soda is the worst thing that can happen No. Just throw ice in the cup of soda and problem solved. Beer is a tragedy because you chuck it into the freezer and stare and wait and wait and wait and wait.
nowyoukno: What would your last meal be? See More Daily Facts Here Mine would be sushi with beer and lots of pastries sweets at the end.Side note: I can’t believe most of then lived for 10 years. If you’re gonna kill somebody just fucking
samsteves: mother Fucker chris evans dresses like he’s about to go to the nearest frat house to play beer pong and get drunk wearing a motherfuckin BACKWARDS CAP INDOORS and he just radiates so much fucking Bro energy i can feel it from the other side
kiittygoddess: kiittytamer: Minnie Goddess, Ruby Kitten… and the incomparable @kiittygoddess - I just wanted to buy them a beer. I swear I can’t take these girls anywhere! And who the fuck does that on the back of a tow truck? In front of an audience….?
thesandwichenthusiast: I didn’t have time to make a Murica Sandwich, but I did get a cheeseburger, fries, and a beer with friends. And I can’t think of anything more American than that. 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🍔🍟🍻
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kittewart: Love Tavern term ! I wonder what Erza can show for another pint of beer? For April on Patreon! http://patreon.com/kittew ( lewd adult nsfw )
niftynudeguys: We all know that one guy who gets naked after 1 can of beer.
tonightweredrinkingfromthebong: Hey, Generico, this is great! You can have your first beer!
cervezasluts: showoffpictures: She doesn’t have any beer money, can you help her? (via TumbleOn)
sir2u: Alright faggot, get me another beer and you can suck my cock some more.
rickraunch: Like so many married men, you have a few fags you can “visit” on the way home from work who are only too happy to wait on you, serve you a few beers and relieve that pressure in your balls. You know they will drop everything to take care
fukerwill:You can have the beer when I’m done with it. 🍺
pikaballoons: i wonder if anyone from tumblr would actually invite me to their house i would come over to my house and you can drink my bitch beer, watch bad shows w/ me or play vidya or talk to my dad because hes fucking hilarious then sniff my ferrets
freexcitizen: danthemedicman: westcoaststoner420: riffsand-spliffs: the-dazedandconfused: savingtigerlilly: 1 can root beer, cold2 shots or more of Jack Daniel’s*1 big scoop of vanilla ice creamIn a mug, pour shots of JD whiskey. Add in root
freefracornerofsillyness: pencil-rebagels: I played Taboo with my friends after a few beers. I took a card and stared at it for 50 seconds before asking what am I doing. Proof that I get drunk with 2-3 cans i’m geting drunk after 1-2 :I xD!
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fullmetalwindbreaker:got fired via a text from my boss who i’ve never digitally communicated with and because it was an unknown number sending a mysterious link with no context (turned out to be security camera footage of me taking 1 can of cheap beer)
throwawaysouls: xemptfromxplanations: Glassware can get pretty expensive especially if you’re in college and always getting sht faced and breaking your glasses. Start just using your empty beer bottles and turning them into your new glasses. Look
quehermosadiosa: gh0stmother: i want her to hit me in the face with a can of beer THIS IS THE BEST FUCKING VIDEO IVE EVER FUCKING SEEN
gamegrrl: reblog this and tag with your zodiac sign and your favorite alcoholic drink
kittenclayton: throwawaysouls: xemptfromxplanations: Glassware can get pretty expensive especially if you’re in college and always getting sht faced and breaking your glasses. Start just using your empty beer bottles and turning them into your new
depravedmusingsv2: “Daddy do I have to..?”“Yes Emelie.. it’s a gas station on the other side of town. Just go in and get the case of beer I want. Here’s some money, I know you can barely count so I gave you exact change. Just get your dumbass
caughtintheantimatter replied to your post: I’m going to make a big blanket nest Can I come too? I’ll be quiet as I will probably be playing FF Tactics. Also..only if you have beer or something to that extent. Eh..I guess I don’t care about
sw087: sean3116: caughtintheantimatter replied to your post: I’m going to make a big blanket nest Can I come too? I’ll be quiet as I will probably be playing FF Tactics. Also..only if you have beer or something to that extent. Eh..I guess I
occupyasgard: sw087: sean3116: sw087: sean3116: caughtintheantimatter replied to your post: I’m going to make a big blanket nest Can I come too? I’ll be quiet as I will probably be playing FF Tactics. Also..only if you have beer or something
tielan: maskedlinguist: lizjamesbitch: patbaer: wellthatsjustgreat: babygrot: not-so-futureben: eatmoremacandcheese: “hi optus? can i have dan’s number, i want to take them out for a beer and possibly marriage.” Dan from Optus is politely
angusbeer: Amethyst by Angus Beer Time taken: 2 weeks Absolutely love Steven Universe and what makes it is the characters- I chose to draw Amethyst as she can be crude a bit untidy, yet still cares about everyone. That and her purple colour scheme
blackmetalhobbit-me: cubdude: yeahwhipitout: bfbearirrera2: bfbearirrera: scouseruggersrudemen: bearsarerad: (via woofwoofmydarling, westex) damn!!! Thick n juicy He needs to hurry up and chug so that I can have that beer recycled directly from
incestiousfeelings: “When I finish this beer son we are going back to the room so you can lick me through a couple of orgasms before your daddy arrives”
girlsborn4: this is the only way you can serve me a beer
xemptfromxplanations: Glassware can get pretty expensive especially if you’re in college and always getting sht faced and breaking your glasses. Start just using your empty beer bottles and turning them into your new glasses. Look dope, easy to make
talia-z: yngwlv: Killer Mike is a complete legend So true. Buy better beer, do not sell that cool car and simply love is the best advice anyone can give you. Taking these 3 to heart!
yardsandtail: Can’t summer just be forever? I liked having my freedom, not wearing shoes for months at a time, being naked outside and drinking a cold beer in my canoe on warm evenings.
deceptivecadence: randomanimosity: My one dream place I want to go is Ireland. I just wanted to sit in of the fields with a pen and notebook and escape into the serene green seas of their country. Liar. You want green beer. :) Yes I can totally
anxiousmonster: whethervane: nickiemoot: classyprospitianlady: ((Now if only this bar had crazy straws! Deuce loved crazy straws.)) ((Yes, Boxcars just opened that beer with his teeth. If he can bite a man’s head clean off his shoulders, opening
zzazu: thedailywhat: Cat Video of the Day: All out of beer, but can I interest you in a cat instead? Thought so. [b3ta.] THE ENDING LKEJHFLKESUHFLEHFL OH GOD I’M DYING
karinanirak: underestimateem: I’m fairly certain this picture started with the phrase, “hold my beer and get your camera ready” this might be the greatest photo i’ve ever seen I can’t help but feel like he died shortly after taking this
mr-tea-83: sissy-michelle2: bellyluvs99: Preggo bellies, beer bellies, food babies.. everything goes!😉 All pregnant girls can send me their beautiful belly pics 😍 Love pregnant women
someone come build a blanket fort with me and bring beer and we can order takeout
extraneousredux: This is delicious, and some nights it really hits the spot. It’s a little bit tart, it’s not overly sweet, and it is refreshing. It doesn’t fill you up like beer. Plus, I can get a buzz off of one glass. ;) I think it’s been
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