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dahliadenoire: so baby come light me up xxx can someone pls write an Into You au i will give u 1000 shekelsbc pink lights, beer & cheap motels r my aesthetic ~twitter~
rickraunch: That time of day when all you can think about is having a few beers and getting a blow job.
just-shower-thoughts: Making your own beer is like making your own porn. You can let an expert make it at a higher quality for you, but making it yourself is much more satisfying. Both bother the wife a little.
rxseartist: Steven universe: We have the longest hiatuses in the world! Nobody can beat us!Miraculous Ladybug: hold my beer
irishgamer1: This so fucking hot!!!! I love boobs, and I love beer!!!! You can’t go wrong. Mmmmmm!
incestbabydoll: The parents are gone and you are left alone with your sister. Drinking beer and having a can of whipped cream near isn’t such a bad idea, is it? I mean, what could go wrong?
breedmeplz: I’ll invite you over. You come through the door and I’ll hand you a beer. Lead you to my room. Once I open the door, you can shove me onto my bed and start taking off my clothes, playing with my tits as you suck on them. Then take your
throwawaysouls: xemptfromxplanations: Glassware can get pretty expensive especially if you’re in college and always getting sht faced and breaking your glasses. Start just using your empty beer bottles and turning them into your new glasses. Look
susiephone: tayaart: tayaart: antifamutantdown: tayaart: tayaart: tayaart: A) i was a church organist B) i made cereals w beer instead of milk C) i can hold my breath for 40 seconds Which one is a lie First one to answer right gets a free
she can serve me a stein of beer anytime busen shoen gross,xxxxxxxxxxx.
youtastelike-sunlight:maskedlinguist:lizjamesbitch:patbaer:wellthatsjustgreat:babygrot:not-so-futureben:eatmoremacandcheese:“hi optus? can i have dan’s number, i want to take them out for a beer and possibly marriage.”Dan from Optus is politely
farfromthepacific: nerdfighterwhatevernumbers: i actually find this really funny because if i’m not mistaken this is supposed to be a can of A&W root beer, and Japan HATES root beerApparently it’s a thing in Japan, it’s like black licorice
jaclcfrost: “alcohol isn’t supposed to taste good” buddy watch me drink the fruitiest/sweetest shit i can find & enjoy it b/c i don’t hate myself enough to even begin to consider drinking like. beer
foresterboy: deadxsushi: root-beer-riku: Anyone who says you can’t give flowers to boys clearly hasn’t tried it. Seriously, give a boy some roses, they get adorably flustered and go all red. It’s the most precious thing. Give more boys
tapegaggedboy: Restrained, beaten and then humiliated as his captor poured beer all over him, the soldier can only wonder how much longer this will continue.
sayitwithakiss: Oh and can we talk about how they’re making a special Game of Thrones beer?!
shattered-earth: If you had some criticisms about overwatch’s character designs this company wants you to hold their beer so they can prove how much worse they could have been.(I mean i love slogging on bad ovw skins/desgisn as much as the next person
small-penis-hangout: havingfun2112: idreamofcumkissing: I can’t hold out much longer….fuckkkkkkkkk! Just had the best after work experience. I met my girlfriend at the local bar and had a few beers and she told me she had a surprise for me when
fatalneon:“Come closer and you can lurk better at my black opaques. You’re curious about tights aren’t you? Sit with me and I’ll go into their history and importance to fashion. Then we’ll go for some beers, and I’ll even feeldoe you. What’s
adragonhasnomaster: lezdate: awesomeness2: ultrafacts:(Fact Source) For more facts, follow Ultrafacts Can you imagine what it must have been like to build one of those? Okay…first we drink all these beers…then build a house. 99 bottles of
itshardtoactnormal: me at work Hannah can’t handle no more beer cases ever again
black-operations: shibari-bun: kawaiiknives: foresterboy: deadxsushi: root-beer-riku: Anyone who says you can’t give flowers to boys clearly hasn’t tried it. Seriously, give a boy some roses, they get adorably flustered and go all red. It’s
holesnbuns: bbincumming2: Consuming beer? http://bbincumming2.tumblr.com/tagged/dildo If you like floppy dicks and cum you can follow me at: http://www.tumblr.com/blog/floppydcksncream
cokeflow: I want a friend that I can just have a few beers with late at night and lay on a roof and chain smoke and talk about life and death but I also really want taco bell to deliver
gameandwatch:nintendo420: Man how can you not like beer i have taste buds
crazytexascouple: duna24: crazytexascouple: I don’t know why I’ve never thought to be fucked with a beer bottle. I was so wet, sliding around in my seat. It was fantastic ☺️ Can o take credit for giving you the idea !!! Lol Yes 😊
myshowerbeer: NSFW Here are my cans… of bud light! The best shower beers are cheap and refreshing!
atthefrozenhorizon: nsfwdozer: A few hours, some chicken wings, and a beer later and I’m done with the sketchIt’s Cold Blooded Twilight with Cirno-esque wings This is too good. I can’t even
after lots of beer and water a piss party can be great fun
seducing-dad: Lucky for me, dad is a horny drunk. Get a few drinks in him and he starts to get riled up. Only 3 beers in and I can already see his free balling bulge starting to grow. Time for another round!!
falsepalindrome: firewater-fox: pricklylegs: sirmicdoodle: xemptfromxplanations: Glassware can get pretty expensive especially if you’re in college and always getting sht faced and breaking your glasses. Start just using your empty beer bottles
couplesconfession: I love those moments when we have just checked in to our hotel and unpacked our bags. We have a few hours until we are supposed to meet up with our play date. I can have a shower, a cold beer and lay on the bed just watching her making
welcometothenewagebitch: jormunsson: xemptfromxplanations: Glassware can get pretty expensive especially if you’re in college and always getting sht faced and breaking your glasses. Start just using your empty beer bottles and turning them into your
sepdxbear: scottydarksider: No underage drinkers can escape the Beer Police! //
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root-beer-riku: All finished! Swerve’s gun for NYCC is done! WOO! And you can’t see it in the photos, but the green lights on the back light up blue. Now to work on other cosplay stuff.
luuchans: Ah, too noisy. I can’t drink my beer peacefully..
embalm: Shout out to boys who like family guy Shout out to boys who say “run Forrest run” every time they see someone running Shout out to boys who can’t handle the mosh pit and threw up after one beer at the all ages pierce the veil concert.
cuckoldselection: It’s OK. You can carry on filming while the other guys get their cocks sucked, fuck your wife and drink your beer.
boyshaveallthefun: gaypornheavenxxx: http://collegejocks.tumblr.com ~ME AND THE GUYS USING MY LIL’BROS PUSSY FAG ASS! My brother and his friends fed me a couple of beer, they thought it would be less painful if I am high but nothing can take
brooklynalphabro: You want this beer, fag? You can drink it from my dick when I’m done.
ciudadpermutacion: fortheloveofcock: tgrade5: (via wequeersluvdick) Beer Pong can be fierce: winners fuck losers !! Click to enlarge. Now that’s a party!
breedpig: rickraunch: Like so many married men, you have a few fags you can “visit” on the way home from work who are only too happy to wait on you, serve you a few beers and relieve that pressure in your balls. You know they will drop everything
autumnalmutterings: ‘You know, when my agent got me this gig for the new Hamm’s Beer commercials, I had no idea that this would be the result…’ (and in the background, the classic theme tune for Hamm’s can be heard…)
our-hotwife-journey-4-2: feistylittleleopard: Happy Saturday flash from a local watering hole! 👀📸 What’s better than beer and flashing?! 🍻 Oh wait, I can think of a few things… 😉😘 -J Only a few lol ❤️❤️❤️ Happy Saturday
evra-tf2: vesperstardust: Operation Sniper Friendship: activate Plan BYou can’t be mad, he brought you beer, it’s the rule.For parallelpie! (“sniper trying to fix his van and engineer is trying really hard to get sniper to let him help with his
cherry7upgirl: i hate in movies when there’s a guy at a bar and a woman next to him makes a raunchy joke or orders a beer and the camera flashes to his pleasantly surprised face because he has found a woman who is Cool and Can Hang and he never knew
zenja-soba: nerdfighterwhatevernumbers: i actually find this really funny because if i’m not mistaken this is supposed to be a can of A&W root beer, and Japan HATES root beerApparently it’s a thing in Japan, it’s like black licorice to them,
mysuperiortaste: fordesperatefags:Would love to see a faggot try and survive a whole day on just fluids from me. Maybe if it’s a hot day I’ll put some beer up my arse and he can drink from that love to do this someday! :)
ebonyslutfanatic: Enough beer for you and your buddy: ฤ A tankful of gas so you can drive around looking for pussy: ุ Finding a black whore willing to accept her calling as a white-boy fuck-toy: PRICELESS!
mad0uleurexquise: youdeservedegrading: No matter where you are, you can always find a way to put on a show. Now shove the beer bottle up your cunt Yes daddy
ficinferno: dollypopup: foresterboy: deadxsushi: root-beer-riku: Anyone who says you can’t give flowers to boys clearly hasn’t tried it. Seriously, give a boy some roses, they get adorably flustered and go all red. It’s the most precious
pricklylegs: sirmicdoodle: xemptfromxplanations: Glassware can get pretty expensive especially if you’re in college and always getting sht faced and breaking your glasses. Start just using your empty beer bottles and turning them into your new glasses.
dreams-to-wander soooo. When can I play beer pong?? Feeling so left out :(
masochistic-lust:I want to be babied and treated like a little girl. Take my beer out of my hand and tell me to slow down, little girls can’t drink so much. Make fun of my anger, laugh in my face, push and pull me around like a doll, yank me over your
maryslikes: “After I finish my beer… THEN you can fuck me over the hood!”
adjustmer: Mark and Joe are straight marine buddies, who ended up playing a naked beer pong in my friend’s house. These dudes can’t keep their hands off their dicks-so sexy! 🔥😋🔥😋
