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Hon, I presume this highlighted paragraph form Reluctant Cuckold: “I could hear the bed creaking. Ashley was moaning, ‘Oh God.’ It was all too obvious. I was listening to my wife getting fucked.” is a fantasy you would like me to make real.—————————-QUOTI
fandomhell97: kaalashnikov: Guro Challenge Day 2: Decapitation now obviously I wasn’t going to get through a guro challenge without drawing Hellsing at least once. Maia and I watched the ova recently and when he was like ‘oh that was fun, I haven’t
Response to - My muse sees yours up for sale at an auction. How much would my muse pay to buy them and why? - For differentfacesameman
When I was in the shower just now I remembered about 8000 cringeworthy things I did when I was younger Thanks, Anxiety
lovetechnique: pleasetrysomethingelse: dirkarchive: dirkarchive: the biggest queer mormon power play ever played was when the lead singer of Neon Trees made the band famous and had several hit songs and then in rolling stone was like “oh btw i’m
stats: heartsfemme: heartsfemme: sometimes i forget u cant say certain things to straight people? this girl just asked me how i was and without thinking i replied “oh u know, im fergalicious baby!” and she was like “huh ???? what do mean ur fergalicious
steverobin:“Basically, how you treat the horse is how you treat yourself. So basically I was like oh, OJ is very still … and he has this connection to the horses, so I had to get very still. As I was getting better at riding, I was getting closer
percychased: 12years-in-azkaban: percychased: Today in my english class we were discussing about the topic “should we talk to strangers on the internet?” and they were like “OH NO OMFG WE CAN NEVER DO THAT” and i was like why are people always
sharonraydors: willastyrells: #’you fucked up you fucked up you fucked up’ -me @ castro (via cheapandjuicy) #also some part of me was like SHE ASKED FOR A PLAN and i was even sadder than i was before
graceybird: So I was like oh you know what I should celebrate finishing my senior film by getting a new SU shirt or something, so I just casually go to the CN shop and… omg oh gosh NEW SHIRTS *GASP* Oh my gosh! I wish they sold these in actual
graceybird: artemispanthar: graceybird: So I was like oh you know what I should celebrate finishing my senior film by getting a new SU shirt or something, so I just casually go to the CN shop and… omg oh gosh NEW SHIRTS *GASP* Oh my gosh! I wish
xiumania: im so glad fanfiction sometimes looks like those basic formatted websites u read for deeply detailed paragraphs on educational subjects my dad just walked into my room and saw words on my computer and was like “oh ur studying sorry” when
kaiba-conda: pokemonoxide: setofreakinkaiba: But why does the new villain look like some weird fusion of Yusei, Jack, and that other guy Oh I thought it WAS Yusei, I was so confused JESUS THOSE ABS…
kaalashnikov:Guro Challenge Day 2: Decapitation now obviously I wasn’t going to get through a guro challenge without drawing Hellsing at least once. Maia and I watched the ova recently and when he was like ‘oh that was fun, I haven’t got my head
ohonhonhon-baguette: fuchsimeon: pleatedjeans: via At first I was like “oh some guy being a really awesome athlete” AND THEN I REALIZED WHAT I WAS ACTUALLY LOOKING AT I spent ten minutes trying to work out why there was a face coming out of his
asmilinggoddess: professors seeing “teddy lupin” on their rosters and being like “ah yes, remus lupin’s son. remus was such a well behaved student, i’m sure his son will be the same” and then teddy shows up for class and they’re like “oh
castribble: Delphine was invited to Clone Club Dinner. “unfortunatly I cannot stay”“oh.. even for a little bit?”Cosima invited her and there was one place at the table empty for her.See that chair by Mrs. S??? And how the table is laid out for
whadupjamieboy: Gonna go shopping right now! :) Made a quick cover, and messed up -___- haha! Sorry for the weird faces. It’s cus my voice was raspy and I was like “ahhh”. oh dang jamie
carrotzoo: goldenpoc: Theory What if Aaliyah’s plane was a part of R Kelly’s cult plan this whole time? What if Aaliyah ended up having doubts about R Kelly and told him about her suspicions or he eavesdropped on her and was like “oh so that’s
boonavalope: sammneiland: i kept seeing posts where everyone was like “oh all the girls in the new pokemon are cute” and its like ALL THE GUYS ARE CUTE TOO BEYOND JUST PROF. DILF. backpackers and tourists are fucking babes
My night terror consisted of this weird Yeti man standing over my bed with a knife and the entire dream was like looking through night vision goggles, like how they film in horror movies. Nick didn’t believe me in my dream and I guess only i could see
acchan-imai: xiumania: im so glad fanfiction sometimes looks like those basic formatted websites u read for deeply detailed paragraphs on educational subjects my dad just walked into my room and saw words on my computer and was like “oh ur studying
falcon-knight: ok STORYTIME my mom gave me this gift for my birthday at first i was like please don’t tell me it’s a sex toy but then i was like oh it’s a necklace in which you can put a special pearl and i- make a wish? i think i just became
kibblesundbitches: ariasphyxia: oh my fucking god i just got really fucking confused because I thought Aaron Paul was Walt and i was like what the actual fuck he can’t be thirty-one he was not 17 in Malcolm in the Middle
emouslim: rahilugh: for my 12th birthday my mum got me a book and i already had it so i was like ‘oh well, now i have 2 copies!’ so i looked through my book shelf aND REALISED THAT THE BOOK SHE GAVE ME WAS THE BOOK I ALREADY HAD MY MUM STOLE SOMETHING
underthe-corktree: OHHHH MYYY GOODDDDDDDDD so my dad had his boss over for dinner tonight and during dinner his boss was like “oh my billy I didn’t know you had an older son!” and we were all like what is this guy talking about BUT THEN WE REALIZED
chinuplittlepup: She stood up, she was so nice, and she points to Jay-Z and was like, “Oh, we just watched you on the Kennedy Center Honors, you were so great. You were so cute in your little red dress.” And she said that I had a little red dress,
asterahunter: captainsnoop: you know what was sick the part of revengeance where blade wolf is like “I POSSESS AN INTELLECT FAR BEYOND HUMAN RECKONING” and raiden is like “oh yeah smart guy? what’s the meaning of life? why are we here” and
thekanucklehead:This one time I ate so much salmon I could barely move, and then my mom was like oh have some blueberry pie for desert, and in that moment I understood what it is like to be a grizzly bear
I was on the phone with Makayla B and we both started saying “today” at the same time and she was like you go and it kind of just ; Me: oh, today my boob itched in second hour so I looked dead into Krista’s eyes while scratching my boob
ok my main problem with hannah montana is like how DID HER FRIENDS NOT KNOW IT WAS HER IM PRETTY SURE IF I HAD A BLONDE WIG ON MY FRIENDS WOULD HIT ME AND TELL ME I LOOK LIKE A DICK AND NOT BE LIKE OH LOOK A POP SENSATION
goodenoughforjazz: i used to work at Denny’s and honestly i served the weirdest people like this one time these two really stoned guys came in and when they were ordering their drinks the one guy was like “i would like a coke with exactly 6 ice cubes”
r3d1sth3b3stcolor: falcon-knight: ok STORYTIME my mom gave me this gift for my birthday at first i was like please don’t tell me it’s a sex toy but then i was like oh it’s a necklace in which you can put a special pearl and i- make a wish?
harrehshipsdontlie: cosmo-kramer-the-assman: ok my main problem with hannah montana is like how DID HER FRIENDS NOT KNOW IT WAS HER IM PRETTY SURE IF I HAD A BLONDE WIG ON MY FRIENDS WOULD HIT ME AND TELL ME I LOOK LIKE A DICK AND NOT BE LIKE OH LOOK
I remember when my friend was like oh! Let’s watch girl with the dragon tattoo and didn’t warn me about the rape scene and also went and took a shower right before it happened. That was the first time I ever felt triggered by what he did
levi-in-wonderland: askerenjaegerthetitanshifter: on-the-west-end: oniqlo: something you didn’t know you needed, at first I was like ‘How am I supposed to understand this WITHOUT THE SUBS??’ and then I was like ‘Oh..’ i still can’t get
cosmo-kramer-the-assman: ok my main problem with hannah montana is like how DID HER FRIENDS NOT KNOW IT WAS HER IM PRETTY SURE IF I HAD A BLONDE WIG ON MY FRIENDS WOULD HIT ME AND TELL ME I LOOK LIKE A DICK AND NOT BE LIKE OH LOOK A POP SENSATION
sunshinewithfitturtles: jennaanne01: elfalannah: bard-of-insanity: satanspetbunny: capricieus: heartcogs: at first i was like oh a hot video to gangnam sweet and then i was like shit look at them ride in those heels respect DAMN I’ve never
rahilugh: for my 12th birthday my mum got me a book and i already had it so i was like ‘oh well, now i have 2 copies!’ so i looked through my book shelf aND REALISED THAT THE BOOK SHE GAVE ME WAS THE BOOK I ALREADY HAD MY MUM STOLE SOMETHING FROM
roominthecastle: “It really made us laugh that Michael would be obsessed with paperclips. There was a whole run [that didn’t make it into the episode] where Michael was like ‘Look at these things. These are amazing.’ And Eleanor’s like ‘Oh
little happy healthy relationship moment: so yesterday I was supposed to go to this farm with my sister and her husband and son for easter but the night before she texted me and was like ‘oh my mother in law wants to come so can you find another way
scienceofconduction: r3d1sth3b3stcolor: falcon-knight: ok STORYTIME my mom gave me this gift for my birthday at first i was like please don’t tell me it’s a sex toy but then i was like oh it’s a necklace in which you can put a special pearl and
peridotic-table: So the next episode is called Battle of the Heart and Mind And at first I was like “oh obviously it means there’s gonnabd some difficult choices between Stevens feelings and Stevens logic” BUT THEN I was thinking (yes I know Escapism
harrehshipsdontlie:cosmo-kramer-the-assman: ok my main problem with hannah montana is like how DID HER FRIENDS NOT KNOW IT WAS HER IM PRETTY SURE IF I HAD A BLONDE WIG ON MY FRIENDS WOULD HIT ME AND TELL ME I LOOK LIKE A DICK AND NOT BE LIKE OH LOOK A
edwardspoonhands: t-jam3s: Always wanted to make a GIF set, so thought, why not! At first I was like “Oh that’s awesome” and then I was like “WHAAAAA!?”
spritesplode reblogged this from you and added: yeah thats why john was like “uh no nvm lets not talk about you being daves mom” yeahh I mean when they do that it makes me feel like they should act like their parents when they’re actually
@beetlejuice-lover OH THANK GOD YOU TOLD ME THE WRITERS HAVE SO MUCH EXPLAINING TO DO^NOW THIS VISUAL GAG MAKES ME GAG^RICO NO THAT’S YOUR SIBLING^RICO WAIT THAT’S NOT WHAT PREENING MEANS^A WHOLE GIF OF RICO SINNING?!?!?!!OH GOD RICO NO—–
so i remembered that i owned a new expensive laptop today (which i am using right now to do hw sigh) and i decided to try watching RWBY in HD and AHHHH IT WAS SO PRETTY!!! AND THERE WAS ONLY LIKE A FEW TIMES IT LAGGED AHHHHand i got this screencap of
moonwalking-horse: strawberryr: cat-scratch-club: I WAS SCROLLING AND BEFORE I SAW THE CAT ALL I SAW WAS A MASS OF HANDS I WAS LIKE OH SHUT THE FRONT DOOR IT GON BE PORN BUT IT WAS A CAT Either way somebody’s stroking a pussy did you just…
babytrashangel-deactivated20150: Freddie: We were having breakfast and some old lady said, “Hey are you guys in a band?” And we were like, “Yeah, we’re called The Vaccines.” And was like, “Oh, I never heard of you but you guys look pretty,