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ohfuckyaoi: aquastackers: barnaboners: aquastackers: OMG I SAW THIS AND I WAS LIKE OH FUCK and they both got laid that night by obsessive controlling men aw ye ^^ THIS I loove when this happens. :)
prancingtrashcan: cynicowl: randomdaisy: limbovulture: @randomdaisy dear herbologist what the fok is this corn dog plant OH MY GOODNESS I SAW THIS ON TWITTER AND I WAS LIKE “OH NO…. DUDE… DUDE NO” this plant is, in fact, a cattail (Typha
Soooo I wanted to share an omo story but I’m like wayyyyyyyy too shy to put it on my blog so I thought I’d submit it to you🙈So the picture don’t really do it justice heh >.< I woke up late for work that morning and was like, “Oh Crap!”
helenas-hood: Friendly reminder that yesterday when my mom took me to Walmart she left me alone in the toilet paper section and this guy started hitting on me and I said “Sorry, I’m a lesbian.” and he was like “Oh my god I’m so sorry I thought
vampireapologist: vampireapologist: vampireapologist: vampireapologist: vampireapologist: i was never seen again. this was the best time ever bc my host had just changed the tire and I was like “oh hell yeah an old tractor tire! you know what
disrespectful-nipples:fangirltothefullest:I’m laughing my ass off I told mom I had a lot of followers on Tumblr and she was like oh you’re an influencer and I couldn’t help but laugh, Tumblr doesn’t work like that. We’re all gremlins rummaging
I like having a queue now, because my blog has so many different topics going on it that I don’t even know what the hell is going to come up.
duplexide:I recently learned that one of Europe’s top parks “Alton Towers” apparently has this fucked up flesh ride that looks like those Atlantian levels in Tomb Raider. Not only that but it has it’s own themed hotel room…?This is so fucking
faygo-fuckyourself: faygo-fuckyourself: some dude started throwing pebbles at my window so i went over and opened it and he was like “oh shit you’re not my girlfriend” in a very obviously intoxicated way and I said no, probably not and he asked
furiouskicks:Dirk Gently’s Holistic Detective Agency - Horizons (2016)Director: Dean Parisot
qrowst-with-the-most: z-paladin: prancingtrashcan: cynicowl: randomdaisy: limbovulture: @randomdaisy dear herbologist what the fok is this corn dog plant OH MY GOODNESS I SAW THIS ON TWITTER AND I WAS LIKE “OH NO…. DUDE… DUDE NO” this
ofgeography: lionhearrt: theorthodoxknight: Traditional Georgian dancing. date a man who once when i was walking down the street in new york this guy stopped me to ask where he should get a sandwich, and i was like, “oh, i’m on my way to get a
vesley: vesley: My roommate and I were just discussing how to stock our fridge this semester and he was like oh yeah we’ll have the best drinks ever ;) and then “this is what I meant”
twerking-poproxy: MY DAD ASKED ME IF HE WANTED ME TO HAVE HIM DOWNLOAD MY PHOTOS OFF OF MY CAMERA AND I SAID I’D DO IT AND THAT I JUST HADN’T GOTTEN AROUND TO IT AND HE WAS LIKE “oh i have one of those in my car” AND HE WENT OUT TO HIS CAR AND
andthenewt: pocketcucco: okay now I will share an embarrassing story with you all for sleepover saturday a while back I went to a gift shop and I saw a basket of these and I was like oh shit I love bouncy balls!! so I grabbed one and threw it on the
”When I was a kid, you know the thing that the drummer sits on,it’s a stool,it’s a small chair. But they don’t call it the stool or chair,they call it the throne. I could never figure that out until I met Matt Cameron and I was like ‘Oh I get
sickfantasies: sexysoul: *grip* i did this to a coworker friend and she got really submissive and happy and i was like oh, i must stop this now. totally awkward.
positivestress: we ordered dominos and the delivery person gave me the pizza and said “careful the box is really hot” and i was like oh wow it is that’s weird this is way hotter than usual i pay for the pizza and open the box and take out a slice
fangirltothefullest:I’m laughing my ass off I told mom I had a lot of followers on Tumblr and she was like oh you’re an influencer and I couldn’t help but laugh, Tumblr doesn’t work like that. We’re all gremlins rummaging
fuckyeahjessicalange: Jessica Lange really shaved my head. She was rubbing my head with her nails, and I was like, “Oh, you can touch me, all day long!” - Chloë Sevigny
daftwithoneshoe: positivestress: we ordered dominos and the delivery person gave me the pizza and said “careful the box is really hot” and i was like oh wow it is that’s weird this is way hotter than usual i pay for the pizza and open the box
theorginalmiddlechild: helenas-hood: Friendly reminder that yesterday when my mom took me to Walmart she left me alone in the toilet paper section and this guy started hitting on me and I said “Sorry, I’m a lesbian.” and he was like “Oh my god
guernvca: last night I told my mom I was a virgin and she was like “OH THANK GOD”
420shitpost: prancingtrashcan: cynicowl: randomdaisy: limbovulture: @randomdaisy dear herbologist what the fok is this corn dog plant OH MY GOODNESS I SAW THIS ON TWITTER AND I WAS LIKE “OH NO…. DUDE… DUDE NO” this plant is, in fact, a
ca-tsuka:New trailer for “The Boy and the Beast“ (Bakemono no Ko) animated feature film directed by Mamoru Hosoda (Wolf Children, Summer Wars, The Girl Who Leapt Through Time) :https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yjzLfF9Cgg4
pasteljoshler: vesley: vesley: My roommate and I were just discussing how to stock our fridge this semester and he was like oh yeah we’ll have the best drinks ever ;) and then “this is what I meant” Is your roommate Brendon Urie
artemispanthar: I still really love the bit in “We Need to Talk” where Greg says “I’m starting to worry about the future.” and Rose is like “Oh! Just ask Garnet.” all matter of fact
luxtherwbyfan: “And a Huntress is a what she always wanted to be…”
goth-albino-angel replied to your photo:5 second drawing of some of my embarrassing middle…Just realized… Oh no! Small dash was suffering from Twilight mania too!?!guilty
luvyourselfsomeesteem: senhoritaugly: I just had a grown man tell me to “go make me a sandwich” as I was doing his pourover I told him I didn’t understand what he meant because we’re a coffee shop, and he was like “oh it’s a joke” and
